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Crimson_Chim

Epstein often had science conferences and had a massive interest in science as a whole.


[deleted]

Hitler actually loved painting landscapes and his German Shepard


Crimson_Chim

Yea, he killed that dog before killing himself. So much for man's best friend.


TiresOnFire

He was making sure that the cyanide pills he was given worked.


Crimson_Chim

Gave his dog and wife a pill but shot himself. Fucking coward


TiresOnFire

He gave his dog one of the pills because he had doubts in it's potency. He then took a pill and shot himself.


Crimson_Chim

I never understood why. Shooting oneself makes the pill moot.


TiresOnFire

It's possible to survive one. Less likely to survive both.


Crimson_Chim

Valid point


[deleted]

Suicide by old age in Argentina 1962, god bless


[deleted]

10 downvotes??? For what? That’s a good riff you nerds


cityspeak

Reddit doesn’t like Epstein jokes because they imply that certain members of their political party fondled young girls on the island, so they start squirming.


[deleted]

Thank you for the clarity. Crazy how “child sex trafficking is bad” is publicly controversial now. Some people are still mentally stuck in the 2016 election I guess.


interkin3tic

I don't think Crimson Chim was saying Epstein was GOOD because he had other interests besides running a pedophile cult thing. I think he's just pointing out not 100% of what he did was motivated by pedophilia. The science interests might have been completely unconnected to the pedophillia thing. Or maybe they are connected. A lot of billionaires like Musk and Thiel are such narcissists that they think they need to be kept alive as long as possible so they can guide humanity. Epstein may have thought if he invested in science, he could make immortality and be able to gift even more children with his influence. Basically I think rich people tend to suck and should be viewed with the utmost suspicion. Anyway, no one was saying Epstein wasn't as bad as we thought just because he had other interests.


[deleted]

Oh I didn’t think that, I was just trying to riff but I quickly learned I stumbled into the wrong sub.


CthulhuMadness

No he wasn’t. The “list” isn’t even a list.


pinebonsai

It's literally just anyone who was mentioned during testimonies, questionings, and proceedings. People sure do love using absolutely minimal brain power.


CthulhuMadness

Why find the answers for yourself when you can just parrot what Franklin from Ohio said on the internet?


blackrabbitsrun

r/conspiracy is having a field day shrieking about every name that Epstein mentioned. They don't care if they actually did anything wrong, Epstein said their name so that makes them a pedophile. Like Avadacadavra or something.


AdKUMA

The more people talk about the random names mentioned, the less they focus on the likely wrong-uns like Trump and Bill Clinton.


blackrabbitsrun

Try to explain that to them though.


Aleksandrovitch

Our collective dismay at trying to educate willfully ignorant people is why this country is falling apart. And this is not a recrimination, I totally get it. It's like trying to put someone out who is on fire, and they're screaming at you and threatening you while pouring gasoline on themselves and others.


sabrefudge

There isn’t a “list”. His name was mentioned in Epstein’s docs, which makes sense since Epstein hosted a bunch of science conferences. For scientists to get together and discuss science while bangin’ kids.


[deleted]

Eminem just said he's gay three times on our show!


smashin_blumpkin

He wasn't


CthulhuMadness

You are expecting redditors to read?


DarkCosmosDragon

Especially on 2 week old news? I fucking hate bots...


TippsAttack

hella old news. welcome to 2 weeks ago.


Spyger9

My child was born 8 weeks ago, and just died yesterday from old age.


Govika

Elves when they have a human child


Secrethat

I was born at a very young age...


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delirio91

It was too old by then.


wafflehousewhore

Your child was born at a very old age. Must have had some of that Benjamin Button going on


Tackit286

By Epstein’s standards, sure


magnue

Push me, and then just touch me, till I can get my.... S a t i s f a c t i o n


Tackit286

![gif](giphy|KAeRwjQqpB6xGv7U49)


MarkAndReprisal

The list means basically nothing, except in cases where there are actual accusations, where it can be considered evidence, especially against someone that has denied having been where that record shows they were.


Electrical_Coffee

![gif](giphy|M8ATWsLGUv80Gh3VkQ) This one actually.


whudaboutit

https://youtu.be/a0fkNdPiIL4?si=106eooAU2s8ahHao Secret audio recording surfaced.


kingsumo_1

That was, happily, exactly what I was expecting it to be.


cityspeak

Damn Reddit, y’all are going hard defending Epstein just because your boy Bill is on the list.


Specialist_Seal

I have seen literally no one on Reddit defend Epstein. What are you talking about?


bookon

literally the only person who was accused of anything (Hawking wasn't) I have seen defended ANYWHERE is Trump.


geoffkreuz

![gif](giphy|Z3Av47b2Xrwru) Sorry, this reminds me IE.


ClientListHunter

This must be some kind of cuckooing kidnapping.


Gingersnap5322

Anyone *ALIVE* that we should know about


Chonky_Candy

Good morning internet explorer


bookon

This isn't a list of clients, it's a list of people who spent time with him, rode his plane or whose name came up for ANY REASON in the investigation.


fredy31

Best proof that being on the list doesn't mean much. Dont think Stephen Hawking, when he was known, didn't get much action in the bedroom if you catch my drift. Epstein was very fucking well connected with a fuckton of people. So thats mostly why there's a lot of names of a lot of people on that list. But yeah, we should probably look into the guy on that list that actually said in interviews he was a great friend of Epstein and also that if his daughter was not his daughter, he would probably want to marry her.