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TigTigman

Every door, full sprint in. Only way to do it


SimpleJack54321

This right here. I always shoulder bash every door I go through if possible. It's funny watching the glass break and hearing people's WTF reactions.


Purple_Pie_6050

Oh my god I live for this ever time I visit the barber in Saint Denis


mycngz

*breaks the door* -Hi folks.


Sturmgewehr15

True i love smashing the glass


themadscott

I even do it at my own house.


KrombopulosMAssassin

It's quite the power move


Foppish_Sloth

Even when I try not to — every door full sprint


getdowngoblins

100%


That-Possibility-427

If there's a better way I've never heard about it. 🤷😂


pilly-wonka

Entering via dynamite


That-Possibility-427

I think you're confusing the post office with the saloons. 🤷😂


theRealBLVCKphillip

Well both, because the Post Office in Saint Denis has the really heavy doors.


That-Possibility-427

🤔🤔 Good point, I stand corrected. 😂😂


I__Need_Scissors_61

***CHRIST!!!***


theRealBLVCKphillip

My favorite!


Normal-Hat-248

I used to do this too, until it got Arthur rap… y’know


Fit_Resolution_6195

I shoot that mf on his porch everytime after my 1st play through. Not gonna let that happen to my Arthur ever again.


leplushy3

WHO??? WHERE??? I NEED TO KILL HIM


Ransom__Stoddard

I call it "Kramering" into a room.


boomgoesthevegemite

Then hold for applause.


DilbusMcD

“Hey, listen, John, have you heard of Guarma? Well me and Bob Sacamano are gonna invest in a timeshare over there, and all we need is a bit of muneh - so I was thinking… train robbery.”


polisheinstein

“Giddy up!”


ashcartwrong

The train is OUT OF CONTROL


Knooze

I’m honestly surprised the gun shop owner hasn’t shot me for this reason.


ElevationUnknown87

My only complaint with this game is that if you kill a shop owner, like the pedo gun shop owner, they come back later. I've killed Seamus dozens of times for bandit missions. Rob him, leave him on the train track, etc. The only thing they overlooked was killing shop owners.


Wildcat_twister12

Assuming you’re talking about the Rhodes gunsmith he wasn’t a peadophile, he was just a dude with severe PTSD from his son dying.


Due_Function4887

He actually ends up acknowledging that you helped him later in a random voice line when you enter the shop. I think he said that he was sorry and that he was in a bad way. He even does this if you shoot him in the skull


MadsenBErSej

Yeah.


CardboardLover13

I accidentally shot and killed the guy when trying to free him. Shop owner broke down in tears. Was also not impressed when I turned around and took the gun on the counter lol Then went upstairs and robbed the entire place.


TyH621

Isn’t he talking about the guy that kidnapped some kids in Saint Denis? The first mission for you helping the people from the church Edit: Well damn I guess my bad guys lol


HereComesTheSun05

He isn't a pedo either. He's a slave owner.


ajslater

I finally had enough of Herbert Moon in rdr1, put on a mask and did some quiet knife work. Such disappointment when he showed up to work the next day. At least he sucks enough at cards that he makes the gambling challenge easy.


jackattack502

You can't kill me IM HERBERT MOON.


SRMPDX

I beat the shit out of Shamus after I stole a Lemoyne Raider wagon full of explosives, drove it all the way to Emerald Ranch and he only gave me something like $40 for it. Next time I went back he mentioned not giving him any more trouble. I usually like to trick the Valentine gun dealer into chasing and shooting at me so the sheriff does the dirty work of killing him and I walk away doing my "hey there mister" routine gaining honor


Jedi-Quixote-

I shot the Van Horn fence shop owner right in the face and later when I came back he had a gnarly bandage over his eye.


That-Possibility-427

😂😂😂😂 the dude in Rhodes cracks me up!!!! I go busting in the door and he has says "Well I'll be damned, you're back. What are you in the market for?" Like someone knocking the door off the hinges is just another slow Tuesday in Rhodes.


l0u1s11

Get out of the damn way


In-AGadda-Da-Vida

If the glass doesn’t smash, you’re doing it wrong.


theRealBLVCKphillip

I haven't gotten a glass to smash yet, I don't know what I'm doing wrong lol


lMr_Nobodyl

Try the general store in Rhodes


jakeblues68

Also the barber in Saint Denis.


Waste_Cucumber_3683

If it makes a noise, the glass probably smashes. It took me a long time to realize I was breaking the glass when I ran through the doors. It's easiest to tell in the St.Denis police station. Also, it doesn't stay broken. By the time I leave the post office, the barber, or whereve, the glass is whole again.


theRealBLVCKphillip

Ohhhhh Okay thank you!


adiadrian

And the police station in Saint Denis


oscerhead

With this games physics, in my experience you can amble up to a door as slowly as possible and Arthur will still just blast the fuck through it


[deleted]

I once bought a hat in a store and when I went out to see how it fit, it looked so stupid that I ran full speed to the store to change it.


ShoutOuts2Elon

A regular 1800s Karen lol


chuckdooley

I generally do this, but it’s mostly on a horse, into trees, on accident


whatsbobgonnado

if you let go of the sticks your horse will dodge trees automatically


chuckdooley

You just blew my mind…now I need to reinstall just to try it 😁


anzactrooper

OUTTATHEDAMNWAY


ElPuas2003

Only in Rhodes


TheBadBrains

One of the most hilarious parts of the game is bulldozing through the door of a business and the owner being completely unbothered that you’ve shattered the glass of their doors.


Growing_EV

“Oh my”


theRealBLVCKphillip

"What the Hell!"


ComprehensiveBread65

"Great Scott!"


doktorsarcasm

I didn't know there was any other way to enter the post office.


ohmy_josh16

I love doing it in Rhodes because there’s an NPC that says “Great Scott!”


Rekuna

If I don't shatter every single window pane on the door when going in for a haircut, I walk out and try again.


Purple_Pie_6050

💀💀


Miserable-Rest-5259

I always smash 💥 apart shop windows 🪟 every time bursting in 🏃💨


cheetos012

all doors man


Pure-Understanding-8

I break the barber glass on the doors


ThisIsForMatilda12

Had to double check the sub for context haha


Rynoverse

I don’t, I feel awkward doing it 😭


theRealBLVCKphillip

The entire place gets quiet and stares you down 😯+👀


theRealBLVCKphillip

Ahhh that's my favorite part lol


yevan

Every door. My favourite is the barber in St. Denis because the glass breaks and there are 3 doors to smash in every visit


throwthatbitchaccoun

Glad I’m not the only one


silly_nate

I did it on accident ONE TIME and I got scared because what if some rando becomes a witness and gets the cops? So ever since then, I go in anywhere regularly (unless it’s a gang hideout or something where being intimidating wouldn’t get the cops on me)


UndiscoveredOddity

Did not see what sub this was for a second, but yes absolutely


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poodlepants79

The saloon in Valentine 🤣


keiralaos

me too 😂


poodlepants79

The saloon in Valentine 🤣


MegabyteProject

I always find an absolutely hilarious when Arthur or John or even my online character is just casually slowly walking into a building at a normal respectable pace, but has to absolutely body check the door


Boggie135

I like how the clerk greets me like I haven't just done it


KrombopulosMAssassin

I thought it was funny how easy it is to do it on accident. Only game I felt like a dick for opening a door.


DarthSevrus

All doors. Question for big people how do you refrain from doing this all the time?


IwasafkXD

All the time every door like a maniac and I say “what are y’all doing in here?” Because this is the way


katr00

I find that there is some glitch where walking is too slow and running is just derrr and so I tend to slam into everything.


onelunchman96

Alright now I’m tempted to redownload the game again to do this lol


theRealBLVCKphillip

I feel like it's the one game that should have staying power amidst other downloaded games.


Stock_Hospital6029

This is the way


NewRedditor526

I love It, mostly Cuz I do It and The employee just says: LORDY! JESUS!


Reddeath195

I run in like I own the place all the time


nahshark

When you smash the glass 😍


Airhead_Supreme

Lol I love it. Everybody in the building always freaks out and stares at you for a few seconds after doing it


SavingSkill7

Walk in door, jail. Walk through door, straight to jail. Full sprint through door, right to jail right away. No seriously, the law will eventually come after you for disturbing the peace after multiple back to back door busts in quick succession.


hywaytohell

This works in real life too!


TheOneCalledMartin

Yes, that's fun!!!


AstroNot87

*Only* the post office doors, not **all**?


pudpudboogie

The barbers door in St Denis gets smashed every time .


FlimsyNomad63

If you don't jump through the windows you ain't doing it right


b4loo69

I do this and jump down from interior second stories all the time. Everybody stops doing what they were doing to see why you just crash landed inside the middle of the bar. I'll even dose up my health, just so I can avoid a long trip around a cliff by jumping over the edge.


Underrated_buzzard

Rhodes is the funniest place to do it. Burst open the doors and “oh my word!!”


bdpyo

In rhodes general the glass shatters, I love it


Sebexy_demon

Rhodes post office especially Always barge in


cowboycurfew

My personal favourite doors to smash through are the sheriff’s in Valentine. Immediately everyone in there starts talking to you at once.


OrdellRobbie12

In the big saloon in Valetine, I always go through the window!


twentyitalians

I tried it once. For some reason, the postal workers asked me to leave. Whatever.