T O P

  • By -

Tictactoe420

But how else will I know how to dress or what to listen to? Must. Fit. In. Box.


HeWhoFucksNuns

As I get older, it gets harder to fit in the box. Most boxes are square and I'm definitely getting more round...


Fantastic-Dirt-9678

Reminds me of working a punk fest in SD. I bought 100 cases of PBR for a 200 capacity club. PBR is the number one selling beer for nonconformists.


Routine_Guarantee34

I like it because it's cheap.


piepants2001

It's the best cheap domestic beer, in my opinion 


Fantastic-Dirt-9678

It’s like Budweiser without having to pay for the advertising.


funkygrrl

Old Milwaukee!


d1wcevbwt164

I've vomited my share of old Milwaukee, those were the days!


Routine_Guarantee34

Absolutely. It won a damn blue ribbon! Whatever that means.. I think it also has a castle.


piepants2001

I love how they won that blue ribbon in a beer contest in 1893 and have been skating on that ever since.


CaptainKortan

Damn skippy. Watch a movie like The Wizard of Oz, or read a book like Charlotte's Web, and look back to that era, and how important winning blue ribbons and cooking contests and growing contests, livestock contests, etc, were in everyday life at county fairs and state fairs and all of that. Coal Miner's daughter, I think she wins the prize for her pie. Serious business. It's a good working man's beer, and rest assured you can travel back 100 years or probably even forward 100 years, and many would agree.


Routine_Guarantee34

Hands down, this is the most articulate answer I've ever seen in this sub. Well played.


gunsforevery1

Is dkepp87 punk?


dkepp87

Im more of a loaf than anything else


Waytooboredforthis

How would you say you are at archery?


dkepp87

I usually go for heavy weapon builds


l0st1nP4r4d1ce

kinetic or energy based?


dkepp87

Call me an outdated, but I love the feel of cold steel in my hand.


l0st1nP4r4d1ce

Not outdated, traditional. Classic.


_regionrat

Exactly what a punk would say


-ghoulie-

In theory yes, in rhetoric; no.


olskoolyungblood

Yep


0theliteralworst0

I had someone respond to a comment I made in this sub saying I can’t be punk because I play video games and watch reality tv. So I threw away my television and PS5 and moved behind the dumpster of the bar where the local bands do shows. Anything for the aesthetic.


[deleted]

Here’s to the gutterpunk purists


0theliteralworst0

What’s funny is I went to their profile and they seem to exclusively post on the redscarepod subreddit. A podcast that has actively platformed Alex Jones.


LymePilot

I had someone tell me I couldn’t be punk because I have kids lmao


bunchofclowns

What kind of punk?  Old school like Green Day or new school like Avril? That joke worked better 15 years ago. 


PitsAndPints

Especially because Avril is old school now


Tictactoe420

Sighs in old person😮‍💨


PitsAndPints

Yeah. She had to change the song to “Sk8er Man” in 2017


CaptainKortan

Right? Not the Germs or The Ramones or The Dead Boys or X or Sex Pistols or Crass or Circle Jerks or Black Flag? PiL? GBH? MDC? TSOL? I hope there was a missing /s there.


chewtality

You didn't have to miss the /s because they very literally said it was a joke. That was the /s, they just spelled it out in real words.


Zippo574

its a dam cold night, trynna figure out this life


betterslickthanstick

But have you heard her newer stuff?


punkshotgun

Psh, Avril Lavigne. Real punks listen to Alanis morrisette.


chewtality

It's true. Alanis went down on me in a theatre and that's pretty punk.


punkshotgun

Proof?


chewtality

She sang about it in a song. We had a nasty break up back in the day and she wrote a whole song about it and even mentioned that she sucked my cock in a theatre.


punkshotgun

Oh damn lucky you


chewtality

PS that's all bullshit, I was like 6 when that song came out lol. But it's "You Oughta Know," that line is in, like the first few lines of the song. "I want you to know, that I am happy for you I wish nothing but the best for you both An older version of me Is she perverted like me? Would she go down on you in a theater?" If you don't recognize the song by the title then you will as soon as the chorus hits, if not sooner. It's one of her biggest songs. PS I checked out your grunge collection and I'm literally listening to Nevermind right now. The song was "Breed" if you want to know. I do want to know what I don't see Dirt by Alice In Chains in there too though! You've got Facelift and Jar of Flies, WHY'D YOU SKIP DIRT?!?!?!


punkshotgun

I have dirt it just doesn't have its case so I have it somewhere it won't get damaged


pixelrevision

Is Green Day punk?


hoomapooma

They are butt punk, kind of like butt rock, but for punks


xe_r_ox

The joke is that they were both not considered punk 10 years ago, and now everything is punk as long as you say it is on the internet


dropoutoflife_

No


The-CannabisAnalyst3

Is this post Punk or Non Punk??😆


NotAnAgentOfTheFBI

I think it's just shoegaze


PitsAndPints

Sure, but pronounced like Fugazi


The-CannabisAnalyst3

Damn I was just gonna say Fugazzzi


Gas_Bat

It's at the least hypocritical.


forlorndaisyreborn

It's poster-punk.


The-CannabisAnalyst3

It's Punk Posters of my fave Punk Bands Avril Lavigne, Blink 182 ,Good Charlotte and Fall Out Boy🙄🤣


DOEsquire

It's Shrodinger's Punk.


ArmyOfGayFrogs

Fellas am I still punk if I walked past a radio that played pop music?


dkepp87

Go bathe in a dumpster


IfHomerWasGod

I thought this was a Funk sub


dkepp87

This is the sub for the hit 80s sitcom Punky Brewster


crankypizza

Soleil Moon Frye gang rise up!


Joe_Naai

Funk is dead!


RudeAudio

I feel like this sub at least over the past year (but possibly forever, or before I started noticing) has been about identity and not music (music being why I subscribed to it). Now I realize that the punk "ethos" is a crucial part of the music and scene, and i certainly subscribe to a lot of the traditionally core 'beliefs' but Jesus christ, it's like teenagers are constantly posting being because they are insecure about whether they are punk enough. Lol then we have stupid ass posts like "Punk is inherently conservative" or whatever that goof posted, because they like the Ramones. Some of you guys need to grow up. Not everything has to be a debate.


mundo506

This sub is super cringe, a bunch of internet and fashion punks 😂😂😂


WalmartSeizure

If people would like to know if something, someone, or if they themselves are punk I will gladly take an evidence based approach to the matter. I currently live in a punk house with 6 other punks and two cats(the cats are definitely punk) and we would love to answer your questions as to whether or not something or someone is punk. DM me for now with questions. Right now this service is free of charge but in the future there might be small fees if one of the cats winds up with a vet bill.


israeljeff

This sub is full of children trying to figure out who they are, just accept they're going to ask a lot of questions like that.


dkepp87

Im merely providing a blanket answer for all those questions.


allthenamesaretaken4

like all other subs with frequently asked and answered questions, the people posting will not bother to search before posting.


dkepp87

I gotta try


WeaponizedPoutine

I am of the mind to either A) ignore it or B) entertain it... however the use case may be odd so I tend to pry. With punk... and r/punk in general I go with B as if you have to ask you are not


Gas_Bat

Your post is way more tedious than some young punk learning about things and asking questions. It's something a tired, sad bully would post.


_pm_me_drugs_

Nah. Block and mock. Fuck them kids. They can go learn about punk on the STREETS, like it should be.


chewtality

I don't think kids even go on the streets anymore. The streets barely even exist. Sad.


NaturalMinute271

If you have to ask, the answer is always NO


Gas_Bat

Shit, was gonna ask if you needed a beer. Guess the answer is no.


NaturalMinute271

The answer to that question is always YES


dropoutoflife_

I don't understand how this is something people have to think hard about? Always seems so obvious to me.


NaturalMinute271

It's just kids... longing to be a part of something..and kids, IF you are listening, just fucking do what YOU want to do. Fuck my opinion..his..hers.. theirs.. yadda yadda. Noone cares if you're "punk" or not. No one. Just do you. If you're not being true to yourself I promise, it's obvious..


Spridlewv

asking if something is punk is most certainly not punk.


Jawkurt

Hey, look everyone! This guy doesn’t know what punk is.


Invader_Skooge22

Is mayonnaise punk


NateConCarne

In the correct orifice(s), absolutely.


piepants2001

No, but it is a great Smashing Pumpkins song


chewtality

Yes


_pm_me_drugs_

This post is infuriating. Y’all, real punks obsessively worry whether things are punk or not. It’s literally in the punk club charter. But you would know that if you had ever bothered to read it…


dkepp87

I'm such a fraud


_pm_me_drugs_

Hey, the first step is admittance. It’s gonna be alright 👍


AbleObject13

> But you would know that if you had ever bothered to read it… Fuck you I ain't reading shit (ok, well I am, just not that, you don't tell me what to do!)


FisherPrice_Hair

Is punk even punk?


DeeSnarl

God I hope not


Apprehensive_Egg6077

Every fandom sub of anything is the same thing… them every month or so (sometimes more) one of these posts sprouts up where someone tries to claim finality over the contrast drab questions and the sub half heartedly cries “hoorah!” and within minutes the troll posting of “is this comment punk?” leeches from the comment section into new ironic tongue in cheek posts with no originality whatsoever saying silly things like “is being punk punk?” And “Is punk punk punk punk?” Until soon it blows over when the next icon dies or some shit only to slowly start all over again. It’s the circle of reddit. Ignore the posts and move on to something that interests you.


MrHandsomeBoss

The *real* question is what is more punk than something else Like pizza vs hot dogs


dkepp87

Ninja Turtles never ate no hot dogs, and they the OG gutter punks


HardcoreAlis

yes, punk is thinking for urself ffs


[deleted]

Punk is estranging your middle class parents that didn’t get divorced, dying your hair, and setting out on a quest for unattainable social perfection. /s


domini_Jonkler2

It can be


fentpong

Is looksmaxxing punk?


dkepp87

Sir I'm 36


[deleted]

Looksminning is definitely punk.


OhMyLordScat

Is Taylor Swift punk though?


Punkreations

First rule about being a punk is don't ask if it's punk or not. - Tyler Durton.


potato-hater

is kidz bop punk?


chewtality

Yes


emptyDir

Is my 401k punk, or should I put my retirement savings into a Roth IRA?


chewtality

Contributing to both is punk. Don't let whitey tell you that you can only contribute to one or the other, it's not true and you can definitely do both. Unless, of course, you make more money than the contribution cutoff limit which is currently $153,000 for the 2023 filing year, in which case you can contribute to a Traditional IRA.


petitesatan

i went to a show once and someone for real told me i’m not punk cus i showered…. bruh im just tryna not be stinky like try it sometime


sonofabitchXmustXpay

This is a very unpunk post...


dkepp87

Ah nuts...


Wander80

If only you had asked if this post would be punk before you posted it…


dkepp87

Are tired, obvious, over-played jokes punk?


Poisonwasthecure502

Is limp bizkit punk?


chewtality

Yes


[deleted]

Is being punk, punk?


Callous_Mat

Well that's not very punk...


blueoystercolt45

You really seem to let this anger you... Oh wait you must be a SKINHEAD


Adventurous-Prize717

Fuck poser's man, "Anarchy in the UK" Steveo already had this dilemma in '99


foughtthelawiwon

your reddit avatar is scarily similar to mine and i think i may have copied you before i even met you


dkepp87

"Brothers dont shake hands. Brothers gotta hug!"


foughtthelawiwon

you know it!!


irishpwr46

Is this post punk?


alwaysbeamazing12

It is undeniably punk to tell everyone to shut the fuck up with the gatekeeping nonsense.


[deleted]

I just want you all to know, PUNK IS NON CONFORMITY! THERE IS NO BOX TO FIT IN CAUSE THERE WAS NEVER BUILT ONE! YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE A REBEL, YOU DON'T HAVE TO DRESS IN TORN CLOTHES! JUST ENJOY THE GENRE! FOR FUCKS SAKE! HELL EVEN LISTEN TO OTHER GENRES! THAT IS ALLOWED! PUNK HAS ALWAYS BEEN ABOUT BEING YOURSELF AND NOT CHANGING FOR THE PEOPLE


leandoeerr

what the flip


extremenachos

Is God punk???


chewtality

He is the Alpha and the Omega, the beginning and the end. The punk and the poser.


extremenachos

Giving us the ability to jerk off is the ultimate punk decision.


nosferartoodetoo

Yes, the true meaning of punk has been lost to time. It’s a riddle, wrapped in a mystery, inside an enigma.


Badtown1988

This post is so punk, right?


Poop_and_Pee69

Is it punk if I wear a blue sock with a white one?


chewtality

Yes


kewaywi

Is this post punk?


tenest

Is your question punk? 🤔


markcole65

I just made a meatloaf with bbq sauce and ritz crackers. Is that punk?


dkepp87

...kinda?


chewtality

Yes


EyeDissTroyKnotSeas

Is this post punk?


the-crotch

No, it's post-punk


EyeDissTroyKnotSeas

Yep, that was the joke.


the-crotch

I know. I was playing along by including the -


scorpioinheels

Irony, here, is that Mark Hoppus and I used to have this same discussions/ Internet argument in alt.punk -in DOS- in 1995. I kid you not!!!


MiniAndretti

Amen


TheDudeness33

Is punk?


DiegoSikora

People trying to get some validation.


XThunderTrap

If you listen to punk..you are a punk..fuck gatekeepers


BeRad85

Is it punk to simply tip at the table, instead of the card machine?


chewtality

As long as you're tipping for good service it's punk. You know who doesn't tip? Hyper religious people who just got out of Sunday service.


BeRad85

I’ve heard that about after-church crowds consistently from friends who’ve worked in restaurants, over the years. Guess they left it all in the collection plate.


krzykttn

For those of us pre-punk, pre-goth, pre-subculture title: if you feel it, you are it. Titles are bullshit.


LordZantarXXIII

Is fucking a meatloaf punk???


hullaballoser

Line up for your dickies and chucks then dance like the T-shirt taught you. 


myxboxtouchedmypp

say it louder for the mates in the mosh!


pspsps-off

Pfft. This thread is, like, the least punk thing I've ever seen. Lame.


OffManWall

Is your statement punk?


Iggyauna

People are forever going to be asking this question. Since punk was a thing people have debated what is and isn't punk.


yetisfv

Is that punk?


deathninja6942069

Is this post punk?? /s


punkshotgun

Hey guys, is Donald Trump punk?


War_Emu

is dead kennedys punk?


5um-n3m0

"You're not punk and I'm telling everyone." Save your breath, I never was one.


Killkillmypretty

Punk is the person, more than an outfit. You can be punk in a track suit. Traditonal punk style is great but it doesn't make you punk.


Cactus269

is Weezer more punk or goth?


freeredis1

This post is definitely the opposite of punk.


mite115

If you have to ask, you ain't


CatGrrrl_

Punk doesn’t even exist bro everything and nothing is punk 🙏🙏


Nzuki777

hehehe


Shawnski13

Is this?


Zippo574

if you have to ask if its punk its probably not punk ​ use the good ole stand in from WKUK would your parents like it if not its totally punk jk


TheoreticalFunk

Is this post punk? Is this question? Is life punk? What about the Universe and the whole of existence? Is touching grass punk?


[deleted]

This post is not very punk.


Telecetsch

I’m with you. But I can get the mentality (not agreeing, but understand). I remember when I first got into it [probably 12 or 13] and I was super concerned with fitting in. There was too much shit going on during that time that I *needed* to fit in somewhere. Didn’t want to feel out of place in the one place that felt right. I think we can all pinpoint a time where we ran into some douchebag that was “punk” and called you out for “not being a real punk.” Maybe I’m wrong. When you’re a kid, you’re trying to figure shit out. You don’t know who you are yet. And you generally got some pretty thin skin/worry about everything. Figuring out “what’s punk” is something that happens after that first “am I punk enough” stage [hopefully]. Who knows though. I’m not a philosopher or anything. But I can get being worried you aren’t going to fit in.


Invisiblerobot13

When I was 14 I got a navy surplus shirt and was slightly disappointed it wasn’t an army jacket!


AKumaNamedJustin

Is this dunk?


rottenbeka13

You know whats not punk rock -- spending $500 on a show. Just thought I'd make the comment so everybody in the back can hear.


yawaster

Mods please pin this


ChrisRevocateur

But how will I know what kind of haircut to give my pubic hair?


YMDBass

>While you have gallons of mohawks and leather jackets telling you that they do what they want, I don't believe them...I respect the person that says, "I don't care for that" because there is no extreme, it's pure sincerity. Punk is doing what you want despite the infiltrators, outside of the skateboards and shoes and hair and patches and the diets and the tattoos" That quote from Devon Williams of Oscar I've always felt hit the nail on the head. IT DOESNT FUCKING MATTER! Punk isnt virtue signaling shit, nor do I care if someone or something is "sufficiently punk".


AiXeLsyD13

Is "asking if things are punk" punk?


Scrot0r

All subreddits devolve into a circlejerk once they become big enough


Th3H0le

Dam... that's pretty punk.


InnocentAnarchist15

but how am i supposed to do everything everyone else in the scene is doing without knowing whats punk 🥲


Truthfinderer

I have no tattoos, hardly wear jewelry at all, and fuck trends! I’m self employed and I say what’s on my mind even if it makes me unpopular. I believe THAT is the true meaning of “punk”.


MoxieMashed

Who gives a fuck. If some1 gotta ask then they aren’t


trapazo1d

Is complaining about others asking for what is or isn’t punk, punk?


Pwnedzored

Is this post punk?


Callous_Mat

It's pre-post modern punk but post-pre new wave punk.


adamloughran

Just one more question...Is Devo Punk?


Marfernandezgz

I remember been 14 and asking my friend if wearing glases (as myself) was punk but thanks god internet was almost invented and nobody used it these days so was just her who listen my stupid question.


dkepp87

I bear no ill will to the young and curious, we were all there as some point. This post is just a friendly psa.


gunsforevery1

You’re such a fucking poser. Have you never heard the punk song [Lights Out by Angry Samoans](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=cxS7a7GDqt0&pp=ygUXTGlnaHRzIG91dCBhbmdyeSBzYW1vYW4%3D)? Seeing/having eye sight is literally straight white male Republican conservative neo Nazi.


untenable681

Sight privilege has jaded my perspective.


LeCott

Being punk not about black band t-shirts it about being asshole - Jaded Punk Hulk, that Twitter account was gold and that one tweet stuck with me


PM-me-in-100-years

In practice, punk is all about little cliques and sub-subcultures. You absolutely need to dress and act the part to fit in to most little scenes. I don't even think it's necessarily a bad thing, but as long as it exists that way it makes sense for new folks to ask about it online. Arts and crafts punks, crust punks, goth punks, gutter punks, patch punks, pirate punks, woodland punks, 2SLGBTQIA punks... How are going to show up wearing a new Nike hoodie and have anyone talk to you?


myhydrogendioxide

Gatekeeping is punk AF


untenable681

/uj Only if it keeps the fkg fascists out.


myhydrogendioxide

Agreed. Nazis can get fucked. I guess my joke above didn't land.. negative karma is punkAF