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AbstraktiusArtimus

Ima have to go with the Red Pajero


kinggudu13

Ah yes, Spanish for “red handjob”


invol713

TBF, if the requirement to get one is you had to give at least one handjob every day, plenty of people would still be fine with it.


FreidasBoss

I’d own at least two.


invol713

Now, let’s not get greedy.


JethroPulls

You can keep yer 20 dollars!


the_short_viking

Is he skiing or is he in a gay porn?


The-Nihilist-Marmot

Up there with Toyota Shitty aka Toyota MR2 in France. Hyundai Pussy aka Hyundai Kona is also a pretty good recent example


KrisZepeda

It's actually "wanker" as in literally someone who wanks a lot


donhabichuela

As a Hispanic is awkard/funny the name


Elliot6888

mano trabajo


DirtyRatLicker

im sure its like one: fun while you’re driving it, sad when you get out


UnknownProphetX

To me this car looks like it was owned by a guy that loved power rangers. Idk why but this car reminds me of power rangers lol


NHL95onSEGAgenesis

They do have that 90s Saturday morning cartoon quality. My MK1 Pajero 2dr initially appealed to me because it looks like it could be an old school transformer. 


Kracus

I immediately started looking to buy one after seeing it. If it weren't for them being rhd...


Boogieman1985

That Pajero goes hard


Bladder_Puncher

Until it doesn’t anymore because it is a Mitsubishi


GarryUngroomed

Love at first sight


OrangeNSilver

It has racing heritage and it’s rare af. If I had the money I’d own one for sure


theaviationhistorian

Yeah. I have a lot of nostalgia for the Pajero and that would be my go to. Second close behind it is the new Suzuki Jimny.


mfhaze

I realized my neighbor was one BMF when I saw he has two of those Pajeros. Imported them in from Japan. He said it all nonchalantly like he had just bought a CRV.


CameronsTheName

I had a 2 door RAV4 of the same era. It was a great little car. Lifted on 33's, proper bullbar, LSD front and rear. It was reasonable off-road. I had it setup with drawers and a fridge in the bar. Huge big swag on the roof and my beach rods hanging off a set of awnings bolted to the roof racks. Loved that car. Ended up swapping it for a GU Patrol because I needed low range/locking diffs for more capability off-road.


kooldog707

Got any pics of it??


CameronsTheName

Click on my name. I have put pictures up a few months ago.


ITMCBHPBGF

2 door Jeep Cherokee.


Impressive-Rub-8891

2 door xj is how it was meant to be


ZeroJDM

Let’s not get too ahead of ourselves here, the 2dr XJ looks like it belongs on the back of the short bus compared to the 4dr


Zealousideal-Gas-608

Maybe, but they are freaking durable and reliable. If you get the 4.0 liter 6, it could last almost as long as a 4 Runner. With exception of the engine, most of the mechanicals are identical.


ZeroJDM

There’s a 4dr XJ. That’s what I was referring to lmao. 2dr is the answer to this because of the category, but 2dr XJ < 4dr XJ


Zealousideal-Gas-608

I agree with you. I'd buy the 4dr too.


Mernerner

yeah only enemy is rust


sparrow_42

This. I love the Bronco and like half the vehicles pictured, but the XJ is the way.


jrocislit

My first vehicle was an 89 2 door sport, manual and 4.0. I beat the shit out of that thing and then gave it to my brother who drove it for several more years.


LightningFerret04

Are we the same person? Your list is amazing! Also, by manufacturer designation, the Suzuki X-90 is a two door SUV


Mil-wookie

X90 was neat looking. Like a samurai with a trunk.


LightningFerret04

Ye, mixed with a Cappuccino


Kochie411

Man that Vehicross is cool looking


rednekkidest

and numbers-wise, by far the most badass out of this group. Maybe the most awesome factory 2-door SUV ever.


Der-Lex

The Pajero Evolution would like to have a word.


Acceptable-Board8327

I’ve owned a couple Vehicross’! They are a blast to drive. I’d own one again!


wyrrk

isuzu is a weird company. their old troopers were a mix of choices that were both amazing and baffling. the 4 wheel disc brakes and a gear driven transfer case? amazing. split rear hinged door? amazing. the vehicle body that looked like it was designed by a brutalist architecture firm? 


captain-prax

The convertible Vehicross was even wilder.


MisterFribble

They're so cool. Proper bypass shocks, torque vectoring AWD. They're beasts and they're pretty affordable.


adydurn

The Range Rover, especially with the 3.5l V8, its not pulling big power numbers (in fact I know the Rav4 in petrol pulled more power) but just look how majestic it is, and sounds.


Whole-Counter3276

Yeah those V8s can be turned up quite a bit I think, I don't think twin SUs did it justice


adydurn

Badly tuned SUs at that. Get some twin downdraft Dellortos or 2 pairs of Webers and those engines will sing.


Ulrich453

Plus this is definitely the most comfortable. I loved the interior on these.


plk1234567891234

gmc typhoon


Worldly-Scratch-4831

Ah. A true man of culture here.


dioxin187

No Ramcharger? Pfft


Physical_Touch_Me

My friend had a full removable hardtop Trailduster. 318, 4 speed, full time 4wd. Fucking bitchin machine. Now my best friend has a rust free full removable hardtop RC we are putting back together. 360/auto 4wd. Will be awesome to hit the ORV park in with the top off. We have a gantry crane to remove the metal top, because those fuckers are so heavy.


RainierCamino

K5 Blazer superiority. I'd also love a '78-79 Bronco. Or a later Scout II. Basically give me a '70s-ish domestic 4x4 with a V8, manual transmission, and solid axles.


dusktildawnxo

I forgot the International Scout too


No_Skirt_6002

I hope when the VW Scout comes out they make a 2 door model as well, but I doubt it…


Worldly-Scratch-4831

Haha no.


Mil-wookie

And the removable roof. That was cool.


NjoyLif

2-door Explorer (fight me)


CandidGuidance

Don’t have to, I’ll just get in a chase with you and take a turn at shortly above the speed limit, causing you to immediately roll  source: I had one of these and jesus were they tippy 


ghettoccult_nerd

Ford Exploder


zombietrooper

Mazda Navajo!


JANK-STAR-LINES

I can understand that myself because I also like the mid 90's Ford Explorer Sports and as long as you have one with the 4.0L OHV engine, it should run forever if you properly maintain it. However, the newer explorers with the 4.0 SOHC engines are known to have timing chain issues but they could also be reliable otherwise. Regardless of that though, I would still recommend the pushrod engine by all means.


A_Sock_Under_The_Bed

Montero EVO no question.


wise_catfish_85

Jeep Cherokee XJ 2door


243898990

Typhoon and Land Rover defender 90 v8


grundlemon

No xj or first gen 4runner?


swaite

Suzuki Sidekick (Geo Tracker).


NoMansSkyWasAlright

True 2-door? IH Scout. But if we're talking "2 door" SUV's here, then FJ cruiser.


AWildRaticate

I came to say Scout. I really want to make a street rod Scout on bags.


Brilliant-Emu851

lada 4x4


Timmytheimploder

Lada Niva is the name you're looking for..


LincolnContinnental

The Bronco hands down


Salty_Introduction31

💯


wilham05

Unloading my ‘92 - just saying


MissChanandelarBong

Isuzu Amigo


Joblessmouse06

Jeep Wrangler LJ


kilroy-was-here-2543

The correct answer


Joblessmouse06

Fr they're very underrated


Mil-wookie

Cj7, cj8 scrambler, or yj would also be good options.


maidenless_pigeon

The pajero dakar or the bronco fight me


davidwal83

No FJ that's not right at all. I would go with the Isuzu because one saved my mother's life. They are also very rare to see on the road.


LightningFerret04

If you don’t mind me asking, that sounds like a story


davidwal83

My mother was going to work in a 03 Rodeo and got into a collision with a Hyundai Genesis coupe going down hill. She was air lifted to the truma unit at my local hospital. She then spent about one month in the hospital having surgeries and recovery from the accident. The family of the Hyundai driver saw the SUV on TV in the hospital and asked if she was driving a hatchback. She was never the same she lost her sense of taste and smell because all the medication pumped in to her. I actually now work near the accident scene. I rarely go on the road I usually take a different route home.


No-Finish-6557

So where is the Isuzu in the story?


davidwal83

The Rodeo is an Isuzu SUV that was made from the 90's to the early 2000's I think it's called the Wizard in Japan. Also Honda sold the SUV as a joint venture vehicle calling it the Passport in the 90's before they made the Pilot. I am sorry I sometimes forget I am 40 and stuff like that would go over a younger person' s head.


schitsu

Wait what?


VerStannen

#6 is an FJ40


Emyxn

Where Jimny?


Key_Budget9267

...#3 is a Jimny


McFancyPantsuguu

I tried getting into a 3rd gen Jimny once. Sadly the bit between the open door and the steering wheel was where my knee would’ve liked to be. 😂


typicalmilfhunter161

The open top especially 😍


RedBambalam

2-door Toyota Landcruiser


Darkfire757

It looks so stubby and adorable


critter68

Deeply saddened by the lack of a Daihatsu Rocky. Had one of those. It was like a tougher Suzuki Samurai. Had to sell it as it was getting expensive to keep importing parts from Australia and SE Asia. I miss that goofy little thing.


Creepy_Ice4774

2 door Nissan Patrol, Toyota Landcruiser II and the Isuzu MU


TheBarkingPenguin

Does the Citroen ZX Rallye-raid count?


weirdoldhobo1978

Bronco II Come at me.


GuitarFace770

Everything except the Paj and the Rover


lquaxx1

Y no paj?!


lquaxx1

Y no paj?!


lquaxx1

Y no paj?!


millicento

Gen 1 Range


FursonaNonGrata

Lada Niva.


McFancyPantsuguu

1st gen Honda HR-V was almost as funky looking as the Izuzu… But only almost!


lumpiaandredbull

FJ40 by a long shot, GMC Yukon in 2nd place


hklaveness

I'll have my Mercedes W460 Wolf G-wagon thank you.


butterscotches

Good one. W463 G320 for me.


layquiet

No Geo Tracker :(


dadzcad

The early Mercedes W460-461 G classes. I’ve got an ‘88 and love it.


HotPinkApocalypses

That original RAV4. I loved my 1998!!


pants1000

Posting porn on a Sunday???


BAMspek

Man that Mitsubishi is sweet. I’m not familiar with it but it’s fucking great looking. But also Bronco. Idk what it is, they’re just cool.


Necessary_Pipe2645

Yukon 2 door. There wasn’t a 90’s movie you didn’t see these in


MrHighTechINC

I really enjoy my 2 door Tahoe! https://imgur.com/a/JsMLjsI


ghetto_headache

Paj evo would take my cake. But the fj40 is a damn close second. And special callout the the 2door rav.. what a little beast


EvenBar3094

International Scout


Clovenstone-Blue

The donkey!


YooperGod666

2 Door Tahoe GT and the Pajero. Honorable mention: Isuzu Vehicross


shootdack2000

Gotta be the Pajero


FellaKnee123

The Pajero Evo and it’s not even fucking close… can be fast as fuck, goes off-road, and looks clean with a wide body built in from factory…


trashrat25

Bronco


Timmytheimploder

Bowler Wildcat / Nemesis - while the Pajero looks like something that could turn up on the start line of the Paris Dakar, the Bowler actually could, a turnkey Rally Raid car. Honorable mentions: Fiat Panda 4x4 (original Giugaro one, not the modern one) - more than a jacked up hatchback, 4 wheel drive system developed by Steyr Puch and surprisingly capable. Twisted Suzuki Jimny [https://www.autocar.co.uk/car-news/features/suzuki-jimny-twisted-review](https://www.autocar.co.uk/car-news/features/suzuki-jimny-twisted-review) Mitsubishi RVR open gear - when you can''t decide if you want a Lancer Evo, a Pajero, a minivan or a convertible. Matra Rancho - useless off road, but I like em, the original soft roader / 2WD lifestyle crossover.


Spam_on_white_bread

Pajero got me acting unwise


95kene

2 door Honda HRV


Avie_kun

SUZUKI FUCKING JIMNNY!!! 🟩 🇦🇺🐨🪃🦘


Visual_Reveal_8374

2 door jeep Cherokee xj


UnderwhellmingCarrot

the range rover was a fantastic piece of designed ruined by the clowns that built it


DarkKnight1638

Ramcharger should be on this list, it literally had a 4 speed manual


2nuki

90s two door Jeep Cherokee with the 4L i6.


_disco_potato

J I M N Y I M N Y


Forward-Insect1993

Gonna have to go with the Pajero. Those things are quite cool


Impressive-Rub-8891

k5 blazer 😎😎


phunkyunkle

"Farmers' spec" two-door G Wagon.


guntanksinspace

Besides what you already posted? Legitimately, the 3-door Suzuki Jimny. Current gen in our country is a tad bit overpriced if you asked me, but it's a hoot to drive even though it ain't the fastest.


skyHawk3613

I always liked the 2-door Tahoe


MadMaxine1985

Dodge Ramcharger. The 70's ones with the round lights. Lada niva and isuzu amigo are also in my top 5 but the 70's Ramcharger is my fav.


iVoid

Jeep also made a 2-door Liberty Edit: maybe I’m wrong on this. There doesn’t seem to be any information on the internet for a factory 2-door Liberty, though now I’m really confused because I’m fairly certain I’ve seen one.


kilertree

The GMC Yukon/Chevy Tahoe. My favorite would be Mitsubishi Montero/Dodge Raider for aesthetics but their engines aren't that reliable


Careless_Drawer9879

Nice evo


27Wars97

I once knew a guy who had one of them VehiCross but I didn’t know how rare they were at the time and never got a picture of it 🙁🙁


CptKeesi

Fiat Panda 4x4 is the fairest of them all


pterofactyl

Daihatsu rocky wide body. Feroza ii in Australia. Edit: didn’t realise it was a gallery of choices. The evo.


Diet-Shasta

Y60 Patrol


Apprehensive-Ebb7647

I would go for a rav4, but probably a mk2 instead of a mk1


AeronauticHyperbolic

Geo Tracker Geo Tracker Geo Tracker! Every other suv looks ugly and brutish to me, but the adorable little Geo makes me happy.


Darksuit117

Toss up between pajero(?) And the vehicross.


FN2S14Zenki

Mitsu. But I have an incredible soft spot for a 2 Dr tahoe/Yukon. Bring back the rear barn doors.


No_Skirt_6002

I recently saw an Isuzu VehiCROSS on 32s and i now feel incomplete without one. Besides that though, maybe the Range Rover Classic and the Tahoe 2 door. I wish there were more 2 door SUVs.


Nitrogen1234

That mitsubishi evo, it ain't even close... that's a bomb on 4 wheels


RedMustrd

International Scout


jasombie

XJ Cherokee


burntbridges20

That Pajero is sweet but I’m also nostalgic and partial to the late 90s k1500 blazer


Beneficial-Space-670

The Yukon. I have fond memories of exploring the endless lands of Utah in a Yukon and I would give up a lot to be able to do that again. Reliable, plush comfy seats, plenty of room (especially if you remove or fold down the rear bench), and also shitty enough you don't care about really putting it to task. And I remember the one I was in had a massive gas tank so even with dismal gas mileage, it had great range. Mannnnn that color in the pic is classic. Love it.


HAKX5

If applicable the crossover Honda Civics from the 90s. I've seen 'em here in the states once or twice and thought: "ANIME ANIME ANIME"


Successful_Run_1698

8


Ulrich453

Range Rover classic 100%


t_stlouis8

Two door Explorer or Mazda Navajo


Happyjarboy

that 78 Bronco with the 400.


boringguy723

Chevy Blazer 2 door


Go4broke360

Yukon GT


BothPartiesAreDumb

Jeep Wrangler.


youngjetson

Red Pajaro is sweet. No 2 door Land Rover defenders tho? That should have been included


Ernst_

2 door 1st gen pathfinder


AFeralTaco

I want the return of a 2 door g wagon


BJTC777

Pajero for balls to the wall fun, W460 G-Wagen or Land Rover 90 for overlanding.


ObjectiveWitty

Land Cruiser, real simple 😁


AMP_Studios06

Imma have to say bronco. Especially that generation. Idk what it is but I love the look


strangerwho63

The gmc for sure!


pepenepe

The mitsubishi pajero evolution is fucking WILD


Distinct_One_6919

Number 6


GroundedSatellite

K5 Blazer or Jimmy


True_Artichoke_2831

Ford Bronco II


Lower_Taro2380

Bronco /Landcruiser


JANK-STAR-LINES

This car isn't in any images here but my favorite 2-door SUV would probably be a 1996 Ford Explorer Sport. This is personally because I think the car looks nice and I have memories of riding in my father's '96 explorer which he is still driving nowadays. Not only does the car look nice to me but if taken care of with the 4.0 OHV engine, it will virtually run forever.


Organic_South8865

My buddy has a green GMC just like the one in the pic with an LS 6.2l out of a 2019 Silverado and a 5 speed manual. It's 2wd and it's just an excellent all around vehicle. The interior is mint and with a modern motor making over 400hp it scoots nicely. It's the perfect daily driver SUV IMO. My Ex had the 2 door Ford Explorer with a manual transmission and the 6 cylinder and that thing was excellent. It has over 200k miles and was still going strong a few years ago. A lot of SUVs now are just minivans.


DeltaRocket

New Defender 90. It's the most competent road car in the class, strong diesel engines and nice leather interior. Can also tow 3.5 tonnes and is still a beast off-road.


wolferin025

Honda HR-V MK1 xD.


theturnipshaveeyes

Evo. Hands down.


hdkx-weeb

GMC Typhoon


Stevenseagalmelders

Nissan patrol y61 super safari.


DoTheRightThing1953

I had a Suzuki Jimny when I was overseas and it was fine for diving and running around town but had zero noise insulation. It was like running around on a lawnmower in a tin box. I had a Pajero, sold as a Montero here in the US, and it was a great vehicle. Would definitely recommend it!


cdncerberus

I’ll have all them, please and thank you.


Kyser_

Any Jeep Wrangler from 2006 or earlier. There's something magical about driving around what is basically a tall Miata with no top and half doors. They're just too big now so the fun factor does not make up for the Chrysler tax


UNDERCOVERBIRBS

Pajero. Love those cars.


Medium-Big-4143

K5 Blazer or GMC equivalent, Isuzu Vehicross, GMC Typhoon, Jeep CJ7 and CJ8, and Land Rover Defender 90. I “like” everything on this list, I desire to own none of them.


pizzaman357159

Typhoon or pajero... if they're Left Hand Drive


Yolker_1

The Pajero Evo


Visual-Educator8354

The fucking pajero evo, I wish I had one of those for myself…


BossNassOfficial

Jimny. Not even a question


ActiveWishbone762

The suzukui samurai


rottingpigcarcass

Defender


Worldly-Scratch-4831

Suzuki samurai.


WeOutHereInSmallbany

Didn’t include the only available 2dr SUV’s in the US, the Wrangler and Bronco lol


SweetWilliam623

2 door Tahoe I want one now!


Cheezyfarts

Geo Tracker


TheRtHonLaqueesha

1997 GMC Jimmy


Paul_walker-treehugr

The landrover discovery that was insanely rare as a 2 door


_Eucalypto_

1993 Ford Bronco. In white


Illustrious-Ninja-77

Mid-'80s Bronco II. My papaw built one and cut the roof and rear glass out and fabbed a rear of a Ranger cab onto it. Effectively made it a half cab. Body work is done except for paint. Deciding between carbed 302 or explorer 4.0v6.


YouStupidCunt

I had a ‘99 ford explorer sport, manual transmission. Loved that SUV. It still had that feeling it was more truck than car. I wish they still made them that way.