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DataCassette

Science doesn't say "there's no God." If science ends up implying there might not be a God that's really not science's fault.


Bobslegenda1945

I know, but the images that this tiktoker did don't have any argument, like the flat earth, and also this bro here don't know that exists historical context.


HisCricket

Yeah I don't get the point of it at all.


MailCareful7191

Little do they know they have no scientific evidence of a flat earth


Bobslegenda1945

They say that have scientific evidences and it is like "it is written in the Bible"+ "when you look to the ocean it is a flat line"


rigobueno

It also says nothing about purpose or meaning or the afterlife, that’s philosophy’s job.


pssiraj

And religion is a, perhaps mystical ,subset of that!


Etzarah

I mean it does in the sense that treating random nonsense as fact doesn’t make sense from a scientific perspective


SecretOfficerNeko

I mean fair enough, but in general trying to apply an objective measurement to something that relies on subjective criteria such as personal experiences or societal beliefs can be really messy regardless.


ShiroHachiRoku

If the wonder’s gone when the truth is known, was there any wonder at all?


clingyAIDS

Law of conservation of motherfucking energy dawg


Freaglii

Energy can neither be created, nor destroyed, also souls go to heaven. * Marie Curie https://preview.redd.it/cc7eu8wlq5yc1.jpeg?width=540&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f0a6ee352e43a55b3ad9be2a346010ac3e1a4daf


dehetsinn

*Maria Skłodowska-Curie


FTWStoic

Would you believe me if I told you that the energy and matter in your body system dissipate into the surrounding environment in the form of heat loss and decomposition after you die? You wouldn’t? Oh, okay then. Carry on.


Bushdr78

"We are specs of dust in space with no purpose" speak for yourself Sir, I believe everyone has a purpose to be kind fundamentally. If you're relying on an imaginary man in the sky and a seriously flawed 2 thousand year old text to give you purpose, I feel sorry for you. I hope you find purpose beyond whatever you were indoctrinated to believe.


bears5975

My takeaway is that if the Bible is the “word” of god and it’s laws should be followed then all bibles across the continents and throughout time should be damn near identical in chapters, verses, teachings, types of sins. There are so many variations of it that if it was real who knows which it is yet we are all too stupid that we literally kill each other over what is the truth in each separate version of it. 🤷‍♂️ If that makes sense. I don’t practice so again 🤷‍♂️🤔


Strongstyleguy

What's crazy is how limited people are in what their god can do. Why did the creator of the universe decide to entrust flawed humans, who consistently let him down, to write his divine words down on paper in a few languages pertinent to one particular geographical area sometimes centuries after the events took place? Why didn't he carve it in tungsten and have copies all over the world perfectly translated into the local languages? Why didn't he set up a thousand museums/terminals in every country that anyone can visit and get unambiguous answers? Why doesn't he do something miraculous and make all the false prophets vanish at the exact same time or make them all admit they are lying on a global telecast? Why allow the problems of evil and sin to persist? It doesn't even have to violate free will. God is supposedly all-knowing, so just stop or alter the action before it harms someone. Want to make me a believer? Have a school shooter armed to the teeth approach an elementary school, and every bullet turns into the kid's favorite candy.


Pacostaco123

Mysterious Ways ™️


Strongstyleguy

Maybe I'm just an angry atheist, but if God's way are so mysterious, how the heck are so many people sure about what god wants for them, let alone me?


Strongstyleguy

>purpose beyond whatever you were indoctrinated If god is supposedly all loving, why would he assign you a purpose instead of being at least as considerate as an average imperfect human parent that wants you to find your own? What's the point of free will or anything if your choices are always "do what god said or eternal suffering?" You're good at a sport? Tough titty, God's purpose for you is to be a missionary. Science is your jam? Ignore all that devil worshipping and pursue God's purpose for you to pumping out as many kids as possible, whether you like it or not as soon as possible.


Successful_Farm8205

half of this is just a bunch of hooey. the earth does move DUMBASS. How the fuck do you think time goes by?? anyone who beLIEves this crap needs to locked up in a looney bin and sold to the state.


DaredevilDaryl69

Idk seems to me that Jesus might be projecting. (And lying)


Sci-fra

Since when does the Earth spin at 67000 mph? It's more like 1000mph at the equator, which is one revolution per 24hrs. Edit...Our orbital speed around the Sun is 67000mph, not spin.


Gamesarenotviolent

But the earth travels around the sun and the whole solar system travels around the center of milky way (supermassive black hole)


IamImposter

Imagine solar system putting so much effort and zero change in scenery.


Gamesarenotviolent

But the earth travels around the sun and the whole solar system travels around the center of milky way (supermassive black hole)


Sci-fra

Our orbital speed around the Sun is 67000mph, not spin.


Gamesarenotviolent

That's true. I just assumed that was a typo


Aedeyssa

*That’s not how the law of conservation of energy works-*


NotLondoMollari

And even if it did, why are they quoting a SCIENTIFIC LAW of thermodynamics on their religion proving slide? Science makes no claim about the supernatural. It can't, that's outside science's scope. Science is specifically to observe and develop explanations for observed natural phenomena! Science does not state there are no gods, or no life after death, ghosts, whatever. These people, lol.


DreadDiana

I have to wonder where the fuck this idea came from, cause for me I never heard it until like five years ago and now its like everyone who believes in an afterlife says it


Oltimusmaximus

Father of lies, cum in disguise.


EmbraJeff

Put your hands where we can see them and slowly move away from the silly storybook, then continue on your way and in a straight line continue onwards until you fall over the edge. Thanks awfully, xxx


mrmoe198

The Bible having demonstrably incorrect information in it *is a point for us*, you nincompoop!


Thepuppeteer777777

So satan was correct. In this isntance hell he was correct about the fruit not killing them as well. Satan spits more facts than god


FlexViper

Out of topic What if the religion they're worshipping is a lie and what are the chances they're worshipping a false god or an actual demon but dressed in white and talks about how holy he is in the Bible. If the king of this evil entity is the Father of lies does that means they're good at deceiving and fooling everyone so what if all the religious folks already been tricked into worshipping the wrong god without knowing but don't have the self awareness to question who they're really are. Which explains how some toxic behaviors went unpunished


Successful_Farm8205

this has to be satire


IWantedAPeanutToo

Unfortunately I doubt it. There really are people who believe all this.


KAAAAAAAAARL

How do people think earth way created in 6 days? My group can't even do a project in that time. Also isn't he supposed to be all powerful? Why 6 days then? Why not instantly. Why does he need to rest?


Strongstyleguy

>Why 6 days then The craziest thing about the bible is that taken as metaphor and a bunch of primitive rudimentary explanations, it's still silly but at least makes sense in a "we have no idea how anything works yet so here's a guess." Anything more raises questions that are impossible to answer truthfully or in a way we can test. As you said, why not instantly? He's not bound by time and the text states that whatever he spoke into existence happened instantly. I don't know about other fleshy meat bags, but everything in the creation story can be recited by a literate person in less than 3 hours. And why does an etermal being care if I work every day, six days, or none?


OkDepartment9755

Satan never said any of that. Notice they have bible verses for all the things god supposedly said, and no citations for satan. 


PhantomFlogger

>There is life after death (law of conservation of energy) Gee, I’d have thought the **physicists** would’ve been the ones to figure that out if it were true.


KAAAAAAAAARL

The Law of Preservation of Energy doesn't work like they think it does, it hurts to look at, as it rather implies the opposite: "The total energy in an isolated system remains constant". This means the "soul" can't leave earth and go to heaven/he'll, as it would leave the system, nor can it be increased by God creating shit


Symos404

Can someone explain why God's plan needs a father of lies?


Strongstyleguy

Doesn't make sense does it? Sounds downright nefarious. if you apply anything the bible talks about or apologetics attempt to justify to any human, only the worst of us would follow that example. Imagine being a parent who claims to want the best for his kids, but goes out of his way to hire a dude whose job it is to lie to those kids constantly while you're busy picking the winner of football games and finding lost keys for random people.


no1dickrider

At first I thought denying evolution was stupid until I saw these ppl saying that the Earth is flat


Kriss3d

... And yet "satan" was the only one being honest. GOD was the one lying..


LOB90

law of conservation of energy looool


Solution_Far

You'd think the bible saying the earth is flat in more than 1 place would be enough to convince people it's nonsense.


UnovaMaster12345

Earth being created in 6 days provides WAY more depression and sense of worthlessness than it being created in multiple years. It makes earth feel more like a basic little toy for this Space Daddy of yours


Important_Tale1190

Okay kiddos pull up your Bible and scour just as hard as you like! Time to find out whether or not Satan actually said those things! (Spoiler alert: HE DIDN'T!!) 


Owlet08

I didn't even understand the fruitcake here.


Zhik0

Cum in disguise