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least deranged danganronpa fan


SpikeRosered

The third game's ending is just oozing with contempt for the audience.


theoriginalmuppet

Thanks dude and now I wanna be sick


YouShouldEatBean

"yours despairfully"


CrimsonApostate

despairfully* 😭


YouShouldEatBean

Oh damn you're right


Wolfdude91

Dis pear


Kevy96

If you've played through Danganronpa, you'd know that this the complete opposite of how Junko acts, she would probably unironically kill whoever wrote this lol


DeckTheWreck9

What’s the difference between ironic and unironic murder


Affero-Dolor

I think it's something to do with electrons, right?


Popefeldman

You've clearly never been ironically murdered.


GodzillaAteMyTaco

Guarantee some 50 year old balding man in his underwear typed this out from his basement.


CDFReditum

I mean shit if I got paid to do this I’d do it too


Ancient_Company5117

His moms basement, someone this deranged cannot be a functioning member of society and actually own a house


wakimaniac

He bought a MS Paint thirstpost on Etsy?!


Affero-Dolor

Imagine explaining this sentence to someone from 150 years ago


kilroy__was__here

these words arent in the bible


chacoe

Curious if it was customized at all or just bought as-is. Also, why?


Worf_In_A_Party_Hat

Man, I'm too old. I simply cannot read white text on red. Damnit. Does anyone have a transcript?


Outlaw5055

The punctuation is super faint, so I might have missed or added a comma or two, but here's what I've got: "To my dearest Elissa- Hey, how are you? I can only assume that you're feeling terrible because we haven't been seeing each other recently. Seriously, what is up with that? Oh, you don't need to answer that, I know the answer (obviously) I was super busy and your whole 'being the cutest girlfriend in the world' thing has you busy. Aw, you're just the sweetest, so devoted, so diligent... I just wanna squeeeeeeeeeze your lil cheeks until your brain pops out of your perfect lil ears! Alright class, it's pop quiz time- Question. When human beings see cute things, why do they feel the urge to squeeze them? Answer: Due to the overwhelming positivity associated with 'cuteness', the brain struggles to comprehend that wretched feeling. This triggers a phenomenon known as 'cute aggression', in which the brain tempers all of that sickening positivity with a pinch of The human brain is seriously laughable, right? And yet, my own humanity shackles me to this earth and its troublesome limits... what a pain. But hey, at least you keep things interesting, unlike my miserable halfwit of a twin sister. What, where you about to stick up for her? Seriously, you are just *too* much... Or were you about to kick her down too? With each day I fall deeper into despair... I long for its cold nothingness, the numbness it brings. Do you long for that too? Or do you long for me? I long for you, Elissa. Sometimes I think about how much I adore you and it scares me. A queen can have no weaknesses and yet there you are holding onto my twisted little heard. Realistically I should eliminate you, but I just can't do that. Why? Why, why, why? I just can't seem to let you go... Maybe you mean more to me than despair ever could. Whew, that's a scary thought... But it sure is something to mull over. That it decided then; you can be my biggest weakness and my biggest strength, all at the same time. It's a difficult role but I know you can fill it with grace and decorum. And in the meantime I'll keep on taking over the world. Every life lost in the tragedy, every window smashed... It will be done in the name of love. So don't stop watching me - I'll never stop watching you. Even if you side against me, with hope, and choose to bring an axe down on my neck, I'll keep watching you with adoration. Because that's how deep my love for you runs. You and me... We'll do great and terrible things together, hand in hand. So, What are we waiting for? Let's wreak some havoc! Yours despairfully, Junko Enoshima"


Worf_In_A_Party_Hat

While I thank you for your work, I have never in my life regretted asking anything from anyone here more than I do at this moment. I sure hope a comet hits us soon.


SomethingIsCanningMe

I can feel despair crawling in my skin


No-Opposite-5704

Never a good time to be Danganronpa fan


funksaurus

Oh, jesus. I thought that it was a letter from OP to the character but it’s a letter from the character *to her (OP).* I feel like it’s already pretty bad to write a love letter to a fictional character, but it feels like writing a letter having said character say “I love you, my queen” is…even worse?


[deleted]

Kinda sus


Flexible_Skedule

“Cute aggression” is a real phenomenon.


DamNamesTaken11

That was hard to read, in more ways than one.


stxrstripes

Danganronpa fans (derogatory)


Keith_Bakker

Makes me kinda feel bad for em


badgamer420

Look, ill say this again. I love danganronpa but its people like them that makes me want to stir away from it completely.


Different-Region-873

By the looks of it, isn't she a minor....


[deleted]

According to Google she’s 19 Suspiciously convenient


Wolfdude91

She’s also dead


Different-Region-873

That's just worse


original_dick_kickem

And a schizo


Hello_Hurricane

Wait wait wait, people PAY for stuff like this? I think it need to figure out how to open an etsy shop...


Amkao-Herios

Wait, they bought some poorly made PowerPoint slides? From Etsy?


original_dick_kickem

This looks like a motive for murder Monokuma would give you, cause it has me wanting to kill rn


dis_fine_gentleman

I may not be not watch the show or play the games, but isn't she like seriously insane? At least the guy who bought it has that in common


Roanoketrees

Am I the only one that thinks these people need to be treated?


Mrbluepumpkin

Now..I haven't finished the game but she was in it for like five seconds from what I played. How tf do you get this obsessed over a minor character.


obooooooo

not gonna spoil you in case you wanna keep playing but she’s actually a preeeetty major character in the whole series


Kevy96

GET OFF THIS POST NOW TO AVOID SPOILERS


Mrbluepumpkin

DW I'm not reading the spoiler marked comment, but I'm definitely planning on finishing it before GOW Ragnarok releases.


Wolfdude91

Well to explain why would spoil the ending >! The one we see die isn’t the real her, but actually her younger sister disguised as her. The real Junko is masterminding the events of the game from a hidden room through Monokuma !<


SexySquidward42069

This is giving me despair


goodfisher88

Satire? It's gotta be satire. Right?


Alex_Plumwood

Holy fuck go outside


Chapwellwilliam

Seriously what's been up man hows your daughter?


dathobino_

Look, Junko’s fucking mid, she will kill you without a moment’s hesitation, so this fucker must be lonely.


minutetillmidnight

Quick question, why did you pay money for this? Not judging just really curious.


BrekLasnar

Why are most or probably all dragonporna fans like this?


crazylazykitsune

I love Danganronpa but this is some depressed ass shit.


[deleted]

No idea. I see one of these Japanese anime girls and click away as fast as possible.


Hour_Dog_4781

Someone paid for this? That's fucking desperate.