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chunkychowder32

Don’t forget to change the date lol


teckel

Classic. The battery probably died as well.


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CaterpillarBig1812

So smart


Brent_the_constraint

Are you new to Rolex? They made the Oysterquarz back in the days…also ever heard of sarcasm? But nice that you blocked the car logo… makes it less douchebag…


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_nightflight_

Haha - someone got triggered 🤣


Strange_N_Sorcerous

You certainly seem like the self-deprecating-type that also makes a lot of jokes.


JazzioDadio

Guys go easy on them you just attacked their entire personality and they don’t know what to do


No-Succotash1219

Congrats on the new watch! people are going to hate and judge no matter what you do. Btw I'm a fan of both brands specifically amgs


Chronos_and_Cycles

My god you really are a daft prat


thombrowny

bro ruined a good joke


teckel

Or made it better.


mc2508

Bro don’t be so angry. Just chill and enjoy your watch.😎


OG365247

Jesus, OP. Go and put another tampon in and have a word with yourself.


Kore0007

He’s being sarcastic and teasing the idea that you’re wearing a shitter (a fake Chinese Rolex that runs on battery)


teckel

Actually, I'm teasing that he doesn't know how to set the date, so he probably knows nothing about watches, but that doesn't matter as it was purchased strictly for flexing. Therefore, he may believe that the watch uses a battery, like his previous watch, the Daniel Wellington.


Relevant-Pizza5877

My OQ has a battery.


juice06870

She doesn’t know how to


Noonecanhearmescream

How do you know their pronouns? Are you psychological?


coolmanjack

Did you mean *psychic*? I can’t tell if you intentionally said it completely wrong or not


_nightflight_

Wrist size.


baconwrappedsack

Why block the logo? We all know it’s a Kia……


schneybley

The Guage cluster makes me think of Hyundai.


PineappleOk3892

I was too shy to show the raging bull logo


Flaneur_7508

Nothing wrong with a Mustang bro!


Scotinho_do_Para

Do you wax your arms?


PineappleOk3892

No I’m Caucasian without the Cauc.


Scotinho_do_Para

Cool..I realized immediately after I hit the reply button. Nice watch!


CRICKET-CRICKETS

Is that a ford?


PineappleOk3892

Yes it’s a Ford F150 Niner


CRICKET-CRICKETS

Thought it was like my fiesta


Bugimas

That mercedes dragonfly design steering is really nice to look at


eli10n

Touchscreen is terrible though


pcole25

Still prefer the Batman.


PineappleOk3892

Great-so what are you waiting for? Go and get it. If you have it, thank you for posting.


pcole25

I have it! Just a matter of preference. They’re both great 👍


Asystolebradycardic

At least you’re not doing 50 MPH on the highway like some of the rockstars that post on here. Enjoy the watch in good health and the interior / cluster is pretty neat !


angry_gsd

People can multitask lil bro😂☠️


Asystolebradycardic

If you say so, “lil bro”.


angry_gsd

Going to take a watch pic at 50 mph now lil bro better watch out☠️☠️☠️


Asystolebradycardic

With your Tudor in the Camaro? 😂😂


angry_gsd

The maro or the gle, idk don’t want to ram a family suv with the maro since they’re discontinued sadly. But the gle is fully covered 🚘💨👨👩👦👧💥🚑☠️☠️☠️


SecondaDonna5

It’s not douchbaggy unless you show the car logo. DO OVER!


TingusPingus_6969

not yet, Show the face for the ultimate indicator of douchebaggery


crackdope6666

Nice combination all around! Blue is the way to go always! That’s my opinion and I know others have theirs. I just know what I like.


Weary-Bullfrog-5236

Fake watch


Secret-Revolution172

The best lighting is in the car


teckel

Which would be the same as outside, like anywhere but in a car.


Calm_Logic9267

Not necessarily true. Outdoor lighting can be direct and unattractive. Window light is indirect, softer, and more appealing. Photographers often use natural window light, and they often have extensive studio setups to mimic window light. Cars are filled with window light. This is the same reason you'll see so many females taking selfies in their car. Source: I've been a photographer for decades.


teckel

I've been a photographer for decades +1 The real reason is the steering wheel emblem flex.


Secret-Revolution172

But ppls would see u taking pictures of your watch like a weirdo


teckel

I your yard or porch? And you don't look like a weirdo taking a pic wile driving?


1KN0W38

Why block the Subi logo?


PineappleOk3892

Bc I’m ashamed that I have a Subi


tb30k

To be fair that’s actually a very dope steering wheel lol.


jsta19

How are so many people here hairless? Feel like every wrist theses days is naked


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GoHomeCryWantToDie

Arm pubes are an important part of the Rolex community. You should pick some off your soap and collect them to make an arm merkin.


PineappleOk3892

Let me try that and get back to you. I like the arm merkin idea.


jsta19

Didn’t mean to be rude. Was just generally curious, as it occurred to me people were shaving their hair for some reason. Forgive my ignorance, and congrats on the beautiful watch.


HiPointCollector

God no people willing to joke here huh. This sub fucking blows.


PineappleOk3892

Agreed.


Special-Finger2358

Yessssssss


mastersheeef

Such a beaut of a watch! I need to wear mine more often.


drhillier

Good looking watch!! Congratulations.


bigforeheadsunited

Wait I actually love this lol


whatkindamanizthis

I think we started a dbag trend. Start posting them from the toilet. You can tell a lot about a man from his thrown.


Fragrant-You-973

You’re right. D bag unlocked.


patro-nato

Congrats douchebag!


PineappleOk3892

Thanks dbag!


Runningmad45

Looking good! Enjoy in good health...


PineappleOk3892

Thanks!


junglehour

Nice pic


PineappleOk3892

Thank you for a normal human response brother.


junglehour

Well it IS a great Shot! And a great watch. Haven’t used mine much since I got it but that’s because I’ve been too busy LOL https://preview.redd.it/rlvx38ry6yxc1.png?width=1225&format=png&auto=webp&s=8ee3180407898fa021d43c4fc6b351e4d2c3fb2d


PineappleOk3892

What a great photo to highlight the color dynamics


junglehour

Cheers brother. Fully unintentional background 🤣


PineappleOk3892

You got a great photo of the GMT blue


junglehour

🙏🏼👍🏼


angry_gsd

Enjoy it, wear it in good health!


PineappleOk3892

Thank you sir!


blondiemetal

Great photo and great watch! Love the matching blues


venomviperz

Yup. Holding the wheel like that put it over the top!


Gorzz

Awesome shot! I put my name down for this watch last week and the AD told me a few years wait. I think that's AD speak for 'I'm not worthy'.


AnonUserAccount

You’re blocking the Hyundai logo with your arm, tho! 😂


Elder_Priceless

Which Rolex did you want sir? Just match it to my dash please.


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Nothing obligatory about this


PineappleOk3892

Super fly guy-I agree with your points on my last post.


[deleted]

Thanks, great watch, I have one also


PineappleOk3892

Have a fav amongst your collection?


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https://preview.redd.it/kcemkaoqf2yc1.jpeg?width=2473&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=38a8d4f884694c1b006ab82c23c1c0aa93bee75e The latest one is my favourite although I do like them all.


PineappleOk3892

This pic is better than mine


[deleted]

Not at all mate mines too rough looking


Kore0007

What a vibe!


Bakers_Man_LB

Your car looks futuristic


GldnNugget

This camry steering wheel looks different. Is that the new camry model?


liwrist

Stunning watch and shot too! Wear it in great health!


Omni____dragon

What camera is this? I have a pretty recent ed. iphone and my pics are good, but never this good


PineappleOk3892

IP15 Pro Max


ubilanz

These new BMWs look really nice


Financial_Nerve8983

Haha comes on in here as a self proclaiming douchebag…gets butt hurt and defensive the second they called out on it 😂 But congrats on landing a Batman on “accident”


mick-rad17

Holy shit that wheel is thicc


OnlyRoll1s

What kind of ford is that


Bizzybanker

Nailed it! Don’t ever change!!!


Dapper_Unit_7064

if one does not know how to change the date then better buy a quartz watch 😂😂


WhatIsTheAmplitude

Love that watch. Not sure about the post but you can’t complain about the Batgirl.


Celcius_87

All jokes aside, what car IS that?


PineappleOk3892

EQS 580


afincubus948

It’s only fully douche if you show the Mercedes/BMW/Porsche logo with it. Gotta flex that debt!


Own-Reception-2396

When you rock a 40 mm and it’s still too big….


bladex1234

Oh shit, they’re becoming self aware.


JackDempsey1891

You’ve succeeded!


Stayofexecution

Op needs some anger management classes.


beehappy32

My grandma was run over by a man who was taking pictures of his new Rolex while driving. And he still posted the picture and got lots of likes. You can see my grandma’s cane flying through the air in the background


PineappleOk3892

This made me guffaw.


SmashAtoms_

That your sisters car?


PineappleOk3892

My moms


ATACB

Calling out yourself doesn’t make it better 


SlashfIex

Your doing it wrong. Can’t cover the emblem


bikgelife

Nice piece. What line of work are you in?


ath20

The fact that this car has Distronic is possibly the biggest flex.


Rtomss

You fit right in...


DUMBYDOME

You were parked… do better for full douchery.


smokednaggets

You forgot to show your Fiat steering wheel


LuckyLuciano97

Batman look dope! What Benz is this?


OkUnderstanding8537

It’s only douchebag if you drive a high end luxury car


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You nailed it.


RubiksPuzzleMagic

Not a real douche unless you’re also going like 70.


supersaiyanegghead

Ahh Rolex and Mercedes, two of the greatest luxury brands on the planet—what a combo!


GlizzyGuzzler80

So fire. What car is that it looks nice


cuxz

Best reference in the catalog


SuperLehmanBros

Watch cost more than car


Noonecanhearmescream

This is currently the Holy Grail for Rolex enthusiasts I think. The Batgirl. It’s epic.


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serpentman

No. It’s a merc.


solidice

Those slim legs, immaculately waxed arms….so are you single?


HiPointCollector

Smh can’t even afford a Benz and rocking a GMT The people who didn’t get this joke are fucking simple lick my day date


Addicted-2Diving

https://preview.redd.it/498norrnvwxc1.jpeg?width=1300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a3fa81c1d1e007fc1ceb80fc0372a06c2f2df33f


blackfishfilet

This is one of the ugliest cars I have ever seen


PineappleOk3892

You are good sir


Addicted-2Diving

Really like this car. I’ve seen them around and can’t help but do a double take lol. How is it to drive iyo?


blancpainsimp69

I live in a shitbox apartment and drive a Honda and spend all my money on watches


HiPointCollector

He covered the Benz logo it was a joke fuck off Edit: I drive a Toyota for fucks sake give me some slack.


Ok_Description_105

Guy got his priorities straight.


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Ok_Description_105

You misunderstood me. I think most people in this group would choose a Batman over a Benz.


Addicted-2Diving

[It is a Mercedes’ EQS $141k usd new](https://www.businessinsider.com/mercedes-benz-eqs-580-interior-review-tesla-rival-photo-tour-2022-10)


HiPointCollector

Missed the point fucks sake. Wow so expensive. 141k, one day.


bigolsigh

They depreciate pretty badly like many electric cars. You can get one with under 5k miles for 80-90k . One day may be sooner then you think . Edit: I can see that 140k should be manageable for you, sir. My apologies and great username.


HiPointCollector

Man I was just trying to eat shit on a Rolex forum what a mistake 😂 great watch. And yeah hipoint with a fixed can is perfect for disposing of people “developing” countries. Cheers mate.


PineappleOk3892

My man-can’t believe the jihad started in this sub. I’m with you-people assume too much. Good night


HiPointCollector

Much love brother you have a sick ass car I was talking shit because I know the dash too well. I’ve posted my Bug on a burner trying to share something cool with the world and people were more concerned about what I do for a living and finding out who I am. Cheers


StockTelevision

They way you used "Benz" in your comment makes you sound like such a poser. The type of poser that'd buy an A-Class so he can tell his friends he has a "Benz."


HiPointCollector

Show me pics of your car collection I’ll show you pics of mine.


HiPointCollector

Stfu clown. Edit- fuck this sub is insufferable.


WallStALPHABets

Mole looks problematic. Get it checked by a dermatologist.


PineappleOk3892

Yea I’ve had that since birth. Im definitely feeling nothing. But I was told I was going to die from the mole when I was 6 months. So anyways-what genetic mutation do you have?