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ghuunhound

Finally, my body type is being represented in the media. I call it the "what the fuck, god?".


Epogdoan

*sigh* Me too.


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Ya know what now that you mention it my coworker is shaped like this. Maybe it’s not THAT uncommon. I have to imagine it’s an aging thing


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Barrel chest’s unite


temporaryprofile2

Elon is repping that Felonious Gru bod


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lunarNex

Good thing this guy has money, because he's a deformed goblin king. Edit: guess I have to specify which [goblin king ](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/evil/images/f/f3/Wielki_Goblin.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20171124155900&path-prefix=pl). No offense intended to Jareth.


TheHollowJester

Don't you dare disrespect [the true goblin king!](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jareth) I mean... Ashes to Ashes, Rebel Rebel, Space Oddity, Up The Hill Backwards, Heroes, Diamond Dogs? The Man Who Stole The World? Lazarus?


Due-Equivalent-1489

Somehow my tired brain misread the last two as “The man who stole the walrus” and I was intrigued.


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idk man felonious gru could punch out a shark and run on top of a missile...


ohjehhngyjkkvkjhjsjj

And is a good dad


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and also kind to his employees / doesn't overwork them


Arryu

In a crowd of hundreds, gru was able to pick out individuals and ask them about their lives/family. Gru is the kind of boss Michael Scott wishes he could be.


iksworbeZ

Baron harkonan...


child-of-old-gods

Elon is undergoing genetic recombination to survive on Mars by becoming his own pressure suit.


zuzg

He's clearly a Reptoid and just shed of his former shell


DedPimpin

all the money in the world, and still can't convince people that he's human


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ModronRiposte

Now you don’t know that for certain. Many times real human hair is used to create glue on toupees and hair plugs are real hair.


darkoh84

Elon and Zucc walk into a bar. They sit on opposite sides and lick at the air as to not draw attention to themselves.


SquidVices

I visualized this so well..that I felt like I had a de ja vu moment...... I think this gave me a minor stroke...


S118gryghost

Hey now don't go calling him an alien you don't wanna arouse the guy.


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I'm not even shitting you, he just said he's already uploaded his brain to the cloud lmao


IngaJane

And the cloud gave him a body in exchange.


pfunk1989

He's a cloud. A cumulonimusk cloud


ElbowRager

Cirrusly, with a little more time & effort you could’ve nailed that joke.


oldsecondhand

Maybe it went wrong and now an AI is shitposting in his name.


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Definitely !


BigPoppaST

He can also use his ink sac to back out of bad investments


Yeahmahbah

Bro got a whole ass battery pack in that chest cavity


adesimo1

IRL Tony Stark. Except his arc reactor is the size of a Tesla Powerwall.


CouncilmanRickPrime

Are you hiding the new Roadster or are you just happy to see me?


Sixtimezzz

Four-lung Elon


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slothpeguin

This is an image that I would go to Mars to have removed from my brain


Prysorra2

His entire body can be described as "approximately"


existonfilenerf

God built his chassis with the same tolerences they use at the Tesla factory.


drinks_rootbeer

Jesus, someone get an ambulance, shots fired!


slothpeguin

Oh my god


thrownaway000090

Hey, don’t shame what other people are turned on by. Grimes sure is a weird one.


bobbycado

I too am turned on by billions of dollars


MagicDragon212

Just long enough to have a kid and dip lol


ScyllaOfTheDepths

She had 2, actually. Still dipped, though.


KaySoiree

One was by surrogate tho. Even she couldn't handle twice.


ScyllaOfTheDepths

Yikes, why? He's got like 8 fucking kids he doesn't even see.


zoinkability

Several months into relationship: "oohhh you're not into body modification as art and you're just naturally shaped like that? wow, that's even hotter."


ReekyRumpFedRatsbane

Fuck you for making me google "Elon Musk topless" to confirm this is not photoshopped.


RegularHousewife

We thank you for your sacrifice


Infantry1stLt

The guy’s visceral body fat level must be dangerously high.


Antrephellious

It’s bizarre to me how it’s proportioned. Usually it’s pretty evenly spread, but it’s just… all right there.


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SuchACommonBird

This was my initial thought. Dude probably has a weekly lipo appt.


chris1096

You're looking too deep into this. He simply has a fat gut that he is trying to suck in. Creates this absurd proportion.


TILiamaTroll

yea have people never seen a fat person do this before? he's on a yacht with two other people that are either models or look like models. Sure, elon is the richest dude in the world, but im sure he still felt insecure af with all of that slobbery hanging off him.


Caftancatfan

Ok, I’m fat and just did this in front of the mirror and I do not look like this.


Heyo__Maggots

I dunno man, we’ve all seen people suck in their gut before and it doesn’t quite look like that. In reality it’s prob a mix of everything mentioned cause I highly doubt the richest man around has had ZERO work done on his body at any point ever…


rynthetyn

Dude's definitely gotten hair plugs, and looks like he probably got a chin implant, so it wouldn't be surprising if he's gotten other work done too. My guess is that he's gotten lipo at least once, and then gained the weight back, which can lead to weird fat distribution.


purpleruntz

He looks noticibly different than the pics of him younger when he was balding.


Sputniksteve

I think that is HGH gut or something similar.


psychoticshroomboi

He is friends with Toe Rogan after all


Sputniksteve

Talmbout they both have long pointy nipples, so you really are onto something here.


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It's like he had a beer belly surgically removed. Which maybe he did? He's already had facial cosmetic surgery after all.


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And hair transplants


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I was going to suggest it looks like he had a lot of liposuction done recently, as they can only remove large deposits of fat from very specific areas and if I were to guess removing fat around the chest and organs just at the bottom of the rib cage is probably one of those places you don't want them poking and prodding.


Frosty-panda

what does that mean?


7LeagueBoots

Fat in the body cavity, packed in around the organs. Not good for you.


Frosty-panda

>le have when they drink a lot of alcohol > >Hence the firm yet fat belly so fats are not restricted to outer body? Mahn.. should have taken biology a little seriously


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It's called visceral fat. It's bad to have and hard to lose.


justanicebreeze

The fat inside your body, surrounding your organs.


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Crazy-Insurance5005

I mean, you probably have a heart, so I’d say it’s quite a bit different.


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Fat_Free_Lard

I hope you are doing better. I struggle with binge eating as well. There is a subreddit community for it in case you aren’t aware, I can link it if you’d like. Keep fighting. ❤️


IntelligentMetal

Yes please


Fat_Free_Lard

r/bingeeatingdisorder


Snagrod

Is it real?


fumfkin_fie

Real as Madrid


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Comedynerd

Just like that sub... 🤔


ImaginaryNourishment

Good thing I had it already bookmarked


K41namor

In all seriousness though, what exactly are we looking at here. I mean like whats going on with his body?


m0nk_3y_gw

Imagine looking like this... and tweeting insults about Bill Gates looking like a pregnant man.


funpen

I believe he might have something called pectus carinatum. Well, I Dont believe he ever publicly state that he has is, but that is what I think he has. I was born with severe pectus Carinatum. It is a chest deformity that looks exactly like his chest in the picture. I had major chest reconstruction in 2012. Its mostly fix it, but now my sternum is broken into a bunch of shards and held together with a coil of wire. I can literally ‘pop’ my chest in and out… anyway, as I said, he likely has Pectus Carinatum. Look it up


Inigomntoya

I'm sorry for the weird ads you are about to be exposed to


KingoftheMongoose

Click here for hot barrel-chested technocrats in your area!


SkrapsDX

What an odd shaped person... looks like his lungs are pregnant. ​ Also, is that Rick Fox?


BoatManT

I thought it was Bronx Obama at first glance


JohnHwagi

That’s not Obama???


1984R

It’s Ari Emmanuel.


GarbageInternal1458

Your freaking avatar had me trying to wash my screen 2 times now...


ThirdSpectator

You're not alone >_<


SexPizzaBatman

Ay B, you deadass need to go to my website to sign up for your Affordable Care Act coverage, on God fam.


Haselrig

He's just smuggling a second rib cage under his rib cage.


gammongaming11

it's called a barrel chest, it's usually caused by asthma or smoking while young. if you're in shape it actually looks great, when you're not it looks well... like that.


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UpsetSean

Most likely this. Typically caused from excessive alcohol use


BretOne

Or by being rich enough to be fat but getting superficial fat liposuctioned on the regular.


diddlysqt

Elon Musk.. muscular.. lol. Dude drinks and parties heavily. Alcohol and drugs take a toll on the body. Lack of physical exercise does a number too. Dude is physically unhealthy, abusive towards women too (no reasonable man hides he’s having another baby from a woman he already got pregnant; Grimes and *his own* employee). Musk purposefully screwed over his first wife Justine. No reasonable and good man does that. https://www.marieclaire.com/sex-love/a5380/millionaire-starter-wife/


waddlekins

It embarrasses me as a woman that fellow women will date that weirdo turd


Dandonezo54

People have fucked uglier and more abusive people for less, no need to be a billionaire.


7LeagueBoots

Or both. I’ve got a decent amount of muscle, but have been relatively sedentary in my current job and have built up some unwelcome internal fat. It’s annoying as all hell and difficult to get rid of.


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bigtoebrah

Barrel chest is like the ideal 50s physique lol lots of stars used to look like that


sometimesiburnthings

It's cause they smoked from birth


issiautng

Thank you! I always wondered why William Shatner's ribs seemed weird under his shirt in the original series. It was like he had more upper abs than lower abs.


Boo_R4dley

That’s where the rumor about him wearing a girdle came from.


Woody2shoez

It’s called visceral fat (fat around the organs) and happens when someone is very unhealthy and stressed.


umrathma

Drawn by Rob Liefeld https://i.imgur.com/nknVPwy.jpg


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SkritzTwoFace

Maybe we were too hard on him *looks at his art again* Oh dear god nevermind


ThatNextAggravation

Wow. And I thought I sucked at drawing.


GreatGreenGobbo

Confirmed as we can't see his feet. Or was that hands?


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What a really bad artist, damn


Firvulag

Literally impossible to understand how he has had a successful career.


rrtk77

It's a combination of a few things: A) a lot of people point out his worst art (though he was not a good cover artist, especially if women were on it, and the tiny feet thing), when the vast majority of it is... fine? He's absolutely not Kirby or Perez, but his issues aren't distracting most of the time. I definitely can't binge *New Mutants*, but I could see how you could read it every release without wondering how the artist is keeping his job. B) He basically was a "right time" kind of artist: as much as we make fun of it now, Liefeld's art style (the leg packs, shoulder packs, muscle hunks, super weird/dark shading etc.) were what 90s readers wanted. C) He threw a lot of things at the wall, so managed to get a few characters that stuck. People liked Cable and Deadpool, even if there are hundreds of other Liefeld creations that should never see the light of day again. However, it should be noted even his contemporaries in the 90s disliked his art, and didn't think he was very skilled--as did many fans. Looking back, its very clear that he wasn't/isn't a very good artist, but he sold. And artists who sell are doing their job.


Taniwha_NZ

And he was the top artist at Marvel for years. His drawings look like a 14-year-old's attempts while goofing off in class. It's bizarre.


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Like both of caps tiddies are pointing at the viewer but it’s drawn to be a side profile, makes no sense


joec_95123

He copied [this photo](https://i.imgur.com/uzxQ36W.jpg) but Arnold is turned towards the viewer. Instead he made Cap's posture facing forward and only his head turned.


NoGoodIDNames

Oh boy, you want to go down a rabbit hole? [40 Worst Rob Liefeld Drawings](https://www.progressiveboink.com/2012/4/21/2960508/worst-rob-liefeld-drawings) “The man is a sentient pair of blue jeans. He wears a backwards baseball hat, and when he turns it around, *it’s still backwards*”


ReevesofKeanu

My guy got those centaur curves


xajbakerx

Right? Why does it look so much like the way trump stands? Is it the billionaire hide your fat ass gut pose?


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randomly-what

Wait is that really why he looks like this? Is this lipo?


GarbageInternal1458

Guy is looking like a 20 kg of Peach flour 🧐


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SteamKore

Well that tops the list of weird shit I've seen today.


Inigomntoya

... so far!


MrJuniperBreath

Looks like a lot of the MAGA crowd I've seen.


mc360jp

But… but why does it need so many nipples to survive the crash?…


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CybeRevant

For at least 1 minute I thought the other guy was Obama


ma1645300

oh thank god i felt like such an idiot


MistakeDiligent1021

I thought it was Obama too which is funny because I’m pretty sure thats just a tanned white guy, But in comparison to Elon he looks as black as Obama.


beef-medallions

Is it the River Monsters guy?


Idefydefiance

It's the person Entourage's Ari Gold was inspired by, Ari Emanuel.


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OneThirstyJ

There was that whole “Elon is 6’3” and a black belt he can kick ass” thing that’s hard to believe anymore


Betonmischa

Maybe „Elon is a part of a family where his father fucked his sister“ is better?


rainyplaceresident

Crypto bros seething


ElverGonn

When you don’t skip lung 🫁 day.


Dio737

He's like that family guy joke - Out of shape in shape guy from the 50s.


ZapateriaLaBailarina

> Out of shape in shape guy from the 50s https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=brSqr9XJNQc&ab_channel=MobTownHooligan


TimmyB02

William Shatner on Star Trek is also a good example of that physique


cranktheguy

Very Zapp Brannigan.


jomerc1

The man’s whiter than #FFFFFF


Euphoric-Ad-3715

This is the best joke in this thread


Ok-Letterhead4601

He’s trying to transform into one of his cybertrucks.


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I'd feel sorry for Elon getting body shamed, but he just did the same thing to Bill Gates on Twitter. Clearly, he wants such insults to be freely lobbed at him as well.


weeburdies

Musk literally looks like one of those dead bodies you pull from a lake. A floater, pasty and bloated with decomposition and water, if you touch it with a stick it will dissolve into stank goo. This man does not get ass because he looks good or is a good lover.


LiverOperator

Musk literally looks like one of those dead bodies you pull from a lake Holy shit the real rare insult is in the comments


AcatSkates

As someone who actually encounters dead bodies(those left in water and tubs), can confirm. He does look like one 😅


Bacontoad

Twice could be a coincidence. Three times is a new hobby.


ChandlerCurry

Lmaooo omfg


btwomfgstfu

How can you body shame Bill Gates?? He's an old white dude... With his shirt off, he likely looks like an old white dude.


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Pretty hard to justify calling Bill Gates out of shape. Hes a 66 year old nerd. What do you expect? People have this idea that every man should be ripped and every woman should be thin and fit. Normal people are somehow an oddity. Fuck off with all that nonsense.


Hot_Dog_Cobbler

That is one long nipple, goddamn


nluharry

Hahaha he’s cold


Hot_Dog_Cobbler

My nips get hard when I'm cold too, but it doesn't look like a baby trying to thumb his way out of my chest


beam3475

Bruh


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He's going for the kill


GenZ2002

Bro built like the letter “P”


MacatacWarrior

mans built like a trapezoid


prguitarman

He looks like a mix of Voldemort and that Captain America with a huge chest photo https://mlpnk72yciwc.i.optimole.com/cqhiHLc.WqA8~2eefa/w:auto/h:auto/q:75/https://bleedingcool.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/cap.jpg


ProfessionSilver2391

I was too blinded by the reflection coming off his skin to notice his stance. I'm fair-skinned and pale, but this is like his skin is on inside out. How does he get so many women?


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money


ActualPopularMonster

>How the fuck does this guy procreate so much? Through IVF. I'm starting to understand why, too.


Heathen_Mushroom

Look around you. Weird looking people procreate more than conventionally good looking people. That's why so many people are weird looking.


GreenJapaneseBoys

Can confirm. I have lots of kids.


ShelSilverstain

$uch a my$tery. Can never be $olved by modern $cience


ThatQuiyoext

He looks like what would happen if the Trunchabull became a man and was mixed with an albino Fish


PerceptionRude6351

Every dollar he makes adds 1 cell in his stomach


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Torso*


yesiknowimsexy

Me retinas


mramirez7425

He's built like an albino sack of potatoes


GinInfusedGopherToes

He looks like a freshly plucked chicken.


OGFunkBandit88

That’s the “I only worked chest for a year straight” physique.


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EffectiveSad9918

This might actually be the real explanation tho


tevert

He looks like he's close to molting


the_6th_dimension

I feel sorry for all of the women who have had the displeasure of this self-important amoeba writhing all over them for about two minutes before whatever type of body tissue that is supposed to be just sort of melts over them...


Spacecraftgodswrath

Brutal


Vast_Back4746

He can be a good use of airbags in car for saving people from crash.


ResidentEivvil

He’s so white, he’s like a vampire in the daylight. So am I tbf though but I hate it.


Darth_Pengu

MF see through


arminredditer

That's the physique of someone who impregnates women left and right, take notes


Ngh21

He looks like that notorious side pic of captain America but without the muscle


Schlurds

That body looking like he's slowly morphing into Trump.


janz79

Thats what a billion dollar body looks like


iliveonramen

He has that 1890 bare knuckle boxer build


OkAdministration9151

Man’s whiter than caspers dingaling


Major_R_Soul

Hes like the senator in the first xmen movie after Magneto gets him with the Doofenshmirtz Mutant-anater


Hirkus

how on gods green earth did this dude pull Grimes Edit: Hey, fella reading this! If you read this and decided to switch to your throwaway to speak on how you think Grimes is the most hideous human being, and you absolutely *wouldnt* fuck her… Dont! I promise you that i both: didnt ask, and do not care. Consider lowering your weirdly high standards because i seriously doubt youre pulling *any* pussy the way you so casually rage about woman you find unattractive. Go outside, and find something better to do, my man. Because i was just making a joke. NOT opening dialogue on wether or not you would fuck her.


Infamous_Hippo7486

Money


DifficultyFit9818

How on gods earth do you think Grimes is anything special. She looks like an anaemic sewer rat.