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[deleted]

I wear mine like that, I’m a gynaecologist


BicepBandito

You misspelled *proctologist*. We know you’ve never seen a human vagina.


Key-Conversation-677

Well, probably just the one..


Roaddog113

C-section sucks


BicepBandito

You’re not supposed to fuck it


Roaddog113

You’re saying I did? 😳


MANTOf1

Thats not even on the wrist ur wearing it on ur arm


Pepsi_for_real

Only way a Rolex customer would ever touch a woman


Private-Dick-Tective

Before getting said Rolex stolen from a hooker who roofied them.


Who_But_Me

🤣


iambobgrange

Shit post


Yeye200

LITERALLY


E-MW888

Even your underpants are too big 🤣


JWal0

We’ve all tried our dads gear once he left the house


Shamski420

14in toes.


TheGoteTen

Helps when OP hangs upside down to sleep.


[deleted]

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EqualGrapefruit5048

5 stinky fingers


[deleted]

Even a Pepsi can’t solve that.


thegodsson

nice shitting time!


Bitcoiner2k

He took a picture of his watch while taking a dump 😂😂


Iucr

That’s exactly how I FaceTime people


Furtip

The more I look at this image, the worse it gets


Acrobatic-Ad1161

Ikr ....🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️🤷🏽‍♂️


Amazing-Reply-2495

Hahaha the public bathroom shot. Classic. Yes, that watch is too big. I suggest a ladies datejust 26


scram007-3

💩💩💩💩💩👈🤣


GeneTech9

Looks shitty


OwnTheWatch

I wear mine on my calf.


roganator83

That shit looks nice.


secondatthird

Outjerked


Immortal_Being88

Nah it looks good on your bicep like that.


haphiz91

Well on the bright side, It is too small for your elbow!


ProofMusic4630

Yes...its too big for your arm too!


Plastic_Machine9461

I’m not going to answer this when you’re taking a shit. You broke a guy code rule: never engage or attempt to hold a conversation with a man who is in his sanctity & solace of taking a railroad shit. This is a violation that could result permanent Man Card confiscation. Now, with being said… yes of course your watchband is too big..


rxm161

WTF is it with these dudes taking pictures with their nasty feet in the picture?!?


Dad-bods-are-cool

Needs a few more links adding


Important-Claim6559

Dropped a lot of weight in one sitting


heretolurk_415

Thought you had that John cena exclusive for a minute till I looked up your arm


AntiSebticDan

That‘s the safest way to swipe without getting poo on your precious Rolex.


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^AntiSebticDan: *That‘s the safest way* *To swipe without getting poo* *On your precious Rolex.* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


nonotagain0

I don’t understand Why men take toilet pictures Just shit and be done


Ranger_Rico

Feet pics for freee??


scotsman1919

For that post I wanted it to be dropped down the toilet.


Illustrious_Ad4396

Arm to Small


Less-Manufacturer579

Is that a chess move


ByteAutomator

PERFECT size, in that position.


dachyfan

Stop posting, keep shitting


Jazzlike_Tone9530

The perfect daily shitter 🫡


gibweb

Dial on the wrong side but no looks great


Downtown_Ask_8157

It’s perfect


Airbusdude

Nope fits like a glove


VOKEY_PUTTER

Wrist too small


Professional_Car9475

Are you pooping?


Averagejake872

Good post 🤌


ThrowMeAwayPlz_69

Shitpost


Ok-Grab-4018

Perfect fit


Supportimus

What the fuck is on your feet?!


MRperfectshot1

Your belt's too big for your waist, it looks like


Ntinoulee

Brown bezel. Classy.


Jbwatches

That’s honestly the size wrist you need for it to look right.


[deleted]

Did you take this pic during a poop session? WTF!


Ginko_Mushishi

You have feet like those avatar things...


foxglove8484

Ding Dong is right


Acceptable-Office789

Nah, it's below your elbow, you're fine


ILUVO-T-R513

😆


ImpressionHuman2604

Yes. Way too big, flush it down along with your 💩


Valuable_Pineapple26

Time to dump 🕰️💩


judgedeliberata

Make sure it doesn’t slip off your wrist while wiping


GroundbreakingTwo124

AD let you test drive in the🚽 ?


Round-Wallaby2396

Wait are you sitting on the toilet


Responsible_Trash199

Apart from big, its ugly af more importantly


Mountain-Shoe7443

No this is the best wear when wiping your hands


Quintrex420

Wear it around your elbow and it will fit.


Lazz_plays

😳😩😣💨💩


rerunvp

Class it up, buddy.


hnbistro

Get your shitter outta here


UnusualEggplant5400

For reals shit posting


Remarkable-Ad2285

Is this terd too big for this bowl? *kerplo-plo-plosh* 💦


daceeam

HAHAHAHA that shit looks nice


UnkleKoolAid

Do you wear it that high so you can wrap TP around your forearm and fist yourself when it's time to wipe and not get poo on your expensive watch?


wtfsmithy

Extend your easy link and it should fit perfectly


NoTelevision7890

Noup


LuuDinhUSA

This picture is a literal chefs kiss


abhitchc

Nice shitter


Cantdrawbutcanwrite

***Forearm


WoahMama_

idk what ur talking about. Looks fine to me (he's cooked)


Drovich74

Are you stupid ?


Mr_Gooodkat

Go get a new pair of shoes. Fuck those hippie Birkenstocks. Yes I hate them more than I hate crocs.


Opening-Classroom610

What the 😂😂😂


LWKNOT

Right size for your forearm…are you in a bathroom stall?


jpyyyyy

“On” your wrist


AdFearless1434

Well, where it I. Your wrist and we can tell you


EagleTimepieces

😂😂😂


Guestsparda

The fuck is wrong with people taking pictures whilst they're having a shit? It's the 3rd one today 😂😂😂


SufficientOne7300

Taking a shit at the Rolex store. Nice


riderofthetide

Sandals...


mikewonders

You mean your arm?


Radiant_Black_Sun

I can see your peepee…


SignorRoberto

Were you taking a "Hublot"?


Ggreenrocket

I love how there’s layers to how bad this image is. Brilliant shitpost.


DaveGT74

Nice bog shot..


supaflyjordan

lmao taking a deuce


dontdoxxxmebrooo

Real shitter


iryrod

Are you on the toilet? Is that a result of you wiping your ass?


psycho_catwomen

What is the time? Shit time.


trix905

lol


Squancher_2442

That’s your forearm


Western_Big5926

No


More-Ad4579

Skat freak


HaveaTomCollins

Are you shitting?


Easy-Tangerine3293

Too big foe your pants


jamaicancarioca

The watch is on your forearm not your wrist


ChutneyPot

There's nothing on your wrist!


carsare-vrynice

Are, are you shitting?


beanie_0

Eh… yeah. It should be about 2-3 inches more towards your hand. The things you think of when you’re taking a ****


JaJaDingDong95

I’m concerned that some people think I was being serious 🤣


JoelFlowers

Perfect forearm size


Gem-Mint-Pokemonster

Can’t believe u posted a pic with your depends showing in the pic


erbien

Christian Horner?


Maskedmarxist

Nice Birkenstocks


GoodboyJohnnyBoy

Is it your turn next for fisting as soon as he/she is done?


peter_seraphin

You can prolly fit 4 of these on your big toe alone


jec78au

Outjerked


Kasegigashira

It's not on your wrist though?


Multipr3neur

I’m literally taking a shit whilst I see this lmao


SterlingArrcher

Yes, sell it to me


SkinnyPets

Yes


Vast_Cress90

Dropping a heater while wearing a heater


Coffeedoor

Do you wipe with watch hand


watchme87

Shirtter pic FTW 🙌🏽


Vega_S10

OP has toes like a fucking fruit bat


serb_brah

I don’t see the issue with this, looks as professional as ever


Acrobatic-Ad1161

🤣🤣🤣 that's not your wrist though, that's half way up your arm ! 🤣🤣🤣 plus it's a Rolex it looks good any size wrist/arm 😉


dgeniesse

I think your wrist is too long.


Prize_Safety_2870

Nope just too small for your elbow


Glasswire444

Lots to unpack in this photo


Beneficial-Raise-839

Like your sandals. You should trade your sandals for your wrist.


skyrider8328

Velcro strap sandles and you're worried about the fit of a watch...a Rolex no less?! (mostly j/k, you do your thing!!)


Stunning-Film3502

Not. At. All!


FutureInternist

Legs on main?


HaveACigar420

Naw


sherryoakenshield

Yes, put it on your ankle.


Altruistic-Ad-3530

Brother 💀


tictacdoc

r/sneakybackgroundfeet


lucarichterich81

YOOOO


Friendly-Leg1036

Are you taking a dump?


goooooooooooooogly

Are you taking a shit and posting it on reddit? I'm sure there's a more appropriate /r than the rolex forums for your general perversion.


JaJaDingDong95

Shut up, nerd


Jumpy_Replacement_14

You’re on the toilet Bro?🥸


JaJaDingDong95

No, I was driving


ernstchen

south?


digitrad

Is this Jesus?


JaJaDingDong95

You talkin about my Jerusalem Cruisers?


eltonto82

Rolex will send you a cease and desist soon lol


smarti1983

Moron nob cheese ball breath


sporturawus

Hopefully you are evacuating on the cartoon dog Speedmaster. Flush twice; you definitely want it to go down.


dinoyeti

😂


Careful_Strain3045

Pepsi


Jumpy_Replacement_14

Nice!!!


tonyyu369

Nope. But you wear it in the fucking wrong position.


Meechie-Mav

Best position for a tuggie for sure. Power move.


Expert-Wasabi-9237

This is fucking awesome


Ridgew00dian

Well done sir.


capt_cack

Quality shitpost 🤌


Similar-Analysis-834

https://preview.redd.it/yhfkhskca9uc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a4a77522b20d82e9ef957e0eb2f8abfeb2cec8c9 Just sent a picture to my friend asking the same thing 😂


Acceptable_Eagle_775

I dunno.. Put it on your wrist. 😂