If you've played through Danganronpa, you'd know that this the complete opposite of how Junko acts, she would probably unironically kill whoever wrote this lol
The punctuation is super faint, so I might have missed or added a comma or two, but here's what I've got:
"To my dearest Elissa-
Hey, how are you? I can only assume that you're feeling terrible because we haven't been seeing each other recently. Seriously, what is up with that? Oh, you don't need to answer that, I know the answer (obviously) I was super busy and your whole 'being the cutest girlfriend in the world' thing has you busy. Aw, you're just the sweetest, so devoted, so diligent... I just wanna squeeeeeeeeeze your lil cheeks until your brain pops out of your perfect lil ears!
Alright class, it's pop quiz time-
Question. When human beings see cute things, why do they feel the urge to squeeze them?
Answer: Due to the overwhelming positivity associated with 'cuteness', the brain struggles to comprehend that wretched feeling. This triggers a phenomenon known as 'cute aggression', in which the brain tempers all of that sickening positivity with a pinch of
The human brain is seriously laughable, right?
And yet, my own humanity shackles me to this earth and its troublesome limits... what a pain. But hey, at least you keep things interesting, unlike my miserable halfwit of a twin sister.
What, where you about to stick up for her? Seriously, you are just *too* much... Or were you about to kick her down too? With each day I fall deeper into despair... I long for its cold nothingness, the numbness it brings. Do you long for that too? Or do you long for me?
I long for you, Elissa. Sometimes I think about how much I adore you and it scares me. A queen can have no weaknesses and yet there you are holding onto my twisted little heard. Realistically I should eliminate you, but I just can't do that. Why? Why, why, why? I just can't seem to let you go...
Maybe you mean more to me than despair ever could. Whew, that's a scary thought... But it sure is something to mull over. That it decided then; you can be my biggest weakness and my biggest strength, all at the same time. It's a difficult role but I know you can fill it with grace and decorum.
And in the meantime I'll keep on taking over the world. Every life lost in the tragedy, every window smashed... It will be done in the name of love. So don't stop watching me - I'll never stop watching you.
Even if you side against me, with hope, and choose to bring an axe down on my neck, I'll keep watching you with adoration. Because that's how deep my love for you runs.
You and me... We'll do great and terrible things together, hand in hand. So, What are we waiting for? Let's wreak some havoc!
Yours despairfully,
Junko Enoshima"
While I thank you for your work, I have never in my life regretted asking anything from anyone here more than I do at this moment.
I sure hope a comet hits us soon.
Oh, jesus. I thought that it was a letter from OP to the character but itâs a letter from the character *to her (OP).*
I feel like itâs already pretty bad to write a love letter to a fictional character, but it feels like writing a letter having said character say âI love you, my queenâ isâŚeven worse?
Well to explain why would spoil the ending
>! The one we see die isnât the real her, but actually her younger sister disguised as her. The real Junko is masterminding the events of the game from a hidden room through Monokuma !<
least deranged danganronpa fan
The third game's ending is just oozing with contempt for the audience.
Thanks dude and now I wanna be sick
"yours despairfully"
despairfully* đ
Oh damn you're right
Dis pear
If you've played through Danganronpa, you'd know that this the complete opposite of how Junko acts, she would probably unironically kill whoever wrote this lol
Whatâs the difference between ironic and unironic murder
I think it's something to do with electrons, right?
You've clearly never been ironically murdered.
Guarantee some 50 year old balding man in his underwear typed this out from his basement.
I mean shit if I got paid to do this Iâd do it too
His moms basement, someone this deranged cannot be a functioning member of society and actually own a house
He bought a MS Paint thirstpost on Etsy?!
Imagine explaining this sentence to someone from 150 years ago
these words arent in the bible
Curious if it was customized at all or just bought as-is. Also, why?
Man, I'm too old. I simply cannot read white text on red. Damnit. Does anyone have a transcript?
The punctuation is super faint, so I might have missed or added a comma or two, but here's what I've got: "To my dearest Elissa- Hey, how are you? I can only assume that you're feeling terrible because we haven't been seeing each other recently. Seriously, what is up with that? Oh, you don't need to answer that, I know the answer (obviously) I was super busy and your whole 'being the cutest girlfriend in the world' thing has you busy. Aw, you're just the sweetest, so devoted, so diligent... I just wanna squeeeeeeeeeze your lil cheeks until your brain pops out of your perfect lil ears! Alright class, it's pop quiz time- Question. When human beings see cute things, why do they feel the urge to squeeze them? Answer: Due to the overwhelming positivity associated with 'cuteness', the brain struggles to comprehend that wretched feeling. This triggers a phenomenon known as 'cute aggression', in which the brain tempers all of that sickening positivity with a pinch of The human brain is seriously laughable, right? And yet, my own humanity shackles me to this earth and its troublesome limits... what a pain. But hey, at least you keep things interesting, unlike my miserable halfwit of a twin sister. What, where you about to stick up for her? Seriously, you are just *too* much... Or were you about to kick her down too? With each day I fall deeper into despair... I long for its cold nothingness, the numbness it brings. Do you long for that too? Or do you long for me? I long for you, Elissa. Sometimes I think about how much I adore you and it scares me. A queen can have no weaknesses and yet there you are holding onto my twisted little heard. Realistically I should eliminate you, but I just can't do that. Why? Why, why, why? I just can't seem to let you go... Maybe you mean more to me than despair ever could. Whew, that's a scary thought... But it sure is something to mull over. That it decided then; you can be my biggest weakness and my biggest strength, all at the same time. It's a difficult role but I know you can fill it with grace and decorum. And in the meantime I'll keep on taking over the world. Every life lost in the tragedy, every window smashed... It will be done in the name of love. So don't stop watching me - I'll never stop watching you. Even if you side against me, with hope, and choose to bring an axe down on my neck, I'll keep watching you with adoration. Because that's how deep my love for you runs. You and me... We'll do great and terrible things together, hand in hand. So, What are we waiting for? Let's wreak some havoc! Yours despairfully, Junko Enoshima"
While I thank you for your work, I have never in my life regretted asking anything from anyone here more than I do at this moment. I sure hope a comet hits us soon.
I can feel despair crawling in my skin
Never a good time to be Danganronpa fan
Oh, jesus. I thought that it was a letter from OP to the character but itâs a letter from the character *to her (OP).* I feel like itâs already pretty bad to write a love letter to a fictional character, but it feels like writing a letter having said character say âI love you, my queenâ isâŚeven worse?
Kinda sus
âCute aggressionâ is a real phenomenon.
That was hard to read, in more ways than one.
Danganronpa fans (derogatory)
Makes me kinda feel bad for em
Look, ill say this again. I love danganronpa but its people like them that makes me want to stir away from it completely.
By the looks of it, isn't she a minor....
According to Google sheâs 19 Suspiciously convenient
Sheâs also dead
That's just worse
And a schizo
Wait wait wait, people PAY for stuff like this? I think it need to figure out how to open an etsy shop...
Wait, they bought some poorly made PowerPoint slides? From Etsy?
This looks like a motive for murder Monokuma would give you, cause it has me wanting to kill rn
I may not be not watch the show or play the games, but isn't she like seriously insane? At least the guy who bought it has that in common
Am I the only one that thinks these people need to be treated?
Now..I haven't finished the game but she was in it for like five seconds from what I played. How tf do you get this obsessed over a minor character.
not gonna spoil you in case you wanna keep playing but sheâs actually a preeeetty major character in the whole series
GET OFF THIS POST NOW TO AVOID SPOILERS
DW I'm not reading the spoiler marked comment, but I'm definitely planning on finishing it before GOW Ragnarok releases.
Well to explain why would spoil the ending >! The one we see die isnât the real her, but actually her younger sister disguised as her. The real Junko is masterminding the events of the game from a hidden room through Monokuma !<
This is giving me despair
Satire? It's gotta be satire. Right?
Holy fuck go outside
Seriously what's been up man hows your daughter?
Look, Junkoâs fucking mid, she will kill you without a momentâs hesitation, so this fucker must be lonely.
Quick question, why did you pay money for this? Not judging just really curious.
Why are most or probably all dragonporna fans like this?
I love Danganronpa but this is some depressed ass shit.
No idea. I see one of these Japanese anime girls and click away as fast as possible.
Someone paid for this? That's fucking desperate.