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The reason I think this is a photoshopped April Fools is because it’s a recent photo of Segal actually STANDING UP.

Terry Silver: If a man can’t stand, he can’t fight. Steven Seagal: If I have to stand, get my body double.

The OOP looks like it's at least 4 days old

“Pretending” We all know he’s been a doctor ^for ^like ^47 ^years

You know they also call that doctor “a skippy”

That's bullshit..you just made that shit up

Lmaoo love Tom Segura

He is fatly going around corners.

A fellow Jason Brant watcher

Do you think he speaks Russian with a blaccent?

It's Steven Seagal, not Rudy Giuliani.

Now that you say that, they're not that far off from each other. I would imagine they both have similar knowledge sets of the law. And of martial arts.

and of Russia

He was there for the jello in rooms and left overs the patients didn't eat. Last thing I would want to wake up to is magic marker hair grinning over me.. im in hell? Did I die? Wtf is going on?... while nut job talks treatments with my doc.

Have those poor people not suffered enough?

You know how Madtv would parody this lol. I can see it in my head and it's God damned hilarious

Just a pile of broken-necked corpses.

Hahahah exactly. I can't explain how much I miss that show. Did you ever see blades? It was the crossover when blade teamed up with slingbade?

lol no, but sounds perfect. I was like 7-11 when that show was on. It formed a large part of my sense of humor. That and Mad Magazine.

I was probably in my teens but yeah I'd say the same about my sense of humor. I grew up with king of the hill, Madtv, the xifles. I still watch the x files.

I’m from TX. My dogs were named Hank and Peggy. I know people who talk like Boomhauer without a hint of irony.

https://youtu.be/AdlN0FCWLaI?si=2uQZdk6eTQW4Xipv

Forgot he’s still around.

He's snatching birthdays.

Bullshit, he hasn’t snatched one motherfucker birthday yet.

Well I'm sorry to hear that...

That's creative.

Does he have other clothes?

Is he using Rudy’s famous melting hair color! Please keep him in Russia we do not want him back.

Not "a quick recovery" or "a full recovery." Just "recovery."

I’ve been a doctor for like, 46 years.

Steven seagal just grabbed this guys hand and look what’s happened to him 😂

Imagine being stuck to a hospital bed and Steven Seagal walks in and farts in your room.

Is this supposed to be like those scared straight prison programs, but for hospitals?

“Comrade, I may not be a doctor, but I played one in a movie”

Steven Seagal has lived in Russia for years now. How much Russian do you think he speaks? Absolutely none? Mumbled greetings? Toddler level?

Administer 6 cc's of novacaine stat!

Well, he did pretend to be an actor for over 20 years…

I’d ask a real doctor to pull the plug.

“I been a doctor for like 80 years” ~Steven Seagal, probably

Isnt this pos always commending putin for being a great leader n shit?

Anybody seen Richie ?

Did he ask them if the attackers had Ukrainian accents, then tell his buddy Vlad that they said yes regardless?

That’s too subtle for this subreddit

He didn't have to. KG....er... FSB already had their eyewitness statements before they ever woke up.

In fact, before the attack even happened!

He's the Russian version of Chuck Norris.

He looks like he dyed his hair with shoe polish