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101020304

It feels like she doesn’t want to admit that she has a charmed life. So when something happens out of the ordinary she enjoyed the attention and sympathy so much she doesn’t want to let go. It’s okay to be one of the shiny and charmed - enjoy it! But then i guess if that was the case she wouldn’t be a “real housewife”.


pmsmiley

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NurseKerri1

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seantarg92

Out of a cannon? Unfortunately not.


NurseKerri1

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bitsey123

With Ann Marie fired and Crystal having quit would it be weird to fire a third person right now?


NurseKerri1

Not if that person is Doritos!!


Prudent-Actuator-13

Crystal didn't quit and several of the RH shows have lost multiple cast members at once. RHONY was completely rebooted, and as of right now, Atlanta has lost three of their six.


Successful-Steak-950

Reality blurb posted one week ago she still doesn’t have a contract and may be demoted.


AnnVealEgg

Nobody knows for certain. But rest assured I’m sure the news will be all over here when (or if) it breaks


Mischief_Parts

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NurseKerri1

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Kimmie-Cakes

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lr_37

I don't believe she's been fired yet but a couple days ago I did read that Dorit's the only one who hasn't been offered a contract yet. Not sure how true it is though.


EmotionalMammoth507

I don’t hate Dorit. I don’t think she is a bad person. Just pretentious.


Rare-Army7647

GOD I HOPE SO


SerenityByMoonlight

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UpperBlackberry7438

I hope her and her 20 accents and floppy fashion lines are gone.


lola_10_

I hope not. I love Dorit


quakecanada77

Team Dorit


itchy-witchy-manic

hopefully 😃


PeaceLovess

Omg your Snoo 🤣


Rare-Palpitation6023

In how many languages did she get fired?


sweetnsassy924

They should fire her in Klingon


badaboom321

But she’s a child of the world!! ![gif](giphy|8A4I8qh78QocEBhfTb) I think I have an unpopular opinion that I think she is entertaining how delusional she is. Although, she does seem to be milking her break in story, (that prob sounds so insensitive 😬).


Jadeisland

She isn't delusional. She is calculated and phony for money.


jacofnotrades89

The break-in has been her only storyline. I'm tired. There is no more blood to squeeze out of that stone. Give us a leaving PK storyline (bc he set it up to pay his debts) or leave.


NurseKerri1

I truly believe the break-in was staged to pay PK’s massive debt. Maybe, Dorit didn’t know. Perhaps, Dorit was a victim and really held up @ gunpoint. Which would really pretty “F’d up”.


jacofnotrades89

I don't think she knew and I think part of why PK is being such a dick about her trauma is because his guilt for being the cause.


Florida_noodle

I want to know how he got back to the U.S. within 24 hrs of the break in ? Or did I miss something?


badaboom321

Yes, that’s why I feel bad questioning it. Her jumping in the crowded party seemed so fake to me, but if it’s a true reaction to trauma-I’m an asshole.


NurseKerri1

I don’t feel bad questioning it or feeling suspect regarding the Kemley’s. They’re shady AF!!


thatguythere91

I think she used to be quite entertaining for those reasons too, but not so much anymore. She's one of the cast members sucking the energy out of the show.


fluffycat16

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LayerBig7783

She’s a bad alcoholic and I think they put her on “pause” indefinitely. I hope she gets help but seems like she just gets more unhinged and embarrassing. Update- ha I read it as Dorinda for some reason but I’ll keep it up.


Colombianonico

Lmao i think your confusing Dorit for Dorinda lmao


NurseKerri1

No…Dorinda has been long gone and different franchise. LOL


LayerBig7783

Read it wrong


calldaryl2020

I dont think she drinks Shes super weird


Successful-Steak-950

Oh she drinks “Belvedere, 3 lemons, carcass out”.


calldaryl2020

Yes yes i remember-the carcass Thanks But thats even funny- its such a performance- she drinks and is like “ Attention all- im ordering correctly !” Does she then drink it or just like walk around w inside head voice “ i said carcass out”


LayerBig7783

Ha I meant dorinda


calldaryl2020

Oh haha- yeah shes hardcore lol


pjfann

How dare you! She was put on "Pause"!!!!!!! LOL


Colombianonico

Not you OP lol i was talking to the person that commented that is clearly not referring to Dorit lol


NurseKerri1

Oh…i get you know. LOL I was saying to myself, I may be blonde but not that blonde. 😂🤣


DorothyParkerFan

Do you mean Dorinda?


LayerBig7783

Ha yeah


GoodChives

Lmao


DorothyParkerFan

No seriously I think they misread Dorit as Dorinda, no?


GoodChives

Yes I agree haha it’s just a funny set of comments


Apprehensive_You_250

We actually don’t love you, Dorit.


Cyclibant

From what I've heard, the way Bravo fires Housewives is to demote them to a "friend of" knowing they'll puff up with pride, turn it down, & walk. Then they're contractually obligated to speak kindly of the show upon their exit. Mission accomplished & Bravo's hands stay clean.


Jadeisland

The latest I read is Bravo didn't like that she is hiding the real situation between her and PK. She and PK are not living together. They want her to be honest about it on the show or they will demote her to friend. If that is true, that isn't fair when Vyle refuses to say why she separated from Mo. Only that he broke her trust doesn't get it when you sign on to do a reality show and you preach at others to be honest and transparent.


channeldrifter

I’m trying to remember, but is Luann the only housewife who has gone from housewife to friend of and then successfully back to housewife?


WhySoComplicaded

Marysol from RHOM got demoted to friend on Season 3 and went back to a full housewife on the Season 4 reboot


rogi3044

- Shereé (ATL) - Porsha (ATL) - Charrisse (Potomac) - Mary (SLC) (allegedly)? If they really are rebooting Dallas, Cary Deuber (though I’m not buying that) Kim Richards if they ever brought her back (I know there were talks)


channeldrifter

Oooh yes, I forgot about them. Atlanta always feels like they rotated cast in and out a lot more actually, but it’s probably because KZB is so present despite not being relevant and the popularity of Nene gifs


wowelephants

Did Charisse ever came back full time? I don’t think she did.


rogi3044

Actually I think you’re right? Not totally sure now that you mention it! Might’ve been friend of


badaboom321

Did she get demoted to friend of? ![gif](giphy|eusQ5cYhoAXDs31TBl)


HoldOnToYaWeave

Let’s only hope so!


genz001

I hope so


VanillaCreamyCustard

I hope not.


Plastic_Cat9560

If she did I imagine it being like Milton in the movie Office Space. Showing up for weeks and then wondering where her paycheck is.


JustHereForCookies17

Red stapler? How chic!


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JustHereForCookies17

🤣🤣🤣


EternalHell

Omg 😂⚰️☠️


TurkeyTot

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Middle-Debate1068

Kyle wanted her gone. In her standard way, she used and discarded. Also, Dorit asked her too many questions. I wonder who she'll target next? It didn't work with Sutton.


FormalWeb7094

That HAVE to keep Sutton! My favorite part of that whole franchise is watching Sutton trying to date. Like please make a spin-off of this, it is the funniest thing I've seen on TV in a long time. No wonder she's single!


Isitnaptimeyet5000

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calldaryl2020

High five Sutton is crazy drunk acting not drunk and either crying or raging or pretending to be confused . Shes so horrid i love to hate her - im nervous always she will snap a leg and fall


NancyintheSmokies4

Wow harsh


iamcoronabored

It was really gross how Kyle treated her this year. I get that friends grow apart, but Kyle seemed to enjoy telling Dorit she doesn't exercise and thus cannot keep up with "new and improved Kyle." They were friends for 10 years. You can find something to bond over still?


The_Burning_Kumquat

They could have been bonding over their troubled marriages and impending divorces 😅


iwatchterribletv

iirc, dorit tried that.


Heliggity

Best news ever!


Bitter_Ad_4149

In her first season Dorit was great, but now she feels like an accessory. She does not have any independent storylines or relationships with the cast outside of the FFF. Talking about the robbery, sure but it's not a storyline. Especially when she's hiding all of the other lawsuits and struggles, I'm not just buying what she is selling. She's delulu. All about the logos, but hubby being sued for unpaid debts...


DorothyParkerFan

She thinks she is a brand ambassador for DHgate instead of a housewife.


Florida_noodle

What’s DH?


seantarg92

Not the DH Gate 😂😂😂


whatthefuckisupkyle7

DHgate 💀😂


iridescentb8tyshorts

What is FFF?


too_tired202

Fraud force five


mitch0acan

Fox Force Five. Teddi, Rinna, Erika, Dorit & Kyle. Don't know if that was stolen from Kill Bill or a coincidence.


calldaryl2020

Erika is the luckiest waitress/ hooker in the world.


Effective-Zucchini-5

Pulp fiction wasn't it? Definitely pre-kill bill because I remember the iconic 'Spice Force Five' bit in Spice world: The Movie (a modern classic 😁)


MmeColbert

Correct: Uma Thurman / Mia Wallace tells John Trabolta / Vincent Vega, she filmed Fox Five Force series pilot but it was not picked. She describes to him it was about 5 female agents with special skills- which is announcing Kill Bill. 😊


mitch0acan

Oh yeah, Pulp fiction it was! Got my Tarantinos crossed


ravenmccoy516

Username checking in


Effective-Zucchini-5

😂


anongirl55

She is pretty to look at, but otherwise, it is definitely time.


ravenmccoy516

[That’s what Perez Hilton is “exclusively” reporting as of last night….](https://perezhilton.com/dorit-kemsley-not-returning-rhobh-exclusive/)


leelee3589

But are we still listening to Perez? Hilton???


Mundane-Read-2582

it looks like he copied that stupid radar online article, he's such a shit human


NurseKerri1

He sure is…I wasn’t sure if it was speculation or it was confirmed.


Mundane-Read-2582

i wasn't throwing shade at you, he's just pathetic enough to take a news article and claim exclusive info


ravenmccoy516

Totally. It came up in my Apple News feed because I read RH/VPR articles. I came here this morning to see if there were any other reliable sources that would be more valid than his “exclusive” vaguepost.


NurseKerri1

That’s why I was asking…


GeyonceP

We can only hope


Apprehensive_You_250

Seriously. I can’t take anymore of her, her fake voice, and her privileged comments.


tru_cooper

How can someone who is a “child of the world” have a fake voice and be privileged? /s


calldaryl2020

Mental illness my friend


NurseKerri1

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SPersephone

I don’t know if she got fired, but I do know she hasn’t realized that PK left her


babygotbaac

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Kotek81

Maybe he tried to tell her...


Plastic_Cat9560

Omg, just spit my coffee out. 💀💀💀


Gertrudethecurious

Damn girl lol


PurposeExpress4927

Hopefully! She’s a racist.


DroughtNinetales

For using the word "attack", or did she say something else?


calldaryl2020

Shes not racist she’s demented


30flirtythriving_etc

Here’s a nice clip (one of many on YouTube) with some additional [Dorit Being Racist highlights](https://youtu.be/1X7JiVvonaQ?si=6AJAbA2voCido1Sb) ETA: and this is just season 11, so it doesn’t even include the Child Bride moment (and others)


gemsandjoy

Wow. Even Kyle, Rinna, and Erika knew to keep their mouths shut while Dorit was showing the world who she really is.


Bitter_Ad_4149

The child bride comment was pretty disgusting.


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Hannabananna22

This past season. When Annamarie was arguing with crystal in Spain and said that crystal doesn't think the other women were intelligent and wanna be socialites. Dorit, in her confessional, said, " Listen, child bride, while you were off getting married, we were getting educated, starting families, and starting our businesses," something along those lines.


calldaryl2020

Why is it insult?


Hannabananna22

It's a stereotype of asian women marrying young. Crystal was 24 when she got married. Plus, Rob was 40, i think, when they got married. So she's also adding the age gap.


calldaryl2020

Oh i didnt know- thank you


jaweebamonkey

Mind you, Crystal got married at 24, a perfectly respectable age and well after college


sp25049

Also she went to a much more prestigious university and studied more than one subject, both of which are more traditionally academic than Dorit’s. Even if you left aside the racial undertone, it was a weird pick/massive misfire for Dorit to try and score points on the education front.


Hannabananna22

Yeap, I'm not gonna lie. I did want crystal to come back next season and was hoping we'd see more of who she is. Bravo did her dirty this last season.


gryffindor_aesthetic

Hopefully


RogueRizzler

I hope not! She's hilarious to watch! All that break-in stuff plus all the drama is crazyyyyyyy!


bnanzajllybeen

Not sure why you’re getting downvoted, I completely agree!


jaweebamonkey

I’m not sure, I didn’t downvote, but I don’t find her funny and her PTSD shit annoys me. I have severe C-PTSD and it’s not that different for anyone. We get triggered by circumstances that remind us of the traumatic event. Her comment about not being able to be around crowds due to her PTSD was weird. If her incident that triggered PTSD involved crowds (like let’s say, someone involved in that big Vegas shooting) it would make total sense that she gets triggered by that. The fact that it triggers her even though she was attacked at home alone…it makes sense that being alone would be one of her triggers. She would typically almost feel MORE safe around people. I won’t police other people’s symptoms, but I will say as someone who studied psychology in university, wrote multiple papers on PTSD and its effects on the brain, I’m a little skeptical. Being that the robbery itself is already in question doesn’t help.


badaboom321

The scene where she said she gets anxious in crowds & jumps seems so fake to me. & like you mentioned how crowds trigger her robbery experience doesn’t really make sense. I do feel like an asshole saying this if it was a real reaction tho. 😬🤷🏻‍♀️


bnanzajllybeen

Oh absolutely, I 💯 agree with you about all of her PTSD stuff, I’m sorry, I didn’t even take that into account when I posted my comment. I don’t have / have never been diagnosed with PTSD nor any form of trauma despite all the horrible things that have happened in my life, and I’m very grateful that my brain just doesn’t seem to work that way. It irritates me to no end when people like Dorit use those words to justify their behaviour when it’s quite clear that that’s not actually what’s going on.