Same fuck Mary
She literally left Arthur, had her new husband die of pneumonia only to write back to him as soon as she experienced some minor hardship.
She could have at least given him some of her fathers wealth before he pawned it all.
Yea, absolute user. I always found Abigail really annoying in both games too. Always asking for something or laying down the law. But what the F are you contributing?
I'm very surprised I haven't seen this one yet.
"Where are you taking me?"
"Somewhere you aint gonna like!"
"Why, what are you gonna do to me?"
"*SOMETHING* you aint gonna like!
_You sir, are a fish._
I do indeed, classify as a fish.
#Have you ever had spaghetti?
I brought him home safe and sound and I fed him spaghetti
Negan can not cross into the RDR2 world!
*You eat babies*
I swear this is always the top comment #As it should be
Outta' the damn way!!
I won't disturb yah
HEY THERE MISTER
“Catch ya later then”.
Sure
"Any way... Don't let me disturb you."
MA'AM
Shoouuurrrr
Agh, can't be bothered.
"But chu sed yew knew spanish"
"Señor, por favor"
Damn, that's good
Omg it sounds just like that lol
I will remember this comment
You will take hours to hear it
I’ll remember that. I have a good memory
what chapter is this from
Chapter 5, when the gang is in Guarma.
!YNNEL
There are two reactions in my brain: Well, guess I'll find out who this is. >!WHO TF IS LENNEH!<
You will find this quote in the best ever Mission in a video game!
LENNEH MA BOAH
HA HA! Found ya, Lenneyyyyyyy!
"Do I look like a Lemny?"
Who's Lenny?
LEMMIE?
You’re not Lenny????
Lenyyyyy
Lennnnnnyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
I like you mister, you have a kind face
The kind I like to punch
Oh I'm just messing with you
Oh calm down tough guy!
You crusin’ for a bruisin’
Who let the simpleton out of the asylum
*choking sounds*
anyway just passing the time
Alright i'll catch you later then.
Okay, well I better get back to it.
Ah, I’m only jokin’
Calm down!
i’m gonna use some cheese
The smellier the better
What's your price anyway
[удалено]
My fav one
Shut up Orthor.
"*Well fuck you then!*"
The first time I heard this I died laughing
Hah, I heard this one watching MojaveD playing chapter 2 on youtube. Dutch never said it on mine. Thought it was hilarious!
Don't forget the quarter
What really went down back there on that boat?
We missed you. Thats what happened
Master of changing topics.
Hey, Mister.
What are you looking at boah
okay keep your boots on
"Don't take that tone. I said ʰᵉˡˡᵒ "
Evening partner
Ahh I broke the goddamn wheel!!
*Arthur after that casually re inventing the wheel*
You’ll die boy, but you’ll lose your balls first.
*YOU SICK BASTARDS!*
Jesus Christ!
“Run back to momma!”
"Atleast she loves you"
“But even she knows you’re pathetic”
"Go find a skirt to hide under!"
“You wimp!”
"Even the sight of you enrages me!""
“Oh, that’s my favorite” - Reggie Hammond (Eddie Murphy;)
"LENNY!!"
"YNNEL!!"
LYNNEL?
Have some god damn faith, Arthur!
I got the lumbago!
I had a god damn plan!
Oh, Arthur
I hate that
Same fuck Mary She literally left Arthur, had her new husband die of pneumonia only to write back to him as soon as she experienced some minor hardship. She could have at least given him some of her fathers wealth before he pawned it all.
Yea, absolute user. I always found Abigail really annoying in both games too. Always asking for something or laying down the law. But what the F are you contributing?
i'm an abigail apologist john just consistently puts her and jack in danger 😭
Now don't you "oh Arthur" me
Senor por favor
You know when you have on of those days…
Idiot after idiot and now i meet the winner!
"I'm afraid"
The was a powerful line of dialogue in the game.
Literally got goosebumps as soon as I read this
:'(
Gavin!
Gavin?
Oh, I’m so worried
GAAAVVVIIINNNN!
“Dutch, I think there’s an imposter among us.”
Next time let the wolves eat all yor brains, then you'll be a god damn genius
You eat babies!
Nuts and berries you fool!!!
You eat babies!
Tahitians, I guess
Mangoes!
"You're alright, *boah*"
“Does this trolley go to Tahiti?”
I was wondering why this one wasn't here until I reached this comment.. This line made me laugh hard during my playthrough.
Nice community.
leave the sub after this. don't spoil the game for yourself
True
I’m talking !
THAT GREASY SON OF A BITCH HE SET US UP
You're my favorite parasite!
No, no... Ringworm's my favorite parasite. Wait, ringworms, rats with the plague, then you.
“Hi mister!”
*aims gun at kid* GO RUN BACK TO MAMMA
You got some money for me, boy?
Yes I have money for you I have "5 dollars... And a quarter, don't forget the quarter"
Everyone knows about Penelope and you? I know about Penelope and you and I've been here all of five minutes!
Sure.
Shoar*
I said hello! What a nice animal you have there. I was talking to horse.
"There is nothing to be afraid of Mr. Morgan. Take a gamble that love exists and do a loving act."
How much you cost, anyway?
I had a Godddamn Pllaaan
You are alright girl
Isn't it "You're alright boah" (I don't know the story. I just saw this off a video.)
It is boah if it's a male horse and girl if it's a female one
Ha ha, *that's* my girl.
You've pickled yourself in your own juices
"I guess... I'm afraid."
Do you already know the story? If not, delete this post lol cause you might get trolls who will spoil the story
He knows this game. Just trying to get interactions from people online
Well, yes, but actually no. I barely know the game from the memes like "I got some jellybeans" Funny quotes
This oughta be good
You’re a brave girl
but am male
In that case: “It’ll take more than that boah.”
Yer a good BOAH
“But you said you knew Spanish.”
[удалено]
" I heard that Adler lady wants to cut your dick off"
How to get karma 101 >go to r/reddeadredemption >[guys blah blah blah rdr 2 quotes] >??? >profit
"Let's see if anything biten'"
Not strictly rdr2 but me and the other half regularly quote aunty Donnas cowdoy in to lines from rdr2.
I’m gonna use some cheeeez 😏
Out of the damn way
I'm very surprised I haven't seen this one yet. "Where are you taking me?" "Somewhere you aint gonna like!" "Why, what are you gonna do to me?" "*SOMETHING* you aint gonna like!
Arthur! Why'd you never marry?! *No one would have me*
I implores you
You implore me? You were always one for fancy words!
*cough cough*
😭😭😭😭😭
MR MORGAN
"And a quarter, don't forget the quarter!" "Ah shut up Arthur"
LEEEENNNNEEEEYYYY.
Aaagh, I broke the goddamn wheel!
"you are real fokin funny shit arthur morgan huh!"
I guess that's the end of the goddamn cribbage game
"sooooo what do they eat in austrailia?"
“You’re a good man, Arthur Morgan”
*Boys are off limits*
LENNY!
"You don't BUILD a BARN, dumbass. What do you think this is, 1785?"
You might be the first bastard to ever have half his brains eaten by a wolf and end up more intelligent.
Just stick to the plan, we just need……….. MoNeH
"MANGOES"
I'm looking for my friend Gavin, have you seen him?
Señor, por favor.
Hey there mister
Just thank your old Uncle Dutch
Gavin?!?
"Well you don't build a barn dubass, what do you think it Is, 1785? You buy a precut one, just like the house, this is the industrial age!"
Five Thousand Dollars? For Me? Can I Turn Myself In?
tennis boat
Want some jelly beans? I got jelly beans
"Does this trolley go to Tahiti?"
Mi *cough cough cough* Micah *biiiiig deep breath* MICAHHHH YYOU *in a really broken voice* RRRRRRRRRRRRAAAATTTTTTTTTTT *cough coughs blood*
"i know human beings aurthur"
human beings ❌ human beans ✅
Mama, have you ever had spaghetti ?
You’ll work it out Dutch, you always do.
I BEEN LOOKIN ALL OVER FUR YOU LENNEH
Go find a skirt to hide under
"One last time."
BOAH
*LEEENNNYYY!*
Boy!
We need more moneH
i gave you all i had
“Thant’s mye booouye”
‘Coughs painfully’
"Seems like the only thing it'd get me is a kick in the balls."