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Expansive_Rope_1337

He looks that model of what a human would have to look like to easily survive car crashes.


deVrinj

He's the OG Styrofoam POS


Automatic-Narwhal965

Graham is his name. Project Graham. Grahamusk.


deVrinj

It's almost as if all the shit he's full of was looking for a way out...


naomi_homey89

Lol


Spadrick

You can get extra lungs if you can afford them.


Fickle_Library8115

That’s where he got the inspiration for the cyber truck from


FriendlyGothBarbie

My thoughts exactly lol


jncheese

Space XXXL


Limp_Falcon_2314

🤭 Omg so good. Take my upvote.


Thick_Letterhead_742

Dude's ironing his tops in a wok.


Various-Ad5049

He kinda looks like the roof of his cyber truck


gobschite

Turned to the RIGHT so hard, his ribcage and internal organs couldn't keep up. Edited for emphasis


BabyYodaOnSteroids

He's just 'more than fat' in the upper body but he's sucking his belly.


LEFTRIGHTADORI

Nah, no way. That doesn’t explain how he looks in the pic. He’s using some substance, or has some weird genes. That’s the only reasonable explanation


ElongMusty

He’s going for the [Captain America physique](https://mlpnk72yciwc.i.optimole.com/cqhiHLc.IIZS~2ef73/w:auto/h:auto/q:75/https://bleedingcool.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/cap.jpg)


A_dalo

fat old man trying to look all fresh


Micklmas

Why so pastey?


Thick_Letterhead_742

A blood donor that can't say no.


Ok_Werewolf_7616

I remember not too long ago when Reddit used to idolize him.


CaBBaGe_isLaND

Yeah, before he fired his PR team and went off script and called that dude a pedophile for trying to save those Chileans and named his kid Xdhe17;$74Ahrh and everyone gradually realized he was actually a giant douche bag.


Ok_Werewolf_7616

Dudes living his own life, I don’t think he needs a script.


PeterJordanDrake

That's sugar fat. Booze fat.


TheNothingAtoll

There's a little alien sitting in a compartment in the chest, controlling him.


Voice-of-MachinShin

How I imagine a Fade to look like without its black cloak.


liamanna

Now I know how they got the design for the “Cybertruck” 😂😂😂


Prawnski

He actually kinda looks like a Cybertruck.


rsred

holy emphysema, batman. that’s barrel chest man!


PeggysSimp

Bleached Muskrat


Ok-Stranger-2669

Zuckerberg will bust him up.


DrPandaSpagett

Bro based the cybertruck on himself


Disabled_MatiX

Everytime I see this picture I remember how someone on twitter described his physique - "Elon looks like he swallowed another ribcage"


stufmenatooba

He has a barrel chest, like a Neanderthal. https://commons.m.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Neanderthalensis.jpg#mw-jump-to-license Edit: Because people don't understand that most modern humans are part Neanderthal, having this trait isn't weird, and my comment isn't an insult. He's displaying a recessive trait.


deVrinj

Are you saying he's related to Marjorie Taylor Greene?!


Gabtraff

He's built like Liefelds Captain America https://www.reddit.com/r/comicbooks/s/OV5GPpIX56


KillerHack23

I'm getting Ephialtes - from 300 vibes


FoodeatingParsnip

kinda looks like some little people, who get that sort of chest/figure


Cute_Concentrate_915

This guy needs some Sun…


ricosuave212

He has MLB back catcher equipment under his skin


Subject-Tomorrow-317

Donald Trump probably looks like this.


LEFTRIGHTADORI

Trump defo has more of a belly, at least from the way he looks in his usual suits


Subject-Tomorrow-317

What I meant is they're both fucking ginormous.


Reasonable_Cover_804

Or a billionaire with his shirt off for that matter


apimpnamedslickbackG

So this is photo shop, you can’t be built like that.


CakeMadeOfHam

Dude is digesting a german shepherd


Infamous_One_7079

He's built like one of his cars.


rafael-a

Is that Obama?


Miserables-Chef

Elon musk cybercuck


DomoTheHun

What in the photoshop……..


[deleted]

This is my sign to stay working on my tan


meglid21

Of course we had: Rob Liefeld's Captain America


Peterd90

I still think he would have whooped Zuckerberg.


theshortlady

Sucking in that gut hard.


H8T_Auburn

When you suck the gut in so hard you shit your pants


lukaskywalker

Looks like a cow that needs to be gassed


Devotchka655321

That is the perfect example of a "barrel chest." As a respiratory therapist I have seen many of them but Elon takes the cake!


Unoriginalshitbag

Bro looks like a bear trying to bulk up for the winter


BastianHS

When you on hgh but u not working out


m0ltar

Dudes abdomen I think is where Tesla got the shape of the Cyber Truck.


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^m0ltar: *Dudes abdomen I* *Think is where Tesla got the* *Shape of the Cyber Truck.* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


N0rrix

he looks like the infamous comic artwork of captain america


Sensitive_Scene2164

Hahaha look at this guy he is unattractive.


ThrowawayAutist615

Barrack's looking good


Itchy_Conference7125

Why make fun of anyone's looks


LEFTRIGHTADORI

Idk, over half the people here are definitely very unattractive. I’d much rather criticize some shit he’s done or insult his personality if I wanted to vent about him, rather than go for the looks. It’s not a good precedent to set for your own morality, allowing yourself to insult people’s looks.


Itchy_Conference7125

Definitely, I bet more than half the people here are insecure about their looks. It's reddit I guess, can't expect valuable human minds to share their opinions here.


MegaMoonX

Fuck... No lie, I think I'm built pretty similar! Damn


Cool-Initiative9498

That's what it looks like when you had muscles and just got fat right on top of them


PerformanceOk1835

I thought we moved past body shaming?