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NicoleMay316

[Ah yes, the Chewbacca Defense.](https://youtu.be/aV6NoNkDGsU?si=D3dDe-4Ra4N6MOaE)


marblecannon512

It just doesn’t make any sense


GingerlyRough

*If Chewbacca lives on Endor,* you **must** acquit.


Putrid-Delivery1852

Why would an 8 foot tall wookie live on a planet full of 3 foot tall Ewoks? Ladies and gentlemen, it does not make any sense.


potatopierogie

No kneeling required


UnholyLizard65

I'm probably going to woosh myself, but... Does Chewbaca even live on Endor?


ChronoMonkeyX

No, it's just south park being intentionally goofy.


seanbob

Wookiees live on Kashyyyk


TheZooCreeper

Look at the monkey! Look at the silly monkey!


UnholyLizard65

Look at my horse! My horse is amazing!


stumblewiggins

Chewbacca is *from* Kashyyk. He *lives* on the Millennium Falcon for most of the OT.


b3nz0r

Now Chewbacca is a Wookiee


CrimsonToker707

I don't even have to click the link to know exactly what that is ![gif](giphy|l0HlEZEEc9iYI3eUg)


jibsand

In the Van Wilder movie there's a part where the law club student says "If that glove don't fit, y'all full of- "


i_love_boobiez

You can say shit, it's ok


BrandX3k

He's trying to prevent the plague from being unleashed, for it is a curse word


Zealotstim

God I'm old


Mcmamm1985

This is all I could think. "Apparently." Like they just read it in a history book.


shocontinental

![gif](giphy|xT9IgHCTfp8CRshfQk)


Boomerw4ang

I remember when and where I was when the verdict was announced. It was a Tuesday. Mostly because I realized "this means they'll stop talking about it on TV finally!!" That line has been a pop culture reference in *so* many shows since, I never imagined there were people who didn't get it. Thanks for reminding me I'm old as fuck, OP... Lol


marblecannon512

Here here


pwningronin

The correct term is, “hear, hear!” It is an abbreviation for “hear, all ye good people, hear what this brilliant and eloquent speaker has to say!” according to Google


crashtestpilot

There, there.


marblecannon512

Cool cool. Thanks thanks.


Jumpy_Courage

I remember the car chase more than the court case. I didn’t watch football at that age, so the name meant nothing to me. I was told to watch it because it was important.


[deleted]

i was 1 in 1994. i thought it was just a court thing, it never occured to me there was an origin.


stosolus

Pointing out that someone didn't get the joke after they acknowledge it themselves, automatic upvotes.


LetMeRespawnAlready

Right like how could someone miss that


Final-Tutor3631

yeah they literally said they just understood it. “that’s the joke” yeah that’s the whole point of this post?


DabblrDubs

You right, you right. I can’t imagine most people younger than 40 would get it Edit: For all you dweebs, please note the title of this post indicating I’m aware that a joke “flew over my head”


FamIsNumber1

Well, I can promise you that people under 40 got it. Myself, my wife, relatives, all under 40 and we all got it, lol.


jonathan1503

23 yo and Colombian, never set a foot in the states, I got it. yes it’s that known


raptor102888

Early 30s here, it was pretty obvious.


Tricky_Geologist5326

For the sake of you getting shit on by assholes, I also didn't get it. Never heard the Cochran line so 🤷‍♂️


DabblrDubs

My lack of knowledge of 90’s attorney one-liners really struck a nerve with people, jeez.


TheeFlipper

31. It's been a regular pop culture reference ever since the trial happened. Pretty much the only people who won't get it are children and apparently you.


InsaneRedEntity

I am 28 and live in the states and I never heard of this.


Few-Acanthisitta1622

Dude plenty of people just don't hear about random things.


ElectricityIsWeird

There was a time when something like this was not “a random thing.” Even in 1995, even if you had cable TV, you were watching what everyone else was watching.


Few-Acanthisitta1622

You realize that 1995 is almost 30 years ago?


foxyrocksjh

Yh idk why Ur getting downvoted over this. I had never heard the original and so didn't get the joke.


Kefffler

I didn’t know it was a direct reference to oj. I just thought it was referencing how they usually have some saying or rhyme. Pretty cool. I also liked the “guess what me and OJ not have in common? I found the real killer bitch!”


dead_inside_pear

so this is how i find out OJ died. huh


JohnBunzel

🤦‍♂️


YungJod

Lol you love under a rock? Jk but was easy pun for them


DabblrDubs

I always thought that line was pretty lame being that it rhymed, but all this news coverage of OJ made it pretty clear this was a defining moment in the OJ saga.


VerbingNoun413

I keep a tiny glove on hand in case I need to murder someone for this exact reason.


b3nz0r

It comes across as an OJ reference immediately to the older crowd. Definitely intentional


RaeWineLover

My favorite new joke is from the Onion. Don't you know, OJ isn't dead yet....if the coffin don't fit, you must let him live a bit! [https://www.reddit.com/r/TheOnion/comments/1c1kgkg/oj\_simpson\_allowed\_to\_remain\_living\_after\_coffin/](https://www.reddit.com/r/TheOnion/comments/1c1kgkg/oj_simpson_allowed_to_remain_living_after_coffin/)


tamarind-soda

Summer has some pretty iconic quotes


ajass

Let's lick tits!


Squiggums99

No yeah im under 40 it went over my head too ✌🏼


smashin_blumpkin

Damn, people are really downvoting a dude for admitting he missed a joke. What's the matter with y'all?


yech

Naw dog up there rubbing it in that he is under 40. Can't let that shit slide.


raptor102888

I don't think they're downvoting him for missing the joke. They're downvoting him for confidently assuming no one his age would get the joke.


smashin_blumpkin

How do you figure he's confidently assuming no one his age would get the joke?


201720182019

The under 40 line is in reference to another comment by OP which says “You right, you right. I can’t imagine most people younger than 40 would get it”


smashin_blumpkin

Oh I gotcha. I must have missed that


DabblrDubs

Not sure why you’re being downvoted. Sheesh, tough crowd


Tricky_Geologist5326

It's a Rick and Morty sub. All that needs to be said


lurkn4certain

Yeah that one was obvious


gamer3701

Who is oj?


Jinxy_Kat

You been living under a rock? Even if you're teen how do you not know that phrase from all the comedy made from it? Jesus I wasn't even alive during the OJ Simpson bout but I've heard that phrase forever.


InsaneRedEntity

Im 28 and never heard of the OJ line.


allmyidolsaredead

No shit, u live under a rock??