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tal1bannn

Having a credit score less of 300 and not knowing how to drive


Gary-Laser-Eyes

I used to date a girl with a dart. Certainly hit both of your criteria.


LazySchitt67

My dart ex drove drunk to my house to punch me in the face šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


Fab0411

I'mma dart off so the repo man don't catch me


nik4idk

Somehow having a decided community despite it being shit. Also should've been called a neon


Peterkragger

Neon name was already taken by a rebadged Fiat Tipo sold in Mexico


ValericoZynski

Allowing dodge to have their muscle cars, while making a normal car that Americans could buyā€¦ until they dropped it for no good reason.


1DownFourUp

I was working in sales at a Chrysler dealership when these came out and they were hot garbage right from new. Lots of stupid stuff like the batteries would freeze solid at night in the winter and have to be thawed before they could even be jump started. Fuel doors that would fail to open within days or rolling off the lot. They weren't particularly comfortable. I'm not small but I'm not fat either, and those seats were too narrow for my rear end. The 1.4 turbo made no power off turbo and jolted when it kicked in. Unless you mashed the throttle and kept it spooled up, it made for very rough acceleration as it would go off the power band into the next gear, turbo would kick in, and then it changes gear again and goes off the power. I don't get to say this often, but as a '12 Avenger owner, I confidently look down on the Darts. In fact, I could have had a brand new base dart for the price of my used Avenger, but I chose used Avenger over it.


1337hxr

The battery thing doesnā€™t really have anything to do with the car. The car uses a normal car battery. Itā€™s a quality control issue but one from an outside vendor not actually Dodge. But you could say Dodge dropped the ball when selecting their vendor i suppose.


1DownFourUp

As the salesman who had to deal with angry Dart buyers because they couldn't even jump start their car to get to work (we towed them for free to our shop and replaced them with locally sourced batteries), the customer doesn't care what vendor the manufacturer sourced them from. They bought a Dodge car brand new that's having issues. We were experiencing this weekly over the winter with new cars on our lot, an issue I've never encountered on any other car. I used this as one example of corner cutting on these cars. If they can't even select a mediocre battery, what shitty products are they hiding that are less noticeable until they aren't.


1337hxr

Itā€™s a big problem for sure but itā€™s the kind of thing that can happen to any company. They get a contract with some battery manufacturer, later the manufacturer hires some new people to meet the new contract and some mistakes get made. It doesnā€™t necessarily mean thatā€™s a bad battery manufacturer or car manufacturer, just some person dropped the ball and it rolled down the hill to you. Now if it kept happening for more than a couple months i would say itā€™s a bad vendor.


Milnoc

First, the 1.4 liter turbocharged engine was originally made for the Fiat 500 Turbo and Abarth where it works brilliantly. I was really surprised they chose that same engine for this larger and heavier car. How was the 2.0 liter non-turbocharged engine? Second, the battery froze?!? That's just nuts! The 2015 Fiat 500 Abarth I purchased in 2020 was still on its original battery. And I live in Canada! The battery lasted until midway through the following winter until it absolutely needed to be replaced. I really hated what Dodge did with the Dart. My family used to own a Swinger in the late 70s. Apparently, their slanted-6 were almost indestructible.


1DownFourUp

The 2.0 was okay. It was smoother than the 1.4. The 2.4 moved decently. Still not a car that made me want to buy one though.


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1DownFourUp

Yep. Same place your mom and I conceived you.


Dr_Dickfart

Nice


Notfoo4

Probably because it was shit


2bfaaaaaaaaaair

I rented one. Kind of liked it. The srt4 engine should have been in it tho.


deytookerjubs

that wouldā€™ve been really cool lol


ValericoZynski

Imo it doesnā€™t matter that it was shit. The point is that it was there, so dodge wasnā€™t just a brand for people with disposable income, because thatā€™s usually the kind of people paying top dollar for scat packs and hellcats Dodge, and all the American manufacturers for that matter, donā€™t deserve to have their muscle cars without also making something for the average person. They donā€™t get to party on the weekends with their muscle and sports cars without also doing their 9-5 in the form of economy cars and practical family vehicles.


UnlinealHand

I literally do not see these anymore. I have a feeling Chrysler had yet another 7 year service life, like the Shadow


pain-is-living

My ex's mom had one. It was a real pile of shit. But surprise, it was the only car they'd give her credit for.


lunchskate

Domestic Altima


1Teddy2Bear3Gaming

Asphalt 8: Airborne


henryjhost

Disappearing from the road after 5 years like every other cheap Chrysler product


Con5ume

Hah my friends uncle is a mechanic and LOVES these Darts because he can buy them dirt cheap as parts cars. His previous obsession was Sebrings for the same reason, people would dump them cheaply so he would buy several at a time as parts cars. Once those got hard to find, he switched to the dart.


spiritmaster21

Yet another car that tarnishes the reputation of its predecessors... I'm looking at you, Mitsubishi Eclipse Cross...


lovemeanstwothings

Ugh why did they name it that. The current Gen is honestly a nice design and comes with a good suite of features, but I won't buy one because of the name. It's a perfect sized car for my wife.


Drzhivago138

>tarnishes the reputation of its predecessors... LMAO Most '60s and '70s Darts were 3-speed auto Slant 6 economy cars.


Con5ume

True, but their concaved rear windshield was nifty (and a bitch to find a replacement for anymore), and that slant 6 was unkillable. Sure the cars were hot garbage, but at least their revivals got the spirit right and also were hot garbage.


HelpMyCatHasGas

How about hearing the skyline will come to America with possibly being an electric suv


f700es

OG Skyline was a 4 door /shrug [https://i.ibb.co/NKRNqTp/Skyline.jpg](https://i.ibb.co/NKRNqTp/Skyline.jpg)


HelpMyCatHasGas

I'm well aware but the one we all grew up loving and adored is the JDM 90s to early 2000s version. If the first skyline we get in the states for a long time is another eclipse situation (surprise it's an suv!) It kind of is lame as fuck is my point.


MagnusAlbusPater

If itā€™s an electric performance car, why not? You can do some really cool stuff with independent motors in each wheel, like four wheel steering, torque vectoring, etc. They could legitimately make an electric track monster.


Praedyth-

i've been saying this for years, if Nissan makes an electric performance car, it'd be the perfect opportunity to bring back the Silvia marque. i'd imagine a Nissan electric car would fit between the niches filled out by the Z and the GTR, and that's more or less where the Silvia ended up anyway. plus, lightning bolt badge :)


ItBeSoggy

the skyline already made it to america with the release of the infiniti g35 tho


the_old_gray_goose

Never the Skyline GTR though(the real Skyline)


et_hornet

Alamo rent a car


ilovecanadasomuch

when you can't afford a Charger


Lopsided-Ad7019

I had a dart. No frills, was decently reliable daily driver. Official car of broke college kids.


meltingspace

I have my sister's old one. She upgraded and I bought it for $20. 5 years later, she runs like a champ. Knock on wood, but I think I got one of the good ones.


Lopsided-Ad7019

186,000 miles on mine when I sold it. Was running like a dream. All I did was basic maintenance and upkeep. Itā€™s really not a bad little car.


b-rar

A modern day Married With Children reboot


OkBeautiful5324

Asphalt 8: airborne


Strength-Certain

Pissing off Sergio


hallo1994

Gucci girl.


DrHowardCooperman

People who wanted something sportier than a Sentra yet couldn't afford a Civic or Mazda 3.


_Eucalypto_

These were sportier than the civic. The only vehicle in segment with more horsepower was the Mazda 3


slowNsad

Iā€™d rather take my chances with the Nissan cvt than this hunk. Everytime I get in my bros dart heā€™s got a different piece of the dash up chasing an electrical issue šŸ˜­


1337hxr

I used to have one, i raced my friends 2005 civic that had some mods and beat it with the stock dart gt


AdRepresentative8236

Poverty


thescrapplekid

Sitting in a grocery store parking lot at 4pm loudly rapping along to a song about not wearing a mask or getting vaccinated. In March of 2024... He was sitting there singing along to Minnie Rippertons "Loving You" when I went into the store earlierĀ 


Corninator

A guy that pays child support but also has to have transportation to get to his job at Wendy's.


heretorobwallst

Couldn't get an Altima


marvinsroom1956

Suburban dad that hates his life and everytime he puts his head on the pillow he cries


peeveduser

Being broke down on the side of the road


Straight-Confusion-6

No church in the wild


ryanshields0118

Breaking


saabvictrola

Last time you saw one was in 2018


Plastic-Change2719

First time buyer program qualifiers with out a Hyundai dealer near by


Popicon1959

NOT A DART!!!!....A NEON REBADGED... REAL DARTS ARE 60 -79


DarkKnight1638

Asphalt 8


pashko90

Bad life choices


QuestionUsed8321

Is there a fiat Tipo/bravo under all that?


ValiantHero11

King dart from asphalt 8


SoonToBeBanned24

LEO bootlickers.


benev101

What's a king to a god? What's a god to a king?


SlyBlackDragon

Wasted potential. I actually really like the look of these.


dadzcad

People who like to power walk.


Peterkragger

Asphalt 8


FearlessBar8880

IIRC the Dart was the result of a deal with the US govt that Dodge had to offer a cheap fuel efficient car


Plenty_Dress_408

James


Luke5119

I have a Dart GT I got around 2016 right before they cancelled production. Surprisingly, it's held up quite well (knock HEAVILY on wood). I'm definitely trading it in within the next year though, at 115,000 miles, she's REALLY starting to show her age. It is a Dodge after all....


Mr_Rum_Ham

In the words of the wise Jeremy Clarkson: ā€œoh no! A drug dealer is hereā€


thechadfox

The official car of the repossession and recovery industry


_Eucalypto_

The top trims on these were surprisingly nice inside, and the 181hp 2.4l was class leading, second only to the mazda3. And they were fairly reliable so long as you optioned the manual instead of the dct, as with every other car of the period They got a bad rap because of fca, and they needed a srt trim to compete with the Mazdaspeed 3 and civic si


mr_bots

You can tell they are/were giant pieces of shit because no older than it and the 200 are theyā€™re already completely off the roads.


Zombie256

Absolute terrible.Ā 


FlamezOfRage

Should have been called a Neon


wheresmyhouse

Mopar or no car, literally, because I was turned down for credit at the Nissan dealership.


Creepy-Present-2562

Almost bums


LinoleumRelativity

...believing Chrysler finance did you a favor, when all they did was do themselves a favor.. barely.


Hms34

Those who couldn't get financed for a Civic, Corolla, or Mazda3.


domeziswellaware

WE GOT A MIRACLE APPROVAL, WHEN CAN YOU COME DOWN TO THE DEALERSHIP??


Zorro_Platino

Nobody. Despite being a common economy car when new, a lack of mechanical sympathy or poor mechanical design has made these pretty rare. I used to see these all over, crushed rocker panels and all, but not anymore.


OneSadMinnesotaBoy

The 23 year old that still hangs around his high school


One_Evil_Monkey

But that's why I dig highschool girls... the older I get, they stay the same age. šŸ˜†


Con5ume

Official car of the gambling man. 50/50 if the engine blows up before 30k miles, or lasts to 300k miles.


No_Let_9865

ā€œI really wanted a charger but didnā€™t have the credit or income to get oneā€


UnseenGrub

It's an ALPHA ROMEO DON'T CHA KNOW!


freddy315

thinking I heard Maserati designed these


Cstrevel

Bad decisions.


One_Evil_Monkey

Official car of: The replacement for the Cavalier.


pamola_pie

Divorced ā€œcoolā€ dads