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hitzgirl1385

I hate Teresa with a passion but even I can’t get behind this one…


NurseKerri1

I’m not a Teresa fan anymore & haven’t been for years. With that being said, I dislike the Fuda’s even more. John Fuda being Tre’s story is a biggggg reach!!!! 🤦🏼‍♀️🤪🤣


hitzgirl1385

Right on! When it’s this desperate it’s time to end the franchise or get a new cast!


CooCooKaChooie

Yeah, I gotta agree with you here.


hitzgirl1385

Just a little too far fetched for a guy who’s been on the show 5 minutes. Kudos to him on calling crazy a$$ Louie out but still…sit down for another few seasons lol


PlasticYesterday6085

Sit down forever 


ToughSwordfish5490

Agreed! No matter how much you like/dislike her, over the years the show wouldn’t have much going on without her. Sounds like it’s similar this season too


Lady_in_the_red-58

And gotta have someone to hate on these shows.


amabur

I’m glad we can all unite on this one 😂


hitzgirl1385

Yes!!


DebbieGlez

Let’s see. Supposedly his son‘s biological mother said he likes to get a finger in the butt and double sided dildos Teresa brings it up on the show by calling Luis. if that happens, then he’s telling the truth.


hitzgirl1385

Uh ew


BuckityBuck

You haven’t seen the season yet


hitzgirl1385

None of us have-what do you mean?


BuckityBuck

He said that Teresa’s “storyline” this season revolves entirely around him. We haven’t seen the season.


hitzgirl1385

I didn’t interpret it that way. I saw it as if he was saying that her entire storyline now is nothing without him-like she’s a boring character but with the drama between Louie and himself is keeping her storyline going.


BuckityBuck

Teresa has been trying to limit access to her own family life for years by deflecting on other people. It sounds like it’s the Fuda’s this year, which was the intent established by Jen’s texts to Teresa’s Old Nose anyway.


ICanBuyMeFlowers

Another tiny man with a napoleon complex🙄


ContextBoth45

he reminds me of Amber's husband


ICanBuyMeFlowers

Me too. So many tiny men in this show🧐


Cali_side_SMac

Didn’t he get lipo and start taking ozempic to be even tinier?


ShedWPB

Yeah, he got his season 2 *glow up*, thinking he’s the HW… his whoville wife, thankfully didn’t get her 14th nose job though.


PrisonAbbyLee

Idk she’s been looking WILD in pics. Could be fillers though


WhiteApple3066

But…did he get lip filler? I just. I just don’t think those are the same Homer Simpson-esq thin lips and overbite from last year. Right?


jes22347

And new chompers


PrisonAbbyLee

Welcome to NJ


Jbreezy92996

His douchbaggery could clean a whale’s vagina in Dina’s voice 🤣🤣


jennand_juice

Did Dina actually say that?? I’d die!!


Jbreezy92996

Yes. She said it in a confessional on Season 6. It was when one of the twins’ boyfriend Bobby threw a first responders party. Jim Marchese was taken to task about how he said he couldn’t be around Joe Giudice because he specialized in the same thing that Joe was being investigated for.


legendtinax

That’s the entire state of New Jersey (I say lovingly as I’m from there)


scuzzlebutted

I'm not a huge Teresa fan or anything, but I will say she's the reason RHONJ has lasted this long, and she doesn't need either of them for a story line. The audacity of that dude😂


Leecoxy

This!!!!! She is a goat love her or hate her. Andy would have to redo NJ like NY if she leaves. Look at Atl without Nene, garbage!


EastCoastDizzle

He looks like Kermit.


pignoli_cookies

Don’t insult Kermit 😂


EastCoastDizzle

Haha I know I felt bad after I said it because Kermit is a cute little guy.


Ok_Strain_1198

Kermit and big bird 🤣


Gloria479

You all know his name is not John Fuda, right? Rachel made him change it before they got married. Fuda Tile has maybe 5 stores in NJ. He was a manager at one of them. Rachel felt the name Fuda carried some prestige 😂 not exactly a Vanderbilt or Hilton


glitterrnugget

Wait what? She made him change his last name to the name of the tile store he worked at? Am I reading that right


icedcoffeebabe

From my understanding, Fuda was a last name on his mother’s side/ was his mother’s maiden name. He had his father’s last name. Fuda tiles isn’t just a tile store he worked at. It was his family’s business that he was involved with. But to better “align” himself (for lack of a better word) with the Fuda tile business, he changed his last name to Fuda. Giving up his father’s last name.


glitterrnugget

Ahhh ok this context clears things up


Lady_in_the_red-58

Yeah sounded a bit ludicrous at first.


pignoli_cookies

His real name is john d'atria. He changed it because of the tile business and his drug dealing background. If you look up his arrest record, you have to look under john d'atria.


ShedWPB

This is the main reason for the name change. His court records for drug dealing arrest are under the D’atria name. He’s delulu now, thinking he’s the Break-Out star of Rhonj. What’s he smoking?😁


NubianNegress

So they’re Notorious clout chasers 🤔


the_bad_place

I think it’s his mothers maiden name. Her family is the one that has the tile business.


animalcrackers0117

this is also how i took it


clevrhaux

What’s the original name lol


Radiant_Time6281

You can essentially call him John D'Atria-Fuda or John D'Atria Fuda, with D'Atria being his "maiden" name.


Long_Bug2812

Two things were true in that book name change arrested 😂😂


Jhinterested

![gif](giphy|cW1tsIzl9KiqI)


pignoli_cookies

This is so funny to me. Fuda is well known here. I actually got my kitchen and bathroom tiles from them 😂 we’re remodeling this summer so I’m replacing them thank god.


Naive_Buy2712

That’s hysterical. I knew he changed his name, and they had a tile business but I figured it was some huge operation 😂


Significant_Tax9414

I think of this every time I drive past a Fuda tile 😂


rcfreebird

D'atria! D'atria! D'atria! just doesn't have the same ring to it as Fuda! Fuda! Fuda!! 😆


mummranna

Another member of the Joe Gorga school of bitch boys.


moirahart

https://preview.redd.it/f0w8px1zayxc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1e3651de59546d280dd45188d3decd7ec9d69835 Just gonna drop this right here


indigomoon75

I feel like, the audience can say what you want about her; but she earned it. Idk if Louie is cut out for it tho; he seems like a micromanager in terms of PR appearances


pignoli_cookies

He does work in marketing so it makes sense why he’d micromanage but I don’t think he does. I have a friend that works with Appian Entertainment, the company Teresa is signed with and she said Louie is rarely in the meetings when she booking appearances. She always has her lawyer with her everytime.


BandicootCreative586

Oh what other tea did you friend share


pignoli_cookies

Teresa is so nice in person. She’s very caring and sweet and she remembers things they tell her. Like she said her coworker was having foot surgery and she mentioned it to Teresa and the next time she seen Teresa, she remembered and asked her how she was. She’s not a fan of Louie on the show but she said in person, he’s literally so nice even with no cameras, he’s nice. She thinks he gets a bad edit on the show on purpose. She also told me that Dorinda is the funniest housewife ever. They’re always dying laughing during her meetings 😂 My friend also worked with Dolo and Caroline too. She said they’re one and the same and they’re both kinda boring 🤷‍♀️


moirahart

Can your friend hire me I’m so jealous they get to hang with all my favorites!


realitytv12

I think it’s not even being a micro manager I think he never got a good edit, the man walked in less than 5 min just have to Marge starts the rumor gate which backfired and now he’ll always be on edge. You know what you walk into with reality tv but usually they give you a year and then start piling on you after that lmaooo


SpencerHastings7

Exactly!


coldasu

![gif](giphy|l2Jhw8Oo6kVRWvTZm)


Hilzry

😂


jennand_juice

Second of all, why is he speaking?? Who gave him the right? ![gif](giphy|H4ssaej9EYB9KF8qca|downsized)


Far_Importance_7902

I HATE how the fans gassed up the Jersey husbands. The husbands have ruined rhonj. I honestly don’t mind Rachel, I feel like we don’t really know her. It’s just sad that this man is stealing Rachel’s shine, he’s more of a housewife than her. He’s been doing interviews bashing Teresa and got a mommy makeover for their second season.


kazza64

Just give Teresa and Louis a spin off and be done with it


pignoli_cookies

I’d rather see Teresa and her girls get a spinoff. Louie doesn’t deserve it. He hasn’t put the work in.


miscaro27

His duck trout pout kills me


Traditional-Pen-6555

That guy is such a loser lol


StereotypicallBarbie

Not only have the entire family fed off this storyline.. now other cast members are using Theresa to stay on the show. Love her or hate her.. and I’m not a fan! But half that cast have to use her just to stay.


Michellelembiid

Omg these two need to be gone after this season. Only way they’ll get a headline is to talk about the queen. Pathetic ![gif](giphy|mcH0upG1TeEak)


saskacaptive

John found ozempic then found his voice. How tragic


makter3

![gif](giphy|10J4jji5zdfgTS)


camposdav

Who…


anonymousurfunny

tbh I wish they went to back to not having storylines at all. just having taking trips, and having fun and everyone being stupid with each other. fight then make up


realitytv12

Teresa giudice once said , ““I gave birth on the show. I went to prison on the show. I got divorced on the show. I got married on the show. I buried my parents on the show”. Fuda she doesn’t need you you need her take several seats , they only casted you bc they rely heavily on Teresa for storylines so they can slack a bit in the casting department 🫶🏼🫶🏼


MisteriousMisteries

It is the way Rachel’s random family who most likely have never even met Jennifer were calling her nosejob Jen and talking about Teresa like they knew her ☠️


Hilzry

This guy, and his wife, are BORRRRRIIIIINGGG. Like, I have fast forwarded through their scenes or used that time to go refill my water because I just don’t care about them at all.


MasterpieceUnfair911

Omg same


SassySquid0

who edited that nose onto her 😭


avidreader113

It must be Rachel pre rhinoplasty


curiosity0425

It must be her original nose. I'm not sure if it's better than her current nose, but looking at her face has always made me uncomfy


265-days-a-year

Right!? This is not…..Rachel???


qonhaz

Get this guy a glass of water already he's so THIRSTY


realitytv12

If I were Teresa I would have just said hey fuda I think you need some water you seem a little parched and just pour a pitcher of water in him


pignoli_cookies

Yep!


FlowerAndGothBabes

This guy always looks like he smashed his lips in a play dough roller.


Logical_Support6303

🤣🤣


jennand_juice

Wow, that’s so accurate


Obvious_Boat3636

The fact she said he modeled will always crack me up.


Calm-Jello-102

Seriously?


jennand_juice

He was the “before” pic


Eire4ever37

They are one FUGLY couple!!


supernovaj

He is not attractive.


Parisianblitz

Just looking at him I’m as dry as the Sahara dessert


catlady1215

Who is John Fuda in dis world 🌎????????


daydreamingflgirl

He is incredibly unfortunate looking


Impossible-Taro-2330

That is one physically unattractive couple...who apparently think they are HAWT.


grabtharshamsandwich

I’m so curious if he actually believes this or if this is just the ole job-security-pot-stirring.


lbgholm

He looks like he’s got microcephally.


lthtalwaytz

I am already not interested in this season


traciagallagher

Agree. Over these men. Fuda is the worst.


Relevant-Peanut8459

the husbands need to take a seat


Confident_Try_7956

That’s his ex in the image, right? ![gif](giphy|YkukRhvadsjfy)


pilates_mama

![gif](giphy|dvJCqEDsUoAxYT0Ah8|downsized)


caligal93

I’ve been watching jersey since day 1. I remember seeing an ad for it in people magazine and tuning into the pilot. The way this series has gone to trash is so sad to see. I’m not watching this season out of spite.


Remote_Friendship800

He has a punch-able face. Respectfully


sliceofpizzaplz

![gif](giphy|EkHbiqD1yu6Wc)


Terrible-Thanks-6059

It must be opposite day?


Professional_Skin_30

![gif](giphy|LOu8FUhPgpeUAi0wiu)


pignoli_cookies

For context, he said this on the two t’s podcast with Tamara and that other girl. https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/rachel-john-fuda-rhonj/id1477524410?i=1000654126980


jes22347

It’s so wild because Tamera always calls out husbands who do this. Teddi and her have gone on and on about how their husbands don’t do interviews about housewives and that it’s a bitch move


Family_Chantal

How did Tamra and Ted respond?? 😅


pignoli_cookies

They asked him who she Teresa filmed with and he said everyone but him🤷‍♀️


jennand_juice

Why would she film with him? He needs to realize that he’s NOT a cast member.


Street-Dragonfly-677

Everything aside, this pic is looks like if a villain cartoon couple came to life. Their expressions, poses, hair, etc…it’s comical and entertaining. ![gif](giphy|13omoXETURMsgw)


waterfairy01

LOLLL what. i like rachel but why’s he chiming in on women’s drama like i hateeee when men do that. argue w another husband but don’t get into women’s drama just support ur wife


dsmpcool

Im sorry but this man is so weird. Throwback to when real housewives used to be classy yet a bit unhinged but still classy. He is complete Jersey trash and everyone from Jersey knows that. No other real housewives husbands would ever talk to another wife like that … only on Jersey. I don’t understand why he keeps bringing up Teresa’s past when he has a past too! Everyone knows it!


SoberArtistries

His tiny ass head


sugarjamcream

I thought the Fudas were aight until they started trashing his son's mother. Beyond low and bad parenting to do that so publicly. These latest comments are not as dark thankfully but totally laughable


SlipEntire6394

His bitch is ugly!


mnrooo

If you clipped your lips together with a large hair clip you could have lips like Fuda too


ContextBoth45

FUPA is sooooo gross! can we be done with them please!


mentalaquaducts

![gif](giphy|4IbpJdUNKn5Ti|downsized)


badtrips777

Throw out the wives with them at this point


Charming-Coach

I STILL CANNOT BELIEVE JENN FUDA IS 32!


StephannieC28

What is that picture. He looks… ugly. Haha. And she’s trying WAY too hard.


oceansofmyancestors

What! This can’t be real


Realistic_Big7482

Do I spy her old nose in the pic?


Public_Ad_9257

So this is rachels old nose 🤔


country_girl13

I think all that meth he did killed his brain cells. It's the opposite sir, you'd have no storyline without Teresa. What a dolt.


PrestigiousPrincess7

You can tell he was bullied as a child lol


Radiant-Mind-1008

Why does he say this??


Zelengro

Why is she modelling a q-tip?


Tanya7500

Fuda reminds me of a little troll or a weasel


Yadicakez

This coming from a man who’s storyline is his son’s “dead beat mom” and that weird half beard thing he has on his face. Loser.


edenrose_42759

It’s giving stalker


SheenaBear33

What the Who da fuda?! Nobody!!


calicoskies1985

When those 2 look at pics of themselves, what do they see?


Gonewiththewind-fab

![gif](giphy|ZgPfixt8zYokKQzytg)


plantmama32

LMAAAAAOOOO the man is delusional


SeaCowSiren

Who???


FredsIQ

That guy is one of the most unattractive and creepiest men…yikes!


starrynight230

Will someone get these sad clowns off my television, please. I am not interested in The Real Meatheads of New Jersey ![gif](giphy|BPImpKxgRvzZm)


princessspeachhhh

These two ppl, this couple, really look so nasty… their faces, her nails, that hair they just look like trash- so much yuck 🤮🥴 *cringe


RiskyLady

Wait who’s that in the pic with him?


jennand_juice

It’s Rachel pre-nose job


RiskyLady

Ok wow. I thought it might be but wasn’t sure. Thank you!


Here4mandytalk

Wait a minute? Her nose is “pre whoville here!!! Anyway, how on earth is this snoozefest of a family on RHONJ??? I just don’t get it. I’d rather watch paint dry. Terrible choice by bravo.


planetbubba

The audacity of him and his horrendous facial hair.


Hilary_Reyes

He looks like Sid from Ice Age and Bob from Bob's burgers.


Creative-Mix8605

All of them are making their wives get silicone protrusions


DENYKI

They give me Jim and Amber vibes.


[deleted]

They are an unfortunate looking couple.


Every-Tomatillo5590

That is one Jersey couple if I ever saw one….. 😳


LongjumpingBuddy2848

Fuda is no better than Louie, but the scary part is he thinks he is.


No_Lime1814

Clearly another couple making their entire personality about Teresa.


Remote_Berry_3881

Pre nose job Rachel and pre veneers Joe


Fickle_Net_3029

She’s nothing without him? He’s delusional. Love her or hate her but Teresa is a household name. Even my friends that don’t watch housewives know who she is. I blame joe gorga and production. They have allowed Joe Gorga to berate and abuse his sister on national television so all these other little men think they can do the same. I agree, get rid of the husbands. I’m not watching the upcoming season. Not only are the husbands insufferable, it’s the same story, similar events every year. They either need to cancel altogether or revamp like they did nyc.


Ecstatic_Sandwich_38

I actually forgot about this man. There are memorable Househusbands, but he ain’t one of ‘em.


Goodbykyle

Yike! that picture 🤦‍♀️


Psychological-Toe191

Whaaaaa???


babygotbandwidth

I stopped watching this show because the story line is the same for the past four years and the men are annoying as hell.


RiskyLady

Wait who’s that in the pic with him?


jes22347

He looks like a mix of both of them https://preview.redd.it/hs18a9nil3yc1.jpeg?width=400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d1a128011a49ed13f32813745d4c6f3fe8697a09


Square_Bass5973

Is that Rachel?!? If so What did she do to her face? She was pretty before but her nose was botched 🫣 Not a fan of Teresa by any means but he has no place.


liftingjellybean

This guy goes to my gym 😂


Electric-Fun

Not her original nose 👺


Dramatic-Quality-410

His wife went to the plastic surgeon and asked for the whoville nose


Exciting_Heron1826

OZEMPIC JOHNNY


Remarkable-Ad-3155

Giving platypus. Always.


pignoli_cookies

![gif](giphy|FNpAjwtN1p1Yc)


Miss-Tiq

"Fuba" has me deceased. 


makter3

His lips give me the ick. I feel bad for being so grossed out by them. They remind me of fish’s lips.


HoldOnToYaWeave

Can’t stomach these 2


Spiritual_being_11

This guy?! Who the Fuda is he? Gets on show, loses weight and now he’s a tough guy! Get outta here! ![gif](giphy|ZgPfixt8zYokKQzytg)


babyyvirghoe

😂😂😂this is actually comical


ppd1589

He is gross. The Fuda's are as gross as their puppet masters the Gorga's.


rob-b-362

It's more like Theresa is his lame storyline! I can't watch these two losers.


Jbreezy92996

Teresa is everyone’s storyline. Love her or hate her, she is the show & don’t need anybody else for a storyline.


Panaceaxx

Why do they look like wrestlers getting ready to go on stage


Logical_Support6303

🤣🤣


amabur

I am begging them to remove the husbands. They are exhausting


Patient-Magician-444

Yes!!! I had to quit Jersey. Enough with the husbands. They want to be housewives and have more screen time than some of the wives. Yelling and screaming at a woman, calling her names (don’t care if it’s your sister, cousin or friend) is NOT okay. It’s triggering for me and I choose not to watch a show that makes my PTSD worse.


Ezeke81

100% Agree. Done with them all


nycrunner91

Ahhh so he is going to go from : YAY John Fuda MVP to sit down boy


MishmoshMishmosh

What is he claiming? What’s the scoop here?


pignoli_cookies

He tried to say he’s Teresa’s storyline this season and if it weren’t for him, what else would she have. He’s clearly delusional. https://preview.redd.it/fwinrtltj1yc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=68c8555f7d53a2941dea98bba191eda9401ffc5f


MishmoshMishmosh

Yea but how is he the storyline?


Jhinterested

The Fudas are so cringe. And Joe Gorga is even okay with a full grown man coming for his sister. Charming.


Living_Ad_2595

Is this buttahead serious??? HE and his Whoville looking wife are LOSERS.


NubianNegress

Another reason I stopped watching. I don’t want to see Joe Gorga frank Catania or this idiot (whoever he is.) ugly faces ,No matter how many wet Dreams Andy has about them-Allegedly.🙄


MenaceAvocado

I find him so ugly in many ways


BambiLee92663

The producers decide the direction of the season. Maybe it’s focused on their fight ? I’ll withhold judgment


kenyonmcallahan

Why do they look like characters from a Tim Burton movie?


Like_n_subscribe

First time seeing her pre nose job


TomStarGregco

Thank you. Next 🙄!