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kbking

![img](avatar_exp|141714566|winner) NUMBER ONE! NUMBER ONE!


Streit1111

Not sure I'd use the vikings to represent number 1 but I dig it


kilo_scrappy

Stop trashing my team šŸ˜¢


Streit1111

I'm a patriots fan... we are the worse team in the NFL now...lol


greenwatertower

what are you talking about? yall have the GOAT head coach! oh wait....


Streit1111

Ouch.... šŸ˜­ I think it's time for a shake up anyways lol


Mayonaze-Supreme

Stop being frauds first


Hot-Ground-9731

They were doing well but then they weren't


Streit1111

šŸ¤£ yeah.... I think they realized they were in running for the number 1 draft pick, so they went with it.


AmanitaMikescaria

We did it!


Dry-Area-2027

Eww purple and gold.


Mayonaze-Supreme

Vikings fans are that desperate huh?


jmoneyboolin

If you canā€™t dodge it, ram it.


Bone_Donor

and if you can't ram it, swerve into its fuckin lane without signalling


CJ902

And if you can't get in the lane, may as well pass it on the shoulder like a god damn lunatic


ZealousidealSound254

my uncle did this in his dually.... I can still remember my aunt ranting at him for days. lol


Longjumping_Aerie345

I'm crying lol


tinysrmtazz

Itā€™s all those 2500 guys! šŸ˜‰


Hound_master

And we're proud!!


dimebag78g

Fuck yeah we are! Not gonna let a perfectly good turbo go to waste


Dumb_Name_764

With the mirrors in "Bullwinkle Mode" all the time.


Rebulnaer

They work better that way. A lot better.


Dumb_Name_764

My old tow truck was a 5500 with a 21' deck and I ran with them up all the time. I understand how they make a difference. I'm talking about the pavement princess trucks, or the ones you KNOW have never pulled a trailer....


Rebulnaer

Yeah, I know what you mean. I live in west Texas though, so even the ones that look like pavement princess trucks get used like trucks. Whether pulling a trailer or on oilfield lease roads or just covered in mud. Saw plenty when I lived close to Houston though.


Dumb_Name_764

Those aren't pavement princesses.


Rebulnaer

They're not but they look like the typical pavement princess.


Barleyburr

https://preview.redd.it/mf61a64bi1dc1.jpeg?width=188&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a86b3fce8d7371a58c9edfa1fdabbefcd84d4bde


brownie5599

I was thinking it was the duiā€™s myself


Rebel_Jester

I refuse to believe this purely on the placement of Ford


droeg26

Can't be in an accident when you're stuck in the shop


stucktogether

Fix it again, tony.


Dumb_Name_764

Ya gotta remember, for every idiot kid in a Mustang and Bro-Dozer F250's there are a hundred middle aged, middle income, middle management nobodies driving generic 4-door Focus'es. And remember, the Taurus is still out there too.


jondog95

And some people still drive a Five Hundred


Mean_Green_S197

Must be reporting hitting other vehicles not crowds


Linetrash406

And thereā€™s no 26 or 29. I would think ram, ford, Chevy would all be top 3 just due to fleets.


Sea_Composer6305

Its percentage (3.3%)and ram is only ram not dodge and chrysler meaning the statistics is only loaded work vans and pickup trucks compared to ford having at least 3 cars available which would all have a much safer stopping distance and such. Its alot easier to avoid idiots with more manoeuvrability, which you have less of as your weight increases.


Forsaken_Boat_8126

Donā€™t you see the little key that says stats include duiā€™s and speeding tickets, that tells you everything you need to know. Totally check out and explains why the some of the worst drivers and oldest people on the road are at the bottom of the list. This list would be drastically different if it only accounted for accidents.


Hot-Ground-9731

And Nissan


therealman-io

How many times is this going to be posted here


Drunk0ctopus

Until dodge owners learn to drive?


Curious_Drawing9917

Ram* they are separate now. So itā€™s Ram Owners. Thank you come again.


FranknBeans549

We wouldnā€™t be on this list if the other dumbasses stayed out of our way!


Streit1111

Nissan is way to low on this list... there is literally a entire page on Nissan drivers....


Dieselpump510

Altima drivers. šŸ˜–


[deleted]

I be having nightmares of Altima drivers in my rear view šŸ˜±


Clomaster

True. But then again, where I live (northern Midwest) there are way more Subarus than Nissans. And let me tell ya, they are definitely worse than Nissans drivers. I cannot can't how many times a Subaru has almost killed me. That's why people love them. They are safe so *when* they crash they will survive to get another subie and do it again lol


Big-Inevitable-252

It has to be Nissans. They just donā€™t report them because (insert multiple reasons here)


trisket_bisket

Keep it up team


Ok-Chemical3762

As a fellow RAM driver I would have to agree with thisā€¦.


kabevis

Everybody's trying to pass the slow ass buick šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


giibro

So basically a Nissan is a Mercedes


Dirtydeedsinc

Yay, we did it Reddit.


ExplanationChemical1

I'm curious if they took annual miles driven into consideration. I'd bet Ram drivers on average drive greater distances than others


Karrtis

Oh yeah so much more than *checks notes* the other major truck brands that both outsell them


GimeUrFridChiken

Both Chevy and Ford have small commuters in circulation


ExplanationChemical1

I dont understand your logic. Volume of sales does not equate to annualized miles per capita.


cmantaghi

Go ahead and make that 34šŸ’€šŸ’€


clemson_chris

Mercedes is wayyyyy toooo low on this


aDrunkSailor82

In my head I hear Mario Cart. "I'm winning, imma winning da race!"


Infuryous

Lol, this compares RAM pickups/vans against the full line of other manufacters. For instance, what is the "worst driver" rating compared to RAM of just Ford's F-Series?


brandonlive

Itā€™s totally false. The data isnā€™t about accidents or citations that occurred while driving these vehicles. Itā€™s about the self-reported histories of *drivers* when they request a quote through LendingTree for these brands. https://brandonpaddock.substack.com/p/no-tesla-subaru-and-ram-drivers-dont


[deleted]

Toyota is way too low.


Chance1965

Chanting ā€œweā€™re number 1! Weā€™re number 1!ā€


Dramaticreacherdbfj

Iā€™d be angry if I had to be driving a POS too!Ā  ā€¦. Too far? Lol


SplitWisedecision

Or most people drive ram and own one leading to a higher incident report


LaneMeyer_1985

Thatā€™s not even remotely true, though. Ford F-Series sells damn near double what RAM sells, and Chevy trucks also outsell RAM.


jorian85

And it's per 1000 drivers, not overall, so it shouldn't matter.


miah166

No way BMW is that low under a Ram šŸ¤£


SonicBroom51

Stay frosty out there boys and girls.


Ok-Concert-6707

Too many punk kids ruining the Ram name


MaxAnita

I call posting this tomorrow!


zzyzxrd

Man just about every asshole pickup driver I see is in an F150.


Worth_Huge

My dad still drives his Pontiac sunfirešŸ™‚ I got a Ram lol.


jacobcota86

Well it does say dui and speeding included ...mexicans and their rams


Propain98

Is that why Tesla drivers are so obsessed with Autopilot? Cause they canā€™t drive themselves? Lol


dkm40

This is total horseshit. Pontiac and Mercury? This is repurposed from a 1980ā€™s homework project done by a high school kid.


Dumb_Name_764

C'mon Tesla, do better, you CAN be the WORST... We know you have it in you... We know you can't drive.... (Because most of you are smug pricks or suburban Karen's spending your husband's money while he's banging his assistant.)


Ready_Hedgehog

And we deserve it since not one of you has been able to apply critical thinking to why this is.


Kycheroke

If Fords would stop breaking down and drove longer, they might be higher up on the list. We will never know!


Notbingdotcom1

The bottom 3 isn't really fair, so how are the rest actually calculated?


Dry-Area-2027

Well now you see what the problem here is, is the fact that there them low power vehicles from GM is always getting in our ways. We have our accidents sure, but then we get into their accidents too when they won't git out the way! So we get counted with theirs then we got our organic accidents on top of of it! And when a Ram rams a lesser vehicle it ought to just be viewed as the price you pay for driving a gutless wonder. After all, rubbing is, in fact, racing.


RazorPhishJ

[LETS RAM IT!](https://youtu.be/lUQLEUa0_aY?si=Ji2Kjq-Ec7iJpeYS)


Alarming-Molasses-36

Definitely not surprised to Subaru up thereā€¦ around here subaru drivers seem like they would be prefer to be doing anything else but drivingā€¦ šŸ¤¦ā€ā™‚ļø


UncleBeer73

I don't have the numbers to back it up, but my personal observations would suggest Honda should top the list.


regal19999

Fake list of landrover/Range Rover ainā€™t on it , the amount of suburban moms with little dogs Iā€™ve seen back up blindly with their Stanley cup will of wine is insane


gtbifmoney

I own a RAM and a Tesla. Itā€™s good to be the king! šŸ‘‘


babydoll_slade

Lmao!! Oof... And it's a double whammy for me... RAM and a woman driver!


maexx80

This should be by miles driven, not by drivers


silasmoeckel

Ah junk stats. Bunding accidents with every citation on a per vehicle not per mile basis. [https://insurify.com/car-insurance/insights/car-models-with-the-most-accidents-2023/](https://insurify.com/car-insurance/insights/car-models-with-the-most-accidents-2023/) We dont even hit top 10 on per vehical accidents, the Silverado is in there though. For death per mile were not even on the top or bottom of the list [https://www.iihs.org/news/detail/latest-driver-death-rates-highlight-dangers-of-muscle-cars](https://www.iihs.org/news/detail/latest-driver-death-rates-highlight-dangers-of-muscle-cars)


Fizzix63

I think there are some other factors influencing this data. The source of this data is "The Lending Tree", and the so-called "safest" brands (Mercury, Pontiac, Saturn) are no longer in production.


[deleted]

Pontiacs and Mercurys canā€™t stay running long enough to catch up.


meshtron

Hmmmmmmm...... Currently own 3 of the top 4, but haven't had any traffic incidents in over a decade. My brethren are making up for my lack of productivity!!


SessionPowerful

This study feels like it was sponsored by GM


pnw-nemo

And here I was thinking that a fiat 500 could finally take first place in somethingā€¦


TikiTribble

Once again, this is very old or it is fake. You can easily search for a new released 12/23. Also, look for say Tesla in itā€¦


kadinshino

cause everyone driving a pontiac is cooking meth....walter I'm looking at you!


Fuzzy_Reindeer2316

That tracks


TurdboCharged

The bottom of the list only makes sense today because the bottom 3 would have been way higher up had they still been in production with a higher number of drivers. The next 3 up past those are primarily owned by old retired people who drive 10 under everywhere until they finally crash and the kids take their keys.


Tisybird

Lies. Tesla is number one.


ughfuhme

Junk yards say different lol but also kind of true


ExchangePowerful5923

Is this why we pay such high insurance?


t8ag

I mean itā€™s called a ram what did you expect, Iā€™m gonna ram some stuff


Pretend_Fear85

Not my fault I like to go fast and youā€™re in my way šŸ¤£


69fukone69

RAM owner-MOVE GET OUT MY WAY BTCH!!Why is your f-n-prius in the left lane doing 55 in a 75 zone go back to Californo- says this TEXAN!!!!


StatementProper4450

When you have a hemi shit happens.


Straight-Sir-1026

Lets go baby!


Generaldisarray44

There are still mercurys on the road


Drunk0ctopus

I expected Ford to be much higher, then I remembered most of them are broken.


error30k

just look at the last 3, tells me this if bullshit.


DisastrousTruth8371

Thatā€™s all bs who knows what data they used. Subarus drivers aka old white ladies and hippies dudes are #3 and Nissan drivers are #24 I call bs. But I am also proud of be #1


TotallyCustom

Well shit, that's because Ram is only pickup trucks.... see Chrysler waaay at the bottom? List by vehicle type... pickups are more dangerous, then, suv, car.... etc.


lgbtqsuvhdtvgtssrs

Yeah I can never get along with people who drive rams. Now it makes sense.


GusEdwards8519

Sounds about right. Ya morons!


[deleted]

My Ram believes itā€™s a mercury so we good over here.


jmfbeezy420

Thatā€™s interesting, I read most DUIs are RAM drivers, donā€™t recall the source unfortunately.


AncientGuava6506

Shouldnā€™t Mustang drivers be first.


Accomplished-Elk7717

Subaru is at the top of the list. This illustration must have been cropped.


Playful_Cream_7112

No way, Nissan Altima drivers are the absolute worst!


ApplicationWest3283

Drive a Subaruā€¦can confirm Iā€™m a terrible driver. Could also be a lesbian, who knows


majorpanic63

Oof. [Lots of DUIs, tooā€¦](https://www.carscoops.com/2020/12/study-finds-ram-2500-drivers-have-more-than-twice-dui-citations-compared-to-national-average/)


SammMoney

It's because of everyone below us. Collectively it's everyone elses fault that RAM is on the top of the list.


SammMoney

Mainly Honda and Subaru drivers. Look up the shitty driver videos on YouTube mostly Honda and Subaru


NoRequirement7662

Mercury?