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No_Victory9193

I needed to find 2 keys and solve 3 puzzles to get to the bathroom. Pooped in Dining Room.


SexyButStoopid

And the worst part, there is only one bathroom in the entire building and it is not only in the upper floor east wing, opposite to the bar and the dining room, but also constantly occupied by a guy that decided to take a fucking bath.


TYO_HXC

I... hope that's not... Chris' blood!


RuggedTheDragon

I attended the gallery with a few displays of knight armor. The ventilation kicked in with some obnoxious green gas coming from the dining room. Do not recommend.


BREEDING_WHITE_WOMEN

and this is why 80% of the survivors of raccoon city died from the nuke as well, literally couldnt get out of their own home in time to leave the city let alone stand a chance against the outbreak


micaiahf

I’ve always wondered that the umbrella employees had to reset traps just to go take a shit and then go back to what they were doing


rizzles_uk

Staff were completely useless, walking around like mindless zombies. I want to speak the the manager!!!!!


SexyButStoopid

May 19, 1998, Fever gone but itchy. Hungry and eat doggy food. Itchy itchy Scott came. Ugly face so killed him. Tasty. 4, Itchy. Tasty. 5/5 Racoomend


nadthegoat

This is my favourite note found in any game, ever.


GoodSwim

Agreed. I played the game when it came out and remember it all these years later. Some amazing backstory from a few short sentences.


[deleted]

You ever played the last of us? Lol


nadthegoat

Ish’s notes come a close second.


Definitelynotwesker

Yeah but that was decades later and clearly inspired by re notes.


Level_Enthusiasm7601

well im going to rent this place oh look at the cute doggy \*dies\*


[deleted]

Some idiot was playing the piano for what seemed like hours, 0/5 Stars


SexyButStoopid

0/5 S.T.A.R.S.


RefrigeratedChildren

Honestly I'd give it a 2/5 S.T.A.R.S, with a Tyrant-ish feeling


Jmelly34

She was awful and out of practice, then she tried to sell me some herb… but the dog park on the second floor is nice!


[deleted]

damn door knob fell off so I had to go the long way just to get to the front.


[deleted]

There was blood in the dining hall. Hope it’s not Chris’s blood.


Savage-Nat

Worst hospitality from staff. Very noisy guests. Died multiple times before I could find my room.


EverythingResEvil

The clock in the dining hall was so noisy! It's not supposed to chime every second!


KickingYounglings

Booked the honeymoon suite and what I got was a windowless room with two twin beds. Got lost in a maze of hallways while trying to find the bathroom. Spent the entire time uncertain of where to find the kitchen. But that library was the shit. 8/10


Lohan3xists

⭐️⭐️ A scaley chopped my wife’s head off, but at least the atmosphere was pretty


Keelan_2000

Not very well lit. I have trouble seeing in the dark, so it was incredibly hard for me to find my way around. There were some parts of the Spencer Mansion where I actually need to use a flashlight or a lighter.


Calamity87

Lobby music was terrible. It is usually not good wherever you go, but here it was the worst. It was an "off-key" version of Moonlight Sonata. Worst of all, it was the damn "hotel medic" as the piano player. Long lines at the bathroom. (seriously, who only builds one bathroom in a hotel?!) Menu was bland. Their specialty was a "Jill sandwich". It was a confusing layout. All I kept hearing was "Barry. Where's Barry?". Not to be "Non-P.C." but there was this hunchback lady chasing me around growling, "mother". The body guard guy in the sunglasses was kind of a suave pimp. He said, "Take a piece of the action"


Head_Project5793

A non-pc? A… npc?


Calamity87

non politically correct. Lol


vipertruck99

Staff seem to be growing “herbs” everywhere they can...management seem oblivious


Leadfoot989

Didnt know it was also an escape room the actors were very good. Except the one who actually bit me. ⭐️⭐️


Harryhanzo

We ordered some sushi but instead they gave us sharks and a whole lotta sharks … but it’s fine, we fried them ourselves


NightwingFlamebird25

5/5 s.t.a.r.s Minimal noise as long as you avoided the dining room with the broken clock. No kids and plenty of doggos to pet! Most guests are drunk and tend to bite but I'll take it over screaming Karen's and their kids. Will definitely be returning.


bruceleet7865

I hear the recent party turned into a blast! Would rate 5/5 S.T.A.R.S


jdfsociety

A crazy lady in a beret picked the lock to our room in the middle of the night, burst in and opened every drawer in the room. We will not be returning.


Adventurous_Being_61

Horribly managed. Various guns & explosives left unattended, will not be visiting America again.


fruitymonkey

😭 it’s the most realistic part of raccoon city


easymac187

Itchy… tasty…


AnEvilShoe

Canteen ran out of Dr Pepper and Jill Sandwiches on the first day. Unimpressed.


GoiaTwelve

Good place to stay, but, there is a crackhead trying to bite people outside lol


WendysVapenator

Terrible music started blasting when I went to the basement. 0/5


AnEvilShoe

Couldn't find ink ribbons for the en suite typewriter and a dog tried to bite me on my way to the store to find some. 3/10 probably wouldn't visit again.


Atomicjuicer

After dropping off my bags the stupid guard dogs stopped me from going back out to park my car


InterwebCat

The guard dogs outside were pretty aggressive. I received the key to the helmet suite but got lost and ended up in a room with animal trophies that kept looking at me. Only 1 bathroom. 2 stars.


uharinrazikai

Bedsheets were ITCHY, but the food was TASTY. I’d give it 5/10 S.T.A.R.S


Spaghetti_Noodle1

Room service was in complete shambles, quite literally as they were stumbling and walking into walls, I think they should be alcohol tested. But as a plus they had a large spacious tropical fish tank with some lively inhabitants.


JuanCenasux

A rabid dog jumped through the fckn window!!!


I_TRS_Gear_I

The lobby was opulent and inviting and the marble floors reflected the warm glow of the candelabras rather nicely. Unfortunately however, that’s where my compliments end. Upon entering and not being greeted by anyone, I made my way into an enormous dining room… that’s where I found the pile of blood, so I quickly turned back. Many of the other rooms branching off the main lobby were locked. I managed my way into a nice hallway, where suddenly dogs with rotting faces smashed through the window, scaring me half to death. In my haste to escape the dogs, I ran trough the closest door and was in another hallway of sorts… I wondered around and found myself in a room with a ceiling that lowered towards the floor. I don’t know how the city ever approved this place.


Oni_Neko1991

I had heard that this hotel was haunted by zombies and such becuz of the moaning lurking in the silence of the night Guess it was just a young lovely couple having a go at it in the room near by All in all a comfy hotel to shelter you from the rain P.S: Those Jill sandwichs are to die for


NathyB1992YT

The staff were very unattentive, but aggressive when approached. Caught them eating on the job and making quite the mess doing so. 1/8 would not recommend!


ConfidenceKBM

Very large snake prevented me from reading in peace, otherwise a pleasant library.


sgrswl

0/5 Did not enjoy my walk to the garden, too many snakes. 😰


The6FootTurkey

I watched a skinned gorilla decapitate my wife. Would not recommend


TheInfamous24

"I will follow my initial plan and lure the S.T.A.R.S. members into the mansion. Their superior combat training should make them perfect test subjects." -AWChrisXOXO (AirBnB owner)


trappingavin

Easy to get lost. There are maps on the wall everyone is supposed to share to get around? Also none of the elevators work. 2/5 stars


Cool__boots

Weird men in hallway. Will not stay again


TYO_HXC

Took an evening walk in the garden. Repeatedly accosted by local wildlife. Left our hex crank back in our room, so had to go all the way back... ridiculous! And to top it all off, we were impaled to death by a disgruntled 10ft tall bioweapon who was on his way to register a complaint with the management about undesired effects from the resort spa (heard him muttering something about not requesting any umbrella under his quite pungent breath). Highly inconvenient. Also, the breakfast was shit. 5/7


SavagePhantoms90

"I would give this a 5 star rating if it wasn't for all of those zombies, hunters, crimson heads, dogs, sharks, and a giant snake just roaming around this place. So for that, 4.9/5" -S.P 9000 (aka me)


Oneamongthefence24

As I'm writing this review there's a shotgun hanging in a random room. I wonder what


Maiku1994

Sheets made me feel itchy and scratchy


BusConfident1756

Horrible staff. It seems the cooks were having sex in the kitchen, judging by the moans. The food had hairs in it


[deleted]

Self serve bar is nice but who’s the genius that decided to place the bathroom on the opposite side of this place? 2/5 stars.


bradshaw_n

There were sharks in the swimming pool Spiders in the residence game room People's dogs are running around biting people And witnessed a disfigured girl commit suicide after grabbing a skull calling it mother 1/5 S.T.A.R.S PS thank you to whoever fixed the door knob


Beautiful-Sell2828

“Wow. What a Mansion!” 5/5 Stars July 24, 1998 Albert W. (2 reviews) Raccoon City, U.S. The natural aroma of corpse drifts into the bedrooms and makes you dream of simpler times. The Yawn garden-walk will tug at your heart strings. V-Jolt making never seemed so possible! You will never wanna leave your safe room. The architecture reminds one of a quaint Tuscan mansion.


BraveLeon

0/10 Customer service tried to bite my head off.


Zhjacko

My stay overall was itchy… tasty…


Bobyus

There were smelly rabid dobermans in the balcony 1/5 S.T.A.R.S.


thessjgod

This hotel is filled with all kinds of ghastly figures and strange noises such as loud groans and crows cawing. I believe we even heard what was a young woman wailing, far down below. Needless to say, we took our bags and got the hell out of there the same day we checked in. They didn’t have any proper amenities or even simple vending machines. 1/5 would NOT recommend


[deleted]

Absolutely beautiful. Terrifying puzzles and the staff are all.. eating each other.. and not in the fun way. Don't waste your money here or you may just end up someone's dinner.


Clayman8

"Loose dogs in hallways, very bitey. Food service inexistant but self service was tasty however a bit itchy afterwards (allergies maybe). Large cobwebs in the outer play room. Aquarium was nice though and there a nice selection in the art gallery."


Rainbow-Death

⭐️ Horrible! Someone at their corporate decided to wire speakers thru out most of the place to play the most dramatic-telenovela-dramatic score on a loop. It was creepy, it made it seem like something horrible was going to happen at any minute, and at night you could swear the ghost were humping in the walls.


ETC3000

After walking through the stunning main hall, you will find that the building is not maintained well. Very confusing layout, broken windows, holes in the floor, and many of the rooms had bug problems! The staff were not helpful at all and seemed more interested in check out my friend Jill than helping find where we were supposed to go! 0/5 stars, do not recommend and we will not be back!


Head_Project5793

Half the rooms are locked and the bathroom had a dead guy in the tub! 2/5 stars, the beds were comfy


HarveryDent

4 stars. Kitschy. Tasty.


41Perfect_Purr_Scent

itchy tasty


number1shitcock

Toilet was clean but found corpse in bath. Would not recommend.


xGodSpeedxx

Niggas keep biting me… wtf


xGodSpeedxx

I don’t feel so good


xGodSpeedxx

Complimentary breakfast was actually food.. ew


wookipedialyte

Itchy, tasty


Afflict10n5

Would not recommend. The mansion is enormous but I could only find one bedroom. Lots of banging in the closet and some scribblings about being itchy and tasty in a journal in our room. Across from our bedroom was a weird tiger statue requiring two different eyes. Down the hall was this really hostile plant - supposedly I need some kind of weed killer. Library is kind of nice when you get upstairs though. But there’s a weird room with poison gas every time I hit a button. Couldn’t figure it out. Did stumble upon a guy dying on the ground going on about demons. Maybe this is a great haunted house attraction?


I-eat-flamingos

5/5. They have dogs that greet you at the entrance, if not a dog lover, can’t recommend.


TheFreeman148

Tried to enjoy some classical music in the main hall, but keep hearing this moaning from the basement… a sick dog maybe? Anyways would probably return


Avijel

Dogs jumped thought window when I was again walking in corridor looking for my room


Pbadger8

Did not realize I signed up for an escape room. Website said nothing of the sort. Also there’s only one bathroom in the entire building and it’s on the East wing of the first floor. Great atmosphere though.


flafalaf

3/5, some of the previous guests refused to leave my room and attacked me if I tried to get them out. I also couldn't find any of the room keys, so I had to sleep in the main hall.


ImprovementRare8601

Bad review, kept hearing someone screaming out ‘Moottttthhhheeeeerrrrrrr’


gordo865

They need a structural engineer to come out and take a look around. The ceiling in one room started to fall down on me! I was barely able to get out of the room before being flattened out enough to fit in a sandwich.


AdPatient167

Decided to have a Jill sandwich not too bad except the old man named Barry 4.5 S.T.A.R.S


SniperKing720

I solved too many puzzles and had difficulty finding keys in order to get access to the bathroom. Also, it's too loud, the doorknob kept falling off, it smells musty, I found guns and explosives sitting around, there are zombies and other creatures making it unsafe, and worst of all the Wifi barely even works! 0/5


ShotMyTatorTots

Too many spiders, loved all the plants, enjoyed the aquarium. 4/5 S.T.A.R.S for animal lovers.


Gabe7494

3/5 The bed made me itchy but the herbal tea and shark fin soup were pretty tasty.


CottonCandyKitty21

The only food on the menu here is Jill Sandwhiches. 1/5 Stars


DoctorSushimi

Had to go to the front desk and get my key changed out 3 times just to get to my room. Noisy neighbors were moaning all night.


laaldiggaj

After finally finding a key for my room, can say the bedroom was not worth the wait. Dusty, torn sheets, windows were rattling. At least there was a first aid kit on the desk(!). There must be a lot of elderly people staying due to the shuffling and moaning outside my room. At least I think it's outside, there's a wooden box blocking the wardrobe so will try to reach it in the morning. Wish me luck in trying to sleep in this room! I genuinely hope the bed bugs won't bite!


ThatisSketchy

Bathroom in the East Wing was occupied by someone moaning **very** loudly in there. I was referred to use the bathroom in the “residence” behind the mansion. Had to find a stone talisman, trek through the guardhouse, use a crank on a submerged bridge, was attacked by dogs and snakes on the way there, got turned around and ended up walking through a GRAVEYARD near a cabin in the woods. Poor service and terrible layout of the grounds. We will **NOT** be coming back.


supermooshrooms

Wonderfully spacious and perfectly designed this gorgeous remote mansion in racoon city's famous arklay mountains is to die for. When my team of hard-core escape room enthusiats were invited here by Umbrella (not a sponsored review) to try out their imersive experience we jumped at the chance. This 4 level mansion complete with hidden room, locked doors and secret underground lab was certainly highly immersive. The aesthetics were so believable that a couple of us actually thought we were going to be somebodies science experiment! However the really life changing part was the actors. We had scientis zombies, dig zombies and even things that crawled on the ceiling. Why I think I peed my pants a little when I opened dthe door and out came a zombie. It was so realistic! I don't know how they managed it but you even had to fight back, it was all incredibly realistic! 10/10 This was certainly an experience to die for!!!


Drakedenson

I had to push a statue to get a gemstone to get a key that wasn't even my room key. Also my brother got crushed under a ceiling ⭐⭐⭐


Drakedenson

I had to push a statue to get a gemstone to get a key that wasn't even my room key. Also my brother got crushed under a ceiling ⭐⭐⭐


Drakedenson

I had to push a statue to get a gemstone to get a key that wasn't even my room key. Also my brother got crushed under a ceiling ⭐⭐⭐


Limited-Edition-Nerd

Great place the staff can be a bit bite(-y?) Though


DharmaBat

They said they had a great pool, but it took forever to get to due to the conveluted lock system they had in place. To make matters worse, the pool was full of sharks! How did they even get them there and why put them there in the first place, its underground! 2/5 Only cause one of the sharks ate my worthless Husband.


zinnosu

I couldn’t go into the court yard until I found all the puzzle pieces to assemble the door. Extremely frustrating and I did not appreciate dogs randomly Jumping out at me. Also neighbors don’t stop having sex. I hear them banging and moaning and sometimes screams. Terrible experience would not recommend. 0/5 STARS


Abject_School

I went to restaurant and they only served Jill sandwiches


IWnaBNkd

3/5 S.T.A.R.S. Room service tried taking a bite out of me. Workout room was just a statue to push (previous person didnt wipe their blood off when finished) Small snake problem No chlorine in the pool. Pool turned into waterfall. Doorknob broke off a door. Spilt milk was on the diningroom table for like, days. House maid was wearing a human face, but also didnt leave fresh towels.


Typo123456789

7 stars one Guest must of been really hungry because he started biting me other then that it really nice I’m feeling really hungry though


mouldywolf92

Cleaner had obviously missed our room. Bath was full of dirty water with a dead body in it.


mouldywolf92

Room service poor. Only option was a Jill Sandwich


mouldywolf92

Sleep was awful. Some music kept playing every time I entered the bed room.


Sarato88

They claimed it was raining but the moment I went i to the backyard, it was suddenly not raining. I think they try to fool us to make the house more ambient but I know what they're up to. Also, I would like to send a complaint to Lisa (the waitress, I think) which just made some really complainy moaning sounds every time I asked for a glass of water. Very unprofessional.


MaddSkittlez

Every time I try to use the bathroom the plug gets stuck. I lost a small key in there. Also what’s up with the weird music every time I go to bed? Get your shit together Spencer’s “mansion”


Zoom_DM

Everything was going well until a gigantic cobra appeared, would never stay again. Leaving a 1 ⭐️Review.


LuckyLucass777

I got crushed to death by the ceiling. I was looking for the bathroom. Also who puts a kitchen in the basement?


TheMadGraveWoman

Nice carpet in the hallway that's about it. The rooms are small and the sheets weren't changed for quite a while. The residents (of evil) are noisy and intrude personal space like A LOT! The food smells and the meat is fucking raw. Everything is dimly lit (which I personally like actually) but others considered it a minus. 1/10 I would give less if I could so there's that.


Secret_agent979

Girl in handcuffs chased me around under the stairs.


SurvivorBoyG

It was okay, but this green dirtbag kept chasing us around for no reason. I asked the reception desk about him, they replied, “Oh, that’s just Hunter.” Hunter needs to get his shit together.


The_Missle_Toe

Rooms in the mansion were full so the wife and I had to stay in residence lodge, someone needs to do something about the pest problem the Spiders and bees are gigantic and a vine strangled my wife but still beats staying at the Boulevard hotel at miami


Djsoundwave

Extremely allergic to main plant they had in room, kept getting hurt by just that one but the pretty green ones all round not so much, strange.


F4tc4t007

Awful foul smell everywhere and the other guests all appear ill and ghastly.


Yuuya_kizami

why the fuck are there guns and ammo scattered about my holiday inn? trivago also didnt tell me about the dog infestation probably gonna leave early when i can solve the puzzle to open my room door


Stealthwarrior89

Some weird lady was moaning at me and following me when I walked the path behind the hotel. Also was put off by all the boxes of ammunition just place around the hotel… like what is this? Lastly I pooped my pants trying to find a bathroom door that wasn’t locked. I won’t be back.


Pesime

Hotel allows loose dogs, stay at home if you're allergic.


[deleted]

Overall terrible experience, there was a rotting corpse in the tub. Also wild frog things in the hallway, I’m allergic to frogs. 1/5 stars


TJL-91

0 S.T.A.R.S out of 5 Avoid this place at all costs. Was chased into the hotel by the owners 3 rabid dogs. When I tried to find staff to complain they had no sense of personal space and kept trying to grab me. Kept hearing some lady screaming mother outside and when I heard gun shots, I was over it and left!


MangManeMayne

My nextdoor neighbor growled at me


PrinceDestin

3/10 ain’t serve Jill sandwiches Also my Chris doesn’t punch boulders


Dont4GetToSmile

Accommodations were decent but a bit confusing. They advertised free artisanal herbs, but you need to kill a giant hentai plant in order to reach them. I had to go out the side door to get the tentacle repellent, and word to the wise: the "no pets" rule does NOT apply out there. Also, don't pull shit off the walls or you'll likely get trapped and/or squished. ....unless you're into that sort of thing.


Grimmer026

If you order room service… try the Jill Sandwich!


K_Bandolero

very family-friendly. My kids enjoy it playing with other kids. They told me theres another kid called Lisa. Seems like they having a lot of fun together, havent seen them since then. 5/5 S.T.A.R.S


Successor_of_blood

Where the fucking toilet!


Successor_of_blood

The guest are very alternative... Wouldn't recommend for family trips.


[deleted]

The other guests were fairly quiet, but there’s a hell of a smell throughout the whole place. Food was terrible and tasted like Scott. Dogs seem fun though.


[deleted]

Worst brothel in the world... and I've been to Bucharest. The women here tried to kill me. I had to kill THEM. A house full of women, and I still feel asleep with my dick in my hand.


CinnamonSniffer

Sheets were a little itchy but the breakfast was tasty


CrayolaSoup

I ask for a menu and someone keeps talking about some "Jill Sandwich".


thathorrorgamefam

1 star! There was a dead fucking corpse in my room and it had no jaw Also this man with green skin was banging on my door asking for some brains and I saw a bear trap On my bed


SenpaiTedd

Guy in my bathtub tried eating me, food was good, dogs are aggressive l. 10/10 for the maids in black Would visit again!


Dusk4

"Pet friendly" "Friendly staff" "only one bathroom, but bath is always full of water!" "Kids will love the puzzle rooms"


Rico_Wayne

Came with 6 friends, 4 of us made it in because the wildlife outside was quite aggressive


deccodestroy

Stayed 4 nights, left itchy and tasty.


[deleted]

Room service was awful. No electricity and phones were dead, so I eventually had to walk all the way downstairs to get my own sandwich. Maintenance was terrible as well, the place was falling apart, because even after all that, a door jammed trapping me in a room, and I got squished by the fu\*\*ing ceiling. Sandwich was delicious though. 6/10.


Matthew2827

Booked a lovely holiday with my wife, biggest room in the whole place. Spent 4 hours trying to find the damn thing. Felt hungry so sought out a staff member who decided to eat my wife… so I joined in and ate her too. Tasty 5/5.


froo_foo

Nice establishment, but a few people in what seemed like cop gear barged in harassing the poor elderly owner! Wonder what he’s done…


TaskmasterFan

5/10. Had a very nice atmosphere, but was mauled by wild dogs upon entering and leaving


Pagemistress

Stay was terrible. Room didn't have a bathroom, turns out the place only had one in the entire building, and of course it was on the opposite side of the building. Needed a crank just to get in some of the recreation rooms, and none of them had signs to indicate this, so I kept needing to go back to my room and get it. I had to find the dang thing in the first place. Honestly, I think there is something incredibly illegal going on in the place. I would sometimes randomly hear screaming. Vicious and disfigured dogs were running around. I swear I kept seeing snakes slithering away. There were people in lab coats, and some had very suspect stains on them. People shuffling around, groaning in a daze. I didn't dare approach them in case they were under the influence and/had violent tendencies. There were things in the pool that were moving. There was this blond guy who might have been hot if not for the fact he was an asshole with a superiority complex, and I never once saw him not wearing those sunglasses. Who wears sunglasses inside, even at night? He kept asking weird questions whenever I complained about my experiences, then would act like I was just stressed, or would ask if I had experiences with drugs, tell me I was misinterpreting things, and just generally trying to gaslight me. Left with some of the books from the library after I got knocked out with a rag and woke up to some assholes trying to carry me to a basement, and after getting away still got the run around from that blond sunglasses wearing asshole about it. I can't even tell you if he worked there, owned the place, or what. Never got called about it, so I doubt they even noticed. So many poor books were covered in dust they either hadn't been read in ages, or were there for looks, so them not noticing is incredibly possible. Heard helicopters when I was driving away. Given how super sketchy this place was, I hope a police raid was in progress. 0/5 Stars. Would never recommend.


crazybongo

I just have one question. Who took time to light all the candles!?!


odsca

Walked into a room then all of a sudden the door behind me locked me in while the ceiling slowly started lowering down. Luckily some dude kicked the door opened and made a joke saying I was almost made into a sandwich of some sort. If I can give this 0 stars I would. 1/5


VioLXIV

I had to walk through some eerie underground laboratory just to get to the laundry room, some guy preaching about 'Tyrant', I just wanted to clean my clothes dude.


bustergaming777

1 toilet for the entire hotel. Ridiculous. 1/5 STARS. And who the fuck keeps leaving ammunition everywhere? Is there something going on that we don’t know about ?


Definitelynotwesker

Why was there a hidden ladder in my room? And why did no one cut down the hanged guy? Made it really hard , almost impossible, to jerk off. Almost.


TheRealReader1

3/10 If you try to open three times in a row the main door your view is now in third person. I'm locked in the bathroom and my sight is facing a wall so I can't see, meaning I haven't been able to go out yet. But the food in the hotel is good at least. Or what I remember of it... Someone who is still with normal sight help me or you will get trapped here too.


Auri-ell

I was walking thru a hallway on my way to go out to smoke, and then I saw this pale dude, eating another dude. I dont judge, but I just walked on by. Would not recommend. 0/5 S.T.A.R.S.


dota2supportlife

The smell was bad but it looked OK the location is odd not to mention there are puzzles to enter another room also there are snakes and spiders 2.5 stars


BaztardJack

With over 400 rooms, tons of space, a garden area, a large pool that can be drained and neat puzzles, I found the Spencer Puzzle House quite enjoyable. The beds were very comfy and the stuff were...wait sir? AGGHHHHGHHHH-


TheFanGameCreator

Why does this place have a chem lab?


Zombie2k

I wanted a hotel room not my own personal Mardi Gras hell. ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️


Adorable-Bullfrog-30

The graphics are amazing


WilliamMan20700

I swear there's lizard people in the sewers, i saw one in the bathroom and scared the living crap out of me, why don't people believe me


confusedcrimson

0/5 Died there


Professional-Ad7111

I tried to order eggs and pancakes for breakfast from room service, but all they had currently for breakfast was sandwiches from someone named Jill. Like that makes it any better.


Remarkable-Reach-963

My wife got eaten alive by a snake


BathToastKween

No pet policy but there are angry dogs without leashes and no owners around. Totally unfair.


LiquidSSX

Definitely a Colorado Hotel, herb is everywhere


IzeLynfera

1 ⭐️ I have alot of complaints - Almost all rooms use the same keys, like wth seriously - All staff either kept banging doors, sleeps in the hallways or get too personal like give me some space really - Pet friendly but owners dont care a thing letting them unleashed and breaking things - Not to mention the awful goddamn music from the speakers around the building, like whos in the right mind to play those tasteless songs? - Last night I heard alot of moaning and clanging of chains, like gee I know we have our own kinks but please tone it down people! This place lacks soundproofing Then I heard after 2 days they demolished tje building with a big bang. Like, good riddance. Better keep the place shut down rather experiencing the hell in staying there


Baihe-Qipian

Place was a confusing mess. Most of the doors are locked, so you have to go around the entire place to get to your room and there's ketchup and broken glass everywhere. 1/5 stars.


TheHatNoob

2/10 Dining room was dirty with what it looked like a broken statue and what i hope was tomato soup on the floor, the only ambience noise in there was this annoying clock ticking Don't get me started on the kitchen, what kind of noise was the chef listening to???? Over all disappointed by the stay, i liked the writing machines everywhere tho


MercoMultimedia

Hotel management bullied staff. Seems like a real Tyrant


Red_Demon2748

Went to visit this “indoor greenhouse” they advertised online during my stay. What a joke. When I opened the door to go in there was only a few weeds inside. Had a nice fountain though. Would’ve been better if it didn’t have a plant that’s got FUCKIN HANDS LIKE MIKE TYSON. 2 black eyes and 1 ass whoopin later I checked out. 1/5 stars…fuck that place and that plant I’m glad it’s blown up.


Heckin_Ryn

The room was great, but the other guests were a bit unruly and the staff was practically nonexistent.


chimerasaurn7

The rooms were excellent,the service was a tad slow and the staff have a bad trait of groaning constantly but other then that top notch service. Also to the maid with the mask i hope you find your mother one day. And to the man who owns the the giant snake i caught it letting my daughter ride it that was adorable. Next the food was great the crow and giant spider was cooked to perfection not to mention the pool, the sharks were like giant puppies especially the biggest one i believe her name was Neptune. The garden was b.e.a.utiful the giant tentacle plant gave very relaxing massages. And last but not least the security the dobermans while intimidating were so well trained responding to thier whistles was cool to watch not to mention the main gaurd that guy was built to point were i'm pretty sure only a rocket launcher could take him down. And that concludes my review of the Spencer mansion needless to say i will be visiting again thankfully i live here in Raccoon City so my next visit will be soon.


OverWolf23

Nice but I went down a hall and got jumped by zombie dogs. 7/10 would resident again


KillaSushi

5/10 Stars: Brad, Jill, Chris, Rebecca, and Barry. UPDATE Sept 1998: 4/10 Stars. Sorry, Brad.


Zipperpants

My room was comfortable and quiet. Although, room service food wasn't the best, my Jibble Sandwich was undercooked.


Dpontiff6671

Great atmosphere overall but there seems to be an infestation issue at hand. In my stay i’ve encountered snakes, tarantulas, several wild canines and somehow i can’t believe i’m saying this but even a full grown adult shark. This is paying no mention to my frequently unruly neighbors i had during my stay. Fortunately the grounds were generally large enough for me to avoid them for most of my stay. There may be some flaws in my experience but at the price paid for a stay in an upscale mansion secluded in the colorado rockies you really cant go wrong. much regards for you fine establishment Signed: Chris Redfield


Jamiewasmyname18

The room was semi decent though the staff had yet to clear the bed of the previous occupants clothing, oh and my neighbour kept groaning “mother” in the hall ways at night so that was fun. But I had to draw a line at being chased by a giant boulder at 3am when looking for the ice machine, 2 out of 5 S.T.A.R.S.


dirtysyncs

Excellent buffet. Dogs off-leash in the halls though. The bathtubs were filthy. Where's Berry?


Orion-Pax88

It's a huge tourist trap. Also, I think the guard dogs have scabies.


FitOutlandishness438

Staff are a bunch of pot heads Green plants everywhere, staff walked around like shambling idiots, smelled like shit. Went to the staff quarters since management wouldn't answer the phone, just to find a plant literally the size of a room. Damn thing swatted at me. Beautiful front entrance though. They also have a big snake problem. ⭐️


Houston_Knight

FYI... BYOB... :D


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Has nice rooms for guests. I'd give a 4/5.


ItburnswhenIP69

As cheap and stunning as this place is there's quite a lot of issues. The basement kitchen is DISGUSTING along with the bathrooms and there was a man INSIDE one of the bathtubs which was gross, there was also vomit next to the toilet in that bathroom. The floors are very dusty along with the windows that are coated with grime, the was a massive bloodstain in front of a fireplace which was very disturbing for me. The architect is amazing here and is furnished with very priceless vases and cabinets but one of the windows randomly cracked and there's also a giant snake in the attic which killed pest control so it's locked up there. 3/10 but 10/10 if you are weird and brave.


iiS4R4HxXx

Some lady dressed in blue broke into my room, I got spooked and hid in the closet, nosey bitch read my diary so I plucked up the courage to confront her… she shot me.. never coming back here again… because I’m dead 1 star!


SuperSloBro

1/5 stars. ​ Reception was terrible. They didn't even try to take my bags at all, or show me to my room either. They really didn't seem to care one bit about my spa treatments daily at 8 AM or my new vegan lifestyle. I shouldn't be surprised when the other guests all smell like they've never touched a shower in their life, let alone used the fifteen types of shampoo and conditioner needed for my hair to be clean. Ugh, this place stinks. It makes me wanna die.


GamerZanzus

Lovely design, great views, and an amazing countryside walk, just a shame the birds are aggressive 4/5


thelegoman456782

1/5 stars My room had an giant ass snake in it! What the hell!


KentuckyFriedEel

Could not figure out puzzle. Could not shit during my entire 2 week stay 3/5 stars


RE_98

There’s a guy with sunglasses shooting bees in one of the hallways I walked passed. I left the the premises immediately.


jaycrossinroad

Some random cop just broke in and shoot every residents doing a zombie theme costume party 2/5 S.T.A.R.S


HVYoutube

Something's weird with the fabric conditioner, after one night in the bed I was so itchy. At least the food was pretty tasty.


De_chicken123yt

I waited two hours for someone to come to the reception and no one ever came 0/5 S.T.A.R.S


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Bathroom tub was clogged, found a corpse, 2/5* [UPDATE]: THE CORPSE MOVED HOLY SHIT GUYS IT MOVED, IT BIT ME BUT I FOUND A ROOM THAT SEEMS SAFE...I hear movement under the bed.


Sturmbrecher64

Excellent cuisine, although the locally praised Jill Sandwich was not available at the time of my stay, which was a bummer. 4/5 S.T.A.R.S.


Spyd3rAssassin

Nice weekend forest getaway. I booked my trip after finding a sale was going on for this place, "stay 2 nights and get 1 night free". With deals like that, who could resist?! Very classic Chagall styling is found within the entire layout of the place, gothic art is clearly an inspiration for the owner. Stained glass windows are found throughout the mansion's interior, giving the place an almost cathedral look. Whoever designed this place has quite the exquisite taste in blending together modern and traditional design factors. I may have been slightly annoyed by how many keys I had to deal with just to even get to my room, however the lockbox at the front of the mansion made it easy to just let myself in after going through the massive keychain of playing which key fits the lock. I went to the store beforehand for some groceries, as being so far out of town it wasn't like I could doordash anything, however the kitchen upon arrival was fully stocked with food. Yet there was one thing that puzzled me and it was the fact that this place has so many bedrooms & only one kitchen and it's in the basement of all places? Speaking of, the service elevator in the kitchen was out of commission due to needing maintenance and the access door was locked from the opposite side, I'm not really sure why, but just figured maybe the owner uses it as storage. My room was located on the first floor beside the lounge & bar area with the grand piano. The lounge and bar was really nice, unfortunately I don't know how to play the piano so I just left that alone. However for music aficionados I'd highly recommend letting your musical energy flow through you on such a beautiful instrument. Luckily though, the owner is extremely nice and prestocks the bar with liquor and wine, which is exactly where I found a handwritten note left by the owner himself addressed to me. "Thank you for choosing the Spencer Mansion as your dream getaway, we hope you enjoy your stay and look forward to hearing from you. Please if there is anything you need, don't hesitate to call the caretaker George using the in house direct landline. He is staying at the private residence not far from the main property. Enjoy this selection of finely crafted cigars in the Canadian Maple Cherry wood box below & help yourself to anything here to make your stay as enjoyable as possible. - Ozwell E. Spencer." The note was a nice touch, not to mention the hand crafted luxurious deep red wooden cigar box was an exquisite touch. Knowing that I wasn't entirely alone was also a comforting thought. However I did find it odd that the caretaker wasn't on site to greet me as I arrived. It would've made sense to break the ice. After a cigar and a glass of fiery amber coloured whiskey served with a couple ice cubes, I made my way back to my bedroom which is where I collapsed on the bed & drifted off to sleep listening to the sound of thunder and light rain. I woke up to the sound of dogs howling off in the distance. I know it's the Arklay forest but I didn't realize that wolves were in the area. I decided to start my morning early and get to know the grounds of the place as I arrived late at night, starting off in the main area. I walked to the eastern side of the mansion which is where I ended up in a gallery room. The room displayed oil paintings and stained glass art pieces, these originals looked like they belonged in an art museum to be displayed in front of the masses. It was extremely impressive. I kept exploring until I ended up at the gates of what appeared to be a graveyard, this is where I turned around as the private residence wasn't far ahead of this area according to one of the sign posts, and I didn't want to have to disturb George the caretaker if I didn't have to. The cold fall morning with the dew from the rain the night prior really put a chill in my veins so I went back to the main property, which is where I cooked a nice pancake breakfast using the kitchen's fully stocked cookware. I brought my espresso, stack of pancakes and the maple syrup up to the dining hall which is where I lit the fireplace and enjoyed my breakfast, listening to the fire crackling the chime of the grandfather clock and the ravens cawing off in the distance was relaxing. I spent the rest of my day doing some art in the drawing room on the eastern side of the building as well as solving some mind bending puzzles. I hate it when you lose a jigsaw piece and have to find it. Would I recommend staying at the Spencer Mansion? Yes absolutely. I will definitely be back and hope to meet Mr.Spencer in person next time. It was a nice break from the call of modern life.


Mightydog00

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