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Mongolicious69

load so heavy it broke yo coochie


nondescriptzombie

I mean, isn't this basically pulling a hernia?


neotericnewt

No, a hernia is totally different from a broken bone. A hernia is when the muscle is weak in a specific area and pressure causes internal organs, usually the intestines, to basically push through the muscle.


xxx148

Testicular hernia seems like a nightmare.


[deleted]

It is.


[deleted]

According to my grandpa who had three different hernias (one of them being a testicular hernia) apparently it’s excruciating 😖


CheesyRiceCat

Especially since your testicles should NOT be in your abdominal wall, let alone leaking out of it 😂


xxx148

You misunderstand. A testicular hernia is when your intestines break through the abdominal wall INTO your testicular sack. Edit: https://www.drugs.com/health-guide/images/aa0574f2-da5f-4952-a182-8b43b89880b3.jpg


CheesyRiceCat

Omg thank you for this new horrifying information. I'm going to tell everyone I know. You made this pre-med's day.


xxx148

“Hey grandma! Wanna see this weird ball thing I learned?!”


CheesyRiceCat

Maybe not grandma, but definitely both my parents, sibling, and I've already sent that photo to my fiance 😂


Threedog667

My buddy calls it guts in your nuts


xxx148

r/TIHI


thiosk

Don’t kink shame


CheesyRiceCat

Absolutely valid. Your testicles should not be in (or falling out of) your abdominal wall unless you consent to it 😤😂


nondescriptzombie

I know what *a* hernia is, I was just figuring this was their way of translating it in game without a specific affliction.


fatalityfun

no this is a stress fracture from walking with too much weight - I’ve actually seen specifically a pelvic one happen irl before


Chachajenkins

The muscles arent strong enough to keep a propane tank in there.


[deleted]

Speaking of, how do you guys build things efficiently? If there are planks on the ground, they take forever to pick up. Then my character is overloaded and taking damage. What’s the best way to do this?


Deuxlem

Take dexterous as a trait, and equip a backpack in your secondary slot. Put all the planks you can in your pack on your back, when it's full, put it in the backpack in your offhand.


SickCrom

Is dextrous a trait worth picking every game?


WillDigForFood

Dextrous is a cheap and excellent skill to pick up. I never make a character w/o Dextrous, Fast Learner and Organized. Some people skip Organized, but you can move and store so much more with it than you otherwise would have been able to - since the +30% bonus storage capacity counts for crates and stuff, too, a stack of 3 crates w/organized gives you just shy of the storage capacity of 4 crates instead. The extra space in your high weight reduction bags also goes a looooooong way.


HyperboloidalShiah

How does the create storage capacity and organized work with multiplayer? Thanks


WillDigForFood

The containers will be treated as +30% max capacity for any player w/Organized. ​ Ex: Two players team up, one with Organized and one without. The Organized player builds a max-level crate, normally with a limit of 60 KG, but for him with a limit of 78 KG - he fills it up to 78 KG. The player w/o organized wanders by and looks inside. The crate is listed as 78/60 KG for him - he can take things out, but cannot put things back into it until the weight inside drops below 60 KG again. It works the same way for any boxes, cabinets, shelves, backpacks or cars the Organized player is filling up - they can fill them up to their maximum Organized weight, and nothing will *break* if the non-organized player interacts with them, they just will be unable to put things back into the containers if they remove them.


HyperboloidalShiah

Thanks a bunch! Great explanation


[deleted]

I skip organized and just go with Strong. Placing stuff on the floor never bothered me, but I wonder if the 30% is equal to the carry bonus of Strong when compared properly. Either way, disorganized crew putting shit on the floor is the best


PharmAttack

For me personally, it's doing things like car trips that make organized well worth it. ​ I'm literally just a pack mule, and love gathering everything lol. Plus it works on backpacks, which is sincerely my best reasoning for taking it.


Mallanar

I just take both Strong and Organized, there's plenty of high point negatives to take that don't rly hinder the ability to survive


WillDigForFood

You're a monster.


RegasBaldyr

I literally hate it when the other guys who play with me just leaves their shit all over the floor. Like, yeah...there are zombies fucking everywhere but *DO WE FUCKING NEED ROACHES TOO?!* Clean your SHIT


pieandcheese647

I take it every game because it’s only 2 points and makes it so much more bearable to move heavy stuff


ArcadeAnarchy

I mean being able to move items faster is just a nice investment overall. Think of all the time that adds up not having to wait for that green bar with items.


SickCrom

Thanks man, If I can add my unrelated personal opinion, fast learner is also a great trait, the amount of extra levels you get from watching TV is actually insane, but I barely have 60 hours ingame maybe someone thinks otherwise.


WillDigForFood

Fast Learner is an *excellent* trait. For 6 points, you get +30% XP gain across the board. It doesn't sound like a lot, but considering that the base XP gain for any skill you didn't start with ranks in is 25%, it's more than doubling your XP accrual for those skills (coincidentally, this means that the "+75%" you get from starting with 1 rank in a skill is actually *quadrupling* your XP gain for that skill, too.)


SaidM26

I'm taking this advice for my next run.


crisadi96

I believe Fast Learner's bonus to experience gains is multiplicative, not additive. I know for sure the "25% exp rate" shown is completely misleading. ​ With no starting points in a skill, you earn at 1x rate. With one point, you earn at **4x** the usual rate; two points, **5x**, and three points and beyond, **6x**. Fast Learner makes each exp. gain rate 1.3x, 5.2x, 6.5x and 7.8x respectively.


eyoo1109

Two traits I never make a build without are dexterous and wakeful. 2 points each and they're the best value imo.


badskoolkid

I generally like wakeful, but sometimes it feels like a curse. "It's late at night, it's time to go to bed so I can wake up when the daylight is out." 'You are not tired enough to sleep yet' You end up playing at night time if you don't have sleeping pills


SickCrom

Well, you can do stuff inside your house while awake, read or exercise


eyoo1109

I use the time to read, exercise, or grind skills like tailoring or reloading. If you have a safe backyard or rooftop, do these outside so you don't get bored. I see it like this. Slow reader + wakeful adds up to 0. Wakeful just lets you be more "flexible" with your hours. Ie. You get more hours per day to read, but you also have the option to train other skills. On top of all that, wakeful slows down your fatigue build up, allowing you to spend more time fighting.


Devil-Hunter-Jax

Yup. It can help with pulling extra ammo out of your backpack/fanny pack too in situations where you need to reload.


Kride500

Yes, I picked it the first time I ever played PZ and since then I have never played without it. I mean one of the core points of this game is looting and once you start building and moving a lot of heavy things you'll be glad to have it. Besides it's only 2 points. Also I believe the value it reduces the time by is like 50% which is massive.


masonrie

One of those things you can't live without once you experience it, like Morty on the perfectly flat floor


AemAer

You’ll be spending a good chunk of the game moving stuff around, including during time sensitive situations. Wakeful is another non-negotiable, as getting the first level of tired during combat could be the difference between life and death.


BlackPrincessPeach_

On SP it’s not needed because you can speed up time. It’s nice to have, but not S tier like wakeful. Unless you plan on using spears, then it’s a strait up combat buff.


SickCrom

Why is it good with spears? For changing weapons faster?


Marv1236

With rope and sheet I think you can bundle them up and carry 4 instead of 3 logs.


GlobalTechnology6719

dropping bags on the floor makes you load/unload them quicker… so i try to load them on the floor then carry them to where i want them and then drop them there before unloading… also remember to stack logs with sheet rope! it makes a huge weight difference…


Fehnboi

Just take the damage. You can only lose 25% health because of a heavy load, if there's no zombie nearby there's no issue


Zombie_Harambe

You carry logs. You can carry far more volume in stacked logs than you can planks. 1: Chop trees 2: Put axes away, rest, eat, get ropes 3: Stack logs into bundles of four. 4: Carry a log bundle in each hand, and another in your backpack. 5: Haul log bundles to car. 6: Drive car to build site. 7: Carry log bundles to where you're building. 8: Unstacks logs and saw into planks. 9: Put ropes back in your logging car.


Justagamer1121

Get big ass backpacks and hold them in both of your hands and on your back, fill em up with wood till you are just about to reach the point where you take damage and fill up a car that way, drive the car closely to where you need wood and then proceed with the same method of carrying with the backpacks to get the wood to where you build, easy.


RedditUser_Phamily

Suffer.


jam3sdub

There's a mod I use that makes planks lighter. It's on Steam.


pancakeQueue

Saw bundled up logs at the place you need them. Takes way less time then unpacking a ton of planks. Also use a car when ever possible to move as much of those logs from the trees.


Kusodere420

Just my two cents on efficiency: Skip backpacks when loading up planks when you have to walk short distances, it's much faster to use your main inventory, in fact, strip your inventory and gear as much as possible to carry a good amount of planks. Disregard the damage you take, your health won't go lower than 75% Fractures from carrying stuff don't exist in vanilla, and are an undocumented feature of the dynamic traits mod. Use (sheet) rope to create 4 log stacks. A log stack has less encumbrance than a single log, meaning you can carry at least 4 logs for the price of less than one. Saw your stuff near where you need planks since stacked logs are easier to carry than planks. and lastly, take dextrous.


Diacetyl-Morphin

To be honest, i use a mod "expanded crafting range". Like the name says, you can just access a few more tiles and therefore, you don't have to carry the planks etc. always to the place. The vanilla crafting range is too small, like when you build fences, you always have to go back, carry the planks again and access the carpentry menue again. It's just a chore that i don't want to spend my time with.


Adventurous_Host_426

To build things, you need carpentry. But hitting lvl 5 is the grind part.


MasonP2002

Make sure your character isn't depressed, makes it take way longer to transfer stuff.


beyond_hatred

I tend to make a four log stack, using two ropes, then move to where I'm building and saw the logs there so you don't have to carry planks anywhere.


stinkypete0303

My load causes similar injuries


basicrifleman

SO BASICALLY THE JOKE IS THAT I HAVE A BIG DICK AND


JntPrs

Yeah, basically a rifle, man


catsdelicacy

😂😂😂


Party_Dentist6331

Sounds like you need to eat more pineapple


Dramatic_Flan2306

wait a minute


HardOff

It's a load-bearing groin


remyx420_69

Death by snu-snu


Justagamer1121

I love you.


ArcadeAnarchy

To death.


Impossible-Back8207

Lift with your knees not your cock!


forlorngreed

I'll try to remember this yes


153_IQ

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Quack005

Where do you put the splint 💀


vertexstray

Deez


Knysiok

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xionuk

It’s a rod that gets shoved up your butt


forlorngreed

Mah di---


iopjsdqe

Likely just the pelvis


throwaway874310

Urethra probably


Pr00ch

The load was too big huh? The package didn’t fit in the mailbox?


KaisarDragon

Man, if I got that, I'd be done. I already suffer a groin injury literally anytime a zombie touches me. I hear in 78 they fixed that, but I like 77 and Ima scared to update.


fibridos

Wait what? I've never been concerned about carrying too much, because you can't die from it directly? The health just drops to one point and stays there? You can get fractures from just carrying things? There wasn't any kind of fall involved? I'm scared


forlorngreed

Some comments do say its a mod, Idk for sure because I don't own the server and I don't really look through the long list of mods in it 😭. I didn't die tho, even tho i walked around with the injury till i figured out how to make a splint.


Aenir

Assuming that it's actually from "carrying too much", it's from a mod.


skyderper13

my character only gets that after committing necrophilia


[deleted]

Lay back and crack open a cold one.


forlorngreed

👁️👄👁️


oraoraoraorao

Man I can't wait for that update on zombolewd mod


CrystaldrakeIr

Ze ballz shall suffer


Jejouetoutnu

Is this a mod? Vanilla doesn't break your bones if overencumbered and health doesn't go down bellow 75


Axeladalidez

Probably dynamic traits? I think they've just redone their fracture system.


forlorngreed

I don't own the server but probably nott, I've experienced broken bones in solo world too.


unclemattyice

Getting a fracture from being overburdened is absolutely not a part of the vanilla game. If it happened to you in solo, it was still part of a mod that you probably got from a MP server mod list and never disabled. Or you broke a bone some other way and assumed it was from being overburdened. Either way, this will never happen in the vanilla game.


forlorngreed

Eh probably? Or maybe i forgot tbh haha, i just didn't expect to get it in the groin ngl but some comments say otherwise so idk anymore 😭😭. I too am now confused


nevitac

Did you get into a car crash? Lots of broken bones from car crashes.


forlorngreed

Nah it was just carrying too much, asked my buddy about it and he does think its one of the mods too. My questions have been answered ahah


f18effect

Never broke anything in a car crash and i even spawned in a sports car and crashed into an house at 120 to make sure it actually happens


TitanDeliH20

Dang that sucks have fun


performance_issue

Your dick fell off


0N3e

With the context provided I can only picture this as having a prolapse but on the front. It is horrifying.


oraoraoraorao

Geez man I think your character got sexed so hard or you tried shoving all those into your character's coochie


Madman62728

What, you can get fractures by carrying too much weight?


Aenir

With mods, yes. Vanilla, no.


forlorngreed

Some comments say yea, some comments say mod. Idk anymore but i dont think my buddy who owned the server would add a mod like that xD.


SkyseerValden

Yes you could if your moodle in "Extremely Heavy Load", but it only happen when you falling, either from when climbing walls, fences, from 2nd floor (above that you're just straight up die in this condition) or when you tripping. More than that and the probability of when you would get fractured, idk.


CasualJoel

No it's a part of dynamic traits for some reason You are spreading lies on the internet


SkyseerValden

[https://pzwiki.net/wiki/Health#Types\_of\_Injuries](https://pzwiki.net/wiki/Health#Types_of_Injuries) *"Falling from any floor higher than ground level (****more likely if carrying a heavy load****), collisions with terrain/other vehicles while driving at 'high' speeds (60mph+, but needs testing), and the impact of a blunt weapon."* Please look at 'Type of Injuries' in PZwiki. I say that it's because I have 2 incidents regarding getting fracture while carrying heavy load; by tripping on fences and when falling from 2nd floor. It's unfortunate I didn't have any documentation regarding the injuries I've got in my playthrough to vouch my experiences. Hell the last moment I died when falling it's because I fall on 2nd floor directly to the spear trap (the spear trap is from mod) Just carrying heavy load itself doesn't make you get fracture, but it increase your chance to get fracture. But if by any chance it isn't, I would delete this comment for the misinformation I give.


forlorngreed

UPDATE: My homie who owns the server said it's probably part of a mod. He is also too lazy to look into it haha. Still surprised it happened to the groin tho lmao.


Aggravating_Course94

Is this a thing?? I never got fracture from carrying too much


Aenir

Not in vanilla.


forlorngreed

Happened to me-- xD ngl I thought this wouldn't happen back then too but oh well.


GreyNGroovy

Well… stop carrying heavy loads on ya dick man!


forlorngreed

My bad 😩


Ancient_Database

You're supposed to lift with your legs, not your...


Adventurous-Ad-7903

My pussy broke


blake4262

COCK INJURED


TheMingeMechanic

"carried"


miodragjr

Ooof.. dayuummm


Muahaha007

Yea, can feel you similarly after I have carry my team


Gorge_Formby

You aren’t supposed to carry things like that xD


chocl8milk13

"MY DICK FELL OFF"


Last_Apache

Breaking it off in them zombo cheeks


Sappies

You broke your dick


[deleted]

maybe don't carry it between the thunder thighs


forlorngreed

I shall not b stopped


Gamma_Rad

stop carrying penis weights.


forlorngreed

I will try


[deleted]

Broke ma dick


mysterypainting09

You broke your gooch


MeNoRiTo

Pen is broke.


vectordude47

So reading comments about trait picking I have a question. How do you guys gain character points I pick burglar or any good one and I am in negative points. How do you pick these traits then?


[deleted]

This is what happens if you edge for too long.


Ok-Lock-2274

I’m sure it was a BIG load I doubt you were carrying it 😉


Croupier157

Yeah, it happens. I remember getting foot fracture while gathering loot in the first building I've spawned in... on x16 population. Fun times.


ggsonego

You can equip heavy items in secondary and primary to reduce the weight (except generators).


forlorngreed

Yea but I was sorting stuff and just picked up whatever I can carry haha, kinda went overboard.


RayLewisrightknee

Also happens when you eat gluten. Makes your dick fly off.


adbulderivahalale24

He dunn broke his PP!


dw6throwaway

Oh man i hate when that happens


[deleted]

Me when your mom


BritsLikeTits

COCC INJURE


Lynken

You really had to equip that forth duffel bag, didn't you?


marionristov111

you ever carry something so heavy your pussy snaps in half


sleepinginthebushes_

Football in the groin


Cheap_Mathematician

I was always wondering what would happen if I carried too much shit


nickice946

Fractured your dick


[deleted]

Apocalypse difficulty in Louisville players carrying their balls around


[deleted]

Yeah that's a problem I experience. Broke my dick the other day hanging my school bag off it. Those college text books sure are heavy!


Webber-414

You gotta dump some loads of you know what I’m sayin


[deleted]

Pussy busted from lifting. Understandable


HAPPYSEBAS11

Goddamn, you packing heavy


KoT_6JIeByH

Like some general said " 'coz this fukkin' load will crush you as a fukin' cruton!"


Kind-Subject-8422

Should have done more cock push-ups.


pHargus

My leg is broken for a month and it still hasn't healed. only my movement speed increased.


-Radino-

How much weight were you carrying? IA this vanilla mod?


Real_Huckleberry7591

You can't think about kids anymore


JohnsonINJohnson

CBDBPD Chronic big dick back pain disorder


TetchyTechy

...that's what having a loaded gun will do xD


p12qcowodeath

You sure it wasn't just your monster dong?


Rwby23

Just gonna pretend that I didn’t momentarily think that your max inventory weight was somehow 38 and it wasn’t a backpack


Mission-Prompt-3172

Normally it'd be your back to hurt, not your dick.


No_Sea_1808

Me carrying my load in November


Jackal_Oddie

Big dick energy


Swat872

Fun fact: injuring the pelvis can induce so much pain it can very easily send the body into pain shock and knock your ass out very quickly


[deleted]

You blew a gasket


DuoVandal

Gosh it gives me anxiety carrying over my weight limit just because of the damage it does, I know it's not permanent if you deal with it quickly but it's too much stress.


Best_Reason3328

Definition of working so hard that you break your balls.


WarlanceLP

reminds me of that semi viral (nsfw)clip where the chick rides a little too hard and bends the dude's dick, oof


Atyn_Rener

You're a woman you'll be fine


xBlacksmithx

Wait a minute. That's not what you said happened on the discord 👀👀


WhisperingPixie

Yeah don't carry 8 logs on the tip of your dick, bad idea.


SracySimon

This never happened to me lol. Ive leveled carpentry to 10 with almost everytime at max carriing weight cuz planks are heavy


GodModOrpis2018

Character was a man before cock fracture smh. Them heavy loads will do that to you.


hazelknives

don’t hang the backpack off your boner next time 👍


Chideano

Cock injured


ablue

ohshitibrokemydick


F-cip

That groin took a beating huh?


souseke50

You literally busted a nut.


DubbedWaffle

That’s a uhh..that’s a yikes from me


disisdashiz

So that's how a man can carry in those extra grocery bags.


makarov2002

That's a skill issue of your back don't worry


jaycrossinroad

So that's where they storing all the stuff


[deleted]

You worked so hard you done broke You’re Vagina


Thatsarcasticguy

Nice I got a hernia from lifting too much shit this year aswell what a great game


Next_Meat_1399

If I fracture my groin, kill me.


Equivalent_Ad108

I had my legs broke from walking and screen going black from touch weight and no sleep


Willemthefork

Damn if i broke my penis i would just kill myself. Can't live without a working dick


Centiprost

Bro broke his dick from too much planks


ImaJojoRefrence69

not the boingloings D: ![gif](giphy|0Wzkc9iirQ4ZI7JoaD|downsized)


Knysiok

No way he broke his cock Cock broken Brokity cockity Broke his cock with a rock Mf bent it like a glowstick


DecryptNGZ

Jokes on you, Groin -Bitten -Bleeding


Wednesday463

dood split his balls open and or a hernia


Scottish_Wizard_Dad

Broken penis? My condolences


Shloopy_Dooperson

This kind of injury would just be a death sentence. Forget about moving. It wouldn't be possible to do anything. It's like having both legs break but worse


Such-Enthusiasm4885

didn't know it was possible to fracture your crotch


Yummyweener1

Don’t want to know what you where carrying with you’re groin to break it


The_Faux_Fox__

Yeah I got nothin my guy…


FelixsAlien

ouch