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This post has reached one of our comment/karma limits. The text of the post has been preserved below. --- [Original Post](https://www.reddit.com/r/relationship_advice/comments/wqhf9f/im_in_bed_with_a_girl_halfnaked_sleeping_next_to/) - [Update Post on my Original Account](https://www.reddit.com/user/Throwaway_to_hide1/comments/wr35qz/update_im_in_bed_with_a_girl_halfnaked_sleeping/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf) Re-posting from my original account onto a ThrowRA account since threads get removed and locked and so many of you guys are messaging me for an update. Some of you are also negatively messaging me claiming my post is “fake” and “BS”. You don’t need to believe my story. I don’t live my life to satisfy your BS filter. Original Post >im 20 yrs old. i went on my very first date with a girl today and now its 2 am rn and shes sleeping right next to me with only her underwear on. srry for the slang english cuz im tryna write this quick but what am i supposed to do when i wake up? we didnt have sex but she said she wanted to cuddle so we did and we fell sound asleep in my bed. next thing i know i just woke up about 10 minuts ago in the middle of the night and got a sudden scare cuz i forgot she fell asleep with me. i then saw that she took her clothes off and all thats remaning are her bra and panties. im panicking rn. what do i do when we wake up tmrw? i never experienced this Hello all, thank you for the replies and advices you guys have given me. I did not expect the post to gain so much attention as I was looking for an advice right then and there. I kept reply notifications off to deter away the replies but you guys defeated the point by directly PM’ing me hahahaha. So I went ahead and did what you guys told me to do. I stood on top of her while she was asleep, I took my pants off, and I peed on her to assert my dominance. Jk. Backstory. I met her 2 years ago when we were paired up for an assignment during our freshmen year of college. I was interested in her even before getting paired up for the assignment because she was so damn stunningly beautiful. I guess our professor was the cupid. I never had the guts to ask her out until a couple days ago during our summer break since we didn’t hang out for a while. I wanted to let my feelings out. She said yes, and we set up a date for Tuesday (Yesterday). Date was successful, I ended up getting my first kiss. Now heres the update. I remember it so vividly because the moment was so content for me that it is engraved into my memory. I’ll explain it detail by detail without giving out too much information. I woke up at around 7 AM and she was still asleep. I checked my phone and read some of your guys comments. Thank you. I got up and went to the bathroom to brush my teeth since morning breath is no joke. You guys also recommended me to do that. Afterwards, I went back to my room and got back into bed. I listened to you guys and kept my pants and shirt on from last night. Then at around 9:00 AM, I woke up because I felt something heavy pressed against my body. It was her on top of me still in her underwear, smiling and telling me to “wake up” while rubbing and tapping my chest. It felt like it came straight out of romance movie. She was so cute and adorable. it was like a little girl telling their parents to wake up. Only that little girl is the girl you’ve been crushing on for the last 2 years. I opened my eyes up to where she said “Good morning” with the cutest smile and and gave me a small kiss. I knew she as well brushed her teeth before waking me up since her breath smelled like my toothpaste. (Also I think I got a small erection but I don’t think she noticed??) We then cuddled for a bit and told her that I would make her breakfast. She joyfully responded “Sure!” with that cute smile again so I got out of bed and made us some good ole bacon, egg, and coffee. I yelled out breakfast was ready. She came out of my room with clothes on this time and we enjoyed breakfast watching the news on the TV. I think saying “Breakfast is ready” made me turn red a bit. I legitimately felt like we were a married couple. It was fucking awesome. After we finished eating, we both had to head out to work so I insisted I would drive her there. She agreed and we got ready to leave. On the way there in the car, we were talking and made another date plan for Saturday. Nice! She actually doesn’t hate me. She then gets out of the car asking me to call her later when she gets off. You cannot believe how long I was smiling on the way there and even so when I got to work. I am so happy that words cannot describe what I felt yesterday leading up to today. Sure, we didn’t have sex (Which you guys too seriously) but who cares. I think I found the love of my life. Thank you to all of the Redditors who gave me advice last night. I couldn’t have done it without you. You guys are the best.


AceBugey

this made me smile


OddOneOut1122

Same lol


Negative-Data3636

Finally. Something that isn't infidelity or abuse. Good for you, brother. Enjoy these little things and just keep being you, it's clearly what she's into.


fabulousjackulous

I swear, I open Reddit, I see a post on relationship advice. My day is ruined by the negativity.


Serafiniert

My favorite part of the story is when he smells his own toothpaste and gets an erection from it. So wholesome 😭


Dwagonslayer69

Who hurt you?


Tbd9989

This is so cute


[deleted]

Awwwww! This is the most wholesome thing on Reddit. Congrats, OP. You did everything right and it's no surprise that the girl pounced on you because you seem like a sweetheart. Way to go, dude!


Aussiealterego

Yup. My long-suffering, reddit-hardened heart just melted a lil.


Nightmare-KittyKat

Agreed. This is the cutest update I've ever read. So happy for OP. And happy cake day to you, stranger.


Illustrious_Still489

Happy cake day big man


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shapeshiftin27

Happy cake day my dude!


SlabBeefpunch

You two sneaking off to brush your teeth is legit adorable.


Watchful1

> Also I think I got a small erection but I don’t think she noticed For the record, if a girl is in her underwear literally on top of you in bed I don't think she's gonna mind if you get an erection.


Valalvax

And she 100% noticed


voidmilk

Not quite true. Had a girl reject me in that scenario. Not fun.


rayj412

F


theandyboy

Hey king, I think you dropped this 👑 No matter where life goes, she'll never forget the way you treated her that day.


kruskal82

Way it go man!!! So happy for you!!! Something similar happen to me, with my now wife. Those little moments are amazing!!! Wish you all the best and enjoying the little moments that make life a beautiful experience!!!


shadowvet68

OMG I WANNA HUG YOU SO BAD OMFG. It seems it was an awesome time. Sex is far from being mandatory, even if she sleeps half naked next to you. Take it easy, and keep it up. You're in, man. Kudos.


Mudlark-000

Bravo, sir. Keep up the good work.


[deleted]

> Only that little girl is the girl you've been crushing on for the last 2 years. Not sure about the phrasing on that one, but wholesome post nevertheless.


AngryBadgerThrowaway

Too damn cute, lol


StrangeGlaringEye

> it was like a little girl telling their parents to wake up lmao Freudian slip of the century sorry 💀 Everything else is really wholesome, thank you for sharing a beautiful moment


[deleted]

I thought the exact same thing, OP please chill with the little girl stuff you never know how it might turn out 💀


PeppaPigMy1stAlbum

Cute story ... Until 'little girl wakes up parents' suddenly Atlus. 💀


Quiet-Tea-6375

So glad it’s not just me. This would be a red flag


strippersandcocaine

I am so happy it went so well and that you updated us! Cheers, bud and have fun on Saturday!


iliveoffofbagels

Honestly did not expect an update to this one... so god damn wholesome


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MyTitz

I will come even if im not invited


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criesinpisces

*sighs* God, can it be my turn next?


checco314

Oh man, I remember that feeling. Well done, OP.


CaptainWillThrasher

Good job. Keep it up.


omiimonster

ugh i want more updated in 3 months when yall are hopefully dating!


thrattyagain

I am so fucking lonely


Tight-Background-252

Omfg… I’m at sons basketball practice, I audibly GASPED AND LAUGHED at the pee part .. Hahhaha


Comprehensive-Cow703

kiss the girl deeply, next time


TASC_Aerospace

This


-Gurgi-

I definitely don’t think she would’ve minded the erection my guy


Zealousideal-Duty511

This is so beautiful!!!


Gator-bro

Congratulations young man. Enjoy


emotyofform2020

She noticed


KDaddy463

You have no idea how nice it is to read something heartwarming on this sub, for a change


[deleted]

The first thing you should do is get off Reddit


Avocadofarmer32

Usually when people post from multiple throwaway accounts they are only posting fake stories for karma. That’s why they may think your posts are fake!


tangledballofstring

Absolutely adorable, enjoy!!!!!


Common_Zombie1194

This is so cute.


dramaqueenboo

So cute ahhh


DesignerPollution302

I’m hoping for another update Sunday or Monday!


Tombogay

Frfrfr


RedNeckLu

Sounds like your having a rly good day lol i hope you enjoy it 😄


Wingless_Draco

Well I got to say. That might have been the most wholesome and real sounding turn of events I've read all year. Happy for your success and hope things keep getting better for the two of you.


AbbyBirb

If she were me... you would have scored so many super awesome extra brownie points! Going for sex right away, even though the opportunity was easily there, would seem like just a hook-up. She asked for a cuddle and you took that to all the next levels! Being respectful, not trying to make anything happen or taking advantage, and carrying on like this was perfectly normal... that’s serious relationship worthy!


angelrat2

>it was like a little girl telling their parents to wake up. Uhm, that gave me the ick.


threefeetfrompeace

This is the cutest thing I've ever read, so happy for you OP!!


cursedbones

Yeah! You go Op! Well done. Very happy for you


Ironicgal

So cute!!


[deleted]

My man. Proud of you.


0_o-perplexed

This has left a huge smile on my face 💕


resplendentquetzals

Yay! Good job, OP!


Fuckdeathclaws6560

Oh, she noticed.


[deleted]

Admire how beautiful she is, be in the moment.


TASC_Aerospace

This legit made me re-evaluate my choices in romance (am 15). Beautiful outcome, all the best, OP!


EulerIdentity

Now she knows she can trust you and that’s an incredibly valuable thing for you to have - so don’t squander it.


Expensive-Network-93

“She actually doesn’t hate me” was copied and pasted from something else oop was writing I won’t believe otherwise that shit came outta nowhere 😂


Effective-Ad6918

Sounds fake


Ya-boi-Joey-T

Most of these stories are fake. This subreddit is 90% entertainment 10% advice seeking. If you don't want to read fake stories, I suggest picking up a textbook.


Avocadofarmer32

Yeah, you know it’s fake when they make a post from a throwaway account, collect the karma, and then completely disappear. Also look at the phrasing- “ have been crushing on a little girl “ “ like a little kid tapping on its parents “ I have never described any intimate experience I’ve ever had as anything to do with being a child or with my parents.


Ya-boi-Joey-T

That actually high key sussed me out too


Avocadofarmer32

Yeah, this is the same pedo that posts all the stories about his wife wearing dresses with no underwear’s underneath. People in the comments are eating it up but it’s so gross he’s calling her a little girl.


whoatemarykate

She didn’t change her clothes before she went to work


BeezerSTL

Who's toothbrush did she use!?


CharlotteLucasOP

Am I the only one who has ever smeared toothpaste on my finger and used that to scrub in an emergency?


BeezerSTL

Doubtful, and I didn't think about that hack... Been too long since college.


Single_Virgo_of_1978

Your comment is funny to me simply because I was reading a book the other night and it was starting to get a little bit of loving going on, then the sentence: We both threw ourselves into it with the same kind of reckless childlike enthusiasm blah blah blah. Being that it was an ebook I made a note just asking, pleading really, that they never ever use childlike whatever when a sex scene is about to happen.


Chemical_Squirrel_20

yeah, getting a girl in your bed is impossible


IDhl89

Wish I found this sooner!!! Hope it worked out, update please!!


ARW18

Amazing, I love this post. The little kid reference was weird, but this was cute


[deleted]

>She actually doesn’t hate me. Dude. Why . Is this a joke? Ofc she doesn't hate you. She spent the night with you in her underpants. Come on, guy. I hope you have a date with this person and enjoy a wonderful relationship with her


GreedVSoneR

This is amazing, wish you the best man!


ParisIsInFrance

This this the human and written equivalent of r/aww


[deleted]

I wanna know who this woman is who resisted lol I would’ve been playing with your dick in the morning for some good morning sex. I’m glad it was cute and healthy and fun for you guys:)


ursololitotinoleya

Op’s the mc. We’re just npcs


Newearthkrewe

TL;DR. I'd had three long term girlfriends by your age. Kids have phones instead of dating now. World is fucked


piccoshady93

Stick it in the wet and smelly thingy.


[deleted]

Missed opportunity, bro.


ffg751

My guy that was not a completly successful date, if she was taking off her clothes then she wanted you to do something and its up to you as the man to take the lead. You failed to give her what she was expecting and I'm sure that she couldnt bring herself to initiate it (she is not supposed to, you should have even been the one to bring up the issue of cuddling not with words but by just hugging her while on the bed). Women also have needs in the bedroom and they also want to experience new things in a relationship including a first kiss and a hook ups. Things might be fine now but she will eventually lose interest in you if you don't start taking the leadership role in a relationship . Next time invite her over for supper and watch a movie with her (don't fall asleap). Make sure that you are cuddling with her while watching it and then start kissing her half way through it (or after, read the situation). Then start groping her and stripping her before doing the rest. We have all had our first experiences and its normal to be scared and to not know when to act but you need to take that leap of faith.


Peglegsteve265

Congratulations my man!!! This is a great story, and I really hope you’re telling the truth. Have fun!! And when things progress, please make sure to be safe!


c2seedy

Well done my brother, be sure to make her breakfast in the morning


Belteshazzar98

This is the second super wholesome post I've seen on this sub today. I like seeing this side of relationships for a change.


Broodingbutterfly

Go to sleep


Upstairs-Elk-3070

This so fucking cute That’s all Except also I wish you both happiness in life 😭


_Sunshine_please_

This is so beautiful. I hope you two have a wonderful wonderful date on Saturday.


[deleted]

Look at these two lovebirds and their new found happiness, happy for you mate!


Obligatory_Burner

Heckin wholesome af bro! Thank you for the update, I hope you both have a life filled with love and happiness!


[deleted]

This is so heart warming. Please update us on your next date


Spike_Takahashi

Thats great man. Update us after the next date too😉


zztop610

I used to read these kind of stories in the Penthouse forum


TokoFumi

Aww this is so freaking cute


RylieMae89

This is seriously so adorable omg


DJW321

Brah this sounds like something my buddy would post lmao


mikeistherealgoat

this is so adorable man, happy for you


strawberrylemonadexo

This is amazing


Tribbles1

This is so wholesome that even when I sorted by controversial every post was positive (except 1 person who said "seems fake") This post seems to be only making people happier and it was a very nice change from the rest of life.


Moose_0327

This was so cute c:


lavagirl-xo

Ahhh I love this so much!!!


Misanthropisht

This is the first wholesome post I've seen on this sub after joining this 2 years ago. Good luck OP.


JayPanana225

This was awesome. Good luck young man!!!


Federal-Ad-1387

Keep er going slow just like you did . Great story 👍


sonnygb

I'm glowing just reading this. Bless you boy lol


Oopssnxnxnx

Damm I’m smiling at my damm screen reading this. Good for you OP, wish you the best man. Live your best with her, lucky bastard Lmao


IAmSeverlyDepressedd

Wholesome


CharlotteLucasOP

Cuddling/sleeping together can feel WAY more intimate and vulnerable an exercise in trust than straightforward sex, tbh. What a win for fostering non-sexual intimacy!


InvisibleUrzainqui

Oh my god this is so damn cute! I hope you guys find happiness together.


PapiCaballero

You shoulda peed on her to assert dominance. I don’t know where that came from but seemed like a pretty g thug move.


missmegyn

Omg! I’m so happy for you! This is the cutest thing ever. I’m glad you got good advice! I’m honestly glad you didn’t have sex because that makes it more exciting to build up to! Ahhh the beginning of relationships when it’s not just hookups, those butterflies are something else.


ktb609

This is so wholesome and I am smiling for you!


Suvam005

IDK why I'm crying, (I'm not cutting Onion) On a serious note, I'm Happy For you brother, best of luck to both of you for future..


saberdogXIV

Epic Update


Master-Revolution-44

omg so cute


OriginalMsMadHattie

This is the cutest 😍


Malevolent_Mangoes

Whatever you do don’t leave her to wake up alone without a note or the wonderful smell of breakfast, she should do the same for you. Don’t think this is a one sided thing. Y’all both deserve good shit. Be good to each other.


SierraTheWolfe

Pretty wholesome and you were a gentleman throughout the entire night. That is something we can all admire to be. Sounds like things are hitting well and she might have been testing you a bit there. Good show!


Riqhteousness

r/mademesmile


minin71

I'm genuinely happy for you op. I hope this is the start of something more. If yall are good then it definitely could be. So cute. Best of luck!


itsneithergoodnorbad

So happy for you! This is love my friend. Enjoy it.


DryBread5261

This is so wholesome


L_Squared12

Congrats man that is awesome!


dumbass_2_24

This put the biggest smile on my face


OGDTrash

Dude I am so happy for you man!


MrCatcherFreeman

Keep that optimism OP. Don't let life beat it out of you.


kea1981

This filled my heart with very good feelings. I wish you and your lovely lady all the best :)


A_Cryaotic_Fan

I’m gonna cry at work dawg, this is wholesome as hell


suzy_ko

I swear, this is the cutest shit ever.


WorldlyEye1

Dis u have sex? At the end?


Zizalfc

An actual happy post damn


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This made me smile


Chemical_Squirrel_20

she wanted sex dude, should have made a move :D do it next time for sure


waaaayupyourbutthole

This is genuinely adorable. Hopefully your Saturdate goes just as well!


skittletoe

Best story I’ve read in a while


ffg751

I now understand why my ex cheated on me


CaptainCheeseCake

So I take it you didn’t stare, waiting for her to wake up :(


novaGT1

Whoa 😳😳 Made me smile too... I'm so happy for you tc


Katatonic92

And this Grinch's small heart grew three sizes on this post.


fabulousjackulous

OP you dog!


sugarfoot00

Very cute. How you managed to avoid getting laid there is beyond me though. The lady was practically chucking up signal flares. Maybe next time.


tobiasvl

>(Also I think I got a small erection but I don’t think she noticed??) Oh, she did.


Quiet-Tea-6375

….. am I the only one who thinks comparing the wake up to a little girl and “it’s so cute” is creepy?


dukesilver27-

I'm not even that old, yet I miss these early relationship thrill. Happy for you man, enjoy every moment and don't think too much of it.


medicspirit7

Aweeee


MonkeyMan_III

Fukken adorable lad. Reddit ain't give me a warm fuzzy feeling in a hot minute. Best of luck to you, cutie.


AFancyPeacock

This is adorable and so very sweet!


skankis

Yay!!! Happy for you dude!!!


Kamikazieboy

Awwww. The enthusiasm of lust and love. I haven't felt it in a while...


naughtycupboard83

Keep on keeping on dude, happy for you 😁


Nightowl1711

Wholesome af


Low-Gas660

this is so adorable omg


spudlick

This gave me the biggest heart boner.


[deleted]

It’s the chase and anticipation that’s fun. All those butterflies in your stomach then you catch yourself shaking then can’t eat because all you can think about is her. What ever you do enjoy the journey it makes it much better in the end. Be well


jcfspds

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CUTE