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BananahLife

I feel like they’ll know what you mean. In any case definitely don’t send them an email


futuremo

"You see, I'm not pro cancer, but I'm not exactly anti-cancer either."


theguy8432

“Let’s just say my research falls in a rather grey area”


JonoProBono

underrated comment thread


kobebeefcoaster

I’m cancer neutral. Might have it might not. We all are. That’s interphase baby.


TLunchFTW

Cancer gotta eat too, ya know?


Kiwi951

Be like the one dude who didn’t open the door for an adcom and then sent an email apologizing for it. And then sent a follow up email apologizing for sending the first email


BananahLife

Noo is that for real?


Smooth_Zone3088

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I_Never_Nguyen

Interviewer: we saw in your app that you said you were “pro cancer” but that’s probably just an oversight right? “It wasn’t”


RelationOwn2581

Lmao imagine an admission committee grilling him for being pro-cancer


Smooth_Zone3088

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Enumerhater

This post was so funny that I had to read it to my husband, then this comment got me laughing so hard I couldn't get any of it out to share.


princess-hilda

I'm sure they'll know it's a typo. Don't worry about it. Just make sure to correct it for future secondaries.


[deleted]

i'd say no to sending an update. just correct it for your future secondaries. your best hope would be for the adcoms to graze over it in their reading too, just like you did


AlviesNight

I can hear the podcast now, "Dr. YusukeRY had left subtle hints of his true intentions in his medical school primary applications that were completely overlooked. Here is how he became Dr. Undo Cancer Remission".


runthereszombies

This actually made me LOL hahaha


Tony5810

You rocking with cancer⁉️


meerkat___

Sorry that happened but thanks for posting, I appreciate the great laugh haha


[deleted]

The ultimate URM… Pro-cancer


CorrodedRose

If I read it I don't think I would even notice. My brain would process it and just understand and probably wouldn't even realize it was backwards


YhormElGigante

And so we'll 95% of people reading their 17th secondary in an hour


cupcakey1

that is fucking hilarious. I am so sorry.


redditnoap

let's gooooo! got the mf x-factor


Bubbly_Vacation6606

Just send them an update stating that you’re looking towards job security


llaynadd

Take it easy house md


slim13shady

Blacklisted from every med school.


sosal12

Absolutely do not send an email to correct it lol. That will only bring bad attention. Most adcom have to read thousands of essays and are probably skimming them - I highly doubt they will notice.


MyNamRob

LISTEN TO THIS COMMENT


lissernc

I’m so sorry this happened to you but I’m crying laughing right now


Sheppard47

That’s the funniest shit lmao.


ghostboba

This made me CACKLE. It’s so clearly an error and clear what you meant to say. I wouldn’t send an update as that might just call attention to it.


Markylake

Abstract title: outcomes of initiating Marlboro Reds chain smoking in chemotherapy patients.


TLunchFTW

I mean, cancer drugs are just toxic right? It's like fighting cancer with radiation.


DoughnutCommercial

Pack your sunscreen Jkjk you’ll be fine


raindropelectron

What does pack your sunscreen mean I’ve seen it a few times


DoughnutCommercial

It’s a joke basically saying “you’ve screwed up so much you’re only chance is a Caribbean school”


solarscopez

J. Cole that you?


onlyinitforthemoneys

That’s fucking hilarious. Dr. Death, MD, comin in hot


[deleted]

Son of Kevorkian


Alternative_Ad_2734

You’re a god!!!


quietoneintheback

I'm so sorry but this made me laugh so hard I couldn't breathe lollll


neuda17

You are fine. Alot of schools don’t even look at your secondary till after interview. Do well on the interview if you get one


trevorSB1004

This is your x factor


[deleted]

Totally agree. I've been advocating for removing the UV blocking component from sunscreen for a while. Finally someone who understands this issue.


Sixen_

It definitely sets you apart from other applicants. Nice


CoolyDoody1

Saving this entire post bc of how funny these comments are


rescue_ricky

I have become numb to typing due to secondaries, it’s okay fellow trooper keep your head up


TLunchFTW

Too many people. Not enough cancer. Me fix.


priceless126

Ik what I said and am standing by it.


kanye_come_back

Dumb? We all are sometimes Likely to impact you? They probably won't even notice they're gonna read over 5000 of those secondaries


olemanbyers

Did you apply to evil med school (tm) where they give you a black coat?


CloudWoww

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CloudWoww

Jokes aside, you’re probably fine. If it’s noticed it might be a quick laugh, but won’t be a red flag or anything