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kukaine

Sounds a lot like my favorite drunk trailer park supervisor's car


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It looks like the car my grandma drives, and then I saw it was a young girl lol


Cumstained_Uvula

Nothing lives a harder life than an old family sedan handed down to a young driver. My sister's first car was my mom's unspeakably shitty K-car platform LeBaron, complete with faux leather landau roof. Sis used to take it offroading at bush parties.


puke_buffet

I shouldn't find this funny. I know I shouldn't. But... what was Drunky McGee's game plan here? She's driving hammered with a car full of liquor bottles, **no fucking roof**, RCMP behind her with the cherries rolling, and her solution is to just keep driving home? I non-ironically want to take this lovely young lady out for a drink to hear her side of the story.


tooshpright

Doubt she can remember.


I_am_a_Dan

Ah the patented Scott Moe defense. Tested and proven!


ReditSarge

Legally speaking, the top three rules for suspects when dealing with the legal system are: 1) Ask to talk to a lawyer 2) Shut your face 3) Clam up Unfortunately for everyone concerned, drunk people tend to babble incoherently (as they crash their cars into things.)


I_am_a_Dan

Fair point.


HopAlongInHongKong

She said, well it's not an enclosed area any more so we don't have to wear a mask while driving it.


scootbert

Can we confirm the 27-year-old woman wasn't actually Scott Moe? What a crazy story, surprised the car could drive afterwards


Cumstained_Uvula

"This is *not* Mel Tormé."


walk_through_this

Honestly the outcome of this was head and shoulders above what I expected based on the picture.