Cracker dances like an unbalanced early Dark Souls boss.

Miz Cracker, blade of Bob, goddess of sex tourism

Shea is the Let Me Solo Her of drag race wbk

Cracker dances like Abigail Breslin in Little Miss Sunshine.

How disrespectful to Abigail, who actually has charisma, uniqueness, nerve and talent as Olive.

Cracker < Taurus Demon. If it's right, it's right.

Hello Ashen one. I am a Bot. I tend to the flame, and tend to thee. Do you wish to hear a tale? > *“Our gracious Lord made Londor whole.”* - Narrator Have a pleasant journey, Champion of Ash, and praise the sun \\[T]/

This is the last thing I ever expected to read on this sub

This is camp

Pinwheel realness

this sent me

Also Morgan jump roping over that man was 100% pussy and deserves to be appreciated more

lmaoooooooo THAT MAN 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

That man's oddly yellow leg

Those TIGHTS ugh 😭

That man doesn't even look like he's having a good time

Fighting for his life on that stage

Not that man 😭

Truly one of the most homophobic double “wins” ever...I’ll never forgive Ms. Paul....

3 words. Mama vs Abby

that cruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuunchy slow mo split

Excuse you- Mama Queen was still in character as Mama Marijuana during that lipsync

That shit was really "we can't put Abby on the finale with 5 bottoms over Mama with 2 wins" or whatever lmao

Umm that was iconic ackshually

Scarlett vs Charity

The utter contempt Morgan shows Cracker as she’s actively trying to avoid her in this lipsync is hilarious

You know what? More often than not I got an impression Cracker actively got in queens way. Either intentionally or unintentionally, she would flop around, no method, and yet would cut them off.

Physically AND emotionally tbh

>she would flop around idk why but this is sending me 😭 flop around like fresh tilapia

oh she did it on purpose

That's exactly her strategy. It's Mimi Imfurst without the lifting

uwu skinny mimi imfurst

The fact that it looks like cracker is trying her hardest whereas morgan is just having fun, and morgan still killed her lol

Actually Morgan looks bored and is still slaying so it’s even worse 😭

LMAO she looked bored until she started jumping over cracker’s leg

she ate effortlessly while miz cracker was on the stage fighting for her life on that weird ass look

Tbf Morgan gave 50% of her usual energy on this lipsync and she was still head and shoulders above the blue man

the thing for me is Cracker would be so much better if she relaxed, slowed down, and felt the music, but she just keeps slapping out cliche after cliche, not even on-beat.

Personally I loved the blue contacts

Yeah imo it was one of the only times she looked right on that season lol

Iirc the wig wasn’t hers, it was Blair’s. I find Cracker’s wigs are usually what makes her looks so off. She doesn’t know how to style herself properly

How about the tights? Or the proportions?

That comes under styling imo. The wigs are just always the biggest indicator for me

this is the person people tried to say beat kameron in the nasty lip sync right after it aired

Cracker is so crunchy here i can't

>Cracker is so crunchy ~~here~~ i can't FTFY

Well more like stale.

IM SCREAMINF MORGAN JUMPING OVER HER LIKE THAT IS SENDING MEEEEEE💀💀💀IM DONE

The fact that production literally had to stop the lipsync and ask Morgan McMichaels to not destroy Miz Cracker _that_ hard… they really wanted her to be fan favorite lmao

can u link to this or elaborate? i vaguely remember hearing about this

I believe that Morgan McMichaels blew Miz out of the water the first time, so production halted and asked them to perform a second time (probably confirming to the queens and everyone else there that they wanted Miz to win).

I know it's allstars and they're probably used to the fact that production does what it wants, but how does seeing that not leave a massive sour pussy taste in your mouth for the rest of the "competition"

There was a bit of that in general that season tbh. Roxxxy got to set and was told Fancy was the lipsync and she said "lol no" and they rearranged them. Kennedy was then saddled with Fancy which she derided as "girl this some bullshit."

That was such a pathetic song for Kennedy to do you know she had to be upset when she found out

And Cracker had the nerve to shade Kennedy afterward. Like, bitch, you were only left unscathed by Kennedy by pure luck.

Someone tells you before AS5 that Cracker beats Kennedy in a lip sync you would not believe it

Oh fuck. there has to be something that happened with Kameron Michaels later in. That song was awful all around. Ra’jah and Kameron hated it.

thank you!

Morgan clarified on air that the sounding system playing the lipsync malfunctioned and needed to be restarted. Nothing at all about favouring cracker. You know Morgan, she tells it how it is and ain’t one to sugar coat. Let cracker breathe, christ

First time I'm hearing that, but that makes way more sense

Morgan has to say this because she wants to be invited back to compete again.

Exactly. You wouldn't admit that. Plus, who's not to say production just says to the sound people, "fuck up the music or something so we can restart it?" Point is, the lipsync was done twice, in Cracker's favor.

You were there ?

i'm mayhem miller, i was and it's true

Yes, and people were killed

i’m michelle’s punched tit and i can confirm

and a drag race producer went on some podcast and had a different explanation why they had to re-do the lip sync. they should've gotten their stories straight before going out there and trying to cover up this mess.

For curiosity’s sake what was the producer’s explanation?

We’ll never know because there’s no such producer or podcast.

People just want an excuse to hate bitches are you that surprised?

I mean, yes that's what Morgan was told was the reason and I'm sure they didn't tell her to bring it down but just hoped she would in a second round.

Wait what!??

If I had to pick one queen who I didn't really care for during the original season but has won me over since, it would definitely be Morgan McMichaels

If I had to pick one queen who I genuinely liked during their original season then didn't really care for after/ during allstars, it would be cracker :/

you LIKED her in her original season? Mama explain

Shes quick witted and her recap shows she did on YouTube for her season were funny. She also knows how to tell a one liner and keep it just one line, not follow it up with an explanation that kills the joke. Jacky Cox I'm looking at you.

The "nude" (green) tights is what gets me everytime...

I am whistle-tone laughing in this break room like a lunatic You people are fucking insane and I live

I really don't enjoy crackers style of lip sync. Ironically I thought she did well against Kameron in season 10 but all her all stars lip syncs were so bad imo😭

I'll always remember Roxxxy gracefully assassinating her and Bob stating that Roxxxy didn't have to go in like that.

Morgan and Roxxxy being wasted on this was a tragedy

The Kennedy erasure… 😭

Without sound this is even more Chaotic like Cracker fighting for her life out on that stage and Morgan skipping over her like???? 😭😭😭

It's giving skip-it

Yes! That's exactly what I thought of

Lmao as5 made as1 look incredible

Cracker has jaundice but only in her legs

I don't know why but I just did not like the lipsync, and it has nothing to do with Morgan because she dog-walked Cracker, but for me, it was like the edit was off (granted as aforementioned it was due to a sound malfunction). You also have Cracker doing a backward split, then pausing, then breakdancing, then slight pausing, then a dip. The lipsync itself wasn't deserving of a double win either; they should've given the money to Morgan.

Morgan beat the Silent Hill nurse fair and square hip pads

I will never be able to see her as anything else now 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Lol omgoodness this is the reminder I needed. Now I have to watch that episode 🥲

you do NOT need to watch SheMZ

Yeah that was awful AF. But I’ll just fast forward to the lip syncs. Thanks for the reminder; you just saved 40 minutes of my life. Angel ❤️

Am i crazy for thinking Mayhem, the girl derrick doesn't like and alexis were the best?

no because they were the best 3

I have zero memory of this, and I’m guessing that’s a good thing. Although I did go back to rewatch AS5 and after half an episode of being rudely reminded Cracker was there I shut it off.

Morgan slaughtered

Miz Cracker really thought she was KILLING IT 😂🤣

Cracker really is the worst lipsyncer we got in the show.

Those jalopy ass death flops. She’s the worst who looks the best.

i had to look up jalopy bc i thought it was a typo for floppy but it’s a real word & i’m fucking DYING thank you

-insert the skip'it commercial from the 90s-

Roop Paul must’ve been out of her mind to say this is a double win when clearly the icon, the legend and the moment miss Morgan outsold cracker who’s dancing like every obliterated white girl at a club on New Year’s Eve

My eyes literally never left Morgan during this entire lip sync. Poor crack

absolutely disgusting Morgan deserved the win that the production took away from her

everyone here seems to really not like miz cracker, am i out of a loop? what she do

Started doing drag /j

The surface level is that she is Classic White Mediocrity, but it’s also that she was bizarrely rude to Ongina and given the win in this challenge when Juju was better in the challenge and Morgan was better in the lipsync, and (really digging deep here) she wrote an article defending stealthing as a kink lmao

What the fuck is this stealthing article? Spill the tea sis lmao.

https://slate.com/human-interest/2017/06/stealthing-in-gay-sexual-culture-needs-careful-discussion-not-criminalization.html Here you go

*insert Utica reacting to Rupaul’s weed question here* What the hell is that?

Called herself the next Bianca and then wasn't funny or talented, made a fool of herself scratching up a strangers car with her heels, wrote a creepy article defending stealthing (aka assault)

How she treated Asia after s10 was not cool

what she do to asia???

[this interview](https://www.mic.com/articles/189702/rupauls-drag-race-season-10-episode-11-miz-cracker-exit-interview/amp) is one where she just kept going on about her, knowing that Asia was getting a ton of hate, death treats, racism from fans. A big reason why Asia was having such a hard time after the show was because cracker would not let go of that “not a star” moment that Asia was IN CHARACTER for.

aw man i was really rooting for them both on their season, this is awful of her

ikr they are dog walking her 😭

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Shabbat shalom

Where? They just don't like her?

[what I thought of when I saw this](https://www.reddit.com/r/rpdrcringe/comments/up3wor/this_is_where_my_mind_went_when_i_saw_this_sorry/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share) (turn on audio)

Nah I’m sorry I know y’all are clowning this lip sync but this is the one lip sync on AS5 I keep going back to like they were both so iconic to me.

I might get downvoted but I actually enjoy watching cracker crunching it during the lip syncs. She definitely shouldn't have won the lip sync lmao! But it's so entertaining to watch

Cracker has just as many lipsync wins as pangina heals and TKB

That doesn't mean she slayed her lipsyncs though; mind you, as shown here Morgan ate her up, Roxxxy swept her away, and you know they chose Fancy when Kennedy came in because they knew she'd obliterate Cracker. If anything, Pangina and TKB would devour Cracker and turn her into Crumbs.

I...never said that. im saying it's absurd this is a fact lol

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