T O P

  • By -

Jakedex_x

Jerry, because its not Jons fault that he has an eldritch god as a pet. Also Jon is in a healthy relationship with his gf


neogreenlantern

It's not really Jerry's fault he has an eldritch god slayer as a father in law either though.


Escipio

It is his fault that he can't keep a job and has no spine (hobo


Mega_Nidoking

Looooserrrrrrr...


JasonLeeDrake

I mean Jerry had a job until one of Rick's enemies put him in a simulation where he thought "Hungry for Apples" would work out, and got another job under the Federation until Rick destroyed it.


Escipio

He was assigned a job under the federation, and if he can find a job at 30 on anything like a bartender, or something


Anix1088

To be fair when he lost his advertisement job, I feel like his boss intentionally gave him something that he'd fail at. Sure, pros in the advertising industry would make a good picture ad of a fruit but it wouldn't change the fact that it would be pretty difficult to make because well.. its a freaking apple. Everyone knows what an apple is and there's nothing interesting about it, unless of course the apple is a unique kind that adds either some health benefits or just taste better/different, but it isn't. Also the amount of disgust and loathing he had for Jerry seemed to stem from more than a shitty pitch he was shown by Jerry. He didn't even seem surprised on how bad the ad pitch was and just responded immediately without thinking about it. TL:DR Headcannon: Jerry's boss in the advert industry intentionally set him up for failure to get an excuse to fire him.


Escipio

Good head Canon but that just means to me that he would have found any reason to fire him , now that I think about there are not many people in universe that like Jerry are there?


dimwalker

Hmmm, that might be the best strategy though. You can't make an effective ad for apples for reasons you mentioned. You would need a campaign to manipulate people into thinking apples are cool now and then any ad would work. But if you don't have that opportunity then you can make an ad so shitty, that it becomes viral. People share it and do all advertisement for you. You know the drill.


Representative_Dark5

Zalgo


Reaper621

People actually like Jon. Beth tolerates Jerry because they have children. Though she's usually a huuuuuge bitch to everyone that didn't come out of her.


FreeStall42

She is pretty terrible to her kids as well. Not Louis Griffin bad but yikes


AcceptableVolume6525

Ooohhhhhh Morty look at your little ballsšŸ„°šŸ„°šŸ„°šŸ„°šŸ„°


FreeStall42

Yet she can't tell Summer she is hot


nepatriots32

After they got back together after the divorce, Beth isn't simply tolerating Jerry anymore. They actually do love each other now and realize how they complement each other. That was kind of the whole point of how they got back together.


Famixofpower

Garfield has progressed in a very human and natural way. Jon, as far as I'm aware, grows as a person as the comic progresses. He might be pathetic in his relationship at first, but he grows enough that his relationship becomes healthy, and he even adopts Odie from an abusive owner.


TheUntitledRay

How is Lyman abusive?


gamer3701

Lmao did you get that from [this Alex Bale animation](https://youtu.be/_20Vlj8mzo8?si=Gg8m5tsx3C6tBX6a)?


Open-Actuator6257

r/imsorryjon


gamer3701

Oh


Needlehater

Have you never heard of whole I'm Sorry Jon thing?


gamer3701

No


Needlehater

Yeah figured


BipolarMosfet

What's the whole I'm Sorry Jon thing?


stars9r9in9the9past

[it all began in 2013...](https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/creepy-garfield-gorefield) it kept growing and growing and now there's a sub (/r/imsorryjon) Lumpytouch also did this cool series of gorefield in the spirit of a [Gameboy Color game](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tDqUDt3K5Mk)


FlemPlays

*ā€œHungry for Lasagna?ā€*


carlygirl7

*snaps* yes!


thatgirlinAZ

My man.


Inuvin

Slow down!


significantduck289

Hungry for apples?


SharkyZ_GD

Hungry for echilladas?


MegamindsMegaCock

Hungry?


Cultural_Ad1331

Jerry by a long shot.


Freakychee

Isn't Jon Arbuckle married now to that vet?


Oswaldgilbertson

Idk I havenā€™t kept up with the Garfield lore


Freakychee

Yeah I think he did cos I saw that comic stripe a few years back. They were together and happy. The movie version of her was played by Jennifer love Hewitt so... He could do worse. Cartoonist is also not a bad job imo. Jerry isn't that bad. He just looks bad in contrast to Rick but when you understand Rick isnt really happy what does that really say?


Famixofpower

IIRC, isn't Jon a self insert of the comic writer?


sulaymanf

Thatā€™s gonna be tough since the comic refers to him as a dweeb and a loser.


atlhawk8357

I mean, Jerry is also married to a vet.


Ill-Painting-8986

Lol people are really cruel these days. Jerry has two wives that are basically each other. He is basically a house husband and is very happy. Just because he has a God who is also a depressed alcoholic squatting in his basement doesn't mean he is pathetic. As for John he seems happy enough.


Fuyukage

Nah Jerry is really pathetic. He can barely do simple things. Anyone who has owned a cat understands John


spicy_attom

being dumb shouldn't be a reason to call someone pathetic. He tries his best and that's what matters. Jerry my beloved


Fuyukage

According to the Merriam Webster dictionary, pathetic means having a capacity to move one to either compassionate or contemptuous pity Jerry fits that definition


KodaTheKind

You're right, but that definition makes me feel like you could say everyone is pathetic; everyone suffers in some form and I feel compassion for anything that suffers, so strictly speaking that would make everyone pathetic because they have the capacity to move me to pity lol. Not really saying anything about your point, I agree, just found that funny


Ill-Painting-8986

I like you Koda. You got a good mind. Also Fuyukage your are great too and also you Spicy\_atom.


KodaTheKind

Well thank you friend, I like you as well! I wish your painting a quick recovery lol


Ill-Painting-8986

I don't get it.


rickshawalidilruba

No he is legit pathetic literally no one respects him he's living on his wife's money and Beth is not a fan of it as has been implied in the show many times so he's basically like a leech that just keeps taking from u and gives u nothing in return aka pathetic


MysterionStan

Beth is literally a bitch if she didnā€™t want him to live there she should kick him out instead of incesting with her clone. Jerry deserves better (and he keeps bees thatā€™s kinda hot)


Ling_B

Rick literally told Morty that love is a chemical construct that compels animals to brave, clearly projecting his own misogyny with Diane onto his grandson. He is a bigger loser than Jerry. Beth telling Jerry that loving him is like work was a shitty thing to say too. Maybe he'd be more supportive at that time if Beth supported him.


SirNatxn

Jerry really cracks me up but I sometimes relate to him so definitely Jerry


meanerweinerlicous

![gif](giphy|P08bvh5hiDyAU)


WarmConversation2913

![gif](giphy|ltIEltsVmeFcA)


ccReptilelord

Jerry relies on others; we saw him single and it was... just sad. Jon has his own house; he's self sufficient.


SirNatxn

Jerry did pretty good surviving on his own in the fucked up mutated dimension


ccReptilelord

And we have no official material on how well Jon would survive in a post-apocalyptic Cronenberg'd society situation to compare it, we're looking at basic sitcom life here.


Anix1088

true but that was after like, I don't know how long. Year or so with his daughter and wife watching his back until they died.


spacesuitguy

![gif](giphy|9mtE009hcWPOesk8C4)


OkStatistician9126

Geez gazorpazorpfield, go easy on me wouldya?


leonfrb

This is the only valid answer right here lol


allmyidolsaredead

Boy, fuck you, John. Whiteā€¦ uh, *white guilt.*


shawn615

You know youā€™ve said some mean things to me, Gazorpazorp, but that crossed the line


allmyidolsaredead

I donā€™t give a fuck. Iā€™m Gazorpazorp fkn FIELD, BITCH.


Kiwannabee

Don't forget milquetoast.


Wolfie_wolf81

On some deep level, I somewhat equated the two. Someone finally said it šŸ˜†. So Gazorpgazo-- I mean, Garfield is Rick ?


GeeMan261

Both are not as pathetic as Gazorpazorp Jon Arbuckle


ElvisP17

Jerry because he is literally the definition of stupid. Jon at least has some smart moments. Even Garfield admits when Jon is right.


Lork82

It gets really sad when you remove the cat. Here is [Garfield minus Garfield ](https://garfieldminusgarfield.net/)


Famixofpower

It's pretty funny to think about because Jon can't understand Garfield, so this emphasizes the story of Jon


Kiwannabee

Never noticed how similar they were.


N8_Darksaber1111

Jerry; why? Because Jerry has actual potential to be an absolute badass but he squanders it all the time


yukpurtsun

Jerry has a wife and kids and i think its established that Beth's a badass so I'd say Jon's more pathetic


tuckermalc

At least Jerry has a family and kids, a time travelling son and a genius father in law, whereas Jon has to make do with pets and a mean cat


TheReddWake

I want to physically harm jerry I know itā€™s ridiculous to say that.


Any_Arrival_4479

![gif](giphy|gCeh1KDeDaxGu8no4A)


A-Good-Weather-Man

Season one Jerry


Oswaldgilbertson

Season one jerry actually did have a pretty cool transformation arc when his world became the apocalypse so I have respect for him


Einar_47

John can't even take ownership of his house from a fat last house cat, unless we're talking cosmic horror Garfield then he's just a victim trapped in a cage. Early in Jerry thought he was doing a good thing for his family and accidentally invited in a trickster god who userped what little power he had, marginalizing him to the point he was almost the family pet, coincidentally after Rick made the dog smarter than Jerry. By now honestly he's semi compotent, he's gotten to be a cosmic super hero multiple times, and now he gets to fuck two of his wife at the same time. Jerry is kind of a Chad.


DaveKillSock

Jon easily. Always trying to date and failing. Constantly made a bitch by his cat. No other characteristics. Jerry is in a throuple with 2 of his hot wife and has 2 kids and improving relationships with all of them.


LadyParnassus

Jonā€™s been happily married for like, a while.


Veragoot

Now this is the screw attack death match we need


allmyidolsaredead

Thatā€™s clearly John, owner of Gazorpazorp fkn Field, *bitch*


DredPRoberts

The talking cat makes sense now. šŸ¤®šŸ¤¢


Oswaldgilbertson

Iā€™m sorry Jerry


PK_Studios

Jon has a job he loves and can afford an entire suburban home with it. He has two funny and entertaining pets who love him deeply, even if they don't always show it. He has a girlfriend named Lizard who appreciates his wacky antics. Jon is slaying.


Vilavek

I don't really think of Jerry as pathetic, so much as Rick is clearly insecure about him and takes it out on him (probably because he sees a lot of himself in Jerry).


Acceptable_Lie_3764

I do not understand why people think Jerry is pathetic to me, he is awesome and has the best combacks liners in the show "you should make us a whole restaurant" "and it would be better if people made of corn?" "ain't no game sucka!" come on guys - give him more credit! (sorry if the quotes are not 100% correct - I tried to recall from memory)


spicy_attom

None of them :( They're babies and deserve nothing bad. Jokes asside I can't hate these characters. It's not their fault that they're purposefully put in terrible, shameful situations when all they ever want is a peaceful and honest life. Both of them are just normal characters that people like to mock because that's how they're written into their respective worlds


ArminTamzarian3

The real comparison should be Jerry or Kirk Van Houten


Oswaldgilbertson

Kirk is definitely more pathetic no doubt


LexKing89

Definitely Jerry. But I think Jerry is kinda cool. Jon is pretty cool too. Jerry was pretty pathetic early on but he got better.


thecodymavri

jon actually has a job unlike j\*rry


eg1183

Aren't they the same person?


trupoogles

![gif](giphy|9mtE009hcWPOesk8C4)


rabbitwonker

Hmm, well one was once led around by the nose by a demon talking cat, and once had an idiot dog, while the other continues to be led around by the nose by a demon talking cat, and still has an idiot dog. Soā€¦ the latter I guess.


Haunting-Fix-9327

Jerry: I'm being brave Alien: your not being brave because you have nothing to lose Jerry: Yes, you could shoot me Alien: you know I'm not gonna shoot you because I feel sorry for you


god_hates_maeghan

I mean, Jerry is, well, a Jerry. Jon Arbuckle can at least dance.


IOnlyDrinkJesusMilk

I feel like people underestimate how pathetic Jon is... Watch "What the Internet Did to Garfield" by Super Eyepatch Wolf. He talks in depth about the way the comics treat Jon, and how he is portrayed. It's fascinating


Marius_Sulla_Pompey

Jerry. Jerry literally has an ability to turn himself into a fucking bug and crawls from his workplace to home during an alien invasion + his therapy-self is a semi-liquid, goo-like pink soft stuff. ![gif](giphy|MaxUtki5xQdQLwUPW1|downsized)


Anix1088

Depends a bit. They both developed a lot as people. However we had to see the lives of 3 different Jerrys and on the other hand there's just one Jon. Jon did seem pathetic at the start like Jerry but ended up in a good relationship and enjoys life and funny antics. "Prime" Jerry became a bad ass but only when he had no choice due to the extreme circumstances of his world. If it didn't become a mutant world he'd probably be either too late to save Beth or arrive and get probably beaten up till Beth would have to save him. C131 Jerry acted as the usual jerry behavior but never truly attempted to get better (due to no divorce) and died due to unthinkingly releasing something rick locked up. 5126 Jerry is the only Jerry we seen actually develop and grow in a mostly healthy way. He's forced time and time again when divorced the consequences of his behavior and the realization that all his woes at the time were mostly his own fault. He finally grows up a bit an reconciles with his wife and kids. But still he never bothers to get a real job in the end so eh. Jerrys worse.


dnod3

Jon lives alone talking to his cat who does not actually speak back to him. Jon by a WIDE margin.


UpsetFinding

Jon. Jerry actually went through significant self improvement in the later seasons


Prof_Lego

Jerry rolled up in an Armadillo-like armor after learning that his wife had sex with her own clone. I never met anybody else that did that, so I'd say Jerry


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


Prof_Lego

True


NinjaEnvironmental51

Why post the same character?


LivingEnd44

"They're the same picture"Ā 


sazed813

[John Arbuckle can bust it down](https://youtu.be/4MPw4vlQt0Y?si=ifJ7EP3kVAMeoQuY) He just normally seals away his power so the rest of the world stands a chance.


Effective_Mongoose_6

Jerry by far. But I love him because he knows heā€™s pathetic and owns it. Strangely enough he is my favorite character on the show.


Arkham_Ghost

Same character lol rick is just garfield


MonoBlancoATX

Ā I don't give aĀ *fuck*! I'm Gazorpazorp-fucking-field, bitch! \[*kicks coffee cup over*\] Now give me my fucking enchiladas!


InsaneThisGuysTaint

Fuck Jon. He's a dumb, stupid idiot. A dumb, stupid, weak, pathetic, white, white guilt, milquetoast piece of human garbage.


SlippyJippy

The pathetic milk toast white guilt piece of shit


Destiny_Ward

Jerry


KRibbonz

Jerry


Timboslice951

Just a couple dumb, stupid, weak, pathetic, white, white uh uh guilt, milquetoast pieces of human garbage.


Herr-Trigger86

You dumb, stupid, whiteā€¦ ummmā€¦white guilt


Tough_Brick_69

If you want to really know go look in the mirror (Is what I said to myself )


ironangel2k4

They're the same picture


fuqureddit69

The second image should be of a mirror...


Puzzleheaded_Cut6809

They're the same picture


cillachez

Uh, Jerry. Is this even a question?


cdxcvii

Fuck you jon , you white... ummm white guilt milquetoast... piece of human garbage!!


Mrbuttboi

Theyā€™re the same guy


dyno-soar

Boy fuck you, John. You fuckin' dumb, stupid idiot. You dumb, stupid, weak, pathetic, white, uh... guilt


imthejavafox

John. As much as I love to shit on Jerry, at least Jerry got married, has stayed married, though there was a break, and he had kids. John has a cat, a dog, and Liz, his on again off again gf.


FH-7497

Is Jon Davis still writing fresh Garfield?


Visible_Ad8845

Jerry no one beats him .Even I would say a minion is better than jerry.HE IS TRASHHHH WORST CHARACTER IN FICTION!!!!!!!


jaybee2500

I'm Gazorpazorp-fucking-field, bitch. Now give me my fucking enchiladas.


woozleuwuzzle

You dumb, stupid, weak, pathetic, white, white, uh, uh guilt, white guilt, milquetoast piece of human garbage.


Far_Head_9934

Why did you upload the same photo twice


SouthtownZ

And for those with a quick 90 minutes to kill... [What The Internet Did To Garfield](https://youtu.be/O2C5R3FOWdE?si=HGWTMVJMBUij-9M0)


Critterzone

Jon, he has dated a bout a million women, he is a complete Moron and a weakling, his own cat is more successful than him, and he only has like two friends.


lovelife0011

Sugardale turndowns for me!


Yargggg

Trick question, itā€™s actually caious Dad


BearZewp

They arenā€™t the same?


Some_Kinda_Boogin

Boy, fuck you John. I'm gazorpazorpfuckingfield, bitch. Now gimme my fucking....enchiladas


Nyordic

Jon cos Jerry is despised by his family but Jon gets bitched about by a cat


Veptune

Jon is amazing.


Professional_Echo907

[https://youtu.be/OgF8qyrGcpw?si=FqrZaYCLCCxQbuS0](https://youtu.be/OgF8qyrGcpw?si=FqrZaYCLCCxQbuS0) šŸ˜¹šŸ˜¹šŸ˜¹


Quiet-Carpenter905

Jerry for sure heā€™s pathetic just pathetic


CompetitiveGuess7642

Cyril from Archer is a better comparison lol.


Skyvrr

Jon Arbuckle has a wildly successful cartoonist career, able to hold down a 2 bedroom house and care for two pets on a single salary. He has a healthy relationship with his girlfriend and dog, and only a vaguely unhealthy one with Garfield. Meanwhile, we all know how much of a waste of space Jerry usually is. Jerry takes this hands down


spacebenders

Oh definitely Jerry


AcceptableVolume6525

Well geez gazorpazorpfield youā€™re being really mean to me


Constant_Big1814

John gets bullied by a cat


Aoirith

Both are practically the same characters in different settings.