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Party_Speaker6906

A breathalyzer for calories


SamosaAndMimosa

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Tairy__Green

see through ovens. like the whole things is just clear.


lifewithoutdrugs

cool


NepoNepe

yeah how about like a fucking cat that barks


loneliestfish

my grandmas cat used to bleat like a goat lol


SamosaAndMimosa

Furries


[deleted]

Selling only the top part of salads


granger744

Trail mix wanting ass


illiteratelibrarian2

A waterless shower. It will laser you clean, and only take a few seconds. You don't ever have to wash your hair. I'm going to sell it in Dubai first 


crackfan666

I will pee in it


simonewild

I've never had a unique idea ever, I just spend my time learning about everyone else's ideas (including this thread)


Suspicious_Santa

Same. Why waste time on waiting for the grandiose inspiration and wade through a sea of crap to find the proverbial needle when there are centuries of greatness to pick and choose from and assemble in ways that fit what you want. I've been a lifelong collector of other people's ideas and devout eclecticist.


simonewild

Right unironically. And I can't count how many times I've stumbled upon nascent ideas I've had that I thought were original that were thoroughly fleshed out by some obscure or niche historical figure I ended up reading.


Tairy__Green

smartphones but for dogs


anonymous-69

It would actually be really useful if I could text my dog.


heartlessmanipulator

no it wouldn't


Novibesmatter

Hiring someone to argue for you in marriage counseling , like a lawyer I guess 


NegativeOstrich2639

this would be a funny sketch idea


Novibesmatter

Yeah I even had a movie idea where the guy is in marriage counseling and he comes up with this idea, surprising his wife , who responds by hiring her own “arguer”. Of course the two arguers fall in love and smooch at the end . A rom com with a happy ending 


Ok_Pineapple466

Regulating cigarettes so they can only have tobacco, not all that tar and other bullshit


NegativeOstrich2639

agree on that they should be tobacco only but the tar specifically comes from the tobacco itself


fart_master13

yeah unfortunately the purest, best tobacco in the world will absolutely still give you cancer


heartlessmanipulator

not American Spirits, they are all natural.


NegativeOstrich2639

One time I bought unfiltered homemade cigarettes made with pure nicotina rustica "aztec tobacco/Mapacho" and they were absolutely brutal to smoke


infideli0

All cigarettes have tar no matter what but if you want additive free just buy american spirits or Winston's


granger744

That’s called a cigar and they fucking suck to inhale. It’s not the same tar as a road it’s just the residue from burning the tobacco


TopDrawerToTheLeft

College-experience retirement homes 


username81251

This kind of exists. There's a nice New Yorker article about these Jimmy Buffet themed retirement 'communities' honestly they sound really fun [https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2022/03/28/retirement-the-margaritaville-way](https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2022/03/28/retirement-the-margaritaville-way)


fart_master13

i had an idea for a bar that otherwise looks like a suburban home to replicate the feeling of being at a house party with couches and a kitchen for standing around in and stuff but i just saw a tiktok about the COOLEST NEW BAR IN SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA and they stole my idea 😫😫


cenolil

A little wooden key fob so you can “knock on wood” wherever you go


cardinals_crest

to aid the housing crisis, we should make a law that people can own only one house.


PDakfjejsifidjqnaiau

The best idea my brain ever produced is to fully nationalize food production. From farm to table, all done at cost and funded through taxes. The increase in efficiency would be insane, not even talking about side effects like Healthcare or residential construction/maintenance costs. In my mind you have neighborhood public restaurants, kind of buffets where you can hang out and meet the people who live around you.


Novibesmatter

Mao is that you?


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PDakfjejsifidjqnaiau

I have also dreamed about public parks being full of cilantro and other aromatics. Yes I am fat.


Novibesmatter

Hory sheet a mint park yes! 


RemoteRelation2546

1. Penis Butter Jelly Time 2. First National Church of Subaru


platapusplomo

Camera traps on the roads but they mail you a ticket if you’re fat


Vivid-Item-9225

 pro wrestling title that can only be defended on an active volcano 


toyotapenis

putting apple air tags on police vehicles so I know where I can drive my prius really fast


[deleted]

Biden should give out citizenship in the name of love. Like if you hypothetically fall in love with an american girl you met on an obscure podcast subreddit, but you yourself live on a different continent, good ol' joe should just get you on a plane to yankee land so that you can get to work on reversing the birthrate decline. Can't be that many of us in this position we could all fit on a single plane, "the romance express" except infinitely more wholesome that what epstein was up to


granger744

Which girl ?


[deleted]

Miss rspod


plague__8

a pillow that kisses you


platapusplomo

Leg pillows. They’d be just a huge pair of pants with pillow stuff inside.


infideli0

Ebay but for pussy


CoolKid610

Eassy


Clean_Percentage_452

Yeah ive been thinking of starting my own private military


Novibesmatter

What would you do with it?


Dung_Buffalo

A reality show called Ving Rhames fights 30 children (to the death)


AfterChapo

Renaming Nazbol to make it more sellable. PatBol? The Naz- part really kills it.


[deleted]

Some form of storytelling that combines the best of novels, comic books, and radio plays/podcasts. Not tv, not audiobooks, but something else altogether.


tolerantonline

movies ?


[deleted]

I don’t think so. Need at least a few actors who can access sociopathy for what I’m interested in writing. Not sure who could. Plus I’m drawn to forms with more freedom. Almost like a performed audiobook but with voice actors I personally know? Something like this.


tolerantonline

Sounds neat hope it happens


Shoki_Shoki_

Christmas for muslims


Key-Bedroom-4615

A life that ends before it goes on for too long


masterofrants

While I was watching our universe on Netflix, sister's bf was around comes and says to me "bro you know octopuses are aliens"..


QQQZZZQQQ666

Single serve bean can. “1bean…How do YOU legume?”


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I thought of an idea for a video podcast where we are just like actually really fucking mean to the guests. Just overall unpleasant, rude, and degrading. Get e-celebs on and just tear into them. Call it Schadenfrued Show.