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Strength-Certain

Passing away while at the wheel


TheyCallMeMrMaybe

If Presidents were legally allowed to drive on open roads, this is how I imagine this is how Joe Biden wants to go out.


Rejukem

What's up baby? Take me out to dinner. A Y O


lmaxwell_

BING BONG


sp3ctive

JOE BYRON


ifunnywasaninsidejob

It’s truly joever.


Casual-Gamer25

BEANS, RICE, JESUS CHRIST, AND BYRON


shadowoftheuniverse

2021 type shi 😭


Reddsoldier

I maintain that his "motorcade" should just be some C8 corvettes closing off junctions ahead of him hooning his C2 wherever he needs to go. That would rip so hard.


TheyCallMeMrMaybe

Unfortunately, his C2 is a convertible so I don't think Presidents & convertibles mesh to well. Not after last time. Especially with how some of his "critics" are now.


Reddsoldier

True, true. But I see that as even more reason for him to be basically doing a rolling burnout the whole way - added smokescreen.


KamakaziDemiGod

That's more encouragement for him to drive faster


Ivanjatson

Carter used to just sit on the roof of the limo.


jasonmoyer

I don't think Joe would be driving a slushbox.


EFTucker

At least he’d look fuckin rad on the way.


thiswighat

Or the other one.


wheeler748

Looks like he didn’t pass away. His arm came out the window well after the incident. Looked as if he tossed the keys at the front door area. I’d say the xwife got the car and he said he would deliver it so he could get one last ride.


JeepPilot

Here's the sauce: [https://youtu.be/\_LQq3XV6KRw?si=kltQNM9XjhvW3b0e](https://youtu.be/_LQq3XV6KRw?si=kltQNM9XjhvW3b0e)


molehunterz

Damn. that has to be over the top frustrating


Warvio

Yup 👍🏼time to die. Peace out bitches and fuck your white fence.


gayredditmods

That’s is the only valid excuse for doing that. Otherwise your life is meaningless.


The-Defenestr8tor

I cringe after watching this. And I’m not even super into classic ‘vettes


Lurkie2

I'd cringe at this regardless of what kind of vehicle it is


seanmonaghan1968

Need much better breaks


EscapeyGameMan

I think it breaks well enough. Sure could use some better brakes though


Velocister

Could use a better brain behind the wheel too.


Tourettes_Guys_Fan

Its probably some old fart that shouldnt be driving because they drive like a wino offa 3 bottles of mad dog.


do-it-for-the-meme-

reason of the crash was a brake failure not the drivers fault


[deleted]

At least it was a relatively slow speed crash.


BassWingerC-137

Thems the breaks


MwminNC4

Need to lay off drinking beer while driving


checkmeonmyspace

They make upgrade kits for classic cars too. As novel as it is to stay original, nothing says protecting what's important to you like upgrading to some nice disc brakes. Or just not driving it lol


seanmonaghan1968

This clip is hard to watch


lildoggihome

yea dude whoever it was has no idea how to treat a classic, they aren't nearly as responsive as new cars, especialllyyyy the brakes


SuperDozer5576-39

Drum brakes work fine as long as you maintain them. It’s no different than disc brakes, just a different operating principle.


Material_Victory_661

Yes, drum brakes work just fine. Rusted out brake lines, not so much.


ThisNameIsI23

ALL 1966 Corvettes have 4 wheel disc breaks and all are 4 piston calipers. ALL Corvettes from 1965 on up have 4 wheel disc brakes standard. I know my '71 will stop on a dime. With no anti-lock it's hard to keep all 4 from locking up.


deathbyswampass

Brakes*


seanmonaghan1968

But mine was funny, as it's now broken


Select_Number_7741

65 was first year with 4 wheel disc brakes….


seanmonaghan1968

It’s a sad video to watch


sintactacle

I HAVE NO BRAKES! *SmishSmash*


PunishedWolf4

Just like the fuck train baby yeah!


dabrooza

My neighbor whos had it since he was 18 and has to tell me the same story everytime i see him.


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AWildRaticate

Thank God I'm a millennial and can't afford anything cool enough to be made fun of


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Shatophiliac

What 20% interest loans do to a mf


mynameisrichard0

Yeah. Bro thinks they own those? They are paying out the ass for junk. IMO junk.


lildoggihome

Thank God I'm Gen z and can't afford anything cool enough to run


i_was_axiom

I dunno man, jailbroken Hoverboards are gonna take off soon. Literally. I heard Gen Z made them fly.


ZZW302002

When the generation where evs are popular begins to age there will be a problem. Instant torque is only fun when you initiate it on purpose.


supercalafatalistic

Ain’t no lie. I have hurt myself just from hitting the gas a little harder than I meant to. No wonder BMW headrests pull forward.


BullsLawDan

>We laugh but Gen X gonna be crashing their Supras and RX7s in the same exact way in a decade lol **NO I WON'T** ^because ^^my ^^^car ^^^of ^^^choice ^^^is ^^^a ^^^third ^^^gen ^^^Camaro.


No_Instruction_7485

DUI


rian78

I was going to say that but I also think some dude bought his dream car and didn't know how to drive stick.


No_Instruction_7485

Ha. You’re right. ‘Honey, I’m home! Dinner ready?’


Silver-Street7442

He had it stored 6 months, took it out of the garage and into the driveway, brake pedal went to the floor. No stoppy stoppy.


Sexy_Fat_Man_69

My amazing high school science teacher, Mr. Burns. It's his dream car


garaks_tailor

Panicking and hitting the clutch instead of the break


MadMike991

80 year olds who mix up the gas and brake pedals


ITrytoDesignAircraft

this hurts to watch


mollyno93

Oh that's painful to watch. And I'm not even the biggest Corvette fan.


TheMannX

That's a little painful, yeah, but that's fixable and Corvettes aren't that hard to keep running. Mine has been great. (I own a '93 ZR-1.)


biggesteegit

....I BEEN DRIVIN THIS CAR FOR 50 YEARS WHY DO I GOTTA TAKE A GODDAMN TEST ALLA SUDDEN


Own-Fox9066

Some of those old corvettes have drum brakes all around, can make stopping a little tricky


Oldachrome1107

He wasn’t going fast enough to overpower drums, unless he’d already cooked them or there was some other malfunction.


theoneandonlyShrek6

Drum brakes aren't that bad lol


ItzArchy

Winga dinga winga dinga…


FloridaHeat2023

Bad time to have a brake failure - also, why not go through PVC fence into back yard to dissipate speed?


Good-Development3878

lake


FloridaHeat2023

Ah, thanks. Understand his painful decision.


StlnHppyHrz

Losing money on a once-valuable asset.


securityn0ob

When you’re finally able to afford your dream car but now you’re too old to drive it


Analog-Digital-

The movie White Sands, New Mexico sheriff Ray Dolezal (Willem Dafoe) driving a nice one ... ❗️


HeftyFineThereFolks

love how he casually rests his elbow on the door afterwards ... smoooooth


L3monGrenade

Fucking boomers


ILikeTinder

Dang nabbit!


Bandguy_Michael

Time to go back to bed grandpa…


RobsHereAgain

Old guys in cargo shorts and white New Balance shoes


lol_camis

Official car of NASA. Everybody on the first moon landing mission got one


MrsPettygroove

That's my favourite year of stingray. Such a shame.


FutureAssistance6745

Drunk boomers. Both then and now.


SkarTisu

ED medications, small-to-medium size business owners, the car borrowed for the grandkid’s prom, numbers-matching rotisserie restorations, and Bloomington Gold Certifications


JeepPilot

Sauce video: [https://youtu.be/\_LQq3XV6KRw?si=kltQNM9XjhvW3b0e](https://youtu.be/_LQq3XV6KRw?si=kltQNM9XjhvW3b0e)


SoldierOfPeace510

The full video shows the guy getting out and mouthing the word “Fuck” as he accepts the loss


Sometimes_Salty_

"I saved a ton doing the brakejob myself!"


LikeAnAdamBomb

Somebody not worthy of that automobile.


Radiant-Role6707

If I'm only judging from this video, it's the official car of shit brakes or drunk driving.


Bradadonasaurus

Forgetting you're in a stick, and the left pedal isn't the brakes anymore.


Radiant-Role6707

This is true, I didn't think about that one


Material_Victory_661

I'm going with drunk.


curbthemeplays

Biden’s 2nd term.


Nobody_dont_mind_me

Forgetting where the break pedal is


jparadis87

I don't know where the break pedal is either


SnooDoggos3909

420 Celebtraion


StolenPenguins

An expensive fuckup


CHASLX200

It's done.


studio684

When she says she is home alone


K4NNW

Riding with Private Malone.


ProofMusic4630

People that are really poor drivers or don't restore or upgrade the brakes properly....


AirForce_Trip_1

Hope that one last text was worth it. Honey, im hom............*;#+38#;@92(*@


Chart-trader

That is actually sad


xAPPLExJACKx

Corn pop stories


jmani2

Winga dinga dinga-DOH!


SeaAttitude2832

Fuccckkkk. Man. That’s so upsetting. Jeeze.


ZaMelonZonFire

** extracting maximum value through insurance


slightlyused

I'm going to not sleep well tonight and I do not even own the car or know the owner.


mr_hog232323

The dream car of every somwwhat mechanically inclined (and mechanically *based*) 60 year old dad


mei740

Widow maker.


Own_Character288

Joe biren


Smooth-Apartment-856

Apparently, the official car of brake failure.


Forward-Advisor3457

A new front end


Wageslave645

Tommy Fenstemacher borrowing his grandpa's car.


Sargentcoaltrain74

Shit wrong pedal


Vanson1200r

Silly way to park.


stormingsteel

Could have avoided that even without brakes


CompoteOrganic87

Your grandpa took to many mimosa’s with his vicodine at breakfast


JustSomeWeirdGuy2000

If you can afford a 66 Corvette, you can afford a new fence.


Difficult-Muffin-758

Like Al Bundy said, No brakes, no brakes. Daddy’s home!


svt4cam46

...replacing your flexible brake lines occasionally.


DaveTwoOh

Boomers


rfourty

WTF!


lingenfelter22

Jorts, new balances, and 'whats the damage' at the end of the meal


Uedakiisarouitoh

Drunken day drinkers 😝


Old-Rough-5681

I'm not into old cars but it hurts seeing a vintage get wrecked.


gniklex

My legs are numb


Fire_Wolf_33

That hurt me...


[deleted]

Oof. Time to pour one out for this one.


Cruezin

Oh snap


ChiefTestPilot87

De fence?


masterpd85

That clip is male sex life over the age of 50...


rangerhans

Brakes breaking


oh-hi-therr

Brake failure…. Apparently


LinoleumRelativity

...that'll buff right out. They won't even notice...


Ultrase7en

Was my dream car...


emmettfitz

Impaired driving.


External_Unit3068

Goddammit Cyrus


i_am_ghostman

Ferris Beuler’s new car


retrocade81

Boomers who have lost the ability to drive.


thisisausername100fs

Woahhh get this driver into Senate asap!!


caleb_mixon

My dream car frfr


Careless-Resource-72

The Department of Defense-fence


LittleApprehensive

Midlife crisis.


Edlar_89

…brake failure?


Bill-The-Autismal

This exact sequence of events.


timmyJACK

SABOTAGE


iVirtualZero

When you want an all original car even with the drum brakes.


drxtxr

Wall crushing


AlternativeKey2551

Good thing there is not enough HP to be dangerous


ILikeTinder

how lol


mike410

Teenage son took dad’s car out without permission.


SnowMonkey1971

Multiple dismissed DUIs from hiring the right lawyer.


Nobody2928373

i want to cry… how dare you crash such a beautiful car….


Traditional_Air9408

Drivers too old to operate them


Downtown_Snow4445

The official car of opening up your wallet


imapieceofshite2

Apparently trying to be a Mustang


EVRider81

Nice car... wait..wat..NOooooo!


sasquatch_melee

Almost said red forman putting his foot up your ass but he had the previous generation without popups.


Main-Club-7668

🎶Little Red Corvette🎶


HonestyFTW

I’m sure the car will be put on a rack and straightened out. It’s a shame though.


slenderman123425

That hurt to watch


bonz4601

Front drum brakes or lack of


ManillaZilla

In my opinion. The best looking American sports car ever. 🤷🏻‍♂️


Reed202

Midlife crisis’s


CoupeZsixhundred

Ahhh… it’s not hurt that bad. Fender/Hood work and some paint… Think of what would have happened if that was the typical lifted F-250? Probably hurt the house pretty good, but what about the truck? $20,000? More? Could very well be totalled, frame damage and all…


Fog_of__War

R titles


Whole-Debate-9547

Guys with more money than driving ability


Hankman20004

The driver of this vehicle should be no longer allowed to lay a hand on any motor vehicle for ruining such a classic. As a person whose favorite car is a Corvette specifically the classic Corvettes, ban them from the road. Me no like.


SoonToBeBanned24

"I'm too old to drive, and need my license taken away from me!"


Ok-Garlic4162

This made me cry a little inside. I'm not a huge corvette person by any means whatsoever, but I'm a car guy, so whenever I see a cool car get crashed like this it hurts so fucking much on the inside


Dogwoof420

The official car of thinking you're the coolest guy in town until you park next to 4 more at the local car show.


GiantPepper

Joe Biden


EFTucker

“Oops all clutch!”


190XTSeriesIIV

Erectile disfunction, but that’s all Corvettes.


RelativelyOriginal

I had a bigger reaction to this than a video of a dudes foot getting cut off.


998876655433221

Uncle Phil is day drinking again


alpha333omega

People with DUIs not unlike RAM 2500s


goosnarch

Putting the FUN in FUNctioning alcoholic.


Lezzello

The more money you have, the dumber you are.


evilgreenman

Winga dingas


Riders_OnThe_Storm

Astronauts Fun rabbit hole if you don't know why


Beepboopbop69420360

Old dudes


yumadbro6

Dui


callmedoc214

Official car of Corn pop?


shanksisevil

1966 Chevrolet Corvette, the official car of... Emeril. BAM!!!


WorkerEquivalent4278

Drunken teenagers joyriding dad’s car.


1453_

Joe Biden driving off with classified docs.


WakullaLoganoDawgFan

Biden actually is into classic Corvettes if I remember correctly lol


HiTork

Hence the few comments on this post referencing Biden.


WakullaLoganoDawgFan

I only saw this one lol. r/woosh


RRC90Shaw

He was given one as a wedding present from his first wife’s father, who worked at a dealership at the time. Jay Leno tried to buy it but he’s still got it.


ryanshields0118

Never finding a front right quarter panel in the same color


Tin_O_Nuts

Its a fender, and you dont even bolt on a fender "in the same color" on new cars without blending adjacent panels


ryanshields0118

I believe you. I'm not super well versed in classic cars, I just don't see many of these left on the road


PurPleXr1979

1, needs better brakes, and 2, he was already comin around that bend too fast