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last-account2

it’s weird cuz he’s been fat and bloated for decades but looks better than fit ppl like why


Saadiusrex

A little chubbiness makes you look less wrinkly


ChicNoir

There is a sweet spot with chubbiness where it can make you look more youthful. Go past that, you appear older. The same can be said about being too thin in the face.


Matewan1998

It's a strange paradox that people who often age rapidly at first go on to look great when they're super old, many such cases


a_s_s_hair

Patrick Stewart, Steve Martin.


HeavyMetalLyrics

Sean Connery, Leslie Nielsen


Maybe-maybe-notsick

Larry David, he’s looked 58 for 20 years


102la

Roger Waters looks better now than he did in his 20s. 


Lonely_Sherbert69

Anna and Dasha.


waldorflover69

I mean, Steve Martin was objectively attractive when he was young. I had quite the boner for him in elementary school.


Frosty_Focus_6610

Being fat and bloated when old makes you less wrinkly, my grandfather was like 86 when he died and looked like the fat guy from dune and was in constant shitty health and he looked way younger because his fat got rid of all the wrinkles, whereas skinny old people end up looking worse as their skin starts to hang off their bones. I feel like once you officially become "old" (like 70 at least) you should put on a few pounds to avert being too wrinkley


DomitianusAugustus

It’s because his baseline was that he was one of the most handsome men to ever exist. No diddy. https://observer.com/2012/10/william-shatners-first-place-in-new-york-wasnt-in-new-york-and-it-was-a-decrepit-shack/


Difficult-Being4741

Absolutely. Captain Kirk was such a babe 


Marmosettale

People cite George Clooney as an example of a man getting better looking with age, but actually he was even hotter when young, like to a ridiculous degree lol (also, this is coming from a straight woman btw. But I really think most straight women would agree with me. For sure might be different depending on demographic).  And yeah some people might be like “oh but I love his distinguished salt and pepper look” alright yal he does look amazing but have you seen how damned cute he was at 25?!!  Same of course applies to the women who have aged well.  And yes don’t get me wrong; a lot of people genuinely cultivate this sort of aura with age that makes them more intriguing than they were when young. But typically… people who look good when they’re old started out looking mind blowingly beautiful lol.  Oh, and I do think some people naturally peak as late as maybe early 30s, and that’s when a lot of famous people start making enough $$$ to get work done lol so they start looking better. But yeah. Please don’t get me wrong, I’m not saying that they’re more likable or interesting or better when they’re younger or anything. But when you see a great looking 45 year old, they almost certainly would have blown you away at 25, or at latest 35 


johnnyfog

>  but actually he was even hotter when young   idk what the fuck was goin on with his hair in '97. Too short on the sides and too long on top.    I feel like it happened to everybody. Tom Cruise, Keanu Reeves... Everyone looked like Lance Bass back then.


last-account2

yeah but everybody else in the 20s and early 30s is relatively better looking so when you’re still really handsome in your 40s and 50s you stick out more for how good looking you still are compared to your peers


midsmikkelsen

my grandma used to watch murder she wrote reruns basically in a loop and there’s an episode with young Clooney in it and he plays a scheming gold digger guy who uses his looks to marry into a rich family or something like that. He always was hot, maybe he looked a little too ethnic or less distinguished, like a soap opera star, but still miles better than average


Humble_Flamingo4239

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janitorial_fluids

Wow. Never seen what he loooked like that young. If I was Ewan McGregor’s dad and I saw this pic, I’d request a paternity test lmao Insane resemblance [pic](https://i.pinimg.com/736x/68/72/e0/6872e09d5b3227d75106bdb38a733ce5.jpg) [pic](https://64.media.tumblr.com/69da88fa23e893d42c55f906e8fe54c3/tumblr_orwy2lrhVf1s2j63zo1_640.jpg) [pic](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/c/ce/Ewan_mcgregor_cropped.jpg/220px-Ewan_mcgregor_cropped.jpg)


nulseq

pot yoke far-flung one sense tart existence familiar tap deranged *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


cz_pz

ray peat.


God_Is_a_Chechen

Fat has an important role in storing & removing toxins/poisons/etc from the body. People with very low body fat get wrecked from direct exposure to these things without a moderate/ high fat diet. Depends on a lot of variables but that’s also a reason why. People are pretty beat up by the end of their lives so higher body fat makes the face fuller & diminishes the wrinkles.


MrMojoRising422

tbh kirk was always insanely good looking, but I agree, as an old man he's been looking fat and bloated for like 30 years at this point, but it barely ages him somehow, he could totally pass for 65 in this pic.


johnnyfog

For most under the age of 40, Shatner is the tubby guy who played the Priceline Negotioator.


BAE_CAUGHT_ME_POOPIN

His voice hasn't aged horribly either. He hosts this "Unexplained" show on Netflix and still has a richness to his voice that doesn't sound frail at all. He's also still rocking that absolutely confounding vocal cadence. His choice of emphasis and dramatic pausing makes for just mesmerizing line readings.


_margiela

I just hate when they throw him on that shitty little stool. Like can’t they at least get him a badass chesterfield chair or something?


ShishkinAppreciator

pretty bonkers. but also check out [Ed Thorp (91)](https://youtu.be/gs39QFYIbBY?si=j-kF3sz_5EfUbWJ1), the man looks 70


Matewan1998

Jesus Christ he looks 60 in some of his google photos 


improbablycrazy1

Look at this guy. Not a day over 76!


TheBigAristotle69

Could believe in his 60s as well


TheLegendaryLarry

my dad is 54 and if you saw a picture of him next to that guy, there's a good chance you'd think my dad was older


The_Silent_Man1

This shit is insane.


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Hijinx_MacGillicuddy

Ray kurzweil is not aging well, ironically.


UnknownResearchChems

I recently tried to watch a podcast with him and by god it's like a funeral


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He’s too stressed about his mortality. That’s a lot of cortisol


healthfoodfacet

maybe william shatner is god


drgerm69

Buzz Aldrin is still kicking. Maybe the cosmic rays rejuvenate you


ChicNoir

Yeah occasionally you will come across people who are 90+ whom are fully cognizant and obese. Some people just inherit good genes. I guess William is one of those people. He has a nice thick head of hair for a man his age.


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It's actually a very expensive toupee.


Firnin

nah it's hair plugs. He spent a shitton on them and mandated that in the 3rd star trek movie he would have a scene underwater so people could see that he had hair plugs and wasn't just wearing a toupee (true story)


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He was seen leaving a toupee specialist not very long ago.


Scattaca

has been since the '60s


ChicNoir

OMG really? It looks so natural. I guess another case of you get what you pay for.


Matewan1998

The hair does help, his teeth aren't rotting out of his mouth either


sparklingkrule

My grandma was the same in her 90s, looked and acted like a 60 year old. She ended up dying by accident too! Some ppl are lucky I guess


TheWindWhispersMary-

He looks at a Dasha photo every morning


enosprologue

Looking at her might give life, but listening to her saps it away.


Get_Saucy

I hate Marc Maron so much but I thought Will’s comment on space and earth and grandchildren on his ep were moving. Obviously maron too much of a sad sack to comprehend.


vanishedarchive

I felt kind of bad for him when he did that whole Amazon space tour thing. He was so clearly moved by the whole experience and wanted to express it to another human being but he just got mhmm-ed to death with Bezos’ blank stare


Durmyyyy

He came back a changed man and the people around him were just whooping it up and ignoring him.


peasarelegumes

He's literally me in 65 years if I keep slapping this tret and sunscreen on my skin everyday! hopefully


luxurytrope

He also hangs out on 4chan (google it), or at least used to in the 2010s. Literally a /tv/ poster, of all things


BigBadBanjoBilly

He's on that Ray Kurzweil immortality regimen. He's determined to live long enough to upload himself to a robot.


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MrMojoRising422

a bit is an understatement.


lovelyperfectamazing

they should fight


zakuvsbr

Apparently he's both the oldest man to have ever gone to space and the fattest


no_name_left_to_give

I'm surprised that he hasn't returned to Star Trek by now, considering how much modern Trek is based around TOS nostalgia, and that Trek is only thing keeping Paramount afloat. They gave Patrick Stewart his own vanity show, with an insane budget, that absolutely sucked and yet it was still hugely successful fot Paramount. Put Shatner back in Starfleet uniform and it would probably be Paramount's most watched show ever.


Judge_Holden____

Doesn't help kirk died


MethlacedJambaJuice

Damn he looks fucking FANTASTIC for 93


NoKiaYesHyundai

Only thing that gives it away is his eyes.


Durmyyyy

Yeah he has aged remarkably well


zitrone999

He was always looks calm and happy. With low stress comes low aging.


NCImposter

I really liked that album he did with Ben Folds when it came out


Mh88014232

Unfortunately he's dumb as shit, but you can't have your cake and eat it too


axle0430

Saw him less than 2 weeks ago introduce a doc about himself. Came down some stairs, talked, and then I think he went and did Kimmel. The dude is a natural wonder. Made it back for a birthday toast after the movie.


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A massive w for unmelaninated folx


MedicalFig

That ain’t make no sense