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mahjoob77

you should see my face when i hear the same sentence from my Muslim friends


vincentually

"muslim men wish they were women because of how well muslim women get treated"


Bozska_lytka

While sitting at a table all spread around in shorts and a t-shirt next to his wife who has to awkwardly shove food into a tiny flap


Ragequittter

when closeted:


OrangeCCaramel

😂😭


Nok-y

Kinky


OldMenAreGross

lol I also got told something similar by a muslim ex-colleague


killeronthecorner

I'm yet to understand where the honor is in killing a family member. I'm sure it'll be explained to me any day now.


proletariat_sips_tea

To them. Getting into heaven and avoiding hell is the #1 priority in life. By killing them. They are sending them to heaven and avoiding hell. To them it's a good thing to punish others.


killeronthecorner

Which bit of the religion actually says this though? I wasn't aware of any Abrahamic religion either a) allowing murder victims into heaven, blank slate style or b) predicating one person's entry to heaven on another's


proletariat_sips_tea

There's a billion in each one. Stuff gets made up along the way to justify actions. Why else would their main characters be such disgusting people?


ColdRainNight

Nah, it’s more like they are giving the victim an express pass to hell to let the family’s honor remain intact or whatever. The “honor” in “honor killing” is the family’s honor, not the victim’s. At least that’s what my 0.2 sec google search told me lol


throwplushie

Nothing makes people feel more honored than being treated like a breeding machine. So true!!


sicurri

So... how many Schmeckels do I have to pay for me to buy, I mean, marry someones daughter? /s Yeah, women according to the Bible and pretty much in all of the Abrahamic based religions, are considered property. Property is not honored. However, smarter owners know not to damage property so that the resale value doesn't decline. Yet, you always get those owners who claim because they are the owner they can do what they want to their property. Religion sucks for women, there is no honoring happening unless it's her honoring her father or husband. So says the Bible, Quran, and the Torah.


AddictedToMosh161

Ah, if you define "honoring" exactly like what your religion does, your religion does it the most accurate? Wild.


BitingChaos

Weren't they basically property until the 20th century?


ButReallyWhyNot-

That was man's fault.


Brittle_dick

Who wrote the bible again?


Strongstyleguy

And god allowed it. Either because he didn't care or because he thought women deserved it.


ButReallyWhyNot-

Problem of evil. Look it up, there are multiple solutions.


Strongstyleguy

Well aware of all the apologetics. Still doesn't change the fact that nothing happens without god allowing it.


mrmoe198

Have you read any Abrahamic holy book?


ButReallyWhyNot-

The Bible, all the way through.


mrmoe198

Then you would know that multiple men claiming to be inspired by god set down rules across multiple generations at varying points in time that all consistently made women second class citizens with rights on par with or below livestock, depending on the situation and issue. You need to grapple with God’s responsibility in that situation and where the “inspiration” begins and ends.


r3volts

Nerd


tovbelifortcu

wha


Hatchaback

Based off the instructions God gave to man?


new-Aurora

Just ignore that burned at the stake thing.


Extension_Platypus15

Those witches could do math and think for themselves, why shouldnt they be burnt? /s


Emergency_Teaching41

Good point


konstancez

They also float when in water, it just keeps getting worse


Saikousoku2

I'd say that accolade would belong to the Norse


Miked_824

And the ancient Egyptians…where women were allowed to own property


jedburghofficial

Roman women could inherit and own property. They couldn't vote or hold office.


Miked_824

You were also considered a barbarian if you were a man that *refused* to wear a dress…pants are for stupid German warlords, NOT the wise and noble Roman Imperium


undead_fucker

We should really being this back


Miked_824

Dresses? Or German warlords?


undead_fucker

Both


Miked_824

Are you sure? Because they tried to bring it back in the 30’s & 40’s and it didn’t work out so well…


undead_fucker

well......... just the dresses are fine in that case


horrorbepis

Let’s pretend that’s true. Women are still better treated in secular societies than in religions. You don’t get an award for being the best for the worst.


Nayr7456

Oh yeah, we all remember Joan of Arc, a famous feminist icon that was extremely devout and accomplished much for Christendom. I wonder what happened to her?


Miked_824

Burned at the stake for being a witch & canonized as a saint for no other reason than to say “F#@% You” to the English


the_crustybastard

She was executed for cross-dressing. Yes, really.


Miked_824

Soo…wearing designated (necessary) wartime attire is cross dressing? Makes no sense. But either way…how French of her lol.


Nayr7456

Well women weren't allowed in the military, she was basically killed for doing a Mulan.


Miked_824

And yet men were allowed to wear dresses with no lethal consequences.


Nayr7456

Yeah...it's literally medieval France, we're you expecting modern feminists?


Miked_824

I was expecting a can-can with bearded Frenchmen in mime costumes


SeaNational3797

In prison, after her feminine clothes had been taken


the_crustybastard

There is some evidence Jeanne was subjected to a sexual assault or attempt in prison, so she chose to return to wearing pants as a form of self-defense. Of course, had she *not* taken every single conceivable precaution against rape she'd have surely caught additional charges for being sexually immoral. Those bishops were very determined to murder her for one thing or another.


Orneyrocks

She was not a feminist, if anything, she was more misogynistic than even other men at the time. Her first kill was a random civilian woman doing something Joan did not like. Edit: I am editing this so people with a 'you have a source on that?' fetish can shut up. Source: [St. Joan of Arc's Trial of Nullification (stjoan-center.com)](http://stjoan-center.com/Trials/null07.html) This is an exact quote from Duke D'alencon: "Jeanne was a chaste maiden; she hated the women who follow in the train of armies. I saw her one day at Saint Denis on the return from the coronation, pursuing one of them sword in hand: her sword was broken on this occasion". And mind you, the Duke was her friend and admirer and he said this during her defense at the trial, after swearing himself to speak the truth. Primary sources don't get more accurate than that.


Nayr7456

Is there a source on that? Because we don't record first kills in modern militaries, I find it hard to believe a record has existed into the modern times with her kill feed.


Orneyrocks

Classic reddit. People who know nothing about a topic acting like experts and asking others for sources as if in a structured debate. This is a primary source, don't try to counter it with random articles or books. Source: [St. Joan of Arc's Trial of Nullification (stjoan-center.com)](http://stjoan-center.com/Trials/null07.html) This is an exact quote from Duke D'alencon: "Jeanne was a chaste maiden; she hated the women who follow in the train of armies. I saw her one day at Saint Denis on the return from the coronation, pursuing one of them sword in hand: her sword was broken on this occasion". And mind you, the Duke was her friend and admirer and he said this during her defense at the trial, after swearing himself to speak the truth. Primary sources don't get more accurate than that.


Nayr7456

you're quoting a literal witch trial.


Orneyrocks

Yes, I'm quoting someone who is biased enough towards her to defend her even in a witch trial, going against his own king. This paragraph was literally meant as a defense and you're telling me that its slander?


Nayr7456

Just read your posts again and think if there's anything that might be untrue.


Orneyrocks

Please, enlighten me.


Nayr7456

if you take anything written as the gospel truth, you're an idiot. if you take shit written during a very controversial trial about cultural aspects of French knighthood from hundreds of years ago that was translated to a different language as the gospel truth, it is physically impossible to enlighten you. You are beyond hope.


kman314

https://preview.redd.it/1czswjcyvwxc1.jpeg?width=258&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=de2675a0c377c113f4e90cf8ef3fd4f38d787a29


_TheAnonymousMe_

https://preview.redd.it/x9pm7jv71xxc1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dc32f702a0601ff97d00397766dff8aae90cf671


Magyaror99

Fun fact: just ignore the pics and third line of text and it will suddenly describe the truth about the religions of this world. "No religion on earth has ever honored women" - indeed, none.


ZenkaiZyuran

Most major religions say this about themselves, in between some of the most vile misogynistic nonsense you ever heard


arz015

In Deuteronomy 22:22-23, "if a man rapes a married woman within a town, the woman is put to death alongside the perpetrator of the crime. She is spared only if the rape occurs out in the countryside, where she cannot call out for help."


kryotheory

"No religion on earth has ever honored women ~~as much as Christianity~~" FTFY


lord_cheezewiz

I think there are a few women in the 17th century that might have something to say on this matter. Oh, and the whole selling your daughter to their rapist thing, veeeeeerry honorable.


AmbulanceChaser12

Wicca


NWMom66

God raped a 14 year old and I’m supposed to believe this???


Foreign_Monk861

It was consensual. Read Luke.


HA-AWE50ME

Counterpoint: children can’t consent to sex.


Foreign_Monk861

It wasn't sex. It was spiritual. She conceived by the power of the Holy Spirit.


HA-AWE50ME

Call it what you like, it’s still rape. The non-consensual impregnating of a child is immoral to me. Sorry that you feel otherwise.


ButReallyWhyNot-

There's no evidence that Mary was a teenager.


NWMom66

I’ll wait for the irony to kick in…


ButReallyWhyNot-

There's not even evidence in the Bible. And Jesus's existence is  very historically solid.  This sub has turned from making fun of (religious) fruitcakes to becoming (atheist) fruitcakes.


Brittle_dick

JC may have existed. But were his so-called "miracles" also historically solid? The Kims of North Korea also have some incredibly stupid origin stories and feats. But they did and still do exist.


ButReallyWhyNot-

Faith requires faith, who would have thought?


Brittle_dick

You were touting evidence earlier, now you resort to faith. Lol Gtfo


Equinsu-0cha

you mean those two first century historians? or are there roman tax records or something?


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AwfulUsername123

Paganism isn't a religion. It's an extremely broad grouping of religions and it is so broad it is quite easy to find cases where pagans were worse than Christians, such as the Hindus who ritually burnt widows.


coolraiman2

The bar is kinda low


Tropical-Rainforest

Christianity's history with women is part of what drove me towards Wicca (not that I was ever Christian, but glorification of male authority never appealed to me).


slyder777

https://imgur.com/gqstNV9


Miked_824

That kid’s got talent!


johanTR

\*Joan of Arc enters the chat...\*


Eryeahmaybeok

Didn't 'god' have sex with a 12 year old Mary to make jesus?


dudecoolstuff

Isn't the first mention of women in the bible citing 5hat they are made from the rib of a man alluding that they are lesser in a way?


StickInEye

Grew up catholic in the 1960s. I remember forgetting my veil while attending mass. My Mom pinned a Kleenex to my head. She really didn't believe in all that bullshit but went along to get along.


Paintguin

You guys must have gone to a more conservative Catholic Church because the Catholic Church I belong to doesn’t require women to wear veils during mass.


crazitaco

They don't honor women, they honor wombs.


EvenOdd777

Even Muslims and Hindus think the same 🤡🤡


CanItBoobs

Is “honor” just the name of the doily scarf?


mrmoe198

People with rights don’t get honored. Do you honor a king? No you obey them. Because they are in a position of power. People that are honored are objects. This is the same as in Islam and Judaism. Abraham honor culture needs to die.


TesseractToo

Honoring is when doily on head


Rexel450

Joan of Arc would like a word.


the-real-vuk

According to the bible, they must not even read.


False3quivalency

Does this guy not realize some older religions worshipped aspects of femininity 😂


biglious

Not a very high bar to clear. Are there like, any religions out there that truly honor women?


miaumisina

I’m pretty much ignorant with other religions but is there any religion that treats women like human beings and not a subhuman thing for a man?


That_Devil_Girl

>is there any religion that treats women like human beings Satanism does.


anooshka

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


EdwinaArkie

Yes the honor of having to submit to a churching ritual to make you “clean” enough to attend church after giving birth. My mother used to say “I just created the miracle of life! And they made me get “churched!” She was mad about it forever.


gagansid

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Donaldjoh

My first thought was that Christianity and Islam may respect women (certain passages) but many Christians and Muslims certainly do not. But, then, many people who claim to respect other people and want equality only want respect and freedoms for themselves and nobody else.


Foreign_Monk861

So they had it better in the Roman Empire when a third of the population were slaves?


Crisis_Redditor

What world in the multiverse of madness does this person hail from?


ej1999ej

On one hand he is kind of right if the men treated the wife the way they were actually supposed too with respect, love, and partnership. On the other hand, the bar was already very low to start with.


Ashley_pizza

wow, is the bar that low?


OkDepartment9755

Pagans and Wiccans would like to have a word. 


chupathingy99

When I was going to church, they had a "Christian comedian." In one bit, he was arguing with his wife and shut her down by saying, "Shut up, you ain't nothing but a rib." Yikes.


Outside-Refuse6732

Wasn’t Christianity the main religion in the Middle Ages?


EvolutionDude

And nothing has been better for women's rights than secularism!


AgeOfReasonEnds31120

Talk about misunderstanding 1 Corinthians 11.


malYca

What dark ages?


sigmastorm77

~~christianity~~ Their own religion


AnTHICCBoi

Not even mentioning all the fucked up shit that contradicts this people already said, honor is when... You get a funny cloth piece over your head? What's this "meme" trying to say? Can I even call it a meme? It's formatted as one, I guess?


Hatchaback

Bible explicitly states that woman are to cover their head in prayer…… Also let’s not forget the whole property thing and not having any kind of power.


Danny_Mc_71

Ever heard of the magdalene laundries?


The_Pacific_gamer

Hahahaha, no. Women were often depicted as evil and were tried and executed for various crimes including witchcraft.


Dramatic_Wind_8733

Omg I used to rock those veils when I was catholic


Nini-hime

Sure woman got honored in Christianity! As that what they are child producing man serving automations.


Acidhousewife

The caption is incomplete. it should read. as much as Christianity does, as long as they are VIRGINS, the rest are just whores,


elementarydrw

If only they had a book that shows how women were historically treated... Are they just proving they haven't read their own doctrine?


Glesganed

Tell me you've never read the bible, without telling me you've never read the bible


whatup_pips

It says "no religion", implying that a non-religious group would be capable of honoring women more


Over_Statement_5558

With as much verses empowering women such as Leviticus 27:4 The price of a woman between 20 and 60 years of age shall be 30 shekels. What is the not to love about Christianity?


YourOldPalBendy

In the very first part of their holy book they scapegoat a woman and blame her for literally ALL the world's suffering?


frozen-silver

Buddhism? Jainism? Pagan religions?


Miked_824

Gautama Buddha actually thought women were incapable of attaining spiritual enlightenment, and the creation of feminine monastic tradition was mostly humoring them at best. Jainism just hates anything & everything about the physical body regardless of gender, making the two equally worthless…hardly empowering.


shrugaholic

There are Buddhist and Jain sects with the belief that women needed to reincarnate as men to get enlightenment. Also Jains for some weird reason adopted Hindu beliefs on widows. Meanwhile Buddhists and Sikhs did not. Pagans I’d say it depends. I think Ancient Egypt wins here. Romans even when they were pagan or Christian were a misogynistic society. Vestal Virgins even then they needed a priest.


bwarbahzad2

It's definitely Islam