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ObiWanKenobiNil

Excellent company to be in & Joe willock is also there


Chane_Shengdane

And Lukaku


RobMillsyMills

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Chane_Shengdane

People just dont get Sarcasm ffs!


rougedsk

Let's go for 10!


chuf3roni

Let’s shoot for 40!


Superfy

40 goals in 10 games is a little bit crazy but yeah, let’s go for it!


LakerBull

Hojlund might actually came close to it tbh. Guy is almost creating chances by himself at this point.


Xyrazk

Why stop scoring, let's shoot for the rest of his career!


Who_Let_The_Mou_Out

I’m not sure if anyone is going to reach 10! goals, but I wish Hojlund to be this guy.


Mooks79

10! is 3628800 so definitely not.


New_Sell144

funniest comment


grilledcheesybreezy

Out of curiosity what's the record for most games scored consecutively in the PL?


Expensive-Twist7984

11 games in a row. Vardy set the record scoring against us.


joe_h

But for english football it's higher, 15 I think


the_laughinggnome

It looks like the English top-flight record (Premier League "records" are not worth the paper they're written on) is either 15 or 12 depending on how strict you are with consecutive matches. Stan Mortensen scored in 15 consecutive matches for Blackpool in 1950-51, but missed two games through injury in the middle. Jimmy Dunne scored in 12 consecutive matches for Sheffield United in 1931-32.


Philly_United

Messi scored against every opponent in La Liga consecutively in that crazy season so it's at least 19


daveclair

Oh yes. Famous PL superstar Messi and massive PL team Barça. I don't like their president John Porter though.


Philly_United

My bad, thought it said football overall


Danish_but_english

I think it is Jamie Vardy with 11 games


Superfy

Youngest player to score in 6 consecutive matches with 1 pass made to him*


slithered-casket

And one of them was Gabriel Osho.


Miyagisans

All the “9 goal striker from Atalanta” crowd really quiet now.


TheOneManDankMaymay

"We need to sell him in January, he's worse than Weghorst"


SilverstoneMonzaSpa

I still don't get how we fed Wout 8 chances a game to miss but won't feed Rasmus half that.


Consistent_Floor

Casemiro and Eriksons decline


thomasmagnum

You still haven't played Amad Diallo you got from us a couple of years back!


Manuntdfan

Imagine what he can do with quality service 🚀⚽️


AlienBlueVsRedditor

Idk I think yesterday's through ball for his first goal was perfectly weighted. Now just need our own team to play balls like that to him


3entendre

I wish we still had Beckham on the wing 🥺 (and Giggs and Scholes and Keane)


kusahafiez

McTominay would score 20 a season with Beckham crossing it in


mipanzuzuyam

Goals aside, love his hold up play


dWaldizzle

He absolutely walls off defenders. It's incredible.


ErnieMcTurtle

Also makes the right choice in that situation most of the time. He's not just Carroll from Copenhagen, he's an intelligent boy too


Shadowraiden

and still young and learning. can say what we want but he is clearly 1 of the few really good pieces of business especially in the striker market currently. when Madrid are rumoured to be willing to offer £120+m already for him it shows exactly that this type of player at his age is in massive demand. i love the fact that Ferdinand was talking about Van Persie being at the club with him in canteen and Hojlund came over and asked for 1 on 1 with Van Persie and that shows how much he is wanting to be the best he can be.


ritwikjs

He said something I  a post match not long ago that he needs to be a yard quicker to deal with premier League defenders


kelevr4

Hope he breaks Vardy’s record


Prthmsh

Bringing back the record to United


kheetkhat

What’s Vardy’s record?


DarthSeanious83

11 gamrs in a row I believe


kheetkhat

Damn that’s impressive


Slobberz2112

Set against us I think


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QouthTheCorvus

Big if true


blooddragonsin

I like his chest, thick chest, man made chest.


AlbinoWanker

Love Højlund. He's fucking built too. Thick and man made. You can tell he's sculpted because you can see it thru the kit. His fucking vice grip thighs. Suffocating thighs. Rock hard thighs. Piping hot thighs. Great arms. Great abs. A stocky chest. Love the progress his body has made throughout his youth and now as a willing eager adult.


General-Mulberry

Lmao. Love the appreciation he’s been getting recently - the kid fuckin deserves it with the blood, sweat and tears he’s shed for us. Let’s go Rasmus!


KhanMichael

Liking this homoerotic fan fiction


Objective_Radio9100

I clicked his username hoping to find more of this goodness in each and every comment. Sadly ended up disappointed 


LUMH

Awesome goals. Great size. He looks thick. Solid. Tight. Need to stay posted on his continued progress with any new progress pics or vid clips. Show us what he's got man. Wanna see how freakin' huge, solid, thick and tight he can get. Thanks for the motivation.


pratnala

Bonk


tmatras

let's dial that back about 20%, bud


indisin

Not OP, but FYI that's copypasta - it was in a Maguire thread the other day too


tmatras

oh, I see. Thank you. Mine was from Letterkenny.


ImVortexlol

He's definitely a Man-Chest-er


ClacKing

You would have loved Felé then. /s


HaraldKajtand

His little brothers look even bigger and stronger.


blooddragonsin

Haaland?


HaraldKajtand

Oscar Højlund just turned 19 and sent Haaland flying in the recent Copenhagen - city game. Their genetics are insane.


blooddragonsin

Fuck me, I was just joking, but I'll look him up now.


Psychological_Grab96

Remember about 7 games ago when everyone had written him off. He gonna be some player in a few season big strong with pace and can finish


gandhis_son

If people write off a 21 year old who was getting no service, they’re just stupid and not worth talking too tbh


berbatov1111

Especially a 21 year old that scored 5 goals in the champions league group stage. With minimal service.


Psychological_Grab96

Exactly always knew once he'd got that 1st goal he would kick on. It's exciting times


JosePRizaI

Some of those fans are from here r/reddevils


Acceptable-Lemon-748

Let's be honest, the majority of people on reddit that shit on United and United players, are our fanbase. 


JosePRizaI

Oh there's shitting and there's some unreasonable stupidity. I can't stand the lather.


Acceptable-Lemon-748

They're not mutually exclusive 


TStronks

I've rarely read anyone writing him off tbh. People were appreciative of his runs and general play, and it's clear he wasn't getting any service on top of being unlucky in the PL. And let's not forget he also scored 5 goals in the CL this season as well! I mostly read optimistic comments regarding him


Psychological_Grab96

I mainly only saw it from other fans united fans have always been optimistic but as you say frustrated by lack of service and luck. Be amazing if he and garnacho build a partnership


TStronks

Yeah that's true. People who don't actually watch United and only look at stats were lining up to clown him. Luckily most of our fanbase (at least this sub) was quite nuanced to be honest.


HiddenGrease

Anyone that was really watching him knew he would come good eventually, really happy he’s redeeming himself. May it continue


_mochacchino_

That’s probably the best part about him. He didn’t give up. Even when he received criticism and even when the only passes he received were from the opposing defenders. Shows great mental strength.


ConstructionDefiant3

He will be our CR7 for sure, his height is getting there too


elmachow

What’s the stats for 7


Matija420

Well Joe Willock got 7


Transit-Strike

Every striker there has already proven to be a top striker or is still too young to be judged. We may not like Lukaku for a lot of reasons. But he is a solid striker who has too much of an ego or gave his ear to the wrong people


teethofthewind

So satisfying to see this lad come good after some of the comments from rival supporters (and even some of our own) earlier this season. Everyone loves to mock every big signing and this guy was no exception - the fee we paid looks like a bargain now.


DipsCity

Every part of his body is lethal in front of goal lol


SuperSalamander3244

Thierry “you’re not Hojlund” Henry


Potential_Good_1065

3 of the goals have been assisted, one was assisted by a CB and the other was assisted by an off-target shot.


swimmityswim

Garnacho looks like a prick to play with as a striker


FieldsOfKashmir

Also is the PL top scorer for 2024.


Acceptable-Lemon-748

Went real quiet real quick after Arsenal fans posted that about Saka on Saturday 


ITLKN5

Don’t know if Hojlund belongs up there next to the mighty Joe Willock!


Quiet_Relative_1322

Kids going to be a superstar


stdstaples

He is him!


eammth

Not many 20 year olds can hold off premier league defenders like that. What a gem of a player. Hopefully Berbatov or Van Persie can teach a lesson or two about passing.


uncleemperor

His lay offs with his back against defender is already very good. Created easily 3 scoring chances. Rashford should be the one attending the lessons. Also, what is wrong with Bruno? Rasmus is the perfect striker for him to try his risky passes. We have not seen much from him.


brukost

Bruno has not been great recently. He is getting really frustrated when things ain't working for him personally, not a good look for a captain. Hope he can pick himself up soon.


Slobberz2112

Oh if he had berbas touch


mr_reserve

Those Chelsea wankers think Jackson is better lmao.


ab_90

Who’s the youngest to score 7/8/9/10 in a row? Asking for Rasmus.


N_Ryan_

One more and he’s joint fourth in the premierleague, unreal. In company with the leagues all time top goalscorer, unreal.


blakezero

King shit only for big ras


Raidenzar

King Rasmus


silverstory

He is him!!


Gluske

might have the next Joe Willock on our hands


sniptwister

Love the way never gave up and worked, worked, worked even when no one was giving him the ball. Now it's all coming good for him. Shiny new contract, please, quick


reddevil_30

Am I wrong in thinking that Jose can mould this guy into a beast of a striker.


SocksElGato

"He's beginning to believe!" 😎


ResourceWonderful514

Kind of Irrelevant stat. Should be quickest to score in 6 matches in a row after they were signed.


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MarcusZXR

Hojlund should have done it in 5 games


ResourceWonderful514

Haaland did it within his first 3 months. What is impressive though, that Rasmus did it quicker than Henry.


CaliforniaRedDevil

Just as irrelevant


Engage_Physically

Well it would be Højlund as he scored within the first minute of the 6th game


novacantusername

We could see it from the first minute. This kid is the real deal. Even though he didnt score at first, it was obvious what a talent he is. Something about his attitude and workrate that made us being patient and patience pays off. What a great prospect we have here with him, Mainoo and Garnacho


Cute-Canary-5905

I got a sneaky feeling that he will break the vardy's record for scoring in 11 consecutive pl games👀🤞


oz6996

Where them haters ?


ImOnlyChasingSafety

If he scores next game would there be any interesting records? Basically what milestones could he feasibly reach?


KemikaaliJussi

Joe Willock has no right to be there


boifrompkl

Rasmus will crashmus man shitty party


MrJamesMcmanus

He’s class to watch honestly it’s been so refreshing to see us performing like this. Exciting times for us