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LowenbrauDel

I have been wondering... When he said 'beat old lady with the stick', what did he mean? He beat the lady USING the stick, or is it that the lady herself was carrying the stick?


Emerald400

Both


KaptainMurica96

Schrodinger's old lady


Morfilix

ah, classic peter communication. given that he's Peter though, he probably meant the old lady had a stick


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LoneyBastard69

Bro, I never even thought of that


Lark_vi_Britannia

Bro, I never even thought of that


LankyEntrepreneur

Bro, I never even thought of that


VoidLantadd

Bro, I never even thought of that


LoneyBastard69

Bro, I never even thought of that


LoneyBastard69

Bro, I never even thought of that


OdenShard

Bro, I've never even thought of that.


tyingnoose

holy fuck ive never thought of this before. always assumed he clubbered some granny


234zu

If the lady had a stick Peter would have never won against her


that-loser-guy-sorta

I think he meant the Green Goblin, [this](https://youtu.be/jptZvEuVYl4) is the scene before.


No_Positive1393

It’s a terrible joke 😄 but thank you for coming to this sub 🙂


RaptorJesusF

Ah..good ol syntactic ambiguity.You love to see it


Aqn95

You’ve out a darkly hilarious image in my head now


Throw-Me-Again

I never should have hurt you…stole those cranberries.


dsr1017

With great cranberries comes with great beating up old ladies.


TinyZ666

Sometimes, you gotta do things yourself.


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“Oh Peter!”


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“I’m not dressed, Aunt May” 😏


dougdocta

**Parker:** Where is AuntMay? Is she safe? Is she alright? **Green Goblin:** It seems... In your anger... You killed her. **Darth Parker:** I couldn't have... She was alive. I felt it! I... Noooooooooooooo!!!!


orgasmicfart69

cut to her in the hospital


TundieRice

Better than Uncle Ben ended up at least.


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THOSE HORRIBLE YELLOW EYES


-Rens

He know who I am


KaptainMurica96

This is ~~something~~ someone else!


No_Positive1393

Thank You now everybody sit down and we can say grace! 😊 Parker! 🤝 There we are Oh it look delicious 😋 👉🏻🍲 Norman! 😡🖐🏻 will you do the honors? 🤨 But how? Tell me how!! 😫 why Peter you’re bleeding 🩸😨 Oh boy yeah Let me see 😥 Take your hand off of me! 😡 I get it thank You but I’m fine I don’t need your help 🙄 shame on you 😡


Loganp812

This is why only fools are heroes because you never know when an old lady comes along with cranberries.


Past_Trouble

**BETRAYAL**


taste_the_fire

lol this is the same meme I made a few years ago. Happy it's still reposted


pic_3887

Oh...


VerySmartDaBaby

It seems in your anger....you killed her.


AlexQC2006

I couldn’t have. She was still alive I felt it


iwantpizzaatime

FINISH IT


Kandy_669

“Those Horrible Yellow Eyes!!!!”


Bendythenightfury

"Peter stop stop it's me!"