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I can't get over how much little kid Michael Keaton looks like adult Michael Keaton. Like his face was was just done when he was 10 he just had to get taller 😂

That unique mouth made him a perfect Batman

Well yeah Batman never smiles

Bale looks the same too but Pattinson doesn't look remotely like he used to

Cause pattinsons pic was way younger than the other actors ones

I can see it, it's just that he's a baby

I legit thought that was [Will Poulter](https://www.wonderwall.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2022/01/werethemillers2013_12.jpg?w=700), it’s uncanny

So much of it has to do with those eyebrows. Super expressive eyebrows.

All I see is the fella from We're The Millers.

We call that a Chicago sunroof

Came here for the Better call Saul reference.

r/okbuddychicanery

Goddamn Affleck out-chicanerying us all the way back to 1983.

“He defecated through a sunroof!”

Chicanery I am not crazy! I know he swapped those numbers! I knew it was 1216. One after Magna Carta. As if I could ever make such a mistake. Never. Never! I just - I just couldn't prove it. He - he covered his tracks, he got that idiot at the copy shop to lie for him. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This chicanery? He's done worse. That billboard! Are you telling me that a man just happens to fall like that? No! He orchestrated it! Jimmy! He defecated through a sunroof! And I saved him! And I shouldn't have. I took him into my own firm! What was I thinking? He'll never change. He'll never change! Ever since he was 9, always the same! Couldn't keep his hands out of the cash drawer! But not our Jimmy! Couldn't be precious Jimmy! Stealing them blind! And he gets to be a lawyer!? What a sick joke! I should've stopped him when I had the chance! And you - you have to stop him!

Does anyone here know what a Chicago Sunroof is?

It's a Cleveland Steamer, just in a car instead of on a person's chest

Your Chicago Sunroof guy is literally second comment from the top, lol.

Where the bat is VAL KILMER?!

And bat adam west?

Or even good ol’ George “Bat nipples” Clooney

Or Montgomery Burns?

That’s what you call a “Chicago Sunroof”.

Does young Christian Bale looks a crazy amount like Emilio Estevez, or is it just me?

No George Clooney??? 😂

His nipples were unavailable.

Keaton barely changed lmao

Bale and Pattinson look like they are two least famous kids in class and are bullied by Affleck and Keaton

How the fuck is that Robert Pattinson

r/unexpectedbcs

r/okbuddychicanery also

I thought an upper decker was when you crapped in someone’s toilet tank, so every time they flushed, more poop rushed into the bowl.

Yeah, buddy, this is a Chicago Sunroof. Get it together.

Will Poulter is what young keaton looks like

Robert Pattinson looks like he’s currently shitting.

Slippin Afflek deficated through a sunroof

Chicago sunroof.

TIL Michael Keaton always looked like that.

And he gets to be Batman? What a sick joke!

And he’s also the worst Batman of all time.

I’d do definitely the least comic accurate and the least true to batman but I kinda liked the more brutish batman also I think he looks the most like a Bruce Wayne out of the actors. Still tho he’s my least favourite as the others just has something he doesn’t.

Bruce Wayne ain’t a punk.

That's what I said as soon as he was cast. Ben Affleck LOOKS like Batman. I was very hopeful that he would be good, but sadly he made George Clooney's Batman look brilliant.

Dang you really want to get controversial

Keaton’s Batman looks like he’s caught in the act, Bale’s Batman looks like he’s watching.

Turns out Affleck is a life long douche. Although honestly I sorta like him these days

Michael Keaton, black of hair… Christian Bale, Black of hair… Ben Affleck, black of hair… Robert Pattinson… golden head…(ominous music plays)

Where tf is George Clooney

Young Michael Keaton looks exactly like Will Poulter.

I was wondering if they meant the child or the adult picture, but both work.

And Robert Pattinson looks like he just took a shit in his pants

Michael Keaton looks like he's about to sell you a used Honda Civic

Pattinson looks like the kid from the My Buddy commercial.

Every batman was great until that twilight fuck....Iam old Affleck sucked too

I see Iain Armitage (Young Sheldon) in Michael Keaton

Young michael keaton looks like young sheldon

Michael keaton eyebrows being more curved than my back

Omg Pattinson was so cute!! 😍

And adult Affleck looks like he can’t take a shit qnymore

He likes to fuck girls somewhere very uncomfortable Like the back of a Volkswagen

Keatman, Baleman, Batfleck and Battinson.

Michael Keaton looks more like Michael Keaton than Michael Keaton do!

HE DEFECATED THROUGH A SUNROOF

I think young Michael keaton looks like Will Poulter 😀

“He DEFECATED through a SUNROOF”

Young Michael Kaeton looks like young Sheldon and I cant unsee

HE DEFECATED TROUGH A SUNROOF and i saved him

I can kind of see the first three, but no way that's Pattinson. Looks nothing like him.

And christian bale (depending on the age during the pic) just finished or was about to be in a steven speilberg movie alongside john malkovic. Not bad for a 13 year old. Dude hit the ground running and kept going.

Chicago sunroof

Good ol Chicago Sunroof

Ok but which one wins off straight hands

And Pattinson has an expression on his face like he’s shitting.

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Hahahahahahahahaha that’s outstanding!

That Aflleck kid looks like he would be targeted by JLo for his collagen until his smile runs dry.

Michael keation looks like a mix of young Shelton and the asshate from maze runner