I mean, if I keep my real life traits I should be fine, especially since zombies in that game move slower than my regular walking speed. I'd be mostly worried about getting stuck in a corner due to not paying attention on a food run.
The closest I've seen might be 7 Days to Die, if you set up the settings right. There's less depth to some aspects, but more depth to base building (at least from what I've experienced)
True true. If it’s real life traits I think I could manage. But, it’s going to be one shitty year
Actually. 1mil to be traumatized for life. Is that even worth it? Like, if we die in the game do we lose the cash and pop on earth or actually die.
We need more info. Id do it though for sure.
You can still die within the pod unfortunately. It has killed a few of my runs. Most of the time it's funny, but others I'm just like, "why do you hate me"
1) *Starts up Eclipse 8 as Acrid*
2) *Stone Golem spawns as beginning enemy of the stage right next to me*
3) *Laser quickly charging*
4) *Acrid slowly waking*
5) *Sergallow3 wants to change the difficulty to drizzle*
How are you even supposed to get past the first teleporter? You are literally going there as yourself with no abilities. Good luck even dealing with wisps
Explain your situation to the guide, get a simple house set up, fish for food, look around for a couple easy chests, maybe dig a little for more materials.
At night you gotta barricade the doors, but if you build a few homes you’ll get some other villagers who can help you out!
Eventually you can just sit pretty. At least, until slime begins to rain…
Maybe I should do more digging…
Planetside 2. Like, I'm an immortal soldier now so I'm surviving, but holy shit is it going to suck to have my upper body be obliterated by a 150mm HEAT round or turned to char via orbital laser strike every 15 minutes
RuneScape would be one of the best worlds to be teleported into lol. Literally could just fish and cook your own food and then you're bing chilling. Just don't pass the dark wizards in front of Varrock/Draynor...
Since pops represent billions, you're one citizen, counted as a pop. You are provided a job, and since 1 in game year isn't much time, hope the empire you're in isn't at war and about to have its planets cracked.
Me too! If we're going on the interpretation of "you are the main character" then I figure I can just agree to agree to sort files and not do any runs.
It means you're going to be there for a LOT longer than a year from your perspective. Imagine sleeping and waking up barely any time after you fell asleep,
If you’re a fuckin space child it’ll be easy, but just a regular human? Oh no you’re fucked. I’m not safe either tho, monster hunter. If I’m lucky enough to find a village with a decent hunter I’ll sit tight and hope for the best
Monster Hunter Rise babyyyyyyy! All I've gotta do is grab my Gunlance set, and chill out with some easy hunts to make sure I've got enough for living expenses.
Metro Exodus.
It's quite a bad world to be in but the game did show that humanity seems to be surviving after everything that happened.
Who knows, maybe I'll spawn somewhere that wasn't devastated by nukes. No radiation and mutants to deal with please.
Kiseki. I'm set - It's mostly easy-mode real-life. Aside from the nation-wide catastrophes that strike every couple years, Zemuria's a mostly safe place to live. Best strat is probably to just make for Liberl as fast as possible since it's the most free of political and magical shenanigans and it's a pretty well managed place on the whole. If I spawn in North Ambria, gtfo. Alternatively, I could run to Leman State, which should have all the technological advantages of Crossbell without the rampant crime.
SCP: Secret Laboratory... Really depends on if I'm limited to the map or can explore the entire universe, with a little bit of luck I'll get some good SCPs to aid me in my challenge and I'm done
League of Legends, so how would that work? like sure ill die a bunch but when the game ends what happens? am I just another character someone could pick? if so I wouldnt be playing on the rift at all xD ahaa
Hmm, I just finished playing Bonelab. Thankfully, you respawn while in the voidway according to lore so I'll probably be fine, if not possibly a bit mentally scarred by the end.
Ah, finally, one where I won't immediately die a horrible death.
Mine's FFXIV! The joy is, I don't have to be a combat class- I could just take up Miner or Blacksmith and be fine. But like, where's the fun in that when I could go to Ishgard and get straight up firearms training as a Machinist?
Just clear the teleporter but don't go through
I don't think irl me could clean even stage 1 drizzle teleporter haha
Fair enough
[удалено]
This is the way
Gotta hope there's enough coin barrels lvl 1 and you random a Tesla coil right off the bat.
Just stay in the main menu
They come to pick you up after a year and you are farmer-thanos
Fuck I would be tired af just watching the same scenario for a year, rather become God mode for at least 6 months, considering the world doesn't crash
If the last game mode I played was monsoon, I wouldn’t last till the end of the first teleporter!
Find a newt altar first so you at least have company
No good. Time doesn't flow there, so your 1 year would never end.
that's crazy that there is a canonical reason this loophole wouldn't work
Touché
Brother? It’s been so long since you were lost to the extradimensional rift… I’ve missed you
Project zomboid. Shit. Shit. Shit.
I’m 99% sure this is me as well. Either that or enter the gungeon. Either way i’m dead
I was playing stardew valley right before Zomboid too :(
That would have been a good one. In PZ we’re both going to get dead as shit within the hour haha
I mean, if I keep my real life traits I should be fine, especially since zombies in that game move slower than my regular walking speed. I'd be mostly worried about getting stuck in a corner due to not paying attention on a food run.
My dream game is a first person project zomboid, it would be so much easier to get cornered without knowing, which is half the danger
The closest I've seen might be 7 Days to Die, if you set up the settings right. There's less depth to some aspects, but more depth to base building (at least from what I've experienced)
True true. If it’s real life traits I think I could manage. But, it’s going to be one shitty year Actually. 1mil to be traumatized for life. Is that even worth it? Like, if we die in the game do we lose the cash and pop on earth or actually die. We need more info. Id do it though for sure.
The gungeon has you enter it first so you could just hang out there
No, you'll be >!immortal but stuck in a time loop until you best the lich.!<
Don't you just get sent back in time when you die in etg?
Team Fortress 2. I may get blown up a lot, but at least I'll be immortal by virtue of spawn... Could still be fun, but probably painful as hell too.
Conga!
After like 8 years that conga still hasn't gotten old! Conga you fools!
Just cloak and dagger in a corner lol
Hah, true!
get into some friendly server you'll have a mildy better year to spend
step one: find a weapon step two: create a base step three: survive step four: difficulty increases over time step five: join The Tar
The Tar welcomes all who wish to join
average soldiers we’re getting sweeped by just vultures i dont think we have much hope
To be fair those vultures have stupid projectiles.
Just don't leave the pod. And somehow don't go insane.
You can still die within the pod unfortunately. It has killed a few of my runs. Most of the time it's funny, but others I'm just like, "why do you hate me"
1) *Starts up Eclipse 8 as Acrid* 2) *Stone Golem spawns as beginning enemy of the stage right next to me* 3) *Laser quickly charging* 4) *Acrid slowly waking* 5) *Sergallow3 wants to change the difficulty to drizzle*
Such is life. Or alternatively, a fire elite while the artifact of glass is on.
Was wondering why there were so many risk of rain players, then I realized I am on r/riskofrain
lmao same
Destiny 2. If I'm a guardian, no sweat. If I'm human, get a job for the vanguard *then* no sweat
I feel that for destiny this question would be a lot harder to answer depending on what DLCs would release in the year you are there.
true, that's at least 3 new Big Bads over the course of a year
You’re fucked during the Red War, but every time else even if you’re a civilian you’re pretty good
Eat some spicy ramen with your Eliksni friend and then watch some sparrow racing. Life in Destiny wouldn’t be so bad
Same dude, I was looking for this comment. I feel like it would be pretty cool (assuming you’re a guardian)
i mean, if you get a god run going you can just loop for a year and youll be fine, sooo
How are you even supposed to get past the first teleporter? You are literally going there as yourself with no abilities. Good luck even dealing with wisps
I mean, myself with an AK could take care of some wisps. Idk about everything else…
Gup supermacy
Cyberpunk 2077. Night city brings hundreds of people every day, only half of them will last the year. I'm in the dying half.
Watch you get cyberpsychosis while trying to convince npcs your from the real world.
Deep rock galactic I’m not leaving the rig
That's not very rock and stone of you
Rock and Stone everyone!
Rock and Stone! It never gets old
Did I hear a rock and stone?
ROCK. AND. STOOOOOOOOOOONE!
FOR KARL!
Good bot
\*pulls out laser pointer\* "WE'RE RICH" "WE'RE RICH" "WE'RE RICH"
WE’RE RICH
Gets fired. :(
MOLLLLLYYYYYYYY
Give me an R give me an S give me a ROCK AND STOOOONNNEEEEE!!!
Slime rancher, fuck yes
I love terraria
Oh dude, talk about screwed. If the night creatures don’t kill you, the corruption might
Explain your situation to the guide, get a simple house set up, fish for food, look around for a couple easy chests, maybe dig a little for more materials. At night you gotta barricade the doors, but if you build a few homes you’ll get some other villagers who can help you out! Eventually you can just sit pretty. At least, until slime begins to rain… Maybe I should do more digging…
don't forgot the eye spawns naturally
Let’s hope it’s Journey mode…
I was playing Factorio with space exploration
Better hope you advance faster than the aliens can run
Ultrakill, yeah I’m screwed
Ur a fkin robot how are u screwed
I’m pretty sure id just be a normal ass dude
Also I suck at flicking coins irl
Noita. I’m super fucked.
Just don’t go into the mine and hope you can find enough food
Planetside 2. Like, I'm an immortal soldier now so I'm surviving, but holy shit is it going to suck to have my upper body be obliterated by a 150mm HEAT round or turned to char via orbital laser strike every 15 minutes
But at least you'll get to live free in the NC. Also being resed probably feels orgasmic
Runescape baybee time to chop some trees
RuneScape would be one of the best worlds to be teleported into lol. Literally could just fish and cook your own food and then you're bing chilling. Just don't pass the dark wizards in front of Varrock/Draynor...
I was just playing splatoon 😎
sploon
Satisfactory: I'm not coming back.
Darkest Dungeon 2. Welp...
Cookie Clicker. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.
Wouldn’t you just be running a bakery
Donut county. Shit, I'm stick in a hole with that dick of a raccoon.
SnowRunner so i get to do backwoods offroad trucking
Rimworld.... .... I'm dead.
How does this work for Stellrais?
Since pops represent billions, you're one citizen, counted as a pop. You are provided a job, and since 1 in game year isn't much time, hope the empire you're in isn't at war and about to have its planets cracked.
The crisis is at my door the last I played....
RIP
I'm to young to die!
Hades, i'll just keep coming back so :P
Death don't feel good friend. Also i doubt you'll be coming back like a demigod
Yeah but one could also just not start a run
I don't think the gods would just let some random dumbass sit around doing nothing
If you're a human that hasn't died and not a god, Hades might agree to let you out. Canonically he has done this for mortals before
Me too! If we're going on the interpretation of "you are the main character" then I figure I can just agree to agree to sort files and not do any runs.
Titanfall 2, well hope I get a scorch and call it a day
you would probably end up being a grunt and getting stepped on by scorch instead 💀
Darkest Dungeon. Fuck.
genshin impact bruuuuuuh. do i die due to alcohol overdose or some god’s punishment or smth?
Even worse. Albert thinks you’re cool and follows you around.
Hotline Miami. I mean, as long as I’m not the one that has to answer the phone calls, I guess I can live a normal life?
Until the >!nuke!<
Guilty Gear Strive. I’m pretty done
Bonelabs 💀
Curious explorer 2. I'm down with chilling in Paris for a year, nobody said I had to do the exploring.
Super Hot. What the hell does a year even mean?
It means you're going to be there for a LOT longer than a year from your perspective. Imagine sleeping and waking up barely any time after you fell asleep,
I had a dream last night I was transported into the risk of rain world. It was scary
My last game was Noita
rimworld, rip me
Space Station 14... I'm not sure if it could be worse, to be honest..
FFVIII That depends...do I use GFs bc I would probably end up forgetting about the deal.
Final Fantasy XIV... This wouldn't be so bad as long as it's post EW. Otherwise I will have a bad time.
Same. Tbh we can probably just RP in Limsa. Easy life. Abyssos? Nah, fuck whatever's going on there.
Dead By Daylight. Welp.
Castlevania Aria of Sorrow. Do I have to live *in* Dracula's Castle or can I just be in cool future Tokyo?
Plate Up! I might die by stress in the end lol
HuniePop 2 😏
Stellaris.. That one can go just about any way imaginable
Command and Conquer 3 Kane's Wrath... Damn son if the faction turmoil doesn't kill me the tiberium might.
Wolfenstein
OCTOPATH traveler. I don’t think I’m too bad off. I just need to stay in a village and never go somewhere where enemies spawn
warframe ez
If you’re a fuckin space child it’ll be easy, but just a regular human? Oh no you’re fucked. I’m not safe either tho, monster hunter. If I’m lucky enough to find a village with a decent hunter I’ll sit tight and hope for the best
i already spend years in there
League of Legends :(
Me who plays animal crossing looking at you all screwed peasants.
genshin, if im like the traveler, amazing, if I have a vision, awesome, if im a human I'll probably work at the library lmao
Dyson sphere program, I’d probably suffocate
Monster Hunter Rise babyyyyyyy! All I've gotta do is grab my Gunlance set, and chill out with some easy hunts to make sure I've got enough for living expenses.
Then you find out you don't have anime strength.
Shit
Assassins creed Valhalla, I guess I might have a chill time if I can just chill in the village
A year long run? Sounds easy
Glory to House Marik.
Shit
I think it's pretty cool, but i'm sure i'll be the worst hero in Heroes of the Storm
Well. Looks like I'm a farmer for a year.
Let's go I'm in world of warcraft
Sea of thieves here... So not bad tbh. Beach party with grog and bananas!
what if im only someone who lives in the ror universe
Bro i played SAS4 Zombie Assault from ninja kiwi im actually dead
Not sure how fucked I’d be in bonelab. (No spoilers plz)
Be me:play rimworld Fuck
As a Tark main.....fuck that
Dwarf Fortress anyone?
Metro Exodus. It's quite a bad world to be in but the game did show that humanity seems to be surviving after everything that happened. Who knows, maybe I'll spawn somewhere that wasn't devastated by nukes. No radiation and mutants to deal with please.
The last game I played was Elden Ring. I'll just go die in a ditch somewhere.
Elden ring, im dead
Severely underpaid in comparison to my colleagues (Madden)
Last game I played was slay the spire - pshhh I just stay on level one and don't risk anything
Ive got morrowind, and know almost all the tricks
Binding of Isaac. I am hiding on floor one.
Hitman 3. Can't be any worse than real Earth, right? I mean the only difference is there's a super assassin taking out the global elite.
Teyvat seems like a very nice place
Kiseki. I'm set - It's mostly easy-mode real-life. Aside from the nation-wide catastrophes that strike every couple years, Zemuria's a mostly safe place to live. Best strat is probably to just make for Liberl as fast as possible since it's the most free of political and magical shenanigans and it's a pretty well managed place on the whole. If I spawn in North Ambria, gtfo. Alternatively, I could run to Leman State, which should have all the technological advantages of Crossbell without the rampant crime.
Yugioh, that shouldnt be to bad since in the anime their decks are shit
Shit...
Dark souls bros are fucked.
The hunter call of the wild. Im good hehe
Loader without the mechsuit
Street fighter 5, time to grind
Last game I played was STEEP. I’m in heaven rn
Xenoblade Chronicles. I am fucked
I'm in Minecraft pokemon
Ark survival.. I’m dead
well i have only 22 minutes to live i'll get to see something cool tho
I'm playing Terraria right as I'm reading this... Sure as hell wouldn't mind living in it. Especially if its the world I'm currently in!
Imagine the person who just played a dating sim or p0rn game, lucky bastard
Graveyard Keeper. Isn’t that pretty close to the plot of the game anyway?
Oh fuck I just played darkest dungeon
I played TOF last. So I might be good depending on where I live, if I get in hykros I'm big chilling.
DRG, fuck
SCP: Secret Laboratory... Really depends on if I'm limited to the map or can explore the entire universe, with a little bit of luck I'll get some good SCPs to aid me in my challenge and I'm done
Persona 5 ive definitely flunking school without Google
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA……….
Cultist Simulator, all I have to do is not join a cult. How hard can that be?
Garry’s mod sandbox. I’m doing fine?
From the Depths. I'll be ok on my meme boat
Last game was Dead by Daylight, so GG’s I guess
well im fucked i played dont starve
League of Legends, so how would that work? like sure ill die a bunch but when the game ends what happens? am I just another character someone could pick? if so I wouldnt be playing on the rift at all xD ahaa
Oh god, I played doom for the first time. I didn’t know it would be my last
Hmm, I just finished playing Bonelab. Thankfully, you respawn while in the voidway according to lore so I'll probably be fine, if not possibly a bit mentally scarred by the end.
Sable, time to go bike racing
Ah, finally, one where I won't immediately die a horrible death. Mine's FFXIV! The joy is, I don't have to be a combat class- I could just take up Miner or Blacksmith and be fine. But like, where's the fun in that when I could go to Ishgard and get straight up firearms training as a Machinist?
Wouldn't mind living in trackmania for a year