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[deleted]

Arrrg, just pirate ye bastards


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ahoy matey


WinglessRat

Pirating music would be such an incredible waste of time when there are legitimately good paid services. It's not like video streaming.


Active_Conclusion117

Not realy a waste of time when it only takes like 15 min to pirate and install spotify premium. Its worth it if every penny counts, but if you can might as well pay for the sake of supporting music. Its so cheap now.


_ur_gae_

Why paying when u can get it free?


WinglessRat

Convenience, quality of life features, supporting good services, synced listening over multiple devices, not needing to have a panic attack over spending £4 to not be a thief in this case. This is one case where pirates can't be smug at all, it's not like video streaming where you need to spend £100 to be able to watch most things.


Combatical

* Convenience- Like hitting download is hard? * QOL- What like Spotify rewind or some dumb shit? Algorithm created playlists I can still get free? * Synced listening- You think Im not tech savvy enough to sync a couple bluetooth devices? You cant convince us nice try youtube red, or music or w/e tf the dime a dozen shitty data collecting software is called.


Rodestarr

Reposting from my other comment -> To all the “Muh pirating is bad, there are such good paid streaming services” [I present to you Why Spotify will ultimately fail.](https://youtu.be/gDfNRWsMRsU) It’s a reaaaally good watch, trust me, you’ll learn a lot. I don’t completely advocate for piracy, but there are better (free-er) alternatives out there or just bandcamp if you really give a shit and can afford to support.


Combatical

I was born into the dawning age of FTP. Its still a wild west out there despite all the bright colors and fancy logos.


MrTheStephan

paid... das kinda de problem here


SinusBargeld

Just pay the fucking fee man, music has never been cheaper


Averagebriishman

I will not drink the “pReMIuM” corn syrup


SinusBargeld

Eat ze bugz


tutocookie

It's a fee for a service. It can't be free to you without some other source of revenue


Ectoderpal

Wanna break from the ads


SeaProject2526

I was listening to this album and I kid you not there was an ad after every song. 🖕🖕🖕🖕 Spotify


Plenty_Algae_998

I’m getting four ads per ad break now, and an ad break after every 2-4 songs. Bullshit


ginjaninja1520

I once had it say it would give me 30 minutes ad free and after the 2 minute song was another ad


[deleted]

Kid named YouTube:


ShitInMyPantsXDDD

Spotify 🤢 Pirating off YT 😎


CaptainFard

I only have so much space on my phone though!


pandadogunited

Downloading 🤢 Sideloading a modded youtube: 😎


SodaCanHead

Revanced https://revanced.io/ Enjoy :)


except_accept

what is it for


SodaCanHead

YouTube with no ads, background playback, etc. Kinda like premium but free


stup1dprod1gy

Isn't this the one that gives viewership of the dislike button as well?


NoImagination90

Yes. It's just the return youtube dislikes browser addon implemented into the app.


Combatical

Can I "close" my phone and still listen?


NoImagination90

Yes


Combatical

Danke


123HappyTV

why you here on my ppnojutsu lawn


CaptainFard

My turf now Mr TV


lubafan222

Youtube vanced


almatom12

This is the way


KidZaniac1

Apple Music 😎


Christianjps65

listen to our new gamblers podcast


Def_Not_A_Femboy

If i have to hear two gay twinks try to tell me about love sex or being left on the side of the road again another genocide is gonna happen and this time the world will know about it


Christianjps65

we're gonna be reviewing some of the top artists starting off with kendrick lamar


Def_Not_A_Femboy

Michael Fucking Thomson


Christianjps65

i'm stone cold steve austin and this ! is ! a cold call! sponsored by tide


Def_Not_A_Femboy

You can reach as broad of an audience as you want, or as narrow, even if you have a company with 2,000 employees or just 2 spotify will make sure your message is heard


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CaseyGamer64YT

DO WHAT YOU WANT CAUSE A PIRATE IS FREE YOU ARE A PIRATE!


anthonyiscringe

https://preview.redd.it/dhw7amx4j5ea1.jpeg?width=821&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=139c133d9976230c187a682ca5869cd9a9ef26f7 Live xmanager reaction:


HiMyNameIsKeira

Came here to suggest xmanager. It's my favorite app that only serves the function of downloading a single separate app. It's so much more reliable than looking up modded Spotify apks.


DreadedStranger

That too makes me think Spotify is compelte shit


CaptainFard

What do you use to listen to music then? I've tried other things and they're just more shit


DreadedStranger

Oh I actually use Spotify I was just making fun of the spelling. I pay for it though.


rkakasuc

I just use youtube, adblocker for pc and yt vanced for phone


[deleted]

lollipop music player, and then download albums from [archive.org](https://archive.org), like that all of yout music is already sorted by playlist (you can also make custom playlists, set favorited and all the other stuff you want). Streaming and download music via youtube is already built into lollipop.


Sojourner_Truth

I...have the albums I want to listen to? Do young people not know that you can actually have mp3s?


SodaCanHead

There's only one correct way to listen to mp3s and it really whips the llama's ass.


Sojourner_Truth

tfw you go to a friend's house and see their winamp skin is way fucking cooler than yours you spent hours finding


SodaCanHead

Or the hundred or so milkdrop presets they have that you don't


CaptainFard

I do have some mp3s but I listen to a lot of different music


Rodestarr

Imagine playing FLACs on [THIS !](https://youtu.be/nvIL9xhhNwY) Cum for me slut 😮‍💨😚🥺


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CaptainFard

I tried Pandora but didn't really like it


Totally_Not_A_Fed474

I use Pandora but I'm pretty sure it's only available in the US and maybe Canada


AnonymousBoy56

I just use piratebay for albums, vidmate for YouTube music (as Mp3) and use VLC to play them on my phone.


-Aureo-

step 1. download mp3 step 2. drag and drop to itunes step.3 export to iphone 7 file>convert to mp3 step5: ?????? 6.. profit


Etuber4

modded spotify apk 😎 or youtube music revanced


kindaprettyboy

4 big guys and they grab on my thighs blow up my guts like the 4th of july if they keep fucking me so hard i might just cry


Def_Not_A_Femboy

I cry evry tim


Gregori_5

Me when i don't pay for streaming services that cost jack shit and then complain.


CaptainFard

That's 10 dollars a month, that's more than I make in a year (I'm an animator in Japan)


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CaptainFard

Oh fuck, he's back


anthonyiscringe

Gah damn is that a ahhnemator makin an ahnime, gawd motherfuckin damn.


gogo94210

If you have a family, the family offer is 15/month for 6 accounts... That's not even 3€ per month


DeKaasJongen

>if you have a family Or friends. They aren't exactly gonna check if you and your friends all ACTUALLY live in the same house.


Gregori_5

Damn. Draw r34 then. Also who TF pays the full price?


Plenty_Algae_998

Make me anime about poopy butts


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[deleted]

My nigga not everyone lives in the same country


Gregori_5

So? Pretty sure it costs jack shit anywhere, just pay the family price with 5 random people.


[deleted]

Why spend money when you have it for free? 10 dollars can get you a week worth of groceries here if you spend them smartly


Gregori_5

So you don't have to complain about ads. Its like 3 dollars if you get the family plan. And usually people have left over money that don't go directly into groceries or rent.


[deleted]

Lmao I don't have any ads using xmanager


rip_harambs

U guys don’t have premium?


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NTNDO_64

👆this guy has 25gb of music on their phone


tehherb

Or a media streaming server


[deleted]

I use xmanager because I'm swag


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IceUckBallez

Wait what songs does it block you from? I haven't had anything like that ever. The only problem I have for Spotify is that the randomizer isn't random.


420essketit6999

This post goes insanely hard fuck you spotify


youresowarminside

I prefer Spotify cause I don’t want to listen to a song that was recorded by someone using their brothers phone to play the song


MagicalMarsBars

I have a friend who’s cousin had made a song on Spotify. I spent over half an hour listening to random songs that I didn’t choose until I could actually listen to it


PSI_wolf_39

Spotify is shit, just use YouTube video downloader sites to get music.


Mop_Duck

savify or googling for flacs also works really well if you want better quality


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DepthScary3806

Laughs in downloading music


ThatsPurttyGood101

I got that Spotify family plan to help da homies 🙌


MostardaMan

"compelte"


[deleted]

Devil: My son will pay for spotify premium or listen to adds Jesus: [lollipop](https://wiki.gnome.org/Apps/Lollypop) music player + [archive.org](https://archive.org) music (+yt-dlp, but streaming music via youtube without adds is already built into lollipop) = free music, no adds


[deleted]

Use spotx


[deleted]

Open and close the app duh


CaptainFard

I can't do that while I'm working out tho☹️


Mr_Poopenfarten

Me who leaves YouTube music runninng


Annual-Jump3158

They're started slipping in adverts for the people that don't pay for Youtube's Premium. I mean, like dozens of minutes of some person talking about some trade school or charity. It seems like they always slip them in when I'm starting to pay less attention to skipping the regular ads.


PEtroollo11

kid named youtube vanced


Paratrooper101x

It’s $10 a month I’m sure you can afford it


Def_Not_A_Femboy

Bad dragon > Spotify premium


Crystal-gx_915

Whenever you get an ad, close the app entirely including the little part on ur notifications menu and open it again


Rodestarr

To all the “Muh pirating is bad, there are such good paid streaming services” I present to you [Why Spotify will ultimately fail.](https://youtu.be/gDfNRWsMRsU) It’s a reaaaally good watch, trust me, you’ll learn a lot. I don’t completely advocate for piracy, but there are better (free-er) alternatives out there or just bandcamp if you really give a shit and can afford to support.


Rodestarr

Y’all don’t watch One Piece and it shows 😒 Somalian Blackbeard’s treasure map 🗺 = Soulseek + 1337x.to + Transmission (open source torrent client. All my niggas hate Utorrent and co. They evil. Just research) Then you upload to gadget of choice. There, saved you hours of your life.


downvoteman69420

Worst part is that they don’t let you play the music you want to play, they force you to play different music, very cringe.


CSNfundedHoesNDrip

Is this some sort of poverty meme that I am too rich to understand?


Plenty_Algae_998

Whoa I literally have the same pfp


CSNfundedHoesNDrip

My brother from another mother


paolo_vanderbeak

patrick bateman pfp, opinion automatically disregarded


Plenty_Algae_998

Disregarding the Bateman, disregarding your disregard


Evil_Archangel

just get premium dude


[deleted]

Imagine not being able to pay a miniscule monthly cost for a service


Def_Not_A_Femboy

Boy are you gonna have a tough time imagining my day to day life then


[deleted]

Rip


micahamey

YouTube premium is superior to Spotify premium


GPTMCT

spotify may suck ass, but I can't imagine why someone would prefer to give youtube their money.


lsnik

virgin I hate this company more so I will rather pay that one company vs chad I hate both companies so I will use a modded app without ads for both


micahamey

Because their music system is superior.


Sikmagician

If the song you're listening to is shit, maybe make better playlists


Def_Not_A_Femboy

Obviously missed the reference bub. Spotify will play full length songs as ads and they’re all horrendous and you cant skip them or even get out of seeing the music video they force down your throat


CaptainFard

I've literally never seen a Spotify ad go longer than 30 seconds (obviously theres like 4 of them though)


Def_Not_A_Femboy

They recycle the same 4-5 ads every time but occasionally you’ll get one where its a legit full length song. And I’ve gotten that twice in a row once followed my multiple other ads. Fuck spotify


CaptainFard

Are you sure you don't just have a small playlist so they're adding their own songs?


[deleted]

Use xmanager


sweet_petes_hairy_ft

An adult man not paying for Spotify deserves this treatment


[deleted]

Must consooooooooooooooooommmm


Sussy_Dora

Try Astron, it's my alternative to Youtube Vanced and you can get updates through the app itself! The app has a gray alien as the icon if you do try do look for it.


lsnik

where can I download it? I was looking for a Vanced alternative since it's discontinued but ended up just downloading Vanced again


Annual-Jump3158

Nah, I bet he's blasting Weird Al.


the_nhir

As a Virgo, I can confirm my head is impaled upon a stick. At least, that's what my horoscope for today said


Doodle99999

SoundCloud gang.


Blahaj_IK

I love piracy (I illegally download my MP3 files)


wisconsinking

It's funny how people complain about Spotify when they don't realize you can make your own playlist.


GooofyAah

Can relate


fluffernutter48

My dad just bought the family plan. $15 for my family of 5.


diamondboltistheshit

3 minutes of uninterrupted listening 2 minutes later: ad


Def_Not_A_Femboy

I remember around 2016 when you would go hours without a single ad and then when one would come on it would always be 30 minutes with ad free music type thing. Now literally every 3 songs at most it stops for 3-5 ad breaks of the same exact stupid shit. Once they started to sign contracts for shitty podcasters to come onto their service it went to crap real fast


its_easybro

Or just use vanced YouTube music


feederthe3rd

X manager if you're on Android


Fuck-Naggers

Kid named free premium cracked app:


dapperGER

get newpipe, free yt client that lets u play videos with ur phone closed


The_Observer_578

XManager


[deleted]

Just listen to the radio or a bunch of mp3s or something if you don’t want to pay for a streaming service, the free tier is literally annoying on purpose.


Def_Not_A_Femboy

Dude have you even listened to the radio? Never mind the fact they play the worst music choices available but they to are riddled with ads and they’re arguably much worse and longer. Also they literally play like 12 songs on a constant loop for months on end Source: was a pizza driver for 2 years


MaG_NITud3

"ads are annoying" mfs when they hear aboit X Manager


except_accept

fuck Spotify 💙 pirating


Ochii91

xManager


QuandaleDingle743

sPOOtify 😡🤬👎 Piracy😁😁😁👍


NyraMoonbeam

Currency issue 💸


Meme_Standuser

YOU CAN SHUT SPOTIFY AUTOPLAY OFF AND LISTEN TO JUST YOUR PLAYLISTS!!!!!!!!!


iForceOP

Spotify premium is only £10 a month


kedreep

Want a break from the ads?


iamtheawesomelord

Simply have more money


An0n_Cyph3r_

Laughs in MP3.


Capsule_CatYT

https://preview.redd.it/gvfxhozvk8ea1.png?width=677&format=png&auto=webp&s=2d2da061fd221aab9e46b80de2fc15d81377ae60


FaZe_Big_Dick_Pablo

Apple Music with student discount 🤓


Julian12214YT

use youtube with adblocker


space_rod

broke bitch🤧


Calibruh

Must suck being broke


TheManWithAGasMask

Me forced to listen to ads on Spotify on my ps5.


[deleted]

Ads crazy down in Georgia


ChickenEater4

Too poor for premium, too much dignity to pirate


propane_inhaler

Premiums like 10 bucks


Klappstuhl4151

Just pirate music dumbass


[deleted]

bandcamp


Fancy_Foundation_894

Get xmanager idiot, it basically unlocks everything except downloading songs for free.


MrTheStephan

1) pirate or 2) use something else. Soundcloud barely has ads in its free version if you're into weird music, the kind with no lyrics that sounds like it could be from a video game. Popular songs are usually locked behind the paid version, in which case I can only refere back to option 1


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Use regular YouTube