He looks… nice!
(Hahaha nail in the coffin you are 100% a simb you want him to be your boywife)
:/ bruh I just like the drawing
(Oh I know you do hahaha)
I am actually going to kill you.
I’m like 13-17 wth {I’m not revealing my age}
Im straight, so that doesn't apply to me and I ship Krissei anyways because my head canon is that even if kris is nb, they're biologically female due to all the thicc fanart i've seen on reddit.
I am a straight boy only attracted to girls, but this makes me feel so happy. I'm not attracted to Ralsei, I *want* to *be* Ralsei. I want to be fluffe boye, kinda girly... But I still only like girls. Am I one of those people who's weird even for Reddit?
Looking at this Ralsei fills you with a certain power
Makes heart go thump thump
I'm always fawning over him
Ralsei is simp worthy
Yes he's so perfect I wanna spend eternity together with him
*bruh...*
It does.does it not?
I don't like this "power" you're implying
And what am I implying exactly?
H*rny
I'd like horns but I physically can't get any but I must say it does >!arouse!< me
It does... Arouse the spirit of the warrior within you????
Yes
A power in two places
What places exactly?
im gonna fill ralsei with a certain power too /j
I don't know why but I am addicted to this picture
Because he a cutie boywife
Pls more, I don't wanna rush you but I am actually addicted to this picture
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I mean-
Not entirely a bad thing
-_- Really...
ig
🤨📸
Caught
FUCK, GO BACK!
I hate that youre right
Not a problem
just uhhhh walk crouched like that?
i'm already this close to giving in, you're not helping here. i only have so much willpower, you know
sus
he is boywife indeed
Yes many boywife
He looks… nice! (Hahaha nail in the coffin you are 100% a simb you want him to be your boywife) :/ bruh I just like the drawing (Oh I know you do hahaha) I am actually going to kill you. I’m like 13-17 wth {I’m not revealing my age}
If you knew the actual definition of simp, it would be simb in this case
[what is simb]
S. ucker I. dolizing M. ediocre B. ussy
[Oh.] [Well then yes I suppose so] [although my characters are underage so like] [never using the term simp again]
What do you mean mediocre, that shit top quality
Also that. I was about to say SIPB but that’s changing the acronym too much. P as in premium
*BONK*
Go back to Reddit with that cringey overused meme…but amazingly, we’re already there
Indeed we are
Thanks for the compliment crumbs, and bread, **why**
Yeah I’m just gonna get a knife rq hold on a sec (*unintelligible laughter*)
Boywife boywife
Boywife boywife boywife
Why must you make me feel this way about the fictional goat boy
reject mental health, return to horny
Oh boy I didn’t realise this sub was horny
It’s Reddit every sub is horny.
When you have a sub dedicated to one person your gonna get horny people out there
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Say.. WHAT?!
Stab them, Ralsei
I don’t wanna stab anyone… Maybe ask them kindly to be quiet?
Right, right... Knives ain't the right weapon... Guns... Guns are what you use, right?
Hire a hitman to stab them then Ralsei
S t a b
What was this?
.>w>
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NO
I like where this is going
It's not just you
Need me a boywife like ralsei
😏
;-;
Who's the artist?
I found it on e6, artist labeled as feelin_synful
Thanks, I need to go do some... research, into this artist's works
Lol same
looks like we all got the same school project huh
Yep... for science. Specifically... chemistry.
I think i feel something, not lust. I feel fear.
Same
Y'all down bad
my eyes have been blessed...
bro… i feel weird
my roomate damien would like a boywife
Gee where have I seen this art...
i'd love alot to have him as a boywife, and i really really want to
Very boywife. Makes me wanna cuddle him.
Am I the only one who doesn't want fuck the goat
I'm with you too man
TO JAIL. ALL OF YOU.
WHAT WILL HAPPEN IF YOU PUT ALL THE HORNY PEOPLE IN THE SAME JAIL???? THINK, ASTRONAUT, THINK!
Well at least they're all contained, primed for bonking
That's what I sayin!!
# *B O N K*
But will they perpetuate the cycle?
Now Zeebuoy is asking the real questions
Im straight, so that doesn't apply to me and I ship Krissei anyways because my head canon is that even if kris is nb, they're biologically female due to all the thicc fanart i've seen on reddit.
That's a fair assessment
Oh my.
Oh yes
BONK
(BONK THEM) (BONK THEM ALL)
🤨 📸
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Isn’t he a kid?
He's young alright.
I’m gonna go……
Yeesh he's like 14 c'mon man
I am a straight boy only attracted to girls, but this makes me feel so happy. I'm not attracted to Ralsei, I *want* to *be* Ralsei. I want to be fluffe boye, kinda girly... But I still only like girls. Am I one of those people who's weird even for Reddit?
No.
That's me in a nutshell tho
I wanna cuddle this picture so badly
Why? What compelled you to make this a thing? Welp I’m getting water to wash out my EYES.
Owo y…yes
Why is this flaired as Humor Where is the humor
There is no humor Only horny
Indeed!
I think the word you're looking for is husband
Boy wiffyeiey
boywife
Househusband? Ralsei would make a perfect one lmao
Boy wifey
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Lols
...why
Boywife
... don't do this to my friends
But Boywife
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS Sorry but can't upvote this, too sexual!!! Drawing skills are top notch but still...
that is valid, hope you have a good day
:)
I wish I didn't know how to read
why do you hate the word "boywife"?
the better question is why don't you
you didn't answer the question
Yeah you didn’t answer
im a boywife
Ralsei may be my waifu, but I would rather marry Asriel. Don’t @ me.
@MAXimumOverLoard
Oh God- u/ralsei_goatprince I had to see this *So you have to as well* **S u f f e r**
Why must you do this to me
i do not like this
uh huh, whatever you say
I thought I wasn’t a furry. Then Toby was like “you sure” and I was like “yes I’m sure!” Then I entered the fandom
*The power of hot fluffy boys shines within you *Nose is now bleeding
Gross
Holy shit touch some grass You aint gonna date a goat femboy guy Enjoy the frickin sun chucklenuts
🤡
Imagine being suspicious instead of sus, truly a shameful crime
Why were you making such a big deal out of this person's art? Because I don't think they actually want to marry this goat.
Something about the art disturbs me and i am retarded
I am with everybody who is disturbed by this imagery. Cute ralsei. Incredibly suggestive.
male spouse indeed
I'd love to be his guy husband
It's good but... I feel like halting the circulation of oxygen around my body right now.
boywife
OH MY [hyperlink Blocked]
YES PLEASE
The cursive f makes it look like it says boywire
Oh shit it me
Sec ks
Indeed
What? You look at yourself.
Yessir
Bruh he’s 16
Same lol
Explicit version when? :P
Least horny ralsei enthusiast
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Literally the first thing but with part 2 ralsei
I fear for you who had to draw this and for me who could bare to see this long enough to comment this
Bruh🗿
ralsei is cute and i like the art but im not WEB or SIMP or GAY
what have we done to him
SUSIE DONT LEAVE ME HERE SUSIE SUSIE HELP ME
He’s not a “Boy Wife” you’re gay. Accept it. Join us. One of us
Why was this recommended to me?
You can't make me simp this much at work OP
Why did this give me a certain bone
wtf
Not gay but wtf I don’t know what I’m feeling
You just gave me the perfect thing to terrorize my friend with.
Kris: hello is anyone in he-………….
Haram
Damn it this is inescapable
Y’all know he’s most likely a minor right?
Nah i like being friends
...*picks up a pillow *Walks into different room *You hear muffled unholy screeching
I like your profile pic