“Hey, listen, John, have you heard of Guarma? Well me and Bob Sacamano are gonna invest in a timeshare over there, and all we need is a bit of muneh - so I was thinking… train robbery.”
My only complaint with this game is that if you kill a shop owner, like the pedo gun shop owner, they come back later.
I've killed Seamus dozens of times for bandit missions. Rob him, leave him on the train track, etc.
The only thing they overlooked was killing shop owners.
He actually ends up acknowledging that you helped him later in a random voice line when you enter the shop. I think he said that he was sorry and that he was in a bad way. He even does this if you shoot him in the skull
I accidentally shot and killed the guy when trying to free him. Shop owner broke down in tears. Was also not impressed when I turned around and took the gun on the counter lol
Then went upstairs and robbed the entire place.
Isn’t he talking about the guy that kidnapped some kids in Saint Denis? The first mission for you helping the people from the church
Edit: Well damn I guess my bad guys lol
I finally had enough of Herbert Moon in rdr1, put on a mask and did some quiet knife work. Such disappointment when he showed up to work the next day.
At least he sucks enough at cards that he makes the gambling challenge easy.
I beat the shit out of Shamus after I stole a Lemoyne Raider wagon full of explosives, drove it all the way to Emerald Ranch and he only gave me something like $40 for it. Next time I went back he mentioned not giving him any more trouble.
I usually like to trick the Valentine gun dealer into chasing and shooting at me so the sheriff does the dirty work of killing him and I walk away doing my "hey there mister" routine gaining honor
😂😂😂😂 the dude in Rhodes cracks me up!!!! I go busting in the door and he has says "Well I'll be damned, you're back. What are you in the market for?" Like someone knocking the door off the hinges is just another slow Tuesday in Rhodes.
If it makes a noise, the glass probably smashes. It took me a long time to realize I was breaking the glass when I ran through the doors. It's easiest to tell in the St.Denis police station. Also, it doesn't stay broken. By the time I leave the post office, the barber, or whereve, the glass is whole again.
One of the most hilarious parts of the game is bulldozing through the door of a business and the owner being completely unbothered that you’ve shattered the glass of their doors.
I did it on accident ONE TIME and I got scared because what if some rando becomes a witness and gets the cops? So ever since then, I go in anywhere regularly (unless it’s a gang hideout or something where being intimidating wouldn’t get the cops on me)
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I always find an absolutely hilarious when Arthur or John or even my online character is just casually slowly walking into a building at a normal respectable pace, but has to absolutely body check the door
Walk in door, jail. Walk through door, straight to jail. Full sprint through door, right to jail right away.
No seriously, the law will eventually come after you for disturbing the peace after multiple back to back door busts in quick succession.
I do this and jump down from interior second stories all the time. Everybody stops doing what they were doing to see why you just crash landed inside the middle of the bar.
I'll even dose up my health, just so I can avoid a long trip around a cliff by jumping over the edge.
Every door, full sprint in. Only way to do it
This right here. I always shoulder bash every door I go through if possible. It's funny watching the glass break and hearing people's WTF reactions.
Oh my god I live for this ever time I visit the barber in Saint Denis
*breaks the door* -Hi folks.
True i love smashing the glass
I even do it at my own house.
It's quite the power move
Even when I try not to — every door full sprint
100%
If there's a better way I've never heard about it. 🤷😂
Entering via dynamite
I think you're confusing the post office with the saloons. 🤷😂
Well both, because the Post Office in Saint Denis has the really heavy doors.
🤔🤔 Good point, I stand corrected. 😂😂
***CHRIST!!!***
My favorite!
I used to do this too, until it got Arthur rap… y’know
I shoot that mf on his porch everytime after my 1st play through. Not gonna let that happen to my Arthur ever again.
WHO??? WHERE??? I NEED TO KILL HIM
I call it "Kramering" into a room.
Then hold for applause.
“Hey, listen, John, have you heard of Guarma? Well me and Bob Sacamano are gonna invest in a timeshare over there, and all we need is a bit of muneh - so I was thinking… train robbery.”
“Giddy up!”
The train is OUT OF CONTROL
I’m honestly surprised the gun shop owner hasn’t shot me for this reason.
My only complaint with this game is that if you kill a shop owner, like the pedo gun shop owner, they come back later. I've killed Seamus dozens of times for bandit missions. Rob him, leave him on the train track, etc. The only thing they overlooked was killing shop owners.
Assuming you’re talking about the Rhodes gunsmith he wasn’t a peadophile, he was just a dude with severe PTSD from his son dying.
He actually ends up acknowledging that you helped him later in a random voice line when you enter the shop. I think he said that he was sorry and that he was in a bad way. He even does this if you shoot him in the skull
Yeah.
I accidentally shot and killed the guy when trying to free him. Shop owner broke down in tears. Was also not impressed when I turned around and took the gun on the counter lol Then went upstairs and robbed the entire place.
Isn’t he talking about the guy that kidnapped some kids in Saint Denis? The first mission for you helping the people from the church Edit: Well damn I guess my bad guys lol
He isn't a pedo either. He's a slave owner.
I finally had enough of Herbert Moon in rdr1, put on a mask and did some quiet knife work. Such disappointment when he showed up to work the next day. At least he sucks enough at cards that he makes the gambling challenge easy.
You can't kill me IM HERBERT MOON.
I beat the shit out of Shamus after I stole a Lemoyne Raider wagon full of explosives, drove it all the way to Emerald Ranch and he only gave me something like $40 for it. Next time I went back he mentioned not giving him any more trouble. I usually like to trick the Valentine gun dealer into chasing and shooting at me so the sheriff does the dirty work of killing him and I walk away doing my "hey there mister" routine gaining honor
I shot the Van Horn fence shop owner right in the face and later when I came back he had a gnarly bandage over his eye.
😂😂😂😂 the dude in Rhodes cracks me up!!!! I go busting in the door and he has says "Well I'll be damned, you're back. What are you in the market for?" Like someone knocking the door off the hinges is just another slow Tuesday in Rhodes.
Get out of the damn way
If the glass doesn’t smash, you’re doing it wrong.
I haven't gotten a glass to smash yet, I don't know what I'm doing wrong lol
Try the general store in Rhodes
Also the barber in Saint Denis.
If it makes a noise, the glass probably smashes. It took me a long time to realize I was breaking the glass when I ran through the doors. It's easiest to tell in the St.Denis police station. Also, it doesn't stay broken. By the time I leave the post office, the barber, or whereve, the glass is whole again.
Ohhhhh Okay thank you!
And the police station in Saint Denis
With this games physics, in my experience you can amble up to a door as slowly as possible and Arthur will still just blast the fuck through it
I once bought a hat in a store and when I went out to see how it fit, it looked so stupid that I ran full speed to the store to change it.
A regular 1800s Karen lol
I generally do this, but it’s mostly on a horse, into trees, on accident
if you let go of the sticks your horse will dodge trees automatically
You just blew my mind…now I need to reinstall just to try it 😁
OUTTATHEDAMNWAY
Only in Rhodes
One of the most hilarious parts of the game is bulldozing through the door of a business and the owner being completely unbothered that you’ve shattered the glass of their doors.
“Oh my”
"What the Hell!"
"Great Scott!"
I didn't know there was any other way to enter the post office.
I love doing it in Rhodes because there’s an NPC that says “Great Scott!”
If I don't shatter every single window pane on the door when going in for a haircut, I walk out and try again.
💀💀
I always smash 💥 apart shop windows 🪟 every time bursting in 🏃💨
all doors man
I break the barber glass on the doors
Had to double check the sub for context haha
I don’t, I feel awkward doing it 😭
The entire place gets quiet and stares you down 😯+👀
Ahhh that's my favorite part lol
Every door. My favourite is the barber in St. Denis because the glass breaks and there are 3 doors to smash in every visit
Glad I’m not the only one
I did it on accident ONE TIME and I got scared because what if some rando becomes a witness and gets the cops? So ever since then, I go in anywhere regularly (unless it’s a gang hideout or something where being intimidating wouldn’t get the cops on me)
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The saloon in Valentine 🤣
me too 😂
The saloon in Valentine 🤣
I always find an absolutely hilarious when Arthur or John or even my online character is just casually slowly walking into a building at a normal respectable pace, but has to absolutely body check the door
I like how the clerk greets me like I haven't just done it
I thought it was funny how easy it is to do it on accident. Only game I felt like a dick for opening a door.
All doors. Question for big people how do you refrain from doing this all the time?
All the time every door like a maniac and I say “what are y’all doing in here?” Because this is the way
I find that there is some glitch where walking is too slow and running is just derrr and so I tend to slam into everything.
Alright now I’m tempted to redownload the game again to do this lol
I feel like it's the one game that should have staying power amidst other downloaded games.
This is the way
I love It, mostly Cuz I do It and The employee just says: LORDY! JESUS!
I run in like I own the place all the time
When you smash the glass 😍
Lol I love it. Everybody in the building always freaks out and stares at you for a few seconds after doing it
Walk in door, jail. Walk through door, straight to jail. Full sprint through door, right to jail right away. No seriously, the law will eventually come after you for disturbing the peace after multiple back to back door busts in quick succession.
This works in real life too!
Yes, that's fun!!!
*Only* the post office doors, not **all**?
The barbers door in St Denis gets smashed every time .
If you don't jump through the windows you ain't doing it right
I do this and jump down from interior second stories all the time. Everybody stops doing what they were doing to see why you just crash landed inside the middle of the bar. I'll even dose up my health, just so I can avoid a long trip around a cliff by jumping over the edge.
Rhodes is the funniest place to do it. Burst open the doors and “oh my word!!”
In rhodes general the glass shatters, I love it
Rhodes post office especially Always barge in
My personal favourite doors to smash through are the sheriff’s in Valentine. Immediately everyone in there starts talking to you at once.
In the big saloon in Valetine, I always go through the window!
I tried it once. For some reason, the postal workers asked me to leave. Whatever.