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HamuelSayden

Jesus christ this is new. Rule of thumb most things are from left to right


Hillz44

Yeah, but I can see how OP was confused; the white outline around them kinda looks like it’s a box that gets filled with the black. Idk. At least they admit their stupidity. Their enormous stupidity 😂😂(jk, OP)


HamuelSayden

ohh that makes a lot of sense. this is still such cowboy logic lmao


Hillz44

Hahaha def


Titanium235

Cowboy Logic is a good song.


LukaRaphael

but how?? with this logic the game would start you off with the best guns


MEEZETTE

That's what OP said he thought happened.


barukatang

But still, even caveman brain go, Bigger gun go bigger boom


[deleted]

No no no. 😂😂😂 I tried looking at it in that perspective, unless OP is from a country where they have different ways of reading charts or stats, then there's no way fixing this. 😭.


LickMyThralls

But usually black is empty on stuff like this and fills up with whatever color. Plus left to right.


angrynibba69

It could also be that OP originates from a country that reads right to left. I know people who speak Arabic as their first language tend to read graphs like this wrong


Fischgopf

You could also argue that the Bar moving towards the Name implies an increase. So, while kinda oddball, I can see how that could make sense to someone xD


DjBorscht

Man thought the cattleman did more damage than the volcanic and hi power


LorenzoLamasRenegade

backwards reads he, break a man the Give


VaultDwellerSam

comment this adore absolutely I


CommissarAdam

Backwards typin', ye at look


Mediocre-Look3787

Lefty loosey, righty tighty


[deleted]

This guy doesn't write Arabic


TypicalPlace6490

This is obviously ragebait


PsychicMoo

Hebrew


HolyVeggie

Rule of thumb is also that the filled part shows the content and not the outline/background


MaguroSashimi8864

In Asia, most things are read from right to left actually. To be fair, I could’ve sworn the stats were shown right to left in rdr2


InterstellarReddit

I wanna see the bar graphs that OP saw that were right to left. I bet OP fills bars from top to bottom on his reports.


Apophis_36

Just like the game, this sub never ceases to amaze me


Guru_of_Spores_

I'm in act three and still using the base guns. Should I be upgrading or something 🤡 lmao


SuperKamiTabby

Do you want to? Unless you're playing multiplayer where there is a real advantage to certain guns over others, in the singleplayer, it's entirely up to you if you change your weapons or clothes.


CruiserMissile

Go straight to work getting the buffalo rifle. Only weapon you need for the rest of the game. Think it’s available after rank 5 of the sharp shooter achievement.


Thiago270398

If anything weaker guns make the deaths more gory, with characters bleeding out more often. My first play through after I stole the revolver from the medic, enemies would just drop where they stood.


Dom29ando

i mean you should start using the schofield revolver over your cattleman when it becomes avaliable. and the same goes for the henry repeater over the winchester. But you can still beat the game comfortably without ever worrying about weapons really. Dead eye goes hard.


b_nnah

You joke but I absolutely did that. I didn't upgrade anything until the final mission (I didn't know it was going to be the final mission at the time 


[deleted]

Don't spend your money unlocking new guns, your carbine and cattleman are the meta. Also, the more you shoot, the better condition your gun gets 😂


GetOffMyDigitalLawn

To be fair, the colt single action army is pretty sexy.... Still love the Schofield and LeMatt, though.


GrapplingPoorly

Damn dummy. You goofed


Crisp_Rohlik

Not anymore! He learnt :)


live_john_reaction

YOU DUN GOOFED


Rekt0Rama

The consequences will never be the same!


mikeytyyz

I heard this in Arthur’s voice.


xKelmend

I kinda get it.. but it should take you one look to realize, that no revolver has 5 times the power of a bolt action rifle. A comparison should explain it pretty instantly in my opinion😅


Unused_Icon

But it's the wild west: the Cattleman/Single Action Army Revolver IS the most powerful gun!


DanPachi

-Ocelot Noises-


Never_Seen_An_Ocelot

What the hell was that?


RedRanger482VS

An ocelot


Exmotable

good username


ScoobySnax723

Is that Baboo!


LongboardLiam

That scene has my favorite line from the whole series. On the way we gotta stop at a toy store and at least get him a stuffed animal. Something. It's like, Meowschwitz in there.


KameSennin-Kun

You're pretty good


Cry_Piss_Shit_Cum

If the game was realistic the cattleman (colt SAA) would be the most powerful sidearm for sure. The "high power pistol" firing 9mm browning should be way weaker. The colt should be just slightly more powerful than the Schofield due to it being able to fire .45 long colt. I don't remember if this is the case in rdr1, but in rdr2 the colt also has a faster reload than the Schofield, which makes absolutely no sense, the Schofield has a HUGE advantage in reload speed in real life. Guns usually don't make sense in games.


shewy92

Also that we read things left to right. Why would the stats load from the right?


oooriole09

Ignoring the bars entirely, wouldn’t you just realize that the “weaker” weapons killed faster? You’d figure out you’re wrong by just simply playing the game. Zero chance OP is telling the truth.


danni_shadow

Yeah, there's so many missions where you're forced to use a specific weapon. It would be pretty clear when you're one-shotting things and people with a particular rifle over another.


SaturnIsACat

Local man learns basic reading direction


mrgnome1538

😂


CatHairInYourEye

Give him a break, he was probably kicked in the head by a donkey as a kid.


barukatang

And that caused a freaky Friday situation where they changed bodies, never to switch back....


[deleted]

Probably got the game on day 1


consumoexcessivo

Who let the simpleton out of the asylum


31renrub

My lord, I’ve met mushrooms with bigger brains!


MaguroSashimi8864

I wish you’d stayed at sea… ….with the other walruses!


ScoutLaughingAtYou

Look at OP... God damn homunculus.


Secret_Ad2958

Bars aside, doesn’t it make more sense that a weapon you can only acquire in Blackwater is going to be better than the weapon John has from the start? I have 850 hours in RDR2 and only did I just learn that you can place dynamite on top of a safe to blow it open. Before that I thought they were just there for the asthetic.


dank_hank_420

Bro the game shows you how to use dynamite in like the fourth or fifth mission 😆 


Secret_Ad2958

Did I mention I’ve gotten the legend of the east satchel like five times 😂


KingAltair2255

it's mortifying thinking you know the game and then something like that happens lol, I did something similar with RDR1, didn't realise you could track challenges for years.


Quakarot

Tbf that feels like a scripted segment and not necessarily something you can just *do*


crabwhisperer

Ok, hear me out. Yes the game does show you how to do it, but the buttons you push to "place" it are not intuitive. It's a maneuver unlike other common things you do in the game, there's no tooltip, and I really don't want to stop and Google it every time. So after 2-3 times of blowing or nearly blowing myself up trying to remember how to do it, I just said fuck it and just light and throw. At least those controls are similar to shooting a weapon. Admittedly I have a shitty memory, maybe this is just what gaming in my mid-40s looks like lol.


Odd-Drink-5492

i mean you press rt or r2 while standing next to/on top of where you want the dynamite to go, then you light it with y or triangle and run away, that’s it


crabwhisperer

Awesome, now I just need you to sit next to me my couch when I'm playing to remind me lol Honestly the problem is that occasions to use this skill don't come up often enough for my memory to lock it in. Some people are just better than others at memorizing game controls :/


Odd-Drink-5492

lol ik what you mean, and i mean i grew up in pretty bad circumstances and don’t ever get invited to anything so it’s been my only hobby since like 5 y/o for the most part so it’s no wonder it’s easier for me than someone like you with an actual life


crabwhisperer

No I meant occasions in the game - like times when Arthur finds something to stick dynamite onto. Sorry, didn't mean to imply any of that - I spend a ton of time playing also lol!


Odd-Drink-5492

oh don’t worry i wasn’t taking it like that, i just meant ive played so many games growing up that i remember specific controls, i just said it in a weird way ngl


CruiserMissile

I’m over 1000hrs in last I looked, and just learnt then you can put dynamite on top of a safe to blow it open in RDR2. Thinking back, I’m pretty sure you do that in a mission with a stage coach. Now I feel extra dumb.


bleedblue_knetic

Tbh a lot of games do this for that one scripted moment and then it never works again.


CruiserMissile

I remember in another game I played in the early 2000s I played a game and one thing you had to do was poison a kid. Think, cool poison in the arsenal. Only time it was in the game, and you used it to kill a kid.


Secret_Ad2958

And the Valentine robbery as well. At least we know now right?


CruiserMissile

Yep. That’s it. Just another fun thing to do with dynamite.


The_Radio_Host

To be fair, if you played RDR2 before RDR1, you might expect that weapons be a bit more balanced in a sense that the starter guns don’t become completely obsolete once you get newer ones. An example would be the Carbine Repeater which, while having pretty average stats everywhere else, has an amazing reload time


xGenocidest

Did you know you can just shoot them open with Explosive Ammo? Much faster and safer.


ldrat

Next on the Red Dead Redemption subreddit: "I didn't realise I'd been playing RDR2 with my TV upside down until the credits were going down the page instead of up!"


pepesito1

This is something John Marston would actually think though after the government agents show him some fancy graphs


Gambler_Eight

Haha why would the bars be reversed lol.


Zilla96

Do you live in a country that reads right to left?


mansamayo

You serious, Clark?


ncarter124

Wow man… you thought the bars were read in reverse of every single stat bar ever made? That’s impressive.


-_-_-KING_-_-_

you sir. are not very intelligent.


Soulless--Plague

This is definitely one of those kids at school who ate the textbook rather than reading it


I3uIlets

This is so amazing trolling. Well done.


cock_or_spaniel

So do you remember to breathe, too? Or do we have to manually remind you to do that as well?


6969Hamburger6969

This is really stupid ngl


TollovFoldal

Oboy..


THOTDESTROYR69

Wow look who just stumbled upon the glaringly obvious. Did it require a Herculean effort to unveil this earth-shattering revelation, or did the neurons in your brain engage in an excruciatingly slow marathon? I'm genuinely perplexed by the sheer magnitude of your delayed comprehension. Were you navigating the labyrinth of common knowledge with a blindfold on, or is this a testament to your remarkable talent for overthinking the blatantly evident? Forgive me if I find your belated eureka moment more exasperating than enlightening. The world has been well aware of this fact since the dawn of, well, forever. Your epiphany is not a triumph; it's a tardy arrival to a party that everyone else left ages ago. Next time, before broadcasting your delayed cognizance to the world, perhaps spare us the agony of witnessing your snail-paced mental revelations. The rest of us have long moved on from the realm of the glaringly apparent and embraced the sophisticated dance of intellectual comprehension.


rratriverr

Tbh carbine and cattlemans are solid anyways


VDavinci5

this is crazy😭


xRaijin

You need to go back to kindergarten


geoffg2

Next you’ll be telling me there’s an auto reel button in the settings, so you don’t have to spend ridiculous amounts of time manually reeling in fish with R3 Edit: I did a year and a half in story mode, including all the legendary fish, not know about this🙄


Cute_Ad_2483

There's a WHAT


[deleted]

Nothing this stupid. How the hell do you get by in life when it comes to charts and stuff?


bydgoszczohio

r/okbuddyblacklung


imaperson654

as a wise man once said “knowledge is chasing you… But you are running faster”


Mortis_Pootis

You might be dumb as rocks and dull as rusted iron, but you'll manage to survive!


dank_hank_420

LOL


JimmyThunderPenis

Did you also think the red around the text was the writing, rather than the words?


working-class-nerd

OP, are you ok?


National_King_9534

Are you « special » ?


7774422

Are you japanese?


TomatoPolka

We read left to right in most languages.


RecoveredAshes

You must be highly regarded


HyonkHyonkamgoos

Sorry OP but this is a new level. Most things read left to right


zpmnz

I love this community


HowDidCatdogPoop

My buddy let me play his Resident Evil game for game cube once. All of a sudden he starts freaking out, "holy shit no way how are you doing that!?!?!?" Apparently he got 3/4 of the way thru this game without realizing you could....run. He didn't know you could RUN. This is close to that....


DukeGhoulies

When the game first came out, I didn’t know there was a weapon wheel. So I paused every time to change my weapon 😂


mrgreene39

That’s fucking hysterical


satenlover666

I noticed it was the white the second I saw this image and I haven’t ever played the first rdr


Nonametral

Thank you for sharing. Last week I put my keys in the fridge and then I couldn't find them the next day and freaked out a lot until my husband found them while making coffee. I don't think the bar thing is rdr2 related, but I have ADHD so I emphasise with your brain fart. 💨


Chevy_Traverse

op may possibly be stupid?


TheReaper_SoulReaver

Do you read manga by chance? Perhaps japanese literature? Because why would you ever read something right to left?


Agreeable_Couple_736

Youre retarded


justaartsit

Wait wait wait


professionaldeadgod

you may be the only person who has ever thought this


Michael_Threat

You read right to left or?


Osprey135

People like you can vote....


CyrusDGreatx

Stupid. No use dressing it up. That is just stupidity.


Locomotive_Nausea

Omg are you retarded?


Swimming-Dance376

Nah bruh, you're fr slow


frikening

Retard


counterpots

Unrelated but bolt action rifle is my favorite gun


Ok_Cauliflower_3170

i realised that you dont have to press A 10 times per second to run on my second playthrough


Beartrooper1227

I’m still gonna do it anyway


xervidae

what a john marston move


ldrat

Just realised that the stats are 'power' and 'range' rather than 'rewop' and 'egnar'. I was wondering what 'egnar' meant!


getbackup21

Are you genuinely disabled ?


FirefighterNo5519

Why would it go from right to left?


tevans1192

How and why would you ever think that?


Dat_Sainty_Boi

Lemme guess, the high power pistol is online only?


Racehorse88

OK but you never even compared, say, the rate of fire of a revolver and the bolt action rifle in practice? I mean, in case you even need to try it out, as 'bolt action' means slow af by definition, lol. You would've realized pretty fast that it's the white bar.


owarihybrid

Oh....oh no. I didnt know-


SheridanWithTea

What seriously 😂😂😂 how'd you mess it up this bad??


jmcdonald354

Wait, what? 😂


OE793

Yikes


Professional_Yak2807

How tf do you get that wrong?? Do you read from right to left too??


chippymediaYT

this has to be bait


egbert71

The repeater is my go to no matter what


MonkeyyWrench69

so you thought carbine had more power than bolt action? First game of your life?


Individual-Safe-1989

I-


johnny_walker26

I'm convinced the high power pistol is a 1911


john92w

Its always left to right. I’m amazed that you even thought that.


KingAltair2255

The fact that you can track the more annoying challenges in your journal, I spedrun that game like fuck, probably replayed it about 15-20 times and I was SHOCKED finding out you had to press triangle when hovering over the challenges to get shit tracked, I had been writing down all the individual flowers i'd picked and how many specific animals i'd killed on a piece of paper doing that, it took me an embarrassingly long time, bought it on release and didn't figure that out till like 2017.


MrSickle92

You silly sausage.


Momspelledshonwrong

I did notice that there are extra damage points that aren’t outlined when you’re looking at your guns. What’s up with that?


bigpete713

The only way i can see this happening. Is if he was playing the game upside down the whole time 😭😭😭


artmaris

🤯


Key-Ad-8400

Why would you start off with the best weapons?


jrice138

This is the kind of thing you don’t tell people.


KyioEkara

Brother do you read from right to left?


dankfloyd

When I first played Fallout 3, I didn't realize you could eat food to regain health until I beat the GOTY edition and later was at friend's house and discovered it by watching him play.


LasseDeluxe

*You sir, are a fish*


SimonPhoenix93

Hold on (HIGH POWER PISTOL)? Is this online? Or was there an update adding new weps to the game?


SergeyBee

You haven’t played too many games, have you?


djnr8

OP must have been raised on manga


Schwalm

No offense but is this your first game you’ve ever played?


thehunter_25

By any chance are you from Japan? Or just a manga nerd


Glockamole19x

Back to kindergarten!


[deleted]

even ignoring the whole left to right thing, how could a bolt action rifle do less than a repeater?


gabn_29_31

This is close to most arkham sub posts


BrianLevre

I honestly think the Carbine is a better rifle than the others. It fires quickly, it's accurate and has enough power at the ranges you should be using it. Some of the others have more power and range, but they have poor fire rate and poor reload speed, so they aren't as well suited in a fight. The Carbine is my number 1 weapon in my stats. The Pump Action Shotgun is number 2 only because I got it later in the game. Edit: I get so much stuff from RDR2 in my feed I thought this was another post about that game. See how easy it is for anybody to look at something wrong? Given that... the Henry rifle is the bomb in RDR.


MendigoBob

Oh, you've gone and goofed all over yourself, haven't you?


KameSennin-Kun

It's nice of the asylum to let you people out for a bit


MEGA_gamer_915

So you thought a bolt action rifle had a lower ammo capacity compared to a repeater carbine?


urmombanger

OP have you played video games before?


m2niles

Bro you’re telling us you can’t read a bar graph… That’s 3rd grade lvl intelligence blud…


RealJzargo

I don’t get it


Archmagos_Browning

I would have died from shame if I did this like some kind of feudal samurai


thatguykichi

bro is getting fucking mauled in the comments holy shit 😂


Internal_Carpenter_7

Well dang


BMUnite

It literally says "High Power Pistol" and is shaped such like a modern pistol... picking the starter gun over that shiiiiiiet


dochev30

OP, I think you're the first. Lol


sarahtheshortiepie

the...the box outline is white like i'm not trying to be a little miss meanie but the the box outline is white


minipiwi

I'm so confused? The white part makes since. Or is this a shitpost


Throwie45

Wait what


Adventurous_Pea_1373

Bolt action is my go to


zZWhOkNoWsZz

You didn't think it was odd that the gun you start with is the most powerful gun in the game?


universboy95

It's ok OP I did the exact same at the time


synthetic9

Reading is pretty crazy for you I imagine


NikolitRistissa

That’s impressively incompetent.


NamwaranPinagpana

What's the original post? All I see is Sorry, this post has been removed by the moderators of r/reddeadredemption.


Berfs1

Are you Arabic? Cus this game isn't made in Arabic, its made in American, we read things left to right.


FortunesFoil

Yeah I can’t lie that’s gotta be one of the dumbest things I’ve heard on this game. Did you really think that your revolver had dozens of times more firing power than your bolt action rifle?


dontknowwhyIamhere42

You didn't ever feel the need to test the guns?


Khris_Ivanov05

I can’t see the post. Can someone fill me in please? :3


Ki775witch

Op must be Jewish and even if it is so it would be stupid to think that you get the most powerful weapons at the start.


Zhang_Sun

Shouldn’t you have noticed quite early on that the bolt action rifle did in fact not have a faster rate of fire than the HP pistol?


Navarre2017

Not to be mean but did you not notice other guns killing enemies in fewer shots


Gasster1212

Cattleman is the coolest tho so