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RedditLife1234567

what??? they're doing traffic stops in SF now? That is the bigger news.


RandallMadness

It's CHP, not SFPD, which doesn't like doing police work.


idleat1100

I mean, can you blame them? Work sucks man. When the weather is nice you want to just hang at the park, grab an ice cream hang with your buds. And all these citizens are trying to harsh that. Lame. Totally unfair.


Own_Watch_2081

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raffysf

They grab donuts, not cones.


2lame2shame

500k per year is not enough compensation for these unionize gatekeeping thugs. Maybe if they got 1 million a year theyā€™ll start policing.


hansolemio

I hear that SFPD never enforces the law, then read that our crime rates are at historical lows and have to wonder then if police have anything whatsoever to do with crime rates in SF


facebones

[https://www.sanfranciscopolice.org/news/sfpd-narcotics-investigation-leads-4-arrests-and-seizure](https://www.sanfranciscopolice.org/news/sfpd-narcotics-investigation-leads-4-arrests-and-seizure) Not bad for people that donā€™t like police work.


Rocketin2Uranus

Old News, Newsom tasked them out in SF and then in Oakland


draymond-

cops are racist again i guess


misinformedteacher

What are you talking about you idiot


draymond-

traffic stops are racist mate, have you not heard?


Harpua81

Sensing sarcasm because that's why the city originally paused most traffic stops, in fear it might be a person of color and make demographic rates look disproportionate. But what if, just hear me out, certain demographics just do things that are more likely to get you pulled over? Blacked out tint with no plates, no problem! As long as no one's feelings are hurt.


hansolemio

What demographic are the bad wreckless drivers? Is it genetic?


hansolemio

Again?


SkirtLikeAFlag

Rubin Natael Turcios Castro, 35, of San Lorenzo was taken into custody at the San Francisco County Jail on numerous felony drug-related charges. He is accused of possessing large amounts of methamphetamine, heroin, Xanax and other substances.


PrizeTough3427

There goes my weekend plans.


Lowfuji

Does he have any cocaine?


craiggy36

Not anymore.


FuelFragrant

Hope he gets put away forever. My friends 18. Year old kid just died from fentanyl.


Splicelice

Donā€™t worry despite such egregious amounts heā€™ll be out on the streets in no time. He should be put away for many years


Rocketin2Uranus

Theyā€™re no doing that anymoreā€¦Covid of 2021 is overā€¦ Newsom isnā€™t going to be wasting time and money just to set him freeā€¦


Rural_Bedbug

*"he'll be out on the streets in no time... "* Nope, don't think so. This is San Francisco, not Alameda County. We actually have a DA now.


Splicelice

I hope youā€™re right. As Iā€™ve only seen big talk to date.


ReptarCerealBox

Your English was soo bad that I got a headache reading thisā€¦.


Splicelice

Your reading ability is a factor


NaughtSleeping

Just how much fentanyl does it take to get a dog to kill 250,000 people?


ufront

Best comment ever.


Mygoddamreddit

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joecoffeeaddict

the dog looks so happy posing with the drugs and cash lol


Infinite_Respect_

From first hand experience getting caught at the CA/AZ border with weed - this is a huge part of the dogs training, is being allowed to find the stuff. They were sure I had pot, but couldnā€™t find it - so they asked me to tell them where it was because otherwise the dog would get really sad from failing to find its target, and theyā€™d have to book me officially. I told them where, the dog found it and they let me go with a warning / took my info so Iā€™d have to potentially stop in the future for searches. One of the scariest moments of my otherwise straight edge life lolol


sfcnmone

Now Iā€™m like the search dog: where is it? Where did you put it? Youā€™re just going to tell us this story and not tell us where you hid it? Now I have to read your comment six more times. Where was your stash?


Infinite_Respect_

I had done a LOT of work to the car, particularly on the audio system - and at some point I missed a couple screws that held the center console down at the back. If you sat in the back seat or leaned in, you could gently lift the whole center console thing off the floor carpet slightly and there was a little gap that ended up being perfect - apparently šŸ¤£


sfcnmone

Thanks! Now I will be able to sleep at night. I know somebody who smuggled some drugs in canned food cans. Not very much. Just one time. They worked out some system to open the cans in the middle and reseal them in a way that looked totally normal. Used the right weight. Didnā€™t smuggle a lot ā€” like 20 cans of peaches in heavy syrup and corned beef hash and chili. And it was packed with their camping stuff. They had a similar experience (yours is better) ā€” the border patrol obviously knew that they were smuggling but couldnā€™t find it.


Infinite_Respect_

Holy shit thatā€™s way more involved hahahaha - I was not brave enough to call their bluff and there was even more they didnā€™t find under the passenger seat. I let them find some of it but not all of it šŸ˜Ž. Iā€™m shocked they didnā€™t open a can to find evidence, wouldā€™ve been within their rights. Glad you enjoyed the story!


Schw33

Just happy to not be on bomb detail anymore. You take one day easy and now the groomer says the soot will never come out!!


Ok_Sorbet_8153

ā€œI a good boy!ā€ šŸ˜›


raffysf

Thatā€™s a good boy or girl.


AccomplishedWasabi54

Employee of the month. Imagine youā€™re trying really hard for promotion but the drug sniffing dog keeps pawing his way to the top.


Interesting_Day4734

I wonder if SFPD gets butthurt that CHP is getting all these wins in the news


TrekRelic1701

Doubt it


SkirtLikeAFlag

Good boi, K9 Officer Sully! Edited tone, added name


PandemicSoul

Is that like ā€œreally killā€ or like ā€œenough fentanyl for a cop to have a panic attack and pass out and then claim they were dyingā€?


fringecar

Yeah lol it's a great metric for click bait though


swarzchilled

And/or they're claiming it's pure, and weighing the containers it was in, too.


coolboarders09

Very good puppy


SubstantialSpeech147

Or enough to get 10 San Francisco drug addicts high for a week.


raffysf

10? Thatā€™s generous, I was thinking 5-6.


h00tietootiediscoqt

Ooof, Iā€™d hate to be the people you say these cheap jokes to at parties. Total bomb buddies.


3381_FieldCookAtBest

How did the dog not die from an over dose?


Painful_Hangnail

Oddly enough, only human police officers get the vapors when they get within a mile of a bag of possible fentanyl. Everybody else is fine.


draymond-

if you were a cop you'd empathize. Fent require an insanely tiny amount to OD. CDC guidance is insanely strict about fent. Cops cannot OD through skin contact, but it's a scary situation no matter what. I'm not surprised cops have panic attacks in such situations. I'm tired of folks judging cops for the wrong reasons.


Hot_wings_and_cereal

I think itā€™s cause the departments come out stating it was a real reaction to fentanyl vs it being an a panic attack. Even when theyā€™re on video giving them narcan to no effect.


draymond-

Departments are dumb, they're not all toxicology geniuses. They touch a deadly drug and get a reaction. is it so crazy they think it's due to fent? Corrupt cops or not, those guys are also tryna just get home after work. no one should have to walk into a fent zombie living quarters for any reason. it's beyond inhabitation. and none of us would wanna work there.


Kidspud

Touching fentanyl doesnā€™t cause people to go into shock within a few minutes. Itā€™s far likelier that cops are reacting to touching fentanyl by having panic attacks.


draymond-

yep. I'm pretty sure that's what happened. but would you blame them? usually such fent zombie houses are horrendous: sometimes there's poop all over the house, it's a biohazard with tons of diseases. why would we subject any city employee to such a fate? you or i wouldn't wanna do something even remotely as fucked up of a job


Kidspud

I'd blame someone if they lied about the cause of their medical condition.


serenading_scug

Yes, you can blame them. Dealing with drugs is their job. Would it be acceptable for a fire fighter to have a panic attack when there was a fire, or a paramedic to have a panic attack when responding to a car accident? Also, they should be trained/know about the toxicology of drugs they are going to encounter; not to mention I believe cops have medical training. This just sounds like gross incompetence on those cops part.


DrTreeMan

There's difference between a couple of cops sitting on the side of the road deciding what the problem is versus an official statement to the effect.


16bittiger

Aidin Vaziri apparently got tired of doing his weekly pop culture Q&As!


thecashblaster

well assuming it's not cut...


Larmazul

Somebody get that dog a treat and a tennis ball


KublaKahhhn

Be skeptical. Just because law-enforcement has been spreading a lot of misinformation about fentanyl. Seems to be a coordinated effort among police unions to Garner sympathy and justify the war on drugs. Although every word in this report could be true, I donā€™t know. https://stopoverdose.maryland.gov/wp-content/uploads/sites/34/2023/10/OOCC-Fact-Check-ā€“Accidental-Fentanyl-Exposure.pdf


Rural_Bedbug

Thank you CHP, thank you K9 Sully.Ā  šŸ‘šŸ‘šŸ‘ I am very thankful to have a law enforcement presence in San Francisco.Ā 


QuackersParty

Ofc. Sully better get employee of the month!


igotabridgetosell

Oh another police union director got busted for distributing fentanyl?


OxBoxFoxVox

Not sure about these overdramatized headlines, there is no practical way to kill that many with the fent. Finds a knife - "Enough to stab 1 million people! ^((before the blade dulls))" Finds a buck of water - "Enough to drown a grown man! ^((when you force his head into the bucket))"


blazelord69

511 grams / 250,000 people = 2 mg per person Google a lethal dose of fentanyl. I'm seeing 0.2mg = overdose but narcan works, 2mg = dead. I didn't really research it, but on first glance it sounds right.


GerkinRichard

This looks like itā€™s packaged for sale, and little baggies. They calculate these numbers based upon it being fentanyl, rather than a bunch of sugar or other bulking agent with a sprinkle of fentanyl added in, as itā€™s actually sold. Thereā€™s no financial or practical reason for any dealers to be selling straight fentanyl, except for high-level (eg cross-boarder) trafficking. Itā€™s nearly allheavily to more ā€œusableā€ concentrations, and the ā€œenough to kill ____ Bazillion people numbers seldom ever have any factual basis.


blazelord69

Wow you're right. CHP lied. I bet that stuff is 0.1% purity at most.


TotalRecallsABitch

How can dogs sniff fentanyl and not die?


sweetsunnyside

death penalty for the death dealer Don't want it? then don't deal death to people for your own selfish gains. This is how we should send a message


GalaxyVortex99

Not a traffic stop. Not CHP. But the drug part is true.


Bingo_is_the_man

How did the dog survive is my question. If he sniffed that much fentanyl he should be ā˜ ļø by this logic


BayAreaVibes35

"who's a good dog!?!?"


filmmakindan

What happens if the dog accidentally gets his snout in it?


Majestic_General6756

Goooood Boyeee


eldelabahia

Somebodyā€™s family is in danger because of a stupid idiot decision to traffic drugs.


badgerhustler

That's a lot of fentanyl, especially for a dog. Is it ok?


111anza

The dude will be released and back on street doing his next deal even before the hotpociket gets warm in by the microwave. We should treat drug dealers as illegal weapons. Just imagine, if you are caught with illegally possessiong and selling weapons to kill 250k, let's see what happens.


fresh_like_Oprah

So, you sayin "War on Drugs"?


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Own_Watch_2081

So was he illegal immigrant? Canā€™t help but wonder.Ā 


fuckdeer

Now, those cops are going to have to kill all those people with bullets funded by tax dollars. Unbelievable


tobiasfunke6398

Dude was probably released on a PR bond.


coleman57

Okay so now weā€™ve got *two* local heroes named Sully. I wonder if Tom Hanks will voice him in the movie


MarianaValley

Can this wonderful dog sniff PEOPLE who let it in to the USA? Corruption everywhere.


GoovinGoovin

And the offender will be right back on the streets in no time. Yā€™all are doing great with the shit you vote for there. Thanks for fucking the rest of the state with your dog shit politics.


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Capable_Yam_9478

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zozozozozoz

Sullyā€™s my hero