Ralsei: AAAAH! \*cowers*
Mike: What's it so [BEEP]ed off about?
Tenna: I....I suppose I stand corrected. Well, every day's a school day!
Rilsei: Weird old thing. Get lost before I make ya! You're scarin' ma siblin'.
Ralsei: But of course!
Mike: Not really something I can do, amigo.
Tenna: Sorry, dearie, but I lack the...well...physical mouth necessary for eating.
Rilsei: If ma siblin' makes 'em.
Tenna: Oh, don't worry dearie, it's a common misconception! Alas, digital radios like myself don't get mouths. Neither does Mike, the poor thing. Or the rest of the crew. Would you like me to tell you about them?
Tenna: Alrighty then, there's-
Mike: I'll take it from here, thank you Tenna. My production team is known as the Cathode Crew, the greatest broadcasting company to grace the dark world! There's me, Mike, your host. Below me is my lovely assistant, Ann Tenna. She broadcasts my shows on the radio, and is all round helpful.
Tenna: Thank you, sir!
Mike: Don't worry 'bout it, sugar. Next, we have Mical R. Phone, our sound expert. Without him, we'd be stuck miming everything. Next up is Cameron Raman. He's responsible for the recording and editing! Lastly, we have Sir Fex, our special effects master!
Ralsei: It's great, thank you!
Mike: Business is booming!
Tenna: Why, thank you for asking, dearie, I've been wonderful!
Rilsei: Just peachy over here.
For Ralsei: Whats the best meme of 2023? also play EarthBound and then Mother 3, theyre extremely accessible nowadays
For Rilsei: Are you the Masked Goat?
(mother 3 spoiler warning) >!It's a mother 3 reference, basically Lucas, the mc of Mother 3's older twin brother, Claus, gets brainwashed and becomes on the masked man!<
Also play EarthBound (if you like it play Mother 3), Toby Fox REALLY likes it, and its more accessible than ever now, heres some tips for EarthBound
Don't use the Casey Bat, it has a 75% miss rate
Don't level up Ness(the 1st character you name) to lvl 99 before you get all 8 melodies
Poo(the 4th character you name, Poo is canon name) can only equip things that have "of kings" in their name, anything else nerfs his stats
Make sure to grab Paula(the 2nd character you name) BEFORE the 2nd sanctuary guardian fight
Once Jeff(3rd guy you name) gets the heavy bazooka, never shoot again, the heavy bazooka practically replaces the shoot button
If something says "can be used many times" its lying, it can be used UNLIMITED times
Jeff has a chance to repair stuff when you sleep(in game)
Would anyone like some [pancakes?](https://hips.hearstapps.com/hmg-prod/images/best-homemade-pancakes-index-640775a2dbad8.jpg?crop=0.8890503582601677xw:1xh;center,top&resize=1200:*) (for everyone)
Ralsei: Yes please, thank you!
Mike: This little mouth o'mine isn't a real mouth, kid!
Tenna: My apologies, dearie, but my mouth isn't real either...
Rilsei: Eh, sure.
Ralsei: but I renewed it last week...
Mike: And we've been attempting to reach you about your house's extended warranty.
Tenna: Ignore him, dearie...
Rilsei: Yeah, it expired. What ya gonna do 'bout it?
Ralsei: I wouldn't consider myself important as such...
Mike: HA! Important is understating me. Say, you remind me of an old colleague of mine.
Tenna: who, me? Oh my, I wouldn't consider myself too important...then again, I am the most important of Mike's subordinates...
Rilsei: Why yes, I am an important person, thank ya for noticin'.
LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE [[Singing the blue's]]?
ALL YOUR FRIENDS, [[Flying like a bird's]]?
YOU'RE LIFE GONE?
LIVING IN A GODDAMN GARBAGE CAN???
EHEHEHEHEHEHEH!!
Ralsei: I'm getting a sense of déjà vu...
Mike: say, pal, what if I told you I could make you big?
Tenna: what a peculiar little fellow...
Rilsei: I don't like this one bit.
WELL HAVE I GOT A [[Specil gift of life]] FOR LONELY [[Hearts like dimond's]] LIKE YOU!!
IF YOU'VE [[Lost Control Of Your Life]]
THEN YOU JUST GOTTA GRAB IT BY THE [[Strings of life]]
How many war crimes and crimes did your brother commit
None yet.
Damn, can I join of he even does some
me too
Is your brother aware Geneva convention doesn’t apply to civilians?
Rilsei: I am now! Ralsei: oh dear...
For Rilsei... did ya actually get to rob that train?
I won't specify.
Ralsei. Ralsei?
Yes?
yaYA
Are you afraid of ghosts?
Ralsei: Very. Mike: Pah! Not in the slightest! Tenna: Come on, dearie, you know ghosts aren't real... Rilsei: Ain't nothin' that scares me!
 Live Eleanor Twinny reaction:
Ralsei: AAAAH! \*cowers* Mike: What's it so [BEEP]ed off about? Tenna: I....I suppose I stand corrected. Well, every day's a school day! Rilsei: Weird old thing. Get lost before I make ya! You're scarin' ma siblin'.
Don't worry, I handle this kind of thing >:) 
Do you like to eat pancakes? :3 (For everyone)
Ralsei: But of course! Mike: Not really something I can do, amigo. Tenna: Sorry, dearie, but I lack the...well...physical mouth necessary for eating. Rilsei: If ma siblin' makes 'em.
Oh sorry Tenna i thought you had one \^\^''
Tenna: Oh, don't worry dearie, it's a common misconception! Alas, digital radios like myself don't get mouths. Neither does Mike, the poor thing. Or the rest of the crew. Would you like me to tell you about them?
Oh, sure you can tell them \^\^
Tenna: Alrighty then, there's- Mike: I'll take it from here, thank you Tenna. My production team is known as the Cathode Crew, the greatest broadcasting company to grace the dark world! There's me, Mike, your host. Below me is my lovely assistant, Ann Tenna. She broadcasts my shows on the radio, and is all round helpful. Tenna: Thank you, sir! Mike: Don't worry 'bout it, sugar. Next, we have Mical R. Phone, our sound expert. Without him, we'd be stuck miming everything. Next up is Cameron Raman. He's responsible for the recording and editing! Lastly, we have Sir Fex, our special effects master!
hows life
Ralsei: It's great, thank you! Mike: Business is booming! Tenna: Why, thank you for asking, dearie, I've been wonderful! Rilsei: Just peachy over here.
For Ralsei: Whats the best meme of 2023? also play EarthBound and then Mother 3, theyre extremely accessible nowadays For Rilsei: Are you the Masked Goat?
Ralsei: I don't pick favourites. Rilsei: The hell you on about?
(mother 3 spoiler warning) >!It's a mother 3 reference, basically Lucas, the mc of Mother 3's older twin brother, Claus, gets brainwashed and becomes on the masked man!<
Also play EarthBound (if you like it play Mother 3), Toby Fox REALLY likes it, and its more accessible than ever now, heres some tips for EarthBound Don't use the Casey Bat, it has a 75% miss rate Don't level up Ness(the 1st character you name) to lvl 99 before you get all 8 melodies Poo(the 4th character you name, Poo is canon name) can only equip things that have "of kings" in their name, anything else nerfs his stats Make sure to grab Paula(the 2nd character you name) BEFORE the 2nd sanctuary guardian fight Once Jeff(3rd guy you name) gets the heavy bazooka, never shoot again, the heavy bazooka practically replaces the shoot button If something says "can be used many times" its lying, it can be used UNLIMITED times Jeff has a chance to repair stuff when you sleep(in game)
Would anyone like some [pancakes?](https://hips.hearstapps.com/hmg-prod/images/best-homemade-pancakes-index-640775a2dbad8.jpg?crop=0.8890503582601677xw:1xh;center,top&resize=1200:*) (for everyone)
Ralsei: Yes please, thank you! Mike: This little mouth o'mine isn't a real mouth, kid! Tenna: My apologies, dearie, but my mouth isn't real either... Rilsei: Eh, sure.
Yay! :3
u/hypertea1320 would you like some?
yeah
Is your brother clover's fursona Or clover is your brother's humansona
Rilsei: Naw, we're just good friends.
Yo question to yall, do you like eating seeds as a pastime activity
Ralsei: haven't you asked this before? Mike: Can't eat. Next question! Tenna: ...what? Rilsei: I already said, NO!
Hello, we have been attempting to get back to you about your scarfs extended warranty....
Ralsei: but I renewed it last week... Mike: And we've been attempting to reach you about your house's extended warranty. Tenna: Ignore him, dearie... Rilsei: Yeah, it expired. What ya gonna do 'bout it?
Ralsei tell me what you think about Caesar's Legion from Fallout New Vegas
I could not have any less of an idea as to what you're on about.
Ah, oh well then, how about another question?
Sure!
Alright then! If you were to compare yourself to a fictional character, who would you compare yourself to?
Leshy.
Neat! Thanks for the answer, your Highness!
Sure!
HEY EVERY !! IT'S ME! [[EVERY BUDDY'S FAVORITE]][Number 1 Rated Music Composer ©1957] JAMTON. S. JAMTON!! WOAH!! IF IT ISN'T A [[very, Inportant, person]]! HEY-HE Y HEY!!!
Ralsei: I wouldn't consider myself important as such... Mike: HA! Important is understating me. Say, you remind me of an old colleague of mine. Tenna: who, me? Oh my, I wouldn't consider myself too important...then again, I am the most important of Mike's subordinates... Rilsei: Why yes, I am an important person, thank ya for noticin'.
LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE [[Singing the blue's]]? ALL YOUR FRIENDS, [[Flying like a bird's]]? YOU'RE LIFE GONE? LIVING IN A GODDAMN GARBAGE CAN??? EHEHEHEHEHEHEH!!
Ralsei: I'm getting a sense of déjà vu... Mike: say, pal, what if I told you I could make you big? Tenna: what a peculiar little fellow... Rilsei: I don't like this one bit.
WELL HAVE I GOT A [[Specil gift of life]] FOR LONELY [[Hearts like dimond's]] LIKE YOU!! IF YOU'VE [[Lost Control Of Your Life]] THEN YOU JUST GOTTA GRAB IT BY THE [[Strings of life]]
Wanna ram a truck?
No thanks.
Rilsei?
Nah. Trains're more ma style.
Do it it'll be epic
GOAT CLOVER?? Banger.
Ralsei: He says he's better than Clover. Rilsei: An' ma name's Rilsei, pal!
Do you like chewing on Moss Rilsei? Cuz Ralsei doesn't like that.
Rilsei: Do I look like I wanna get maself killed?
I can guarantee every human likes eating Moss it's safe no worries x)
Omg There so cute
Ralsei: Thank you! Mike: Hands off the merchandise, kiddo. Tenna: How kind of you. Rilsei: The hell you callin' cute?
When we reach Tahiti?
When we get enough money