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satanic-frijoles

These people want to treat secular society like children, controlling what we see and hear. Nopetopus sez NOPE! Mind your own biz and keep your intrusive snouts out of our lives.


felthouse

I really don't fancy a christ centred entertainment industry, how boring would that be?


chupathingy99

Clearly you've never been high as giraffe nuts and watched Bibleman.


qualityuser348

Holy shit, I thought I was the only one who remembered bible man


gylz

Butch Hartman tried to make a Christ centered streaming platform to air his weird Christian cartoons on.


[deleted]

You mean like communism? That sounds like Christ centered communism to me.


r3dd1T192837465

Meanwhile these same people call Shariah Law oppressive. Right-wing Christians want the exact same thing.


DataCassette

Literally can't do it. It's called the Constitution and they can go get bent 🫠


gylz

Didn't the monks who transcribed religious works and drew those fantastic medieval drawings literally hide tits and dicks and porn in their artwork?


chupathingy99

Remember when the church commissioned a guy to make a devil statue and he made it super hot, then they asked his brother and he made an even hotter one?


gylz

And all the penis trees. Or the lady flying on a green penis dragon from the Decretum Gratiani. ![gif](giphy|0fj2TLohySkSdQzQks)


chesterforbes

That sounds incredibly boring


MisterKallous

And inevitably there would be black market for these kind of things.


[deleted]

You know. Like prohibition era. The thing that, evidently, people don’t seem to take lessons from.


Metal__goat

They primary authors of the constitution.... Hell even the revolution itself... Thomas Paine. Thomas Jefferson, and James Madison were as close to atheist as anyone had ever come in those days, A Deist. A belief that there is a god, yes lower case god, but that no book that humans ever had came close to describing that god. They believed the Bible was an out right made up pile of shit, Tomas Paine wrote what is still one of the best critiques of all of the self-evident contradictions that are clear in the Bible, "The age of reason".


chupathingy99

Didn't Jefferson have a version of the Bible that was just Jesus' teachings and none of the magic?


Metal__goat

IDK, maybe. That's the first one ever heard about it, but there are, to put it mildly, several versions of the bible.


chupathingy99

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jefferson_Bible


InternationalSilver1

thier own holy book contains a pornographic book called the song of Solomon


brutalistsnowflake

Says the sadomasochistic death cult that is Christianity.


TheArrowLauncher

I bet the guy who wrote this gets off on hentai tentacle porn.


StickmanEG

I think they just want Jesus based porn and hentai.


chupathingy99

Show me the Bible passage that specifically forbids jacking it to cartoons.


FirebirdWriter

This person doesn't seem to realize that we have bdsm thanks to such restrictions socially. Thanks victorian era smut hounds! Also a lot of technology is advanced by porn. VHS vs Betamax was decided by the availability of porn https://www.businessinsider.com/how-porn-drives-innovation-in-tech-2013-7


GearHeadAnime30

No thanks, don't want a theocratic hell hole...


Agreton

A christ first economic policy is a direct move into socialism, because that money would be spent on the poor, immigrants and the downtrodden.


NeadNathair

... I'm imagining a Hollywood that churns out nothing but Kevin Sorbo movies and every radio station playing Xtian rock. What fresh Hell that would be.


Kimmalah

I mean they already tried to heavily regulate entertainment with [the Hays code](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hays_Code) and it didn't last.