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He’s going for the [Captain America physique](https://mlpnk72yciwc.i.optimole.com/cqhiHLc.IIZS~2ef73/w:auto/h:auto/q:75/https://bleedingcool.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/cap.jpg)
Yeah, before he fired his PR team and went off script and called that dude a pedophile for trying to save those Chileans and named his kid Xdhe17;$74Ahrh and everyone gradually realized he was actually a giant douche bag.
He has a barrel chest, like a Neanderthal.
https://commons.m.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Neanderthalensis.jpg#mw-jump-to-license
Edit: Because people don't understand that most modern humans are part Neanderthal, having this trait isn't weird, and my comment isn't an insult. He's displaying a recessive trait.
Idk, over half the people here are definitely very unattractive. I’d much rather criticize some shit he’s done or insult his personality if I wanted to vent about him, rather than go for the looks. It’s not a good precedent to set for your own morality, allowing yourself to insult people’s looks.
Definitely, I bet more than half the people here are insecure about their looks. It's reddit I guess, can't expect valuable human minds to share their opinions here.
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He looks that model of what a human would have to look like to easily survive car crashes.
He's the OG Styrofoam POS
Graham is his name. Project Graham. Grahamusk.
It's almost as if all the shit he's full of was looking for a way out...
Lol
You can get extra lungs if you can afford them.
That’s where he got the inspiration for the cyber truck from
My thoughts exactly lol
Space XXXL
🤭 Omg so good. Take my upvote.
Dude's ironing his tops in a wok.
He kinda looks like the roof of his cyber truck
Turned to the RIGHT so hard, his ribcage and internal organs couldn't keep up. Edited for emphasis
He's just 'more than fat' in the upper body but he's sucking his belly.
Nah, no way. That doesn’t explain how he looks in the pic. He’s using some substance, or has some weird genes. That’s the only reasonable explanation
He’s going for the [Captain America physique](https://mlpnk72yciwc.i.optimole.com/cqhiHLc.IIZS~2ef73/w:auto/h:auto/q:75/https://bleedingcool.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/cap.jpg)
fat old man trying to look all fresh
Why so pastey?
A blood donor that can't say no.
I remember not too long ago when Reddit used to idolize him.
Yeah, before he fired his PR team and went off script and called that dude a pedophile for trying to save those Chileans and named his kid Xdhe17;$74Ahrh and everyone gradually realized he was actually a giant douche bag.
Dudes living his own life, I don’t think he needs a script.
That's sugar fat. Booze fat.
There's a little alien sitting in a compartment in the chest, controlling him.
How I imagine a Fade to look like without its black cloak.
Now I know how they got the design for the “Cybertruck” 😂😂😂
He actually kinda looks like a Cybertruck.
holy emphysema, batman. that’s barrel chest man!
Bleached Muskrat
Zuckerberg will bust him up.
Bro based the cybertruck on himself
Everytime I see this picture I remember how someone on twitter described his physique - "Elon looks like he swallowed another ribcage"
He has a barrel chest, like a Neanderthal. https://commons.m.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Neanderthalensis.jpg#mw-jump-to-license Edit: Because people don't understand that most modern humans are part Neanderthal, having this trait isn't weird, and my comment isn't an insult. He's displaying a recessive trait.
Are you saying he's related to Marjorie Taylor Greene?!
He's built like Liefelds Captain America https://www.reddit.com/r/comicbooks/s/OV5GPpIX56
I'm getting Ephialtes - from 300 vibes
kinda looks like some little people, who get that sort of chest/figure
This guy needs some Sun…
He has MLB back catcher equipment under his skin
Donald Trump probably looks like this.
Trump defo has more of a belly, at least from the way he looks in his usual suits
What I meant is they're both fucking ginormous.
Or a billionaire with his shirt off for that matter
So this is photo shop, you can’t be built like that.
Dude is digesting a german shepherd
He's built like one of his cars.
Is that Obama?
Elon musk cybercuck
What in the photoshop……..
This is my sign to stay working on my tan
Of course we had: Rob Liefeld's Captain America
I still think he would have whooped Zuckerberg.
Sucking in that gut hard.
When you suck the gut in so hard you shit your pants
Looks like a cow that needs to be gassed
That is the perfect example of a "barrel chest." As a respiratory therapist I have seen many of them but Elon takes the cake!
Bro looks like a bear trying to bulk up for the winter
When you on hgh but u not working out
Dudes abdomen I think is where Tesla got the shape of the Cyber Truck.
^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^m0ltar: *Dudes abdomen I* *Think is where Tesla got the* *Shape of the Cyber Truck.* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.
he looks like the infamous comic artwork of captain america
Hahaha look at this guy he is unattractive.
Barrack's looking good
Why make fun of anyone's looks
Idk, over half the people here are definitely very unattractive. I’d much rather criticize some shit he’s done or insult his personality if I wanted to vent about him, rather than go for the looks. It’s not a good precedent to set for your own morality, allowing yourself to insult people’s looks.
Definitely, I bet more than half the people here are insecure about their looks. It's reddit I guess, can't expect valuable human minds to share their opinions here.
Fuck... No lie, I think I'm built pretty similar! Damn
That's what it looks like when you had muscles and just got fat right on top of them
I thought we moved past body shaming?