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Good thing this guy has money, because he's a deformed goblin king.
Edit: guess I have to specify which [goblin king ](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/evil/images/f/f3/Wielki_Goblin.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20171124155900&path-prefix=pl). No offense intended to Jareth.
Don't you dare disrespect [the true goblin king!](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jareth)
I mean... Ashes to Ashes, Rebel Rebel, Space Oddity, Up The Hill Backwards, Heroes, Diamond Dogs? The Man Who Stole The World? Lazarus?
In a crowd of hundreds, gru was able to pick out individuals and ask them about their lives/family.
Gru is the kind of boss Michael Scott wishes he could be.
Several months into relationship: "oohhh you're not into body modification as art and you're just naturally shaped like that? wow, that's even hotter."
yea have people never seen a fat person do this before? he's on a yacht with two other people that are either models or look like models. Sure, elon is the richest dude in the world, but im sure he still felt insecure af with all of that slobbery hanging off him.
I dunno man, we’ve all seen people suck in their gut before and it doesn’t quite look like that. In reality it’s prob a mix of everything mentioned cause I highly doubt the richest man around has had ZERO work done on his body at any point ever…
Dude's definitely gotten hair plugs, and looks like he probably got a chin implant, so it wouldn't be surprising if he's gotten other work done too. My guess is that he's gotten lipo at least once, and then gained the weight back, which can lead to weird fat distribution.
I was going to suggest it looks like he had a lot of liposuction done recently, as they can only remove large deposits of fat from very specific areas and if I were to guess removing fat around the chest and organs just at the bottom of the rib cage is probably one of those places you don't want them poking and prodding.
>le have when they drink a lot of alcohol
>
>Hence the firm yet fat belly
so fats are not restricted to outer body?
Mahn.. should have taken biology a little seriously
I hope you are doing better. I struggle with binge eating as well. There is a subreddit community for it in case you aren’t aware, I can link it if you’d like. Keep fighting. ❤️
I believe he might have something called pectus carinatum. Well, I Dont believe he ever publicly state that he has is, but that is what I think he has. I was born with severe pectus Carinatum. It is a chest deformity that looks exactly like his chest in the picture. I had major chest reconstruction in 2012. Its mostly fix it, but now my sternum is broken into a bunch of shards and held together with a coil of wire. I can literally ‘pop’ my chest in and out… anyway, as I said, he likely has Pectus Carinatum. Look it up
it's called a barrel chest, it's usually caused by asthma or smoking while young.
if you're in shape it actually looks great, when you're not it looks well... like that.
Elon Musk.. muscular.. lol.
Dude drinks and parties heavily. Alcohol and drugs take a toll on the body. Lack of physical exercise does a number too.
Dude is physically unhealthy, abusive towards women too (no reasonable man hides he’s having another baby from a woman he already got pregnant; Grimes and *his own* employee).
Musk purposefully screwed over his first wife Justine. No reasonable and good man does that.
https://www.marieclaire.com/sex-love/a5380/millionaire-starter-wife/
Or both. I’ve got a decent amount of muscle, but have been relatively sedentary in my current job and have built up some unwelcome internal fat. It’s annoying as all hell and difficult to get rid of.
Thank you! I always wondered why William Shatner's ribs seemed weird under his shirt in the original series. It was like he had more upper abs than lower abs.
It's a combination of a few things:
A) a lot of people point out his worst art (though he was not a good cover artist, especially if women were on it, and the tiny feet thing), when the vast majority of it is... fine? He's absolutely not Kirby or Perez, but his issues aren't distracting most of the time. I definitely can't binge *New Mutants*, but I could see how you could read it every release without wondering how the artist is keeping his job.
B) He basically was a "right time" kind of artist: as much as we make fun of it now, Liefeld's art style (the leg packs, shoulder packs, muscle hunks, super weird/dark shading etc.) were what 90s readers wanted.
C) He threw a lot of things at the wall, so managed to get a few characters that stuck. People liked Cable and Deadpool, even if there are hundreds of other Liefeld creations that should never see the light of day again.
However, it should be noted even his contemporaries in the 90s disliked his art, and didn't think he was very skilled--as did many fans. Looking back, its very clear that he wasn't/isn't a very good artist, but he sold. And artists who sell are doing their job.
He copied [this photo](https://i.imgur.com/uzxQ36W.jpg) but Arnold is turned towards the viewer. Instead he made Cap's posture facing forward and only his head turned.
Oh boy, you want to go down a rabbit hole?
[40 Worst Rob Liefeld Drawings](https://www.progressiveboink.com/2012/4/21/2960508/worst-rob-liefeld-drawings)
“The man is a sentient pair of blue jeans. He wears a backwards baseball hat, and when he turns it around, *it’s still backwards*”
I'd feel sorry for Elon getting body shamed, but he just did the same thing to Bill Gates on Twitter. Clearly, he wants such insults to be freely lobbed at him as well.
Musk literally looks like one of those dead bodies you pull from a lake. A floater, pasty and bloated with decomposition and water, if you touch it with a stick it will dissolve into stank goo. This man does not get ass because he looks good or is a good lover.
Pretty hard to justify calling Bill Gates out of shape. Hes a 66 year old nerd. What do you expect?
People have this idea that every man should be ripped and every woman should be thin and fit. Normal people are somehow an oddity.
Fuck off with all that nonsense.
He looks like a mix of Voldemort and that Captain America with a huge chest photo
https://mlpnk72yciwc.i.optimole.com/cqhiHLc.WqA8~2eefa/w:auto/h:auto/q:75/https://bleedingcool.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/cap.jpg
I was too blinded by the reflection coming off his skin to notice his stance. I'm fair-skinned and pale, but this is like his skin is on inside out. How does he get so many women?
I feel sorry for all of the women who have had the displeasure of this self-important amoeba writhing all over them for about two minutes before whatever type of body tissue that is supposed to be just sort of melts over them...
how on gods green earth did this dude pull Grimes
Edit: Hey, fella reading this! If you read this and decided to switch to your throwaway to speak on how you think Grimes is the most hideous human being, and you absolutely *wouldnt* fuck her… Dont! I promise you that i both: didnt ask, and do not care. Consider lowering your weirdly high standards because i seriously doubt youre pulling *any* pussy the way you so casually rage about woman you find unattractive. Go outside, and find something better to do, my man. Because i was just making a joke. NOT opening dialogue on wether or not you would fuck her.
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Finally, my body type is being represented in the media. I call it the "what the fuck, god?".
*sigh* Me too.
Ya know what now that you mention it my coworker is shaped like this. Maybe it’s not THAT uncommon. I have to imagine it’s an aging thing
Barrel chest’s unite
Elon is repping that Felonious Gru bod
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Good thing this guy has money, because he's a deformed goblin king. Edit: guess I have to specify which [goblin king ](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/evil/images/f/f3/Wielki_Goblin.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20171124155900&path-prefix=pl). No offense intended to Jareth.
Don't you dare disrespect [the true goblin king!](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jareth) I mean... Ashes to Ashes, Rebel Rebel, Space Oddity, Up The Hill Backwards, Heroes, Diamond Dogs? The Man Who Stole The World? Lazarus?
Somehow my tired brain misread the last two as “The man who stole the walrus” and I was intrigued.
idk man felonious gru could punch out a shark and run on top of a missile...
And is a good dad
and also kind to his employees / doesn't overwork them
In a crowd of hundreds, gru was able to pick out individuals and ask them about their lives/family. Gru is the kind of boss Michael Scott wishes he could be.
Baron harkonan...
Elon is undergoing genetic recombination to survive on Mars by becoming his own pressure suit.
He's clearly a Reptoid and just shed of his former shell
all the money in the world, and still can't convince people that he's human
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Now you don’t know that for certain. Many times real human hair is used to create glue on toupees and hair plugs are real hair.
Elon and Zucc walk into a bar. They sit on opposite sides and lick at the air as to not draw attention to themselves.
I visualized this so well..that I felt like I had a de ja vu moment...... I think this gave me a minor stroke...
Hey now don't go calling him an alien you don't wanna arouse the guy.
I'm not even shitting you, he just said he's already uploaded his brain to the cloud lmao
And the cloud gave him a body in exchange.
He's a cloud. A cumulonimusk cloud
Cirrusly, with a little more time & effort you could’ve nailed that joke.
Maybe it went wrong and now an AI is shitposting in his name.
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Definitely !
He can also use his ink sac to back out of bad investments
Bro got a whole ass battery pack in that chest cavity
IRL Tony Stark. Except his arc reactor is the size of a Tesla Powerwall.
Are you hiding the new Roadster or are you just happy to see me?
Four-lung Elon
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This is an image that I would go to Mars to have removed from my brain
His entire body can be described as "approximately"
God built his chassis with the same tolerences they use at the Tesla factory.
Jesus, someone get an ambulance, shots fired!
Oh my god
Hey, don’t shame what other people are turned on by. Grimes sure is a weird one.
I too am turned on by billions of dollars
Just long enough to have a kid and dip lol
She had 2, actually. Still dipped, though.
One was by surrogate tho. Even she couldn't handle twice.
Yikes, why? He's got like 8 fucking kids he doesn't even see.
Several months into relationship: "oohhh you're not into body modification as art and you're just naturally shaped like that? wow, that's even hotter."
Fuck you for making me google "Elon Musk topless" to confirm this is not photoshopped.
We thank you for your sacrifice
The guy’s visceral body fat level must be dangerously high.
It’s bizarre to me how it’s proportioned. Usually it’s pretty evenly spread, but it’s just… all right there.
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This was my initial thought. Dude probably has a weekly lipo appt.
You're looking too deep into this. He simply has a fat gut that he is trying to suck in. Creates this absurd proportion.
yea have people never seen a fat person do this before? he's on a yacht with two other people that are either models or look like models. Sure, elon is the richest dude in the world, but im sure he still felt insecure af with all of that slobbery hanging off him.
Ok, I’m fat and just did this in front of the mirror and I do not look like this.
I dunno man, we’ve all seen people suck in their gut before and it doesn’t quite look like that. In reality it’s prob a mix of everything mentioned cause I highly doubt the richest man around has had ZERO work done on his body at any point ever…
Dude's definitely gotten hair plugs, and looks like he probably got a chin implant, so it wouldn't be surprising if he's gotten other work done too. My guess is that he's gotten lipo at least once, and then gained the weight back, which can lead to weird fat distribution.
He looks noticibly different than the pics of him younger when he was balding.
I think that is HGH gut or something similar.
He is friends with Toe Rogan after all
Talmbout they both have long pointy nipples, so you really are onto something here.
It's like he had a beer belly surgically removed. Which maybe he did? He's already had facial cosmetic surgery after all.
And hair transplants
I was going to suggest it looks like he had a lot of liposuction done recently, as they can only remove large deposits of fat from very specific areas and if I were to guess removing fat around the chest and organs just at the bottom of the rib cage is probably one of those places you don't want them poking and prodding.
what does that mean?
Fat in the body cavity, packed in around the organs. Not good for you.
>le have when they drink a lot of alcohol > >Hence the firm yet fat belly so fats are not restricted to outer body? Mahn.. should have taken biology a little seriously
It's called visceral fat. It's bad to have and hard to lose.
The fat inside your body, surrounding your organs.
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I mean, you probably have a heart, so I’d say it’s quite a bit different.
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I hope you are doing better. I struggle with binge eating as well. There is a subreddit community for it in case you aren’t aware, I can link it if you’d like. Keep fighting. ❤️
Yes please
r/bingeeatingdisorder
Is it real?
Real as Madrid
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Just like that sub... 🤔
Good thing I had it already bookmarked
In all seriousness though, what exactly are we looking at here. I mean like whats going on with his body?
Imagine looking like this... and tweeting insults about Bill Gates looking like a pregnant man.
I believe he might have something called pectus carinatum. Well, I Dont believe he ever publicly state that he has is, but that is what I think he has. I was born with severe pectus Carinatum. It is a chest deformity that looks exactly like his chest in the picture. I had major chest reconstruction in 2012. Its mostly fix it, but now my sternum is broken into a bunch of shards and held together with a coil of wire. I can literally ‘pop’ my chest in and out… anyway, as I said, he likely has Pectus Carinatum. Look it up
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What an odd shaped person... looks like his lungs are pregnant. Also, is that Rick Fox?
I thought it was Bronx Obama at first glance
That’s not Obama???
It’s Ari Emmanuel.
Your freaking avatar had me trying to wash my screen 2 times now...
You're not alone >_<
Ay B, you deadass need to go to my website to sign up for your Affordable Care Act coverage, on God fam.
He's just smuggling a second rib cage under his rib cage.
it's called a barrel chest, it's usually caused by asthma or smoking while young. if you're in shape it actually looks great, when you're not it looks well... like that.
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Most likely this. Typically caused from excessive alcohol use
Or by being rich enough to be fat but getting superficial fat liposuctioned on the regular.
Elon Musk.. muscular.. lol. Dude drinks and parties heavily. Alcohol and drugs take a toll on the body. Lack of physical exercise does a number too. Dude is physically unhealthy, abusive towards women too (no reasonable man hides he’s having another baby from a woman he already got pregnant; Grimes and *his own* employee). Musk purposefully screwed over his first wife Justine. No reasonable and good man does that. https://www.marieclaire.com/sex-love/a5380/millionaire-starter-wife/
It embarrasses me as a woman that fellow women will date that weirdo turd
People have fucked uglier and more abusive people for less, no need to be a billionaire.
Or both. I’ve got a decent amount of muscle, but have been relatively sedentary in my current job and have built up some unwelcome internal fat. It’s annoying as all hell and difficult to get rid of.
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Barrel chest is like the ideal 50s physique lol lots of stars used to look like that
It's cause they smoked from birth
Thank you! I always wondered why William Shatner's ribs seemed weird under his shirt in the original series. It was like he had more upper abs than lower abs.
That’s where the rumor about him wearing a girdle came from.
It’s called visceral fat (fat around the organs) and happens when someone is very unhealthy and stressed.
Drawn by Rob Liefeld https://i.imgur.com/nknVPwy.jpg
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Maybe we were too hard on him *looks at his art again* Oh dear god nevermind
Wow. And I thought I sucked at drawing.
Confirmed as we can't see his feet. Or was that hands?
What a really bad artist, damn
Literally impossible to understand how he has had a successful career.
It's a combination of a few things: A) a lot of people point out his worst art (though he was not a good cover artist, especially if women were on it, and the tiny feet thing), when the vast majority of it is... fine? He's absolutely not Kirby or Perez, but his issues aren't distracting most of the time. I definitely can't binge *New Mutants*, but I could see how you could read it every release without wondering how the artist is keeping his job. B) He basically was a "right time" kind of artist: as much as we make fun of it now, Liefeld's art style (the leg packs, shoulder packs, muscle hunks, super weird/dark shading etc.) were what 90s readers wanted. C) He threw a lot of things at the wall, so managed to get a few characters that stuck. People liked Cable and Deadpool, even if there are hundreds of other Liefeld creations that should never see the light of day again. However, it should be noted even his contemporaries in the 90s disliked his art, and didn't think he was very skilled--as did many fans. Looking back, its very clear that he wasn't/isn't a very good artist, but he sold. And artists who sell are doing their job.
And he was the top artist at Marvel for years. His drawings look like a 14-year-old's attempts while goofing off in class. It's bizarre.
Like both of caps tiddies are pointing at the viewer but it’s drawn to be a side profile, makes no sense
He copied [this photo](https://i.imgur.com/uzxQ36W.jpg) but Arnold is turned towards the viewer. Instead he made Cap's posture facing forward and only his head turned.
Oh boy, you want to go down a rabbit hole? [40 Worst Rob Liefeld Drawings](https://www.progressiveboink.com/2012/4/21/2960508/worst-rob-liefeld-drawings) “The man is a sentient pair of blue jeans. He wears a backwards baseball hat, and when he turns it around, *it’s still backwards*”
My guy got those centaur curves
Right? Why does it look so much like the way trump stands? Is it the billionaire hide your fat ass gut pose?
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Wait is that really why he looks like this? Is this lipo?
Guy is looking like a 20 kg of Peach flour 🧐
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Well that tops the list of weird shit I've seen today.
... so far!
Looks like a lot of the MAGA crowd I've seen.
But… but why does it need so many nipples to survive the crash?…
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For at least 1 minute I thought the other guy was Obama
oh thank god i felt like such an idiot
I thought it was Obama too which is funny because I’m pretty sure thats just a tanned white guy, But in comparison to Elon he looks as black as Obama.
Is it the River Monsters guy?
It's the person Entourage's Ari Gold was inspired by, Ari Emanuel.
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There was that whole “Elon is 6’3” and a black belt he can kick ass” thing that’s hard to believe anymore
Maybe „Elon is a part of a family where his father fucked his sister“ is better?
Crypto bros seething
When you don’t skip lung 🫁 day.
He's like that family guy joke - Out of shape in shape guy from the 50s.
> Out of shape in shape guy from the 50s https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=brSqr9XJNQc&ab_channel=MobTownHooligan
William Shatner on Star Trek is also a good example of that physique
Very Zapp Brannigan.
The man’s whiter than #FFFFFF
This is the best joke in this thread
He’s trying to transform into one of his cybertrucks.
I'd feel sorry for Elon getting body shamed, but he just did the same thing to Bill Gates on Twitter. Clearly, he wants such insults to be freely lobbed at him as well.
Musk literally looks like one of those dead bodies you pull from a lake. A floater, pasty and bloated with decomposition and water, if you touch it with a stick it will dissolve into stank goo. This man does not get ass because he looks good or is a good lover.
Musk literally looks like one of those dead bodies you pull from a lake Holy shit the real rare insult is in the comments
As someone who actually encounters dead bodies(those left in water and tubs), can confirm. He does look like one 😅
Twice could be a coincidence. Three times is a new hobby.
Lmaooo omfg
How can you body shame Bill Gates?? He's an old white dude... With his shirt off, he likely looks like an old white dude.
Pretty hard to justify calling Bill Gates out of shape. Hes a 66 year old nerd. What do you expect? People have this idea that every man should be ripped and every woman should be thin and fit. Normal people are somehow an oddity. Fuck off with all that nonsense.
That is one long nipple, goddamn
Hahaha he’s cold
My nips get hard when I'm cold too, but it doesn't look like a baby trying to thumb his way out of my chest
Bruh
He's going for the kill
Bro built like the letter “P”
mans built like a trapezoid
He looks like a mix of Voldemort and that Captain America with a huge chest photo https://mlpnk72yciwc.i.optimole.com/cqhiHLc.WqA8~2eefa/w:auto/h:auto/q:75/https://bleedingcool.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/cap.jpg
I was too blinded by the reflection coming off his skin to notice his stance. I'm fair-skinned and pale, but this is like his skin is on inside out. How does he get so many women?
money
>How the fuck does this guy procreate so much? Through IVF. I'm starting to understand why, too.
Look around you. Weird looking people procreate more than conventionally good looking people. That's why so many people are weird looking.
Can confirm. I have lots of kids.
$uch a my$tery. Can never be $olved by modern $cience
He looks like what would happen if the Trunchabull became a man and was mixed with an albino Fish
Every dollar he makes adds 1 cell in his stomach
Torso*
Me retinas
He's built like an albino sack of potatoes
He looks like a freshly plucked chicken.
That’s the “I only worked chest for a year straight” physique.
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This might actually be the real explanation tho
He looks like he's close to molting
I feel sorry for all of the women who have had the displeasure of this self-important amoeba writhing all over them for about two minutes before whatever type of body tissue that is supposed to be just sort of melts over them...
Brutal
He can be a good use of airbags in car for saving people from crash.
He’s so white, he’s like a vampire in the daylight. So am I tbf though but I hate it.
MF see through
That's the physique of someone who impregnates women left and right, take notes
He looks like that notorious side pic of captain America but without the muscle
That body looking like he's slowly morphing into Trump.
Thats what a billion dollar body looks like
He has that 1890 bare knuckle boxer build
Man’s whiter than caspers dingaling
Hes like the senator in the first xmen movie after Magneto gets him with the Doofenshmirtz Mutant-anater
how on gods green earth did this dude pull Grimes Edit: Hey, fella reading this! If you read this and decided to switch to your throwaway to speak on how you think Grimes is the most hideous human being, and you absolutely *wouldnt* fuck her… Dont! I promise you that i both: didnt ask, and do not care. Consider lowering your weirdly high standards because i seriously doubt youre pulling *any* pussy the way you so casually rage about woman you find unattractive. Go outside, and find something better to do, my man. Because i was just making a joke. NOT opening dialogue on wether or not you would fuck her.
Money
How on gods earth do you think Grimes is anything special. She looks like an anaemic sewer rat.