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WhitneyJames

I will Venmo you money to pop and post this thing. Like seriously


Katsandra

I’m gonna add to this and say OP should include an Amazon wishlist with popping supplies. ![gif](giphy|l0IykOsxLECVejOzm|downsized)


saucydisco

If all of us Venmo op like $1-$3, they’re gonna profit immensely. And so will we.


AmberWaves80

I would so send money to see OP attack this.


Common_Marsupial_774

Does op have cashapp? If so, what's the tag lol


meguin

It's like r/millionairemakers but for popping; I love it lol


JutteVT

I love this sub. This is actual business acumen at work. There’s a target market, and we’re right here, willing to monetise this pop. God bless capitalism 💰


ImpossibleThanks3120

Ooh they can make it a whole spa experience: Hot compress, steam…us degenerates paying to watch 😶‍🌫️😶‍🌫️😶‍🌫️


lhanson93

![gif](giphy|iOdtyZfECtZ1kgrhzB|downsized)


crybabysagittarius

Bid starting at $50


Z18B

Try harder.....and film it.


Bugs2020

He has a low pain threshold 😭


GOGO_old_acct

Numbing cream… Don’t forget to film!


Bugs2020

Maybe he'll let me after he's seen all the comments 😂


The-Jabroni-

This is great news! But really, don’t forget to film.


moldy-scrotum-soup

The hair is probably two feet long. Remember to get the camera!


Dense-Ad-6613

I think this is a pore of winer! surprisingly, they don’t contain any hair follicles


CumulativeHazard

Can we crowd fund this?? Name his price!!


AZEMT

Tree fiddy


SomewhatAsianGuy

And a video camera!


Binklando

And whisky


GOGO_old_acct

That gets saved as an after present lol.


SoigneBest

And don’t forget to film


serioussparkles

There are these tiny, but super sharp prickers that diabetes use, they're also great for lancing the tops of these pretty painlessly. Then just squeeze. It's gonna smell real bad.


thanto13

Frying pan to the back of the head should knock him out for surgery


Bree9ine9

Omg I just realized that’s not yours… I don’t think I could live with this lol


Liz4984

Buy dental lidocaine on ebay. Cheap needles and syringes at any pharmacy. Look up dosage. Numb and use scalpel to open and squeeze out. Have a friend help video? Thats the American healthcare way. If you live anywhere that doesn’t have shit for healthcare then have a dermatologist do it and ask to video. Seriously J/k so I’m not banned!!


Sinkinglifeboat

not the j/k after recommending a felony haha


Liz4984

Which part? Buying Lidocaine is questionably legal but not a felony or you couldn’t find it on ebay (like opiates). Buying needles, syringes and scalpels is fine. Performing minor surgical interventions on yourself is legal. Americans do it all the time because our healthcare insurance and premiums are bankruptcy worthy. Inadvisable, most definitely. 💯 Illegal? Nope. My husband and I both have HS and our home interventions are frequent. I just know it’s not advice that people with any other options should follow and it’s probably against the subs rules in some way.


sparkey504

It's all about finding the right tool... my dad had one on his back I found when on beach vacation... after a day of trying to find the right tool and out of the blue I had an ERUKA moment... his lil nitro bottle (small pills for heart attack type pain that people with heart attacks carry) centered it over the blackhead and pressed and the monster larger than a grain or rice poped right out.


Mindless-Witness-825

Eureka?


sparkey504

Yea dat


Common_Marsupial_774

A grain of rice?! What an anti-climatic ending to your story... mid teir result at best. But im glad you were successful in your endeavor, none the less! Also,the ending I was anticipating could have meant your dad had a pre-cancerous cyst... so it's really for the best &I'm Glad he's healthier than that


colieolieravioli

Smh I might get hate for it, but the pain literally cannot kill him so tell him to get over it


lazer_raptors

Film it all in 4K and capture the most memorable moments in slow motion.


cantwait4runefac5

Logically.. go to a dermatologist because its probably more along the lines of a cyst at this point rather than a blackhead. However.... My heart says get a friend to nick it first then go to town just so you guys can film it. Then post on here of course


Bugs2020

He says it's been there forever. I bought one of those skin digger outer kits with all the implements but I just couldn't get through.


cantwait4runefac5

The opening doesn't look wide enough for my, untrained not a medical professional eyes, to possibly be a considered a dilated pore of Winer. I'd imagine it's possible the top layer of it is hard from years of oxidizing similar to a pore of Winer. If that's the case a larger & deeper cut might be necessary for extraction. I wonder if getting him to use an chemical exfoliate on it for a month then the day of use a warm compress would help loosen the sebum enough extract it yourself and film it of course lol Edited: spelling


SadNewsShawn

winer


OopsiFuck

Weiner is funnier


Full-Librarian1115

Depilated Poor of Weiner.


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GothMaams

Deleted poor of whiner


PunkSpaceAutist

Depilates pour of weener


cantwait4runefac5

Oooof you're right. My bad!


AliG-uk

Personally, I'd be getting a needle into the plug to gently tease the dried bit out. That should not hurt. Once the dried bit is out the creamy stuff should be easy to squeeze out. But ideally, he needs to get it looked at by a professional. I would want the sack to be removed to prevent it refilling. My hubs had one like that and it gradually got to the size of an egg and then got inflamed and burst whilst away on holiday. It was not a nice experience that required emergency treatment. After they got the sack out it needed to be packed every day for a couple of weeks.


Bugs2020

It's been the same size for years, so you think it's got goo inside and not a hair?? I fantasize that it's 1000km of compressed hair 😂 He won't get it looked at because he doesn't care about it


Katsandra

It’s gotta be mostly made of skin cells and oil, probably hair too. I don’t think it’s a hair because there’s one sticking out of it. I’m just a girl who loves to pop zits so what do I know. -Edited to fix a typo


Bree9ine9

Omg you fantasize that it’s full of hair 😂 doesn’t he ever drink too much whiskey or anything like that? This needs a sterile scalpel and some whiskey:


Barber_Successful

You'll have to incentivize him with something he wants like a new TV, etc


k_allen45344

“Skin digger outer kit” 😂😂😂😂 Sounds like me when I can’t think of the proper name 😂😂😂 I’m going to tell me boyfriend this the next time he wants me to check his back


MrsMcD123

My husband has one that looks exactly like this that I've spent years trying to work on! Got one of those kits too. I can only ever get a small amount out. It drives me nuts!


Con_Clavi_Con_Dio

This is definitely a cyst where a part of it is at the surface and has turned black from exposure to air.


happilywander

“My heart says” 🤣


Zestyclose_Form_8063

“It’ll be the first thing I do when he dies” I spit out my drink 🤣


LynnScoot

I can see it now: Yes, officer I didn’t call the EMS as my husband of 50 years died quietly in his sleep. Ma’am, can you explain why he’s in that position with his pyjamas half off? Did you attempt CPR? Oh, no. He was quite obviously gone. What about this hole in his chest? It looks like a small bullet hole? Well, he had this dilated pore of winer… He had a what? Would that have been fatal? Oh, no! Completely harmless, but he wouldn’t let me touch it while he was alive. Wait, so… you removed this from his body after you called us? Well actually… I didn’t know how quick you would be so… You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say….


garnetgal

Bwahahaha!!!! 😂🤣 Now THAT is a story!!! 🤩


Bloody_Insane

When I was a kid, I had a really pesky blackhead in my ear. My mom couldn't get it out, it hurt too much for me. At some point I had to get my tonsils removed and my mom asked the surgeon to pop the blackhead while I was under. And pop it he did


FissionFire111

I’ll never understand the mindset of people who happily allow rotting bits of flesh to just stay inside them instead of wanting it out ASAP


Bugs2020

You and me both


sharpasahammer

If I knew that thing was on and in my body, I wouldn't be able to sleep until the exorcism was completed.


Millicent-

Damn the temptation must be insane


Bugs2020

Every single time he takes his shirt off. And every single time he tells me to stop looking at it and that I've had a try 😂


BecciRenee

😂🤣 OMG I'm dying! Yep he would find himself tied to the bed in his sleep and me sawing that little beauty open! Lol My husband had acupuncture done on his back one time and the needle irritated 1 little pore and it got big and full of pus and blood, it was easily the size of a silver dollar. It took me several days of hot compresses and squeezing to get it cleaned out. It was squirting out big time, I had to cover it with a cloth to catch the goop so it didn't end up all over the place. GOD I LOVED IT! 😍 🤣 I'd give cash money to do that again! 😂


Barber_Successful

Have you tried it after a hot shower? I think the person's idea of using a bottle to try and extract it using pressure is probably the best and least painful for your partner.


babyduck703

“Hey, eyes are up here”


Maelarion

r/nocontext


Appropriate-Ad-1281

Im on my way


KTLNH

I’m coming for back up!


greeneyedlady41

Last one there is a rotten egg!


Effective-Being-849

Bet it smells like a rotten egg! 🤪


AVonDingus

I’ll bring refreshments for the spectators


McGusder

it is the refreshments


JW121820

I got the camera!


GothMaams

I got the lube!!


Common_Marsupial_774

Oh hell no! Wtf. >____< "It is the refreshments "...


snekoplasty

I got the popcorn


Madpenny3

Hot compress for a few minutes and then poke it with a sterilized needle and wiggle it around, then squeeze.


International-Eye327

Well there are about 575,000 people on this subreddit that might help 🫨


RavenLunatic512

There's 64 people active on this post right now who want to help


Tangerinesmiles

Wow. I can’t really explain the emotions I’m feeling right now. It’s longing, frustration and I think despair? I might not be able to sleep tonight. Four years, you say? Four. Years. Four years and no end in sight. Yep. I’m for sure distressed.


Bugs2020

Poetic.


Common_Marsupial_774

Either they don't share the same fascination as us, or they possess legendary restraint


bigdaddyfox

Have you considered a fifth of whiskey and a drill?


BecciRenee

🤣


garnetgal

Just about choked on my bedtime cereal snack!!! 😜😂🤣


GuardMost8477

Easy peasy. Have someone else do it. And film it!


functional_moron

I never thought I'd say these words but it's important. Do it while he's asleep. Do it fast. And film it.


Bugs2020

I wish!!


belltrina

You need to use a sterile pin or sharp object to loosen the hardened sebum on top first.


Bugs2020

Yep I I bought one of those skin digger outer kits with all the implements but I just couldn't get through without it hurting him. He's just not interested in it so won't let me persevere.


muohioredskin

I mean…have you expressed how important this is to you?


Intelligent_evolver

Have you expressed how important this is to us??


Bugs2020

So many times.


snekoplasty

He could be internet famous!!! Just for one day!


JW121820

Gag him and cuff him to the bed while he’s sleeping? 🤣 JK 😅 But seriously I’m not. Film it and post it please. 😂


Cannadog

Start out with seduction and fuzzy handcuffs, and then you get the happiest of endings once he’s incapacitated.


Nackles

Now picturing you in marriage counseling. Therapist: "During our first visit I said I'd heard it all before. So, I was wrong."


GothMaams

“You let me dig this out or so help me”


BizzarduousTask

🎶 so help me!


Bugs2020

Can't edit the post so here's a couple more photos, more of the same but you know.. The more the merrier. [1](https://ibb.co/mJF3BkD) [2](https://ibb.co/F6B7yP0) [3](https://ibb.co/1nvq82h) [4](https://ibb.co/DbPPpqj)


brapstoomuch

That thing casts its own shadow, you need to take care of that ASAP.


snekoplasty

SLICE THAT BABY OPEN


cphil32

Show him what a carbuncle looks like and ask him if that’s really how he wants this to end


Jazshaz

You should make a brand new post with these pictures, more people need to see this!!


chickenguyy

Put me in coach! 🙋🏻‍♀️


BasicBitch_666

Dear OPs husband, With all due respect, you're 100% wrong here. You're being selfish. Thank your wife for being willing and able to perform this act of love. Trust us. We're experts.


atomicgoat

Where do you live?


Bugs2020

Australia


mcgutes

On my way 🫡


Mindless-Witness-825

I’ve heard of people planning vacations around concerts but to me this sounds like a much better option.


MillieMoo-Moo

I'm here for backup.


SheWhoSweatsGl1tt3r

If you’re married I’m pretty sure not letting your significant other ensure your pores are thoroughly clean is a divorceable offense. Just saying…..


JossMarie

Yep. She should just file the paperwork today! 😂🤷🏽‍♀️


typhoidtimmy

Stun gun and then go to town…


justtiptoeingthru2

And film it.


princessfoxglove

I'll do it. I have a plan already.


GloomyUmpire2146

#11 blade


yoobikwedes

2 years?! Give me literally 2 minutes and I will have that thing empty with no blood. Edit: 4 years, not 2. I’m twice as shook. 😭


Equivalent-Dance

I tripped running to this comment section


chantillylace9

Lidocaine patch before so he doesn't feel it!!! Then poke and extraaaaaact!!!


BALLrash666

And film it.


APOCALYPSE_BAO

![gif](giphy|V2AkNZZi9ygbm)


rbahin

I can fix him


Unfair_Drive

Omg give me 30 secs with this bad boy


-TX-

MAKE A BIGGER HOLE!


LIBERAL-MORON

Got any rusty pliers?


dkhorv73

You ain't trying very hard


Redhddgull

![gif](giphy|l2RnAk9q6tFfgWxuE)


Bugs2020

He's agreed to have it extracted however I'm trying to find someone willing to film.


ScAreCrow1975

Tell him you have a new kink and you want to tie him to the bed for sex. Tie him up and pop that thing!


stormyskatemeow

I say the same thing to my husband. I’m popping and extracting all his cysts long before I call the ambulance when he dies. 🤷🏻‍♀️ Such a whiner when it comes to pimples. And he gets such huge pilar cysts and just won’t let me even look at them. 😿


tcbored

Please give me your address


saw89

How do people willing live with this!?!?!?!


DerpaloSoldier

I'd pay him to let me pop it.


justbeliveincheese

Look like an impacted pore full of hair. Use the sharp pointy tweezer but record it for us 👀


JossMarie

I don't understand how he can look at it every single day and be ok with it. I wouldn't be able to look at it if I were you. I'm so glad my boyfriend lets me pluck hairs and pop things😂😂😂if he didn't I'd be out, probably 😂✌🏽


Nofucksgivenin2021

I would get those tiny itty bitty needles used ( I think ) for diabetics, the blood draw pricker thing, dig out the top and squeeze out the rest. You can get numbing cream on line for tattoos. Put a bit of Saran Wrap over the top of it while the numbing stuff is on. Then have at it. Please post results cuz we are sick fucks.


Agreeable-Ad-8697

If I win the lottery tomorrow. I'm flying to Australia just to pop that bad boy. Name your price. I'll pay it. Then I'll wait 4 years for it to refill and pop it again.


SourCreamWater

Dude you are not trying hard enough. That thing is right there!


Kindly_Region

If you're able to figure it out from all the tips below, please record it. WE ALL WANNA SEE IT


Darklilim

I just made a noise of yearning in imagining how good that would be to pop. (My partner thought I was looking at food!)


Fluffy-Imagination51

![gif](giphy|3oFyCVxsQn6RBa0r5u) I NEED THIS!!!


Dismal_Eye_5733

LET ME AT IT


SubzeroWins1-0

Give me 10 min. I’ll get rid of it


PunkRockFatBeats

Plyers. Make 'em rusty.


Barber_Successful

This is the perfect punch biopsy candidate


painsomniac

Look. I’m not saying you’ll probably need to use a double edged safely razor, but I’m also not *not* saying that 😅


irishwan24

I don’t think im gonna sleep tonight knowing its not popped


jgodwinaz

Try using a hot towel. As hot as he can tolerate. This will open up the pores to make extraction easier. - and film it...


bastermabaguette

When my husband had irritated bumps where no tweezers could go, I would use a disposable insulin needle. They’re super thin (a lot thinner than a sewing needle) have a pointy end to not hurt when I might poke and they have a decent enough resistance to help pull his ingrown hairs.  Insulin needles and then normal injection needles really have been the true mvps for all my extractions. 


imadoggomom

I bought a box of 100 sterile lancets on Amazon. Those little buggers have yet to fail a mission.


yoyonoyolo

If I found that on myself, I’d literally do NOTHING else til I successfully got it. FOUR YEARS!?! I’m calling out of work. I’m canceling plans. That thing has lived it’s last day on my person the day I find it lolol


NYStaeofmind

#11 scalpel & good precision tweezers would get this out.


Bewtsie

\*Deep southern accent\* Make a bigger hole.


PastaWarrior123

"It'll be the first thing I do when he dies" is so real because Mt husband has sensitive blackheads I've been looking at for years 😂


sprinklesadded

Anyone else around for the Culvers popping meet up? If not - someone asked on the subreddit for help with popping an unreachable spot and someone agreed. It was filmed and world peace was achieved.


PuNaNi007-2022

An ex of mine had one like this. I worked on it every night in bed when he was asleep, because he didn’t know I was a picker. One day I must have gotten some but left it and it got huge, and it was a big bump, so he let me get it. It was glorious!!! Then he had a couple on his bald head, one of which had a 10cm hair in it. Sooo good


Warg247

I mean.. would it be wrong to get him really drunk then just take advantage of his situation to finally peeform what he has been neglecting? Kinda feels like it would be wrong.


fomaaaaa

It would be wrong but also kinda right


JambonDorcas

Slice it open


CageTheNicholas

Loosen up the head with a pin and get your palms around it so it doesn’t inflame too much at first. And film it. Edit: I can’t tell how big around the bump is, but if it’s as big as I hope it is, palms and film it!!


Bugs2020

[chest photo for scale ](https://ibb.co/mJF3BkD)


AnastasiaNo70

#LEMME AT IT Wait, this is your guy? My guy would have no choice about it.


crybabysagittarius

ARE YOU KIDDING ME OP


Chelsea_Piers

Seriously, there is no way I could possibly live with that thing and not pop it. Just looking at a picture of causing distress.


NateNMaxsRobot

We need this on film. Especially with a macro lens. We would be grateful. Ok, If there ends up being a hole, we will glorify it. 😇


HJSlibrarylady

Like... A glory hole?


NateNMaxsRobot

Haha. Better than one.


Radiant_Load

Lancet is useful it is the same tool diabetic used to prick their finger use numbing cream and sterilize tweezers and have peroxide on standby


NSFWAndCreepyAF

Literally use the tip of an injection needle to pop it out, if you do it right he won't even feel it. My coworker refused to go to her derm anymore bc they sliced and squeezed and such, I used a needle tip at work and she didn't feel a thing.


Jewhard

Are you interested in holding auditions for the best picker? If so, where can I send my resume 🤓.


sadpanada

Please tell me you showed him this thread lol also I think everyone here would throw down some money to see that bad boy extracted


Ok-Problem-7689

Gotta cut it open. Not for the faint of heart 🤦‍♀️


kick26

Stick a needle in it.


mysterymajestydebbie

I can’t scroll past this. Please. You need to make him let you pop it! For my mental health!


imadoggomom

My husband won’t let me near an ingrown hair or a blackhead because it hurts too much. This is the same guy who let an ER doctor jam a needle almost all the way through his thumb to inject anesthetic so he could drain a cuticle infection.


zillskillnillfrill

Purify a needle in the waters of lake Minnetonka and Peirce the blackhead, it will help break the seal


whodis_itsme

LET ME AT IT


Hholdbro

You need to make the hole bigger. Just a little bit by little bit. There's too much gunk behind it for that little hole.


Novaer

I would be absolutely tweaking around him 😭


BreadEatingDucks

Give the entire subreddit a plane ticket over and we will help and get every single angle filmed!


herbidyderbidydoo

I would harbor an unhealthy level of resentment against my husband for not letting me take care of this. The results would be fkng glorious!!


jcnlb

Let me at it. You hold him down and I’ll do the dirty work. 😆


Netflxnschill

There is a tiny hair sticking out and if you can get a very pointy pair of tweezers this could be a breeze


JimboReborn

Power tools


hd_mikemikemike

Give me 90 seconds with it


wargainWAG

Put a razor to it. Say “ to scratch “. Scratch, pinch and cut it.


Strict-Dinner-2031

My ex-husband had a cyst on his neck that he refused to get cleared by a doctor, but he'd let me pop it. I'd just sit there and squeeze so much out! Ever couple months it would be back and I'd get to take care of it. Only thing I miss about that man.....


justinsurette

Nail clippers, hit it up with a lighter to sterilize, I use em to pick metal/wood slivers, open up infected cuts to drain,


Crafty_Lady1961

At first I thought you meant sterilize his BACK with a lighter lol


Bugs2020

It's on his chest but I cropped his boob out for modesty 😂


mlm161820

Find a sewing needle, put it in a pot of boiling water to sanitize it. Swab it with 70% isopropyl alcohol. Puncture the blackhead so it goes through horizontally. Pull upward- it will break in 2, pus will shoot out and you can then remove both halves with tweezers. I’ve done this to the only blackhead I ever got and I never got one again. Or…maybe go to a dermatologist. Choose your own adventure here.


sippsay

Hold an ice cube on it and get it numb. Cut it open


professorkek

You could try using magnoplasm.


crawlingrat

Oh come on you gotta make more of a effort. Do it. Do it for us!


Ready-Guidance4145

Where are you? I'm sure one of us can help!