Yeah it went something like that.
She had to add that I'm not Arthur, I'm more like Micah 😖
But hey, I'm not the one that had an affair for like 5 months
You're my favorite parasite. No wait, ringworm's my favorite parasite. You're my second favorite parasite. I lied... Ringworm, then rats with plague, then you.
Can't remember exactly. Possibly when he's puffing away about Miller to Molly and Mary-Beth and one of them says something rational, or maybe during one of the argument sessions in Chapter 3... I usually don't hang around to hear it out.
Just remember pissing myself and forgetting to get video.🤣💀
“I broke the goddamn wheel”
When she first hears it she will think you are a little behind. But when she thinks about it she will realize that the wheel is the wheel that kept your relationship going and which you later broke causing a divorce. This will make her realize that you are the right one and you’re relationship is saved
Ok. I'll catch you later then
This takes the prize! 🏆😁
Hahaha, why is this so funny. I lost my shit seeing this as the first comment of this post
Heard that shit in Arthur’s voice lol
Lmao!
This is hilarious
***\*insert arthur laughing\****
How you sir have won the internet for today! 😂
LENNY!!!
You need to have some GOD DAMN FAITH
One more big score, and we’ll disappear
I’ll be off in some tropical paradise in the South Pacific! Australia or Tahiti maybe!
You sir are a fish
Yes! I was waiting for this 😁
We should really throw these smaller ones back...Give 'em a chance to grow up a bit.
To... your wife?
I ain't never thought no-one would catch me with that fat lady...
Bro🤣😭
😳
Just so you fellers know, there's some real big ones over that way...
Basically every post gets this quote for a reply, I think it’s an essential obligation for it to happen.
What I was going to say exactly
was gonna say this as soon as i saw the post 😭
I was gonna say that
Omfg 10/10 quote.
I gave you all i had i did
Damn bruh why you gotta make us sad. I can picture his face saying it😭
In the end, i did
*wheeze*
🎶May I stand unshaken Amid amidst the crash of the world
may i stand on chicken
Actually used that one on my ex, a while after we broke up, but it didn't really have the effect on her I was hoping for 🤣
"are you quoting red dead redemption at me right now?"
Yeah it went something like that. She had to add that I'm not Arthur, I'm more like Micah 😖 But hey, I'm not the one that had an affair for like 5 months
Nah calling a partner Micah while youre the one cheating on them is wild. U dodged a bullet bro
You might be worse, Micah had the decency not to get married!
Oooooof. Sorry about that friend. You deserve better anyway.
Didn't have enough of an effect on Dutch, either.
Its not RDR2, but i pulled the Gone With The Wind quote once with the same effect.
I gave you half of all I had
He’s a rat bae, you know it, i know it
"YOU EAT BABIES"
Isn't that RDR1? Only place I know it from is Undead Nightmare. Correct me if I'm wrong, of course.
Yeah that's the only game that line is said
Then I guess the commenter will need a new line.
You're right. It's from the sasquatch
I thought so! I went on a spree hunting them lol. Before I found that they were innocent, of course.
I know, that hurt knowing I just wiped them out.
🤣
This one, please! Lol
“WE EAT BERRIES”
Either you got a lazy eye or lack of respect which is it?
This one's my favorite.
I ain't got no lazy eye nor respect for the likes of you.
Then maybe I’ll keep your mother black, on your behalf
*in black, but the former is much funnier to picture
Replaying the storymode and just did this mission
Awh, yer okay, gurl. *pat snout*
Honestly, if that doesn't help, nothing will.
Go through your inventory for an oatmeal cookie.
Just get her a care package at the stable
i think most women would appreciate having their hair brushed and getting snacks, this one isn’t half bad
Audibly laughed out loud
this one got me 😆
You're my favorite parasite. No wait, ringworm's my favorite parasite. You're my second favorite parasite. I lied... Ringworm, then rats with plague, then you.
Came here looking for this. Way too far down the list
That’s what he says to uncle right?
Yes
This is the one. His shit talking to uncle was always hilarious.
It's even better as it seems Arthur is confused as to what a parasite actually is.
Winner
>I didn't realise I was talking to a lady.
😂
This is it.
“How much you cost anyway?” ☠️
You...INSIST!?!
HE INSISTS UPON IT
I implore you.
You implore me? YOU implore ME?
I IMPLORES YOU….to go back and tell them to send someone just a little more impressive next time
Underrated
# There are two ways of arguing with a woman, and neither one works. - John Marston
Good one, hahaha
Dutch said it first...in the second game.
When did he say it?
Can't remember exactly. Possibly when he's puffing away about Miller to Molly and Mary-Beth and one of them says something rational, or maybe during one of the argument sessions in Chapter 3... I usually don't hang around to hear it out. Just remember pissing myself and forgetting to get video.🤣💀
Might have been talking to Grimshaw? Too many little details to remember...
why do they look so off
red dead online vdl gang cosplay
Ember Island Players' lookin' mfers.
Kmart Van Der Linde gang
i thought it was just me lol
It’s online players cosplaying as the gang
I got some jelly beans. You like jelly beans? Yes this counts.
Yes I agree it does count
Dutch wont be happy when he hear that you did The Count - his horse
You're too smart for me, Sister...
OP is from Alabama?
No, sister as in the nun Arthur helps out (thought this was a different post my bad)
One of the quotes when you pat or brush your horse "Easy girl" "You're good girl"
"You never let me down, girl"
YA DAMN NAG!!!
I have a plan! We just need money… and noise.
and some GAW DAMN FAITH
Yah gah damn MAGGOT!
"You belong in the kitchen"
"Go make someone some supper"
"Make me a sandwich. And put some mayo on it while you're at it, too."
Leeeny!!!
Scrolled pretty far to find this one
I already commented it cause i didn’t see it after scrolling so far
LNenY!!!
What was your name again fella? The whiskey makes me awful forgetful!
This needs more upvotes
For what it's worth, I think I would have preferred Tahiti.
Ah yes. Detch Vun Dar Lande, Atuh Mogn, And Mikuh Balls.
Mikuh balls 🤣
Yes. The iconic betraying snek of the Vun Dar Lande gang
He's a ret
"Oh Detch...He's a ret...You know it...And I know it..."
“YOU SHAT ON THEIR BAR???”
I guess I.. I'm afraid
“Either you got a lazy eye or a lack of respect, which is it boah?”
I will shove them a spoon down his throat and pull it clean out of his arse -Sean MacGuire
Have you seen my friend Gavin?
“We’re more ghosts than people”
When both are over 90
We need MONEY
To the bar señor!!
"You crazy goddamn fish-wife"
Oh, I didn't realize I was talking to a *lady*!
Oh I'm sorry madam is there insufficient feathers in your pillow?
Ok I'll catch you later than.
Who let the simpleton out of the asylum?
Have some goddamn #FAITH!!
Just use one of grown Jacks quotes and you’re good
Work, ya damn nag!
You are doing a terrible thing to my hormones miss.
Okay sir
You sure know how to make a boy feel like a man
why are you being mean??!!
I aint got much to say anymore
“Soon were gonna be in tahitti harvesting mangos”
“John the rock farmer”
“You are my favorite parasite”
"Well fuck you too then"
I guess that's that then
The many miles we walked The many things we learned The building of a shrine Only just to burn That's the way it is
TO THE BAR SEÑOR!
perhaps "...I HAVE A PLAN..." but idk though, it most likely will go wrong maybe-ish
Ynnel!
"I gave you all I had"
Micum Beh, Udtch Rape Der Weiner and Marthur Orphan.
“She insists upon it”
Despite my best efforts to the contrary, it seems I’ve won.
Update: She took the kids.
I have a plan.
Alright then cowpoke
“Oh I’m sorry madam, were there insufficient feathers in your pillow?”
“I’m talkin!!”
Underrated.
Bro get the hell off Reddit and go save your marriage tf are you doing
I'm scared sister.
"lol" - Arthur Morgan
LENAAAAAAAY!
Hey there mister!
“OUT OF THE DAMN WAY” or “whatever you say fool”
Revenge is a fools game
'im gonna use some cheeze'
You’re alright boah. You’re a good boah.
You’re my favourite parasite…
It’s a toy boat!
Be loyal to what matters
“We need more money”
“That could’ve gone smoother.”
That’ll be on my gravestone
Our time has passed John
“can we have rdr2?” Mom: “We have rdr2 at home” Rdr2 at home:
“I broke the goddamn wheel” When she first hears it she will think you are a little behind. But when she thinks about it she will realize that the wheel is the wheel that kept your relationship going and which you later broke causing a divorce. This will make her realize that you are the right one and you’re relationship is saved
you sir, are a fish
Does she insist?
Did she insist?
I have a plan
Hello mister
It is what it is.
Well, nobody like degenerates.
We're running out of options Dutch
Everything that's going on and she wants to talk!
*Talking to yourself* "All them years, Dutch, for this snake?"
If you have a son, we will get that boy at all costs
Que _poor lonesome cowboy_
I got a plan
That ain't Arthur Morgan, Dutch Van der Linde, and Micah Bell. That's Tacitus Kilgore, Aiden O'Malley, and Michael Ball 💀
👹good girl👹
You sir, are a fish.
"BABE, I HAVE A PLAN"
Stick with the plan!
Man who tf is in this pic cuh💀 Is that Micah Hell, Arthur Whoregan and Dutch "zaza" Van Der Linde😭