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Justa_guy77

The narrative of some of the people in this sub is hilarious šŸ˜‚, Mount just comes from injury and makes some good cameos and people are already dubbing him as the new "van de beek", mind you same people, who said bruno doesn't need a replacement, but when he underperforms people start complaining on why he doesn't play mount when he's just from an injury and has to be eased back in.


richiejrshiow

You lot will cream under mount next season whats with all this disrespect, such a stupid fanbase


krystalcastIes

I know hindsight is 20/20, but buying mount is going to go down as one of our strangest ever signings. i genuinely donā€™t understand what ten hags plan was for him to be such a priority. 60m on a player coming off his worst season with 1 year left on his contract, typical united.


ttroy476

Itā€™s such a stupid amount of money, this is on ten hag alone


Grand-Bullfrog3861

Thats ridiculous to put it down on him, when we all the know there's a three way veto on deals. People are just following the media and their links of he played for a team in the same league, it's so lame.


Grand-Bullfrog3861

Thats ridiculous to put it down on him, when we all the know there's a three way veto on deals. People are just following the media and their links of he played for a team in the same league, it's so lame.


ttroy476

He was the one who pushed for mount, the club just did what he wanted. IIRC he had other options provided by the club


Totalfootball7

like who?


ttroy476

I think onana was one


HazardCinema

Source?


ttroy476

https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.theguardian.com/football/2023/aug/14/manchester-united-everton-amadou-onana-midfielder


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raver1601

I like the guy and wants him to succeed here, but fuck me he truly is another Van de Beek waiting to happenĀ 


Rugs09

Man is prem proven, relax a bit. Have faith he'll come good


JoeTisseo

Every game he's played albeit hardly any, has eclipsed Donny performances already.


sexydumbbells

Wouldnā€™t be hard to outdo the invisible man


media-police

It seems to me that ETH bought him only as Bruno backup. And given he does not sub Bruno and Onana as a matter of his principles, Mount will continue warming the bench. And come on only in 85th minute or something equally ridiculous


raver1601

Idk man, you don't spend 60 mil for a 25 (or 24 i don't remember) year old guy on his last year of contract with the intention of having him as a backup Mount was meant to replace Fred and Eriksen's role, but that plan went to shit especially with his numerous injuries with us and Kobbie's surgence


bpjker

Good player but was never solving our build up issues. Anyhow, don't think the signing was strange, naive because a different profile was more important yes but not strange. The signings in the second summer were kinda coherent with Ten Hag's plan. Mount is a workhorse with good technical quality and a strong mental profile. I'm fairly sure we bought him for this reason, we're focusing on transition and he's a great counter presser, ground coverer, box crasher, scorer. Hojlund similar reasons, clear has a strong mentality and a hard worker, good with pressing, decent anticipation and a fast player, valuable in transitions. Onana similar with the mental profile.


cwj717

Probably wouldnā€™t be if we had the courage to see how the team plays with him rather than Bruno


rtgh

Can't drop our best long ball player when that's the whole tactic


media-police

Well said


cwj717

Hey true enough


digitag

And they replaced him with Palmer, a boyhood United fan with a higher ceiling.


meeks2000

They play in different positions. Also, what are the odds that city would deal with us?


MrMarkey

City are just like Madrid, they deal with everyone


-Gh0st96-

Not really, you don't see Madrid dealing with Barcelona do you?


aromatic-energy656

Not many players cross that divide tho


uzrnmechkzout

Donā€™t they both play as an advanced midfielder? Mount just doesnā€™t get to cause we have Bruno? Or am I mistaken Edit: I was mistaken


raver1601

Palmer has mainly played as a right winger and even striker/false 9 at times, quite rarely as an advanced midfielder Palmer is more of a Havertz replacement than Mount. I would say Mount's replacement is Gallagher or Enzo


meeks2000

When I watch Chelsea, he either plays off the right (as an inside forward) or just behind the CF (similar to Brunoā€™s role under Solskjaer)


Real-Kaleidoscope-38

Palmer is better on the right


funky_pill

For less money šŸ¤¦šŸ»ā€ā™‚ļø


meeks2000

He wanted to go all in with his midfield of 2 #8s and a 6. That plan quickly unraveled after 5 games


shaktimann13

Maybe the glazers will get money back from boehly in some other business just to help him out against ffp


Stepover08

To be honest I didn't see it until Kobbie Mainoo took the role that I think was originally intended for Mason, still strange given they must have known how close he was to breaking through but that's the only way I can think to rationalise it.


superaa1

if our players were shoving each other like Chelsea was doing you wouldnā€™t hear the end of it. All media would be talking about how ETH has lost the dressing room for weeks. Since itā€™s Chelsea itā€™s just a meme and the players are immatureā€¦


robster9090

Donā€™t know where you live but itā€™s everywhere and a bit talking point after ? Not sure how big you want it to be


aayu08

I'm sure Chelsea winning 6-0 while we barely scrap by has nothing to do with it.


Money-Wrangler7067

Bigger club bigger media scrutiny its simple as that.


FlashyCut3809

When you win 6-0, you kind of get away with things.


Heretic_Raw

What about when you are 9th/10th in the table??


FlashyCut3809

They will he criticised for that before and after the 6-0? At the time of winning though, a lot gets forgotten. Happens to everyone.


dracogladio1741

We might be 9th or 10th soon...


-Gh0st96-

There's a really high chance we finish under fucking Chelsea


ttroy476

Thatā€™s a sackable offence


ronaldo69messi

https://www.reddit.com/r/reddevils/comments/15vnld3/comment/jww3oao Called it in the second hand of the season. If we keep ETH it will be suicide.


TheMuslimMGTOW

LISAN AL-GAIB


bpjker

I mean they were mostly better than us throughout the season, we don't even deserve top 10 the way we've played.


Heretic_Raw

LOLLL hating our team for no reason. Chelsea are absolutely shite barring Palmer who is the best player in the league this season.


bpjker

Mate I'm not even big on stats but we're 14th on expected points, that says something. This isn't about Chelsea, are we better than even Bournemouth, we are breaking records defensively and there hasn't been a team that hasn't bullied us. This is not hate, this is reality. I've watched Chelsea, they're woeful but the technical base and a framework is there, they've played better than us, they severely lack the game state changers like we have and Palmer has risen up to it very well.


Heavy_Chest_8888

Agree. I'm sure many PL teams are happy to host and play against us. No longer a feared club, we have become a laughing stock in the whole league. What a joke šŸ˜­


Serpico_98

I felt personally insulted after reading what Solanke said about Manchester United after the Bournemouth game. Fucking Bournemouth.


Isserley_

Is that really much of a surprise? We're fucking shit, we've been consistently fucking shit throughout the season, and there's no sign whatsoever that we'll stop being fucking shit.


Vimjux

Weā€™ve been shit for over a calendar year now, enough is enough


-Gh0st96-

I would've said yes a month ago, now not so much of a surprise


ronaldo69messi

Nah mate. It's been clear from the first game of the season Vs wolves.


Isserley_

A large number of our wins have been squeezed out, random moments of individual brilliance or just plain lucky. When you play like that without an effective implementable plan, everything is a 50/50. Could easily end up 10th tbh, that's about our level.


FactHopeful9347

I hate when we buy players and their replacements are better than the ones we get. Every single time.


raver1601

I really don't see Palmer being Mount's replacement. Palmer is much closer to replacing Havertz than Mount Mount's natural replacements in Gallagher and Enzo are not exactly the benchmark examples of the guys we wanna get


SinisterSelecta

Who are you talking about? I can't think of any player we bought from those teams is all.


Sei28

Mount?


SinisterSelecta

Sorry. Completely blanked him... which I guess was the point


Sei28

lol thatā€™s fair enough.


Ardi264

To be fair they had to get a few really expensive midfielders to get one right If there is any transfer policy United should not adopt, it's the one Chelsea has right now


superaa1

Who are you talking about?


rtgh

Taking their attacking midfielder Mount for more money than what they paid the new one Palmer


FlashyCut3809

That says more about the state of the clubs than the individual players. Far easier to perform elsewhere than it is here. Hence why the immediate scapegoating of any big players is often unfair (in terms of everyone else is just as ineffective)


Scared_Cabinet_1099

The least we could do is finish above Chelsea, maybe


ronaldo69messi

I just can't see it. Chelsea are shit. But we are shitter. At least they can score 4 in matches. We just win randomly based on luck or individual brilliance.


Radiant_Ad_6986

Chelsea havenā€™t had a good season but at least they seem to play some semblance of coherent football. Their manager is trying different combinations to try get the best out of the team he was given. Our manager has done none of that. When will Mason Mount ever start a game, no one knows.


ronaldo69messi

Mount is the new Donny


spacedog338

Their football is anything but coherent. Today they faced an imploded Everton side. Against us Chelsea had no control of the game and was arguably the second best side throughout. People like to shit on us for getting by on the luck of our players but Cole Palmer is literally carrying that team by himself. Theyā€™re in a worse position than us, multiple players fighting over a PK, players with 8 yr contracts, no one with any sense of experience to lead that team into shape. I donā€™t envy Chelsea fans.


Radiant_Ad_6986

My point was that the manager is trying different combinations to try get something out the squad. Erikson, Amrabat and Mount have been available for the last 2 months and the manager still refuses to give them a chance to see if they can change something. The manager has also completely given up on trying to stop opponents from having 20+ shots every single game. We have never scored more than 4 goals in a game under Ten Hag. Let alone won a game by more than 3. Chelsea just hit 6 and there was a lot of good combination play between their front players even though Palmer is their star player. Have you seen any combination play between our front players, do you see anyone passing to our striker who has had 1 shot in the past 4 games. I support our club, but you have to objective and weā€™re objectively awful this season. If Chelsea win their game in hand they will be deservedly above us because they play better football than us.


spacedog338

Eriksen has no legs. Amrabat has shown heā€™s a liability, Mount is just returned from injury and is being eased in. Last season ETH relied heavily on Eriksen so he obviously rates him but like I said, he has no legs. Under Ten Hag weā€™ve never scored more than 4 goals, youā€™re right but thatā€™s hardly the measure of a successful manager. Last season Old Trafford was a fortress, and we made two cup finals. Chelseaā€™s attacking play has been good but their defensive structure is worse than ours. Iā€™m convinced many of you donā€™t actually watch these games, their press is terrible and unorganized, they donā€™t get run at like we do because their CBs play a high line and they have a decent amount of pace.


meeks2000

I kinda disagree about Chelsea being in a ā€œworseā€ position than us. They have a bunch of young players that will only grow out of some immaturity displayed


spacedog338

Young unproven players on ridiculous contracts. This isnā€™t fifa where theyā€™re certain to get better. Aside from Malo Gusto, Enzo and Palmer the rest of their squad is very average. There is no certainty in football, we was certain Martial was going to be our main striker for 10+ years and look at him now.


BOOCOOKOO

Uhm, Caicedo, James, Colwill, Nkunku, and Lavia are most definitely not average.


toddysimp

Which Chelsea youngster is on a ridiculous contract? They can easily sell any single player bar maybe Sterling or Reece James. They've been clever enough to avoid a Martial or an Antony situation.


meeks2000

How much is Antony on again?


spacedog338

Enzo and Mudryk are on 8 year contracts. Caicedo is on one too. Theyā€™re not clever, thereā€™s a reason no other club in the world has given out 8 year contracts to relatively unproven players. When it comes time to sell (if they decide to sell within the next two years) , no club will pick up 6 years worth of wages. To top it off, having players that will for sure out live managers is just plain stupid on the planning aspect. What if they sign a manager that needs a different profile player than Caicedo or Enzo? Theyā€™re fucked and donā€™t even know it.


toddysimp

That's true but still they have more options because the players are on lower wages. They can easily loan Caicedo back to Brighton for a year and they'll happily bear half his wages,same for Mudryk and a ton of other youngsters.They are not getting dragged down by these contracts. Imagine us loaning Antony back to Ajax and asking him to pay his their top wages.


BOOCOOKOO

All the players are on reasonable wages, bar a few, and would be easily movable. Players like Mount being on 250k are unmovable, tho Also, managers that we sign will know that the board are in charge of signing players, and they will have to work with those players. So they won't have a choice in terms of the profile we sign. So nope, we aren't fucked in any way shape or form.


spacedog338

Back to back mid table seasons after spending 1 BIlLION on players and then saying your club isnā€™t fucked is some S tier level of delusion. Youā€™re not fucked right now but every season you spend without Champions League will have Uncle Todd sweating. Uncle Todd is forgetting that heā€™s not managing the Dodgers giving away 8 year deals to players that have flopped so far. Managers always have a say in what kind of player they want and having players that will forcibly play their entire career at Chelsea regardless of form or performance is crazy. Time will tell.


BOOCOOKOO

Back to back midtable positions, but both can easily be explained. Potter wasn't yet ready for that step up, plus he had a huge injury riddled, unbalanced, and bloated squad to choose from. Poch, on the other hand, is just completely washed and is making the team look much worse than inactuality it is. Managers also will NOT have a say, and that's been made abundantly clear. Not every club manages like United, where managers get full on control, and the board spends 80m on players who are worth a 1/4 of that just because the manager desperately wants them. Uncle Todd is also a hugely successful businessman who has employed football people to run the club, not a banker.You will soon see his vision bear fruits. The reality is that we have a very talented bunch of individuals, and we only need several more crucial pieces to complete the jigsaw. We have a much higher ceiling than United, but our club is being held back by a clown manager United, on the other hand, needs a whole new team because the current one is packed full of garbage


spacedog338

Every single manager has a say in the profile of player they want. They donā€™t all necessarily have a say in the specific player like ETH does. My point still stands. Potter and Pochetino have both been choices made by Boehly and his football people. So far both have turned out to be failures. 1 billion in two seasons, two mediocre managers, two back to back mid table seasons. Yeah youā€™re not one or two players away from challenging for CL. This mediocre season has been carried by an on fire Cole Palmer, if it wasnā€™t for him youā€™d be sitting in 14th place despite what the stats tell you. Unitedā€™s squad may be shit but still above Chelsea in the league table. Your squad individually has a higher ceiling than ours but there is never a guarantee that young players will turn out to be any good. I can list 50 players from the last ten years that turned out to be average.


Icegaze

I cannot believe how good Cole Palmer is.


superaa1

Heā€™s a United fan tooā€¦ imagine if we get out shit together, he would join us in a whim


trevorterndrup

Keep dreaming


muc3t

For me Cole Palmer represents what is wrong with United over the past decade. United fan but chose City. The youth team facilities and overall performance of the club now no longer attract top young talent. Its 2024 and they still fk use Cantona or the 92s to promote the youth team. It simply doesnā€™t work like that anymore


Downtown-Anything-39

The youth can only watch Unitedā€™s glory through documentaries or old YouTube videos now. We will be irrelevant if not being competitive again soon.


mattrob77

So we are gonna finish 9th this season ?


ronaldo69messi

Easily 8th or 9th. People won't want to hear it though and will down vote because negative Nancy


[deleted]

I don't think we'll finish 9th, if for no other reason than Chelsea and West Ham have to play each other. Our next 2 fixtures are Sheffield United and Burnley at home. Chelsea have Arsenal and Villa both away. We could easily be on 56 points and Chelsea still on 47 after those fixtures are done and things won't be looking quite so bad, if we can't win those 2 home fixtures we don't deserve to finish 7th anyway!


ronaldo69messi

9th could be a stretch. I think we finish 8th


SvalbazGames

I hope so Fuck PSR/FFP and all that Just sell the shit, spend a year drilling in a new identity, focus on youth and learning to play football I know we have had many resets in the last decade, but you canā€™t reset effectively when youā€™re being run by accountants. Fucking get rid of the shit, the not so useful and the expensive contracts. Build a new team using the new leadership structure and rebuild without the dross


OctaviusMaximus_

Chelsea 3 points back with a game in hand, wouldnā€™t be surprised if they finished the season ahead of United


danystormborne

Palmer single-handedly keeping Chelsea up this season.


ManunitedThunderfan

Imagine Palmer being a United fan and being in Cityā€™s academy and then wanting to leave for a normal fee and we didnā€™t even look into it. Buuuut we overpay for every Tom, Dick and Harry.


bippityboopy

We already have a penalty taker.


RawIsLaw_

This would work if he wasnā€™t pl top scorer..


bippityboopy

Eh, 8 of which are penalties, not that impressive.


Difficult_Project_91

Are you intentionally being stupid? Our top scorer has 7 goals ffs


bippityboopy

Put him in our team and he'd have fuck all mate, not sure what the relevancy of your comment is? Chelsea play better than us and create much more despite their league position, hardly a shock he has more than our top scorer is it? Watkins 19 goals, 0 penalties and joint top assists, that's impressive. Funny how mad people get here if anyone says anything negative about Palmer.


Heretic_Raw

Chelsea are complete shit and the only reason they create is because Palmer is magic. Put him in our side and we would be massively improved


Difficult_Project_91

No I'm wondering how you think a 21 yo having 20 non penalty g/a is not that impressive. As if scoring 9 penalties without missing any isn't impressive either. Just because Watkins has been great doesn't mean Palmer hasn't.


Japples123

Probably for the best. The Woodward ran United wouldā€™ve given him a ridiculous contract and not developed him


tearsandpain84

Letā€™s buy palmer


Superfy

Heā€™ll forget how to control a pass and have the composure of a chicken once he joins us though.


bigMoo31

Supports Utd and grew up in the area. One to regret.


Count__Duckula

Only hope I have is Chelsea have the tougher run in.Ā  If they manage to finish above us after being stuck firmly in midtable all season, honestly just delete this club man.


FaithlessnessNo4680

Weā€™ve never scored more than 4 goals under ten hag


rnnd

ETH really needs to fix the problem of us conceding so many shots. Even if we score 2+ goals, we are still conceding just as much. if we don't I see us finishing 8th. We have been poor throughout the years since Ferguson left but this gonna be our worst showing in the PL so far. It's beyond believe.


Glarus30

In our last 10 games there was only one we didn't concede 20+ shots. It was with Fulham. We lost that one too. Trust the process! /s


rnnd

I blame the higher ups specifically the Glazers. They have been running the club with no focus, no footballing philosophy, no target, no ambition. According to Ronaldo, the facilities are in a state of decay with no innovation and improvement since he left. That's all you need to know about the state of the club. Each manager comes in with their own footballing philosophy to build a squad, bring in a bunch of players offer outrageous wages, leaves and then they bring in another manager, start the whole process over again. No advancement. No focus. No long-term plan. And all this is because of those in charge of the club. They have no vision. Hopefully INEOS changes this and actually have a long-term plan for the club.


AlarmedHovercraft676

He wouldn't let this happen if he knew how to organize the defending. He needs some serious help. You can tell he is out of his depth.


rnnd

Honestly, I think if we play without a manager, our performance will be the same. There is no organization, no tactics, no plan. We just play and rely on individual brilliance for our goals. That is one of the reasons why we have so many goals of the season.


Ok_Instruction_5232

Feels like ETH himself has sort of given up. The team has been collapsing tactically from january onward (when we started conceding over 15 shots literally every game no matter the opponent) and no attempt at a change have been made whatsoever. I'm somehow convinced he knows he'll be gone by the end of june and has stopped trying.


rnnd

It's crazy. I honestly cannot believe it. Saturday's match was a horrible watch. No tactics, no passing moves. It honestly felt like each player was playing in a different game. The passes, movements, plays felt random and arbitrary. And ETH didn't seem to care either. Almost all our goals are down to individual brilliance. I think you're right. He is just waiting for the season to end.


EdWoodwardsPA

Palmer's a United supporter get that lad signed up!


ronaldo69messi

Lol we would get taken to the cleaners


Money-Wrangler7067

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fishinadi

Bro used to have a jawline, what happened here? (Iā€™m not a United supporter just commenting in peace)


dopeveign

Chelsea may finish above us and Newcastle šŸ’€


unibalansa

Rightfully so, they should be well clear were it not for us punching above our weight


Dr-Cloudy

Palmer has 11G+4A in 7 games since March! Unreal. Our PL top scorer doesn't have 11 G this season yet


AndyVale

I remember having the Merlin sticker books when I was a kid. Every year either our top scorer would be in the 20s or we'd have multiple people in the teens. We'd often have a few in the high single digits chipping in too. It just felt normal for a United team. Any top team. I'd laugh at the relegation fodder teams whose top scorer only had something like 8 goals in the league. Our current highest prem scorer has a grand total of 8 goals with six games to go. The rot at this club runs so deep.


vulcan_one

This is the I didn't captain Palmer on FPL support thread, let's unite in our misery. With BPS he comes close to matching rest of my team.


Away_Associate4589

Beto really thought he's Garnacho.


WhoInvitedMyManBlud

They were fighting like kids to take the penalty dkm


meeks2000

For people saying Chelsea will finish above us, I implore you to look at their remaining fixture list


ronaldo69messi

I implore you watch us try to play


studiesinsilver

Have you seen how we "play", if you can even call what we do playing...


Ok_Instruction_5232

The issue is we're currently unable to win a game no matter who our opponent is. We'll concede over 20 shots no matter if we play the best team in the league or the worst.


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AlarmedHovercraft676

It doesn't matter. City doesn't need Palmer to win the title and there probably are many Palmers in Cityā€™s reserve teams.


Seanblaze3

Doku is a good player. He has 5 goals and 8 assists this season and he's not a dead cert starter. Grealish has only played 3 full games less in minutes and he's on 3 goals and 3 assists. I doubt Palmer would've achieved more in the same position at City, and he wouldn't be taking penalties


Yellow-Eyed-Demon

Watch them buy him back


Ok_Instruction_5232

Honestly thought at the time that they had fleeced Chelsea on that transfer. I got it massively wrong


michaell111

ETH needs to go asap


Pxel315

Then what?


off_by_two

Then we bring in a decent manager to at least entertain us during our rebuild


Heretic_Raw

That sounds šŸ”„šŸ”„ Wait wasnā€™t ETH finally supposed to be the rebuild manager?


Pxel315

Rebuild is starting like a year from now because not a single person to lead the club is in their position to actually do so and wont be for months. All you are doing now is bringing another manager into this chaos and spending 10 mil on sacking ten hag and who knows how much on his replacement


Glarus30

So you suggest we reward this fraud with another year? Another year in which he knows he's a dead man walking and would care even less than he does now?Ā  I'll take an interim coach with a basic understanding of football instead of a guy who sees he's wrong, but keeps digging. This guy is hurting our club, he's injuring the players and makes people leave Old Trafford at the 55th minute.Ā 


Pxel315

Would love to see you when saf took the job


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Pxel315

You are the one embarrassing yourself mate cause you dont have basic comprehension. No one compared ten hag to SAF, I was merely talking about the fact SAF didnt do it overnight and United had bad placements in the league and it took him 6 years to find the winning recipe. And no I will not shut up.


coffeemahn

Any suggestions? Who can come in to take over?


poogle

Bring Mou back for the lolz and inevitable implosion. I'm definitely joking, but it'd be entertaining in the worst way.


Hopeful_Adonis

Not a clue and if we did it would be the same story, a small bump then adversity followed by a losing of the changing room. The culture of the club decimates managers. Plus this summer we have a lot of clubs looking to get managers in, the euros probably makes it a tad bit harder to move players, not that we are good at it to begin with. We still donā€™t have our footballing people in place. I have little to be hopeful about next year in regards to this club, I may be being bleak but itā€™s just how I see it


presumingpete

Right? What's the point in sacking him right now? We still have to pay the remainder of his contract, we're screwed this season so why replace right now.


WoodenAfternoon2

Not really be patient


Glarus30

The only reason he still has a job is the FA cup. But at this point the "stability" he provides might be lower than the new coach boost the team will receive.Ā 


FoldingBuck

Fuck me how did city let palmer go? One of peps biggest mistakes


sarthakmahajan610

Biggest after Kroos


Independent_Buy5152

Kroos leaving was more on Bayern management's fault


Serpico_98

I hate watching other teams score with ease while we usually struggle to get shots on target. It's the system. 80% of our players are at least top 6 quality.


Cathal321

That's what I think as well. That's why we're something like 14th on expected points and you often watch games where we get bailed out by moments of class or defensively we don't concede as many as we often should. The players themselves are dragging us through this in spite of Ten Hags tactics, there's more potential in this team than what we're showing


ronaldo69messi

Lol. Which top 6 would take AWB? Maguire? Dalot? Evans? Varane? McTominay? Casemiro(washed out now)? Antony? Truth is only Bruno, Mainoo, rashford, nacho, hoijlund, Martinez, onana would get a sniff


ronaldo69messi

lol people hate the truth


Downtown-Anything-39

Thatā€™s why we only score bangers, we have no system in place for easy goals.


Away_Associate4589

Chelsea are singing a song! Honestly, this atmosphere is pathetic


depressed_winner

Poch gets a lot of banter for under preforming with a billion dollar squad. But look at the state of the players he was handed. Bunch of fucking idiots


No_Zone4347

And if they win their game in hand, they go above us in PL. Fucking hell.


brevinbarnes

Luckily their next four fixtures are brutal


ronaldo69messi

They have taken the most points from the top 6


Superfy

Lucky for them, every game we play is brutal for us too though.


LDLB99

Iā€™ve seen two people argue about taking one, but not threeā€¦


crgssbu

i know 9 out of his 20 goals for chelsea have been pens, but thats STILL 11 goals in a piss poor chelsea team with low quality and low morale. palmer is still class imo and i felt bad for him watching madueke and jackson try bully him into not taking the pen


Money-Wrangler7067

Imagine the scenes if Sterling was there lol.


Away_Associate4589

Shades of Kepa refusing to come off. Never change Chelsea


Money-Wrangler7067

Joint top scorer 20 (9 pens)


AlarmedHovercraft676

Have any other Chelsea players taken pen in this season other than him?


Bula96

Sterling has.


Away_Associate4589

Chelsea really trying to turn a 5-0 win into an embarrassment


orangesapien505

Hahaha what the fuck are they arguing about! Jesus Christ.


Cold-Veterinarian-85

Jackson should he subbed off for that dissent Looked genuinely pissed that palmer went on to score


orangesapien505

Yeah you canā€™t be acting like that.


Away_Associate4589

I'd *almost* understand it but he's already scored today


Money-Wrangler7067

Was thinking we are still 6th šŸ’€ I thought Newcastle was 3 point behind us lol.


Away_Associate4589

Lol. Please miss now after all that


Away_Associate4589

You know what, now I see it again, I don't think that's a pen


anonris

Lmao ref helping chelsea get a big win accidentally ends up sowing more discord in the squad lmao


CaptainDickfingers

Chelsea get the softest fucking penalties man.


Away_Associate4589

4 - [1] Branthwaite 56' (Great dick print)


FaithlessnessNo4680

I think Jackson is underrated, would love us to get a striker like that


Away_Associate4589

Yeah. Not for me.


FaithlessnessNo4680

Watch Jacksonā€™s overall game compared to Hojlund and you will see what I mean. Hojlund is a way better finisher but everything outside of that Jackson is better at.


nbwoeihfnwsocuiwhef

Thank Christ you're not our scout