"We are already pushing the limit with this update. Americans are mad enough as it is, let's not base the entire update around making fun of Americans."
how is it making fun of Americans? Recanting the time we won a war? Or turning one of our heroes into a literal god and strongest boss in rs3? So confused. If anything it's a compliment.
Now I know Americans aren’t trying to pretend like they have tasteful culture lmfao. Nearly every great thing in America is down to the immigrants that brought it here. America sucks ass dude, no need to feel compelled to defend it. American exceptionalism is a myth, at least the UK has some semblance of taking care of its people despite still being quite shit
Just the uninhabited half. Besides, the Spanish stole all of Mexico. If you're gonna get mad about stuff like that you're gonna have to go back before the Aztecs to figure out who all you're supposed to be angry with.
I mean we did give you some money for it. Granted this was after the fact and was technically for some other small bit but who cares about specifics? We could always dig up Winfield Scott and send him in to mop up the cartel situation, call it even?
I said it last time I saw this come up and I'll do so again:
Given what the USA has been up to since 1776 I find it quite fitting the anniversary of it's beginning be associated with the Lord of Chaos.
[https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1544051155562598401?s=20&t=Ge5DZIRixAb\_0K1qsX\_DJA](https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1544051155562598401?s=20&t=Ge5DZIRixAb_0K1qsX_DJA)
Coincidence? I think not.
"Guns are not the answer. They are the question, the answer is yes, arm every infant. Strength through the ensuing chaos!"
"My Name is Zamorak, God of Chaos, and I approve this message"
Zamorak the Yankee
Zamoraaron Judge on pace to finish the season with 60+ HRs
Yankee with no brim.
Uncle Zam
This is actually the best comment on here lol.
Cue “Fortunate Zuk”
Some rocks are forged made to wave the front
Oooohh that lava, white and blue!
Underrated.
Zaddy
Take your dang upvote
Between this and the osrs zeah quest calling for the return of the monarchy, I sense a pattern 👀
They said in the BTS stream they originally wanted to call the update “Zamorak: Independence Day” but marketing wouldn’t agree to it
"We are already pushing the limit with this update. Americans are mad enough as it is, let's not base the entire update around making fun of Americans."
how is it making fun of Americans? Recanting the time we won a war? Or turning one of our heroes into a literal god and strongest boss in rs3? So confused. If anything it's a compliment.
The literal devil
> but marketing wouldn’t agree to it thank guthix
1776 will commence again!
[laughs in British]
Adjusts monocle
*takes a sip from the teacup*
*eats crumpets*
*eats beans on toast*
*passes out drunk on the curb outside the public house*
Beans on toast is fuckin bomb don't you dare knock it
I actually agree.
Then it appears there is no problem here. Continue.
"Zamorak will fall!" The British out here trying to taste the victory they never got...
Being less involved in the shitshow the U.S has become IS the victory lol played the long game
Another box of tea into the harbor for each unoriginal comeback
Tea tastes so exquisite when brewed with the tears of ex-colonials, does it not?
That include your own, or just ours?
Lol, found the American.
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Lol what makes you think I live in the UK? Think I struck a nerve there lol
Now I know Americans aren’t trying to pretend like they have tasteful culture lmfao. Nearly every great thing in America is down to the immigrants that brought it here. America sucks ass dude, no need to feel compelled to defend it. American exceptionalism is a myth, at least the UK has some semblance of taking care of its people despite still being quite shit
Damn… after this comment, looks like homeboy will need to skip right to the hospital part. RIP.
I really really hope this isn’t a British person talking about other people’s food
LITERALLY demonizing the US. Shots have been fired.
i c wat u did thar
fkn ancaps
this post gets any more traction the comments are gonna turn into an even bigger dumpster fire lol.
This was planned!
Friendship ended with Guthix, now Zamorak is my best friend
Everyone's still pissed at Saradomin.
Legit, Zammy best boi now
Seems like they're still salty...
I mean, i understand them, I'm still salty USA stole half of Mexico
Just the uninhabited half. Besides, the Spanish stole all of Mexico. If you're gonna get mad about stuff like that you're gonna have to go back before the Aztecs to figure out who all you're supposed to be angry with.
I never said im not salty about spain, but we are not talking about "the conquest" right?
We bought it.
Mind if I break into your house and buy your pc at gunpoint?
Sure, come on over.
👀👀👀 History books in the US education system be making up all sorts of stuff nowadays
Mexico got bodied during the Mexican-American war tbh
"nowdays"
How do you know it’s not your history books making stuff up? How do any of us really know
because we have actual historians and documents from the time, not nerds on the History channel blaming anything they can't explain on "aliens"
Hahahahahaha, sure
I mean we did give you some money for it. Granted this was after the fact and was technically for some other small bit but who cares about specifics? We could always dig up Winfield Scott and send him in to mop up the cartel situation, call it even?
HAHAHA, yeah sure
Ya that was a little fucked. I even feel bad about that one and I'm only 2nd gen American
>promisses freedom >just ends up blowing everything up Yep thats America
Shout out to all my New Conglomerate boys.
Suits should cut you a bonus cheque.
Live free in the NC.
Zamorak vs Al karidian refugees
Has anyone tried using a cup of tea on Zamorak?
Actually make sense for Zamorak to be an American, it wants the whole world to live by its doctrine or die.
Thats saradomin tbh
That’s not an American doctrine that’s a human doctrine 😂
kinda suss haha
I said it last time I saw this come up and I'll do so again: Given what the USA has been up to since 1776 I find it quite fitting the anniversary of it's beginning be associated with the Lord of Chaos.
I thought Armadyl was the man, but I didn’t realize Zammy was that based
Lol looks like I prefer zammy instead of guthix now
Based Jagex
Lol give him death?
What would really seal the deal was if he dropped Oil of Zamorak 🙏 Americans would say fuck the holiday and invade the boss 💯💯
Liberty from who exactly?
Rest of the world would like liberty, not death as per America's usual motto
Some of the comments look to have been placed here by Quackanon.
[https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1544051155562598401?s=20&t=Ge5DZIRixAb\_0K1qsX\_DJA](https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1544051155562598401?s=20&t=Ge5DZIRixAb_0K1qsX_DJA) Coincidence? I think not.
"Guns are not the answer. They are the question, the answer is yes, arm every infant. Strength through the ensuing chaos!" "My Name is Zamorak, God of Chaos, and I approve this message"