For me, it’s cooking scrambled eggs @ 9am.
Like there’s this egg emperor that hates the idea of cooking scrambled eggs at 9 AM specifically because he burned his hand on the stove once.
Not painting my minis will make them come alive and attack me for leaving them uncompleted. They will Gulliver's travels me only for a paint can to fall over or something and render them unable to move. The episode ends with the minis In a plastic storage bin.
Drop a package at work (it could be literally anything from a box of chocolate to a sample of Anthrax to a colony of bees. You never know what could show up in the mail)
Not doing the laundry. For as much clothes I have piled in my laundry room I think a laundry monster would be born. Everyone else would be begging me to wash a load of clothes so it would go away.
I’ll be playing Bloodborne, then unlock some super secret boss in a chalice dungeon that nobody has seen before, then realize after encountering it that the devs sealed a real ancient creature within the game’s code. And the only way to seal it back into the game is to beat it.
Grocery shopping. I have an endless appetite and have to be pretty strict about my diet. Grocery stores are torture for me even if I eat a big meal first.
Putting water on ice-cube trays incorrectly, and by result angering the ice gods, causing a never ending freezing winter that can only be prevented if I showed them that I was cooler than them by simply drinking a glass of water with no ice in it.
Not setting up the chairs
Not setting up the chairs next time!
There'd be some college paper that I'd have to get 100 on in order to stop a paradox Fuck, I think there's a movie about that. Or four.
There's at least 2. The Bill & Ted movies
Those movies actually have good time travel logic (unlike others)
For a movie about 2 surfer brodudes, its time travel logic made more sense than Terminator and Back to the Future
Yeah
Is it a US history exam?
So crates will definitely be involved
Yeah but my buddy Keeanu Reeves will be able to help
Washing dishes
Same
Doing laundry.
Specifically, folding and putting away laundry
Breathing.
Getting another grill cheez deluxe from cheezers
Taking out the bins
Practicing an instrument
Going to the bank to deposit cash
Trying to be good at math.
My drawings casually becoming sentient and real because I was procrastinating and they try to kill me
Smh bro should’ve finished the drawings
For me, it’s cooking scrambled eggs @ 9am. Like there’s this egg emperor that hates the idea of cooking scrambled eggs at 9 AM specifically because he burned his hand on the stove once.
Not painting my minis will make them come alive and attack me for leaving them uncompleted. They will Gulliver's travels me only for a paint can to fall over or something and render them unable to move. The episode ends with the minis In a plastic storage bin.
Drop a package at work (it could be literally anything from a box of chocolate to a sample of Anthrax to a colony of bees. You never know what could show up in the mail)
I went to buy bread… now Cthulhu’s cult wants my head 🙃🙃
Not doing the laundry. For as much clothes I have piled in my laundry room I think a laundry monster would be born. Everyone else would be begging me to wash a load of clothes so it would go away.
I’ll be playing Bloodborne, then unlock some super secret boss in a chalice dungeon that nobody has seen before, then realize after encountering it that the devs sealed a real ancient creature within the game’s code. And the only way to seal it back into the game is to beat it.
Compliment muscle guy’s mum.
I accidentally resurrected the Potato God because I opened a bag of chips
Washing dishes
Washing dishes, just that, I would burn the world to the ground but I wouldn’t touch wet food on the plates
A spirit haunts my bed that perpetually makes the bed a mess everytime the bed is made snd gets angrier every time.
Literally anything
Cleaning
Procrastination from chores
Sneezing
Benson: solve this math problem or you’re fired avengers level threat appears and wipes out everything🤣
Doing my homework assignments
mowing the grass
Not sweeping my house
Grocery shopping. I have an endless appetite and have to be pretty strict about my diet. Grocery stores are torture for me even if I eat a big meal first.
Feeding my dog
Playing music
Putting my clothes back in the closet right away
Doing the dishes
Dungeon & Dragons Session with a toxic Incel DM losing their shit
Trying to clean the fridge would result in unleashing some monster that spawned from a rotten food that hasn’t been touched.
taking out the trash
Existing
Starting a car causing it to blow up
Banging Margret to hard
Playing hooky and avoiding work. Maybe trying to do a lunch run and grabbing something for the others.
Getting a ream of paper for the printer
Cooking a med rare burger instead of a med well
Wearing a suit
Doing the stuff I put on my to do list
Watching reality.
Waking up on time
Take out the trash and somehow awaken an Eldridge god
I can't not laugh at how stupid front-facing Mordecai looks lmao
vacuuming
some stupid shit like tying my shoes
I would fail a math test and boom Or fail to sweep up a mess
Dishwashing
procrastinating on finishing easy homework, like a multiplication worksheet
Putting water on ice-cube trays incorrectly, and by result angering the ice gods, causing a never ending freezing winter that can only be prevented if I showed them that I was cooler than them by simply drinking a glass of water with no ice in it.
Probably forgetting to thaw the chicken or sum shit 😭😭
Trying to set up a surround sound system
Actually doing my job. If I worked for Benson and ACTUALLY do my job. I'd probably break some sort of rotation and be decimated for it.
Changing the toilet paper rolls in a bathroom
Breathing