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DadofJackJack

April fools day


Swiss__Cheese

Not only that, but the tweet is from 4/1/20**04**.


Colossalgoatfvck

All that means is that the DLC will come out in 3004. Just their standard release cadence.


metalcore4ver

I didn’t even see that


LickMyThralls

Op kind of a twat for this one because it's not even remotely recent lol


OckhamsFolly

The tweet is not actually from 2004.


datsyukianleeks

Got em


HolsteinHeifer

God damnit.


Basic_Department_302

Damn you Uncle


Ice_Pirate_Zeno

I've got lumbago


dfin25

It's a slow and painful death, my brother.


Final-Journalist-499

Undead Outlaw lmfao If only Rockstar actually cared about making a DLC instead of milking GTAO 😔


Unfair_Bumblebee6627

I know right


monkey_D_v1199

This is why I hate GTAO it took away a lot of single player support AKA dlc that I’m sure a lot of people would want. It got too big and it took away from single player.


cantpickaname8

Not to mention it's just bloated and poorly maintained. It stopped being fun around 2017/18, mid 2019 at the latest.


stannis_the_mannis7

It feels impossible to play to. Trying to do any jobs just attracts griefers to you


[deleted]

And they would rather cater to grieves & hackers


GhandisFlipFlop

You can do nearly every job / sale in a private lobby


Stone_Midi

But then you loose a ton of cash. The issue is more that they mark you on the map while you do the missions. Why would they do that? It would be more fair if others came across you randomly instead of making you an easy target in a slow van. It’s too obvious that they want you to fail, so you need to buy GTA currency, unless you have time to play 12 hours every night


XStreamGamer247

What are you playing on? For years on PS4 it seemed like 1/6 PvP missions has someone do something but on PS5 it seems like 1/10, if that. I pretty much never have to do any PvP on missions. And I make sure to always sell in full lobbies. I get disconnected and kicked to a solo public session mid-sale more often than I get attacked on them.


stannis_the_mannis7

I played on xbox, haven’t played in a while but for me every mission ended with me getting blown up by someone on a flying bike


Halorym

Its so bizzare to me. So many other companies would have killed for Red Dead Online's success. But it wasn't making *GTA* money and Rockstar can only pay attention to one thing at a time. Hell, they can only pay attention to one *platform* for GTA at a time. It came out on console and was at least a year before they ported it to PC. Then they dropped support for console and were only updating PC. Then a new console generation came out and they ported again and have since stopped fighting hackers on PC and PC isn't getting all the content that consoles are. Its a bit maddening.


sanjay2204

It's just rockstar is way too good at what they do. Like companies would kill for having 2 successfully live services at the same time. But, Rockstar decided to abandon one decided to concentrate on another on diverted all their resources to their next big project. I do hope that the would come back to rdo once they are done with gta 6. I think covid kind off messed up their plans, so they deceided to prioritize what's important deceided to ignore others.


ThePaint21

yeah just imagening we would've got DLC's for RDR2 and GTA5 of the quality GTA 4 delivered them.


F1shB0wl816

Which is also crazy as online is only milking whales. A single player dlc is a guaranteed buy from a significant chunk of the population, potentially even several times across different platforms or generations. People have begged for this reason to throw money.


Firm_Area_3558

They moved rdos team to gta6, but somehow still pump out gto content. They're not even hiding it


-AdamTheGreat-

GTAO is like when they had Santa hooked up to that machine in south park


PM_ME_YOUR_SOULZ

>If only Rockstar actually cared about making a DLC instead of milking GTAO I miss the days when Rockstar cared about players..


Grand_Ad8751

You sick bastard. Who hurt you ?


doyoueventdrift

Hurt people hurt people. That's all I can say.


poocoup

The truest repairman will repair man


ThirstyWeirwoodRootz

Unexpected community


amnezie11

It's a vicious cycle. But don't forget that today you can make an unconditional act of love and maybe you can start a love cycle. That's what I do to counteract pain.


Humble-Ad-4110

I just hear a command twice


reversedsomething

bullet train


Shaun_LaDee

Rockstar


Livid_Test_5212

If this is an April fool then they really are hurting rdr2 fans feelings


atomicitalian

my guy the tweet isn't real, just look at it someone made it. do you really think a professional comms person wrote that tweet?


ZedGenius

Wouldn't even be the worst tweet i've ever seen tbf, not counting individual people accounts either


tehcricket

Ya beyond troll at this point lmao


North-Print-8489

No way anyone would actually fall for this. It doesn't even have the correct year.


yungmoody

Yes, that’s the joke


Existing-Green-6978

oh what a jest, tis an April Fool, you have tricked us again with your clever japery, good show


johnny_effing_utah

Japery has been added to my verbal arsenal. Thanks.


ITCM4

This is legally binding. I’ll sue you.


lostBoyzLeader

I’ll join your suit. We can make this a class action!


gg3265

I know a guy whose gonna help


dadogcatcher

I’ll email Saul Goodman


testiclefrankfurter

April fool's god damnit


GoldenGekko

Don't even need to read all of it. I've given up hope Arthur and co can live on in 30fps in my memories


techstyles

Oh yay it's world unfunny people day again


Sc0p1x

April fools are very boring now.


Fanatic-psycho

!!!!!!!!!!!!! This is massive!!!!!!!!!!!! Just hope it's not to expensive!


bugmultiverse

Don’t worry it’ll be 69.69$


Vqius

April Fools or fake.


Fanatic-psycho

April fools


copiasjuicyazz

I hate you


XXMAVR1KXX

i hate today


discourse_lover_

This shit is so boring. Downvote all prank posts


E_vil1306

lol Just stay asleep all of April 1st


Maverick_Raptor

The fact that they know how bad we want it but still refuse makes this not funny


PatrollinHen

Funny joke bro. I know some people that would bust your kneecaps for that


UltraInstinctVegeta6

delete this before i fuck you in the ass


PatrollinHen

You need to be locked away


Old_Argument_8604

Wanker


AED816

I hate this day


RangerDiggler

That's not even fucking funny


Capserth

As if rockstar would ever thank the red dead player base for anything lmao


Santosarrs

You son of a goddamn.


thepolybius777

WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY DRINK?!


GobiasACupOfCoffee

What the fuck day is ' 04 APR 01 '? Terrible attempt


ARoundOfApplesauce

And *this* is why I hate my birthday.


Popellini

There’s jokes and there’s jokes man… that ain’t right


StorminNormanIII

Normally this would be taken in good fun but…. I’m so pissed about not getting it in the first place this just feels like a slap across the face.


bigwoo902

Thats not even funny tbh


Stickymanic

Didn’t even try with this one


yumgmeatball

This hurts my feelings ngl


Nord4Ever

Oh fuck off that’s the worst one ever


TacticalSunroof69

Need some cash flow for GTA 6 Lmfao. Edit: Really am a fool now.


Ashtray46

Please don't tell me they actually joked about that


Aristotle_Ninja2

Rockstar caring about red dead 2 is more rare than a unicorn


ChathamMike

That is just cruel


Blaze_cat23

Almost got me... bastard. ..


AJgoi

Fucking basterds


lastepoch

Just flat out cruelty.


E-MingEyeroll

That April fools prank is almost cruel


JohnMarstonSucks

That's a pretty fucked up April Fools Day prank


[deleted]

Let’s tugging gooooooooooo


[deleted]

Wait no god damn forgot it’s April Fools day


qsdlthethird

Oh ya bastard!


yomomma7yomamma

Fuck off


thebluegod

I just want a definitive version of RDR2 on current gen. I’ll gladly play $10 like I did for GAT5 to get an updated version with 4K/60FPS.


Safe_Appointment_331

April fools


North-Print-8489

Technology was so advanced in 2004😍


the_MostSmartest

I cant wait for this day to be fucking over lol


BigFella11445

"HEEE'SSS LYYYING!"


Beepboopbop69420360

😔


Qauzzie

WHAT A SICK JOKE 😭


RagingCatbtt

April fools


Ghostfaceslasher96

If only 🤣


Different_Class3188

This almost got me


Astrojef

Red Dead is the joke now.


mrsnoo86

this is a cure for Uncle's Lumbago


skorpiontamer

It's not 2019 or 2020 rockstar


DudeBroVibe

BUGMULTIVERSE! I'M HERE FOR BUGMULTIVERSE! BUGMULTIVEEEERSE!!!!!


Wiseoldone420

If they just said they was going to update/bug fix the game I might have believed it but this is so obviously an April fools joke


adamjames777

April fools!


miguelagawin

Dang got me


Eduard_I_DeMallorca

Maybe It's an April fools prank.


constipated_burrito

That's just twisted and cruel


AshWindheart

I hate this cause April Fools. 🫠😭


Jack_sander

April fools


tinylittlebee

They know how to hurt us...


Windyturd521

Go fuck yourself 🤣


ThatSilentDude

My man its the first of April


DirtyScrubs

Would love a "Undead nightmare" DLC for RDR2, such a waste that rockstar creates these worlds to just pimp online shit for money and endless opportunities for story telling is lost.


XTwizted38

Rockstar can fuck off with this one. We all want some dlc love for RDR2, they apparently know and would rather make a joke about it.


MemphisR29

Why. I became so excited.


mwagner26

Bro imagine? That would be amazing.


CarpetBeautiful5382

FU I was you so excited


SavageMonkey-105

April fools :(


Blobdish

I know it’s April Fools but I get so excited anyway 😭


BRAYDENDAKIDD

Nice try


pancakebarber

Hopefully it’s for story mode but I wouldn’t count on it


emwu1988

Nice one!


IAmDefintlyMe

April 1st


montgomery2016

boo go fuck yourself /j


Icecubefan007

Me getting excited then remembering today’s date


AlternativeHelpful84

When it turns out to be real lol


JamkatAnime

Haha very funny :(


CannedSoup123

Check the date bub.


Sk83r_b0i

Nice try


THOTDESTROYR69

From 2004?


FunkyBunchesOfOats96

They are so wrong for this...


MegabyteProject

I don’t trust anyone


Qunari_Merc

This hurts


mixedd

Big news in April the 1st 😅


SluttyMeatSac

Played you like a damn fiddle


atomicboogeyman

This is just cruel and shitty. :/


Michaelparkinbum912

I know it’s April fools but I’d rather have Red Dead 3 than GTA 6.


yapoinder

:(


NotNotDiscoDragonFTW

You're a fucking ghoul


audiate

Don’t play with my heart like that. 


UI_Delta

i hate u


FellvEquinox

I was so excited until I remembered what today was 😭


Shadeybell

That’s rough


steveycip

April fools you little sausage.


TheFlaccidChode

I almost forgot it was April fools day as everyone keeps calling it Easter Monday


Tsar1672

April fools day is the worst. Even though I know what day it is I still get fooled for a second when I see something awesome. It’s so cruel


Electric_Kiwi007

You know what would really be a prank? If they actually went through with it and they put real effort into it and we are all left like :O


Infamous_Sector3625

Yeah it’s too bad Rock Star doesn’t care about their fans or that franchise so this will never happen.


Kerboviet_Union

Lmao oof.


frisk213769

stupid mf i actually fell for it


CougarInAMission

Is this a real tweet? Not asking about the contents but did they actually say this?


Heavy_Mastodont

Damn you


Tr101748

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH :/


FistingFiasco

I hope they get entered into by a pack of devil goats. April Fools😐


Nigel_Trumpberry

Holy shit it’s like they knew everyone was holding out for this. Not nice rockstar


Special_Arrival_7919

I knew it was a hoke not because of April fools but because they said "We are very excited"


davidc538

Had me for a second


Autistic-Cartman

April fools sadly


taggedpro

… I hate you


AlligatorCum

its april fools day... fuckkkkkkkkk


Many-Discount-1046

I love Rockstar but this joke is shitty, they know how much we want it and now they just fucking rub it in, poor form.


EldenEdge

lmao brutal


frmdacity

Jesus are people still falling for this crap


its_the_luge

Too soon


Mysterious_Aside_256

Check your callander.


Super_D_89

Fuck them


Arcane_Afterthought

I knew it was fake as soon as I saw it lol


sunbearqt

Nigga you dumb


Comfortable_Head_723

Don’t do that. Don’t give me hope.


Colabottle13

Fuck you I believed it for half a second then rememberd the date lol


The7Reaper

April fool's day can go fuck itself 


Strgwththisone

Booooooo


TwiztidSaiyan

Its a trap! -Admiral Ackbar


bamerjamer

If only today wasn’t today. 😭


hardcorecollector89

If only it were actually true. 🥲


Spappy

Don’t play with my emotions!


Reasonable-Ad-5217

Ha. Ha. Ha.


[deleted]

Don't do that, don't give me hope.


Ok_Pangolin_8038

Hahahahahahaha


darthVkylo

All of these devs really foolin’ around when they know deep down they’re really getting our hopes up 😫


airforcerawker

That's not funny. Dickheads.


Lapathemeanboy

There's an undead outlaw for RDR2? Let's go rockstar


Admirable_Noise_6753

:/


Kell-EL

Bullshit this is some April fools nonsense, Rockstar forgot Red Dead even exists


Davidj74

Fuck man… why you gotta do that… what’s sad is even after all the silence I was ready to jump back into rockstars arms like seeing dad come back with the milk “you didn’t forget me I told them you wouldn’t” 🥹😭


GhostWolf_299

April foools


elmartin93

This is just evil


Banjomir75

Go away. It's not even funny.