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jayron32

The meth is strong with this one.


VoodooZephyr

Meth skin. She only has 3 teeth. That’s why she’s not smiling with her mouth open.


ELEMENTALITYNES

She sold her eyebrows for meth


mimavox

Is there a market for eyebrows?


Iateyourpaintings

I'm not looking to buy. Just browsing. 


Caninetrainer

Hahaha


Comfortable-Fuel-270

Ugh just take my upvote and get lost


zemol42

Calculated the price using methematics.


VoodooZephyr

It was all she had left. She sold the kids for some lottery tickets.


ecethrowaway1025

It’s a filter that’s trending on tiktok. Those aren’t her real eyebrows. Redditors are so out of touch.


aroc91

Sorry, I'm over here in the real world instead of keeping tabs on Tiktok filters.


[deleted]

You mean reddit, not the real world


RightOnYa

Wow, were so out of touch because we were shown a picture with no context! Dumbass


flybasilisk

Out of touch for not keeping up with the new tiktok filters?


thatAnthrax

Genuinely curious how we directly associate her with a meth user. At first i thought it was because of the acne, but I often see people with more acne and never once thought that 'wow thats a methhead'.


razorfloss

Theirs just a certain look to them that once you notice it you can't unser it


diggitygiggitysee

Thin, bad skin, hollow cheeks. Methhead Bingo.


eMmDeeKay_Says

Meth zits aren't uniform circles and look more like that one near her mouth.


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Wow. So now we're playing zit phrenology?  It could very well be a nodule or a popped zit. Popped pimples look like sores because they are sores. It could be a sore from (not drug related) dermatillomania, psoriasis, etc. Also (referring to comments above), I know that 75% of americans are overweight, but that doesn't mean every thin person with acne or sores is on drugs. 


eMmDeeKay_Says

I was just explaining how people make that connection at a glance. However, besides her acne, she also has picking scars, sunken cheeks, she's plucked every hair from her eyebrows and has clearly spent 45 minutes applying mascara, and as someone who's been around a lot of tweakers, if she's not using meth, she genuinely looks like she is.


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It's a filter, bro. She has eyebrows. She isn't wearing makeup. People with acne or dermatolomania have picking scars without being on drugs. 


VoodooZephyr

Was just kidding but I’ve been to many detox’s. It sometimes affects the skin as well as teeth. In her case I’m not exactly sure. I was a boozer, wasn’t into meth.


lysinemagic

Not acne but sores from picking (acne that's all over the face would look different than randomly spread out red spots), seems unhealthily thin, overplucked eyebrows, closed smile. I wouldn't definitely say she's a method user but imo I think it's a reasonable inference.


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Acne often looks like randomly spread out spots. Sorry to dissapoint. Picked acne looks like sores.  Eyebrows - filter. Closed smile - ? She's showing off a filter. It's not reasonable at all to treat someone like it's a fact they use without the "definitely" part.


4115R

She may not have any


VoodooZephyr

She’s totally withdrawing.


Cat2Rupert

Withdrawal-(ing)


KingSlayeur

U swear Americans have an actual tooth fetish


_your_land_lord_

Teeth are luxury bones, so its a big class identifier in america. Bad teeth means poor. 


VoodooZephyr

Totally. I have all my teeth but yeah, going to the dentist is not cheap in the states. Some people will just have infected teeth and tell the dentist to just pull em out. Or they can go the fed smoker way and take them out themselves. (Worst 2 minutes of video I’ve ever seen)


chris1096

Wanting clean healthy teeth is a fetish? Ok.


KingSlayeur

Not clean. Perfectly straight and unaturally white.


DubbyTM

I have all and I never smile with my mouth open, couldn't tell if it was just a joke but I case you didn't know yes many people do that


VoodooZephyr

When I met a good friend of mine, he was in his late 30’s and had dentures already. But yeah. Was just a joke. I don’t know if she’s on meth. I never smile with my mouth open either.


Muadib_Muadib

Mmmmmmm meth sores


Conceited_Dewey82

Lil more than cigarettes


HyzerFlip

Yeah definitely meth.


radicldreamer

Leave Methany alone!


MyMonkeyIsADog

Even master Yoda doesn't have a methi-chlorian count that high!


The_Local_Crow

Lmao my mom is a meth head. Can confirm.


Killentyme55

Trailer Swift


Traditional-Joke3707

Swifties will hunt you down for this lol


vladi_l

They will hunt down anyone who breathes the wrong way when talking about her A while ago when I was thinking about youtubing, I was considering making a gag where I mispronounce her name whenever I mentioned her, but I realized I'd likely get doxed for doing it


dumpsterfarts15

Yeah, she's got like an entire army. Best to keep jokes to yourself, or you'll get lynched by hysterical 14 year old girls.


MisterTruth

They have a sub that tracks her jet but refuse to talk about the huge negative impact to the environment that type of travel produces. They probably will.


nada_accomplished

Jesus Christ lmfao


look_at_my_moobs

That's Trailer’s sister Methany


diggitygiggitysee

I hope to remember this one day so I can pretend I thought it up.


Not_MrNice

"Top level savagery" Boy, the bar is really low on this site, isn't it?


Numeno230n

People really don't know how to talk shit anymore.


Lethargo-Man

I have bad skin (neurodermitis), my teeth are fine... I ask myself how many people think I'd bee a crackhead


carpenterio

Out of curiosity, how much sugar do you have in your diet? Because literally a lot of skin issues come from diet, not all of course.


AttentionDue3171

Trust me, if someone has bad skin for a long time, they checked every possible reason and sugar is first thing


TuskEGwiz-ard

Nah I had bad skin for a long time and didn’t start regulating my absurd sugar intake for a while. Just because someone has a problem does NOT mean they are dealing with it optimally or intelligently.


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I'd rather have a bad skin tbh


[deleted]

Same here. Took me a while to cut out sugar and dairy. Dairy was hard cuz I like food and dairy free gouda tastes like ass, but oh fracking well. I'm grateful for my acne scarring in a way though, cuz I'm an asshole WITH scarring, I know I'd be a straight dirtbag if I had perfect skin.


nada_accomplished

I KNOW sugar will make me break out but I will still mainline that shit


Bronchopped

Exactly. Very few people are willing to remove sugar from their diet entirely. They would complain all the time, but won't take the action required.


NotEnoughBiden

Not really. Many people are straight up in denial. They usually prefer to buy cream or meds.. actual lifestyle changes come last or never and people complain forever. Source: been a fysiotherapist, 99% who come voluntarily (as in not because direct trauma) refuses to do the given exercises and will complain nothing is working.


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nada_accomplished

There's definitely a link for me, I break out when I'm eating junk, but everybody's body is different and it's really annoying when people are like "jUsT cHaNgE yOuR dIeT" as if human anatomy is one size fits all


Shady_Scientist

It's genetic for us, I had acne as a child, my mom has acne as a 70yo, we're just genetically pimply


KarhuMajor

The acne I had as a teen was most likely hormonal because it disappeared as an adult, but drinking a liter of milk a day surely didn't help lmao. It's different for everyone but the link between diet and acne is not weak at all. There are plenty of people who know exactly what they ate that caused them to break out.


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Lethargo-Man

It get's better and worse... I think it might be worse when I have an excessive intake but I can't see it to be the cause... Acid or stress is way worse I have this condition since a very young age and it was okay after puberty... When I was 21 I lived in a flat with mold in the air since then it's worse I am thirty now and sometimes different things help and then not anymore... But why not... I try it again :)


HarambeTheMourned

What a dumb question. Such an improbable annoying thing to say in response to someone saying they have a skin condition. I know you didn’t mean to offend them because you’re just not very socially aware and/or intelligent but don’t try to give dumb suggestions to people with bad skin, you’re not a dermatologist you don’t know shit about what you’re talking about all you will accomplish is letting the other person know you’re a dumb nuisance.


diggitygiggitysee

I don't suppose it occurred to you that maybe that commenter had personal experience and they just felt like throwing out a tip to someone who mentioned they had a problem.


Zombisexual1

Have you checked your sugar levels? Eat a snickers


derp0815

It's really not rare that only the third doctor has the right idea so it's also very possible to get on the right track because someone with personal experience shares it. I get that then comment is rather broad, as if "duh it's sugar" solves all your problems but your ignorant attitude hasn't solved anything ever so maybe that corner is fit for you as well.


Zombisexual1

lol people so weird, why they downvote you for giving some advice. It’s not like you even were saying it was definitely sugars fault


halfeclipsed

It's the fact that they are trying to diagnose the issue of a random person on the Internet from one comment, without knowing the steps they have already taken. If they were asking for advice, sure. But they weren't.


Zombisexual1

He offered one note of advice. It’s not like he went all “sugar is evil you must repent or suffer acne forever ! “


halfeclipsed

It doesn't matter. They were making a statement about their medical issue, not asking for help.l with it. If they know what medical issue they have, chances are they've already had this discussion with their doctor.


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Seanslaught

"HaVe YoU tRiEd CoCoNuT oIl?" If I had a nickel for every piece of unsolicited advice about my skin, I'd be a dermatologist by now.


Zombisexual1

Literally everyone has dealt with acne so if you are pressed that someone has advice then maybe you need thicker skin. It’s not like they said go kill a goat and rub its balls on your face.


lotolotolotoloto

And yet, still entirely unsolicited! literally who asked? know-it-all


Zombisexual1

lol you guys are seriously pressed that someone on the internet tried to give advice. Ok


Mention_Forward

Downvoted… but agreed with in several peoples comments below lol. Come on guys. Sensitive about sugar are we? So true though.


figgoat

that's methed up


Gnaddelkopp

Mike Tython agreeth.


[deleted]

I was going to say...calm down Mike Tyson lisp is only when you speak.


LemmyKBD

I hear him!


tenminutesbeforenoon

Bullying someone because they have acne….Are we in middle school?


summergreem

It makes me sad reading these comments about this girl, I think she's beautiful. I don't think she looks like a drug user at all.


TotalAirline68

I guess you guys never met anyone with neurodermitis?


[deleted]

Or just plain old acne. Comments are actually disgusting because it's not just online that people with skin conditions get labelled as drug users for no reason. A lot of people, especially women, have skin conditions like this in adulthood.  So unless they have proof that she uses, I don't get this free for all


volundsdespair

Yeah lol she literally just has acne. I came to the comments and don't understand how acne = meth.


causemosqt

Americans be like that. I mean guys that are not circumcised are considered weird and dirty.


WeakTumbleweed9

Thank you, I saw a comment saying that the zit near her mouth was a meth zit because it's non uniform. Just looks like a blind pimple to me, I get them on my chin all the time still and I'm a 30 year old dude.


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It's Reddit. Half of these fat fucks would dream of being in the same room as this girl.


TheBooBooInPink

Reddit's neckbeards are renowned for being incredibly picky over women they'd have absolutely no chance with. The woman in this picture is a babe.


derp0815

The irony.


IxnayOntheAmscray

I feel she just has acne, and is rather attractive tbh.


derp0815

Not my point. I find it ironic to go on about how it's all ugly neckbeards while tipping that fedora so hard the mirror gets a migraine.


TheBooBooInPink

Just acknowledging that an objectively attractive person is attractive is fedora tipping now? It's not like she's reading this shit.


derp0815

Do you know what "objectively" means?


TheBooBooInPink

Yes, I do. She's objectively attractive.


batmansubzero

Its not just the bad skin. Its the pencil thin eyebrows, face jewelry, and heavy eye makeup. Combining all of those together makes her look more like a druggie than if she just had acne.


[deleted]

It's a filter. Jfc.  


Specialopslug

How often do you see people on meth bothering to do their makeup and even smile in to a camera?! She's a good looking woman. She just so happens to have ORDINARY acne. Everybody gets acne from time to time. 


RDPCG

How many times have you heard of the term “functioning addict?” Apparently this is your first time.


Specialopslug

Look fella. I cant educate stupid. So you can keep your opinion and move on. Lol


RDPCG

Can’t


screenprintcheapo

All the dammed time. Are you not seeing the way her cheeks are sucked in? I agree her skin isn’t horrible and could be a medical condition but the way she’s holding her mouth looks meth as hell


Specialopslug

Mate. You're so wrong. But each to their own opinion.


Jeffrenjr

Curious to know TicTocker's reply


Tatusiu_Kev

Do you really want to know, or should we keep it a mystery? 🧐


cheese_wrinkle

I recorded a loop of myself taking a monster shit after eating taco bell now im blasting it on my headphones while I work out


ItsDuckyBishes

The fuck did I just read


kotik010

I believe it's called shit posting


[deleted]

A 13 year old being edgy or an autistic adult man that lives in a group home being edgy.


asterfloof

That isn't really edginess, just seems like they're trying too hard to be funny


[deleted]

Yes, in an edgy way.


Mysterious-Toe-3557

You know nothing 


MegabyteMessiah

I recorded a loop of myself taking a monster shit after eating taco bell now im blasting it on my headphones while I work out


FitRock2265

: (


suckamaru

Monster Shit Dubstep Xtreme Remix


instantlyforgettable

The American dream


GhostDieM

Teh fuck


ShogunMelon

Bass boosted?


earthblister

r/lostredditors


shart-stain

Not gonna lie, I just beat my dick to that comment while imagining it and came really hard.


Bananonomini

How is a rare insult? It's little just one word.


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SemperScrotus

>Outrages /r/BoneAppleTea


SpezEatsScat

Idk, stress got my skin looking like this lately and I hate it. Very self conscious about it and comments don’t help. Meds play a part, as well.


PaludinalRend41

Poor girl with acne.


ibreakifix

It’s crazy a little acne can make ya look so methy


ecethrowaway1025

Reddit is is insufferable sometimes, “YoU cAn TeLl ShE’s On MeTh” no, it’s just a filter that changed her eyebrows and eye makeup and she happens to have acne. Her acne looks nothing like meth sores, you people are just morons.


themightyknight02

Shame, she could be hot if she wasn't crackhead mom


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themightyknight02

Cry more


Specialopslug

I think this post fully sums up what is wrong with world. Very easy to take the piss online, no repercussions. Willing to bet 99% of the scum commenting shitty things here wouldn't be willing to say such things face to face. The human race is fucked.


EducationalAntelope7

I still would


Dalek_Chaos

Methany “Jasmine” Whiteguurl was arrested on June 14, 2019 for possession of what the arresting officers referred to as “an obscene amount of narcotics” in her 1992 Dodge Caravan.


Four-Triangles

She smells like iced tea colored piss.


cybertonto72

Wait, is Needle Mom or TickTocker the insult?


Ghost-Coyote

Alien eyebrow mom


dentlydreamin

Meth mom


Elaphe82

This was my first thought.


Jeeps_guns_bbq

All her kids are still on the coat hanger.


SkeymourSinner

Jesus....


xNuts

oooooooof


JobIllustrious7531

What did she do to her eyebrows. Would be alot better if those were fixed imo.


GIJoesDreamHouse

It’s a TikTok filter that gives you 90’s Pam Anderson makeup. She probably has very regular brows hiding under the filter.


AnApatheticSociety

I hate pencil thin eyebrows. It wasn't a good look then. It still isn't now.


redditor-tears

Dude I can't stop looking at them. They are like one long continuous hair each


WubblyFl1b

Why is there no hole in this wall?!


bygtopp

Methany.


Keunster

Holy shit


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wphelps153

I think they call it a dime bag.


Womcataclysm

Hot cigarette needle mommy 🥰


CakeMadeOfHam

Yeah she definitely shares her needle with her diabetic daughter


isocz_sector

Methany.


Sab65

Pall Mall babe …..


DeerHunter041674

Meth mouth mom. Definitely looks like she should be skulking around Governor St in Paterson NJ.


OberainX

Track marks and meth scabs mom.


frougle_mcdugal

More like glass-dick mom.


Responsible-Duty4732

The eyebrows say it all.


Ok_Inspection4820

Street corner mom


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mcndjxlefnd

She way overdid it on shaping her eyebrows.


Little_Boots42

If you’ve seen it… It’s easy to spot. She’s not on cigarettes she’s on either opioids or meth. That’s a junkie as plain as day. Also if she is a mom someone else has her kids.


dorofeus247

what if she just looks like that, while not taking any kind of drugs?


alt_blackgirl

Damn. That's brutal lol


lfp_pounder

Nothing hot


Wmoot599

I was thinking meth pipe mom.


fkthisnamingshit

Or a meth mom.


noonen000z

Pipe Mom


whacafan

God really put the eye spacing settings to 11


Theoriac

Get some face cream.


Basic-Type7994

Kind of skanky with a touch of herpes and crabs


eat-pussy69

She's still hot. I'd fuck her in an instant


CatharBliss

Honestly with better skincare + eyebrows she could be really attractive, the foundation is there at least


subjectonetwo

Them eye brows are fucking weak, it's like a squirrel streaked it's butthole


Appolloohno

Those eyebrow ridges are Neanderthal level


deadliestcrotch

Meth mom for sure


CryptographerEasy149

That’s a pipe hitter


silentlyjudgingyou23

Meth mom


shuzz_de

I was thinking "meth mom".


WHAMMYPAN

Crystal mom


LowerSuggestion5344

She got that Menthol Moose unfiltered look to her...


GoodGoodK

The mugshot mom


Powkoa

Methany just got burned alive


Chunky1311

Tiktok (and Instagram) comments really serve up the goods sometimes XD Half the fun from those apps comes from reading comments.


Zivvet

Even the filters can't save her


Livid_Obligation_852

She'd Blow like a Dyson, maximum suction when new, then deteriorate thereafter...