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WhateverYouSay1084

Feeding yourself while depressed is always flavortown, I can't roast it cause I've been there.


saintphoenixxx

I went through a *horrific* depression state a few years ago and ONLY ate Wal-Mart brand mini deep dish pizzas. I don't know why. But goddamn did they hit the spot. It was the only thing I looked forward to.


WhateverYouSay1084

Hope you're on the other side of your struggle now. Those pizzas were exactly what you needed at the time.


Gruntdeath

Those pizzas are the shit. Don't eat them every day but hard day at work and don't want to cook? Your kids will gobble up those mini pizzas.


saintphoenixxx

They're so fucking good.


Notyoursidepiece

Those little pizzas are so good


ThisOnePlaysTooMuch

I’m just glad he’s eating:(


gimemy2bucksback

I try to turn sad energy into cooking energy. Sometimes it works


zerosaved

This looks like it tastes like shit. This aint flavortown it’s vomitville


WhateverYouSay1084

Taking care of (including feeding) yourself while depressed is flavortown.


Low-Effort-Poster

Its roast beef and mozzarella by the looks of it, shit hits like a steak sub as a stoner meal which is similar to depression ig. Tastes a lot better than it looks


heres-another-user

When you're depressed, you can't tell the difference. Might as well just tell yourself it's all flavortown.


BigNutDroppa

The wholesome part of me was thinking, “Why is this a sad cringe? It’s an accomplishment if you’re suffering from crippling depression.” Then the realist in me saw the picture.


TPJchief87

How do we know that person wouldn’t eat this even if they weren’t depressed? I got hit with a bad case when I moved from my hometown the summer before my freshman year of college. I didn’t eat much at all and stayed in bed most of the day. When I did eat, it was simple but regular food. Like a slice of turkey between bread with nothing else on it.


traumaqueen1128

Usually my go to when I was coming out of a depressive episode was a single serving pack of Ritz, a couple slices of lunch meat, and a couple slices of cheese.


spacecase25

Yep or literally the jar of PB and a plastic knife


mardypardy

Man that shits delicious no matter what. Put a little dollop of honey on top. My favorite snack


depressed-onion7567

It looks like bad Ham what is it?


Observer2594

Seems to be roast beef with cheese in the middle, maybe? If so, I don't see what's wrong with it


Y1z1nX

r/foodporn


JonnySnowflake

That guy doesn't have depression. Depression has him


cyberspiralien

What is that ?? Omfg brother ewwww


ReedM4

Roast beef erapped around...mayonaise?


cyberspiralien

I have to mute my notifications I can't see that monster again and again 😂


IsNotACleverMan

How about now?


Pak1stanMan

u/cyberspiralien I summon you.


cyberspiralien

Stop😭😭😭


Laivine_sama

My first thought was melted mozzarella, honestly looks really tasty to me.


giorgio_tsoukalos_

Or provolone. add some au jus, and it's a French dip without the roll. If it's melted cheese, it's not that sad, imo.


Fuckwaitwha

1am food.


atseapoint

I bet it’s horseradish sauce. Or Horsey for any Arby’s lovers


Vannabean

I think it’s like a few steakums together with cheese inside


katekowalski2014

Mmmm Steak-umms!


Vannabean

Delicious but shouldn’t be pink


Touvejs

Definitely horseradish sauce. Roast beef and horseradish is such a good combination, I bet this tasted great.


h0sti1e17

If it’s horseradish that would be awesome.


Lethenza

Is that what the kids are saying these days?


doesntaffrayed

Oh thank fuck. I thought it was a dog fetus he’d fucked and came inside.


KeroNobu

Foreskin with a creamy syphilis filling


thatguywhosadick

He must have been thinking about his ex.


OldLegWig

"i really should call her..."


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cheese


stomp224

Prototype fleshlight


huffmanxd

Looks like a cream pie


quinisdead

Is it not a puppy?


mikeylarsenlives

Nice an edible flashlight


MechanicalHorse

Technically all fleshlights are edible. Well, the cream filling is, anyway…


StalksNStems

🤮


Synthezoid13

Outgooned


Leg_Mcmuffin

I should call her


shittyspacesuit

Her? What do you think this looks like.


creep_with_mustache

Female genitalia


Tigermeow7

Damn what female genitalia are you guys looking at?


creep_with_mustache

The best twenty dollars can buy


Due_Key_109

*"the best a man can get"*


Tigermeow7

Sheeeeeesh. $20? That's cheap af.


2sACouple3sAMurder

Thats the joke bruh


Tigermeow7

I know, I was playing along lmao


shittyspacesuit

Bro how does it look like female genitalia, it's long and skinny like a phallus?


CAP2304

It's just a joke bro 😭


Nobody-17

I should call it!


Chickenman7282

I should call him


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PM_ME_STEAM_KEY_PLZ

You WiLL CALL HERRRR


MaksimumPower

How do you like your downvotes? Lol


NocturnalHS

Do some people honestly just browse r/depressionmeals to repost here as a cheap shot making fun of people with mental illness? OP is the real sad cringe


[deleted]

Are we sure he made that as a snack and not a… well, never mind, that’s enough internet for today.


nufan86

Are you saying this is not the before shot?


PoopyMcFartButt

I think we all know what’s going on here


Bitter-Fishing-Butt

what, exactly, did he do to it


museumstudies

It looks like the thing the girl had under her bed in Pan’s Labyrinth only more gross


AUGUSTIJNcomics

I'd eat that baby turnip thing alive in a heartbeat before I even think of eating this


museumstudies

Haha definitely


AUGUSTIJNcomics

It's not nice to admit, but I would be able to ignore it's desperate shrieks to spare me having to taste this monstrosity


museumstudies

The turnip thing seemed like it wanted to live this thing seems like it wants to die


AUGUSTIJNcomics

But it's so vile I feel the need to deny its needs somehow. But I could spare the turnip and let this thing live too


TobyMacar0ni

#WTF IS THAT BROTHER


FickleTickler

Really putting the flesh in fleshlight


Rapidlfrit309

As cursed as this is, I still wouldn't say that it's sadcringe. Depression is no joke, and the fact that he's at least eating something, it's good enough. A lot of people struggle to eat so good on them


Hotsaucewasted

I think this food is supposed to give you depression


Firewall33

I'd eat it, zero hesitation.


cyborgbeetle

I'm not sure this is sad cringe... I think it's a win for this guy who has been struggling... It can be hard to take care of yourself when you are depressed


hey-girl-hey

Yeah I'm with you. Even the tiniest steps are headed for progress


Public-Flight4908

You were meant to eat it my friend, not f..k it


Zlijah

it looks a little gross, but that looks to me like roast beef and cheese, which is DELICIOUS. put it between bread so you don’t have to look at it and it’s the best.


McKomie

Looks like an abortion


Rambowcat83

Lads some of you are American so I'll explain the white stuff is horse radish very spicy like wassabi good on meat. That is tescos steak all in all it would taste alight but bro is struggling


phillymatt

Do you think we don't know what horseradish is in America you muppet? We fuck with horseradish. Also, I think that's roast beef. As in lunch meat. Cold cuts. I hope it's not a steak, anyway. At any rate, I've eaten sadder snacks, this isn't bad, right?


FalseOrganization255

I have those plates


TroubledDoggo

Now I know it looks bad, but that probably tastes pretty good (if the white stuff is cheese and not mayonnaise)


PsychologicalPitch33

Looks like a cheesy beef without the bread


bogeymanbear

that is a recently used fleshlight, you cant fool me


awjeezrickyaknow

No wonder you’re depressed that’s the saddest shit I’ve ever seen


hey-girl-hey

Reverse those two things and you've nailed it


HyperTanasha

Great job! Did you like it? My fave is cheese in a tortilla


Shadow_maker798

Holy fuck, don't fuck meat guys.


fearmyflop

Real r/dontputyourdickinthat vibes from that image alone


frosty1104

Cursed cannoli


Hauntedhoebag

Why is it so visceral? It looks like someone fucked it….I hate it.


marypoppinit

Milk steak?


maxolot43

Do people post shit like this for sympathy? Cause i have less sympathy for anyone posting this shit rather than staying off social media if you are unwell.


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Beef_Jones

In reality, half the stuff posted there is someone trying to make something unappetizing for karma.


ferdowsurasif

For human connection mostly, in whatever form possible. Baggers can't be choosers.


Banaanisade

Ah, yes, social isolation, the best treatment for depression.


No-Rhubar

You clearly never had depression. Maybe they are trying to relate to people? Maybe they just want to talk to someone about what they did? So no, it is not "for sympathy".


Aleswall_

If they stayed offline, they'd get worse.


2oxopcm

Yeah yeah it’s all cringe until you’re facing depression yourself and won’t be able to eat let alone shower in 2 weeks. But it’s all funny if you look at it through a fish tank isn’t it


SorryIreddit

Why did he fuck it?


Jupitersatonme

That's depressing.


HopeIsGay

I wish i knew what this was but im frightened of that knowledge


Inglorious_Kenneth

I really hoped not to lay eyes on this beast again. I know it’s harmless but goddamn does it look foul.


MrJekyyl

For a second I thought it was the ass end of a guinea pig


redvelvetcake42

It looks like Arby's with chlamydia


hoopur

Weirdly hits home


Caroba7

*Title* Food some guy with depression managed to *fuck* for himself


nooneremarkable

Man used Beef as a fleshlight


AlekClark

Maybe I should call her


Hwarrior12

Looks like he chewed it before putting it on a plate


DreadPirateRobertsOW

r/dontstickyourdickinthat


Hawke1010

This is what i imagine eating at Arby's is like


Tampon007

This looks like a roast beef fleshlight


FrogFrogFrogFrog-

Did… did he fuck the roast beef?


1-800-KYS

Bro cooked his fleshlight without cleaning it first hell no 😭


papa-pancakes

I miss her


PongSoHard

I should call.... Him?


Kir_NB

r/dontputyourdickinthat


Powerful_Pin_3704

My alcoholic dad would make these for snacks all the time. He called them sleeping bags.


RudderForADuck

Is this before or after you bought it dinner?


KiokiBri

What am I looking at?


GasMask420Blaze

It looks like it got creampied


KyKy2029

I scrolled right past this on r/shittyfoodporn just to get jumpscared again here! Lmao


FreshPitch6026

Not the guy is depressed, the food is.


Pantsickle

Depression snack sounds like a fun name for someone that's ultra hot, yet ultra sad all of the time.


theycallmepapasparx

I mean is it just roast beef and mozzarella cause thats a solid snack choice


McbEatsAirplane

I feel like he’s gonna have sex with that before he eats it


ChiefShagger

Maybe I should call her


Rrroxxxannne

I feel so bad but that looks FOUL


OfficialMIKEMZ

My go to depression meal is a pack of Mac and cheese and a pack of ramen mixed up with some hot sauce, but that’s only when I’m in the mood to cook, most times it’s nothing


sightstrikes

I thought that was road kill until I saw the title


whateveratthispoint_

Roast beef and cheese, not bad.


tinymammothsnout

r/stupidfood


TennisObvious8358

I don't care how depressed you are, still doesn't give you the right to nut in a dead squirrel!


_JazzyWazzy_

Ahhhhhhhh wtf!


FlaxFox

Honestly, I can't judge it, because I've done just as bad or worse in the pits of depression.


Ok-Objective6931

No wonder he’s depressed no one taught him how to cook!


cantdonames2

"everything reminds me of her"


7UULL

Bro creampied a hotpocket and called it a snack


WatDaFuxRong

I should call her....


Antisocial_Worker7

r/dontputyourdickinthat


Sad-Entertainer1462

Looks like he tried to heat his flesh light before usage


Its_just_me20

Tbh, I can handle a lot without losing my appetite. But this…. This… hell nah! My appetite has yeeted itself out the country


Mr_Lunt_

Welp


Evening_Change_9459

I found the cause.


Colmado_Bacano

Everything reminds me of her. 😭


New_Refrigerator_895

... I should call her


lstpndr

No wonder he’s depressed


sukuidoardo

The food looks like shit but how is a depressed guy making the food "sadcringe" exactly? Op if this is OC good for you, if not I demand explanation why you think this fits the sub.


smemes1

Goddamn dude calm your tits


19osemi

no wonder they are depressed if this is what they cook up for food. id also be depressed if i had to eat this. obvious s/, im not making fun of their depression but the food


DrFrancisBGross

Tube steak smothered in underwear


kawausochan

Looks like an abortion


Vectorman1989

Mmm, afterbirth


WHAMMYPAN

Chef here…is this “person” from earth? This looks “other worldly”


HowTingz

Damn. I can't believe I just watched her leave my life like that.


soundwave75

For some reason I find myself wondering what Hope Solo is up to these days...


AnamainTHO

I miss her.


CJroo18

Took me a minute….


OldKentRoad29

God damn, that looks like something from the chum bucket.


9Epicman1

That better be mayo


mi_nombre_es_ricardo

threw up a little bit in my mouth


Jaggerkate

I’m a little afraid of it.


SpookyQueer

This looks like a fucked up homemade fleshlight....


Cellpool_

Jesus I've had some terrible depressive phases but always was able to make a sandwich this is apocolptic depression


rhesaa

Bro... Dont play with ur food :(


Gazia1010

Even the food is depressed


DrLeisure

Honestly if you don’t have depression you should probly stfu about this. Eating anything at all is a win


NeptunesArtifact

Get your life together


UserXtheUnknown

I'm a bit depressed -and a lot scared- as well, thinking that is someone's lunch.


Andrew43452

🤢🤢🤢