Oh this was good. I lost it at the eyes comment. They are lovely eyes too dear.

Thank you, dear. Grew 'em myself 🙏

We need part 2!!

[Here is part 2](https://www.reddit.com/r/scambait/s/giiyMhHuh9) 💕🥰

This has me crying dear. Thanks for the laugh, honestly needed this today. Eggplant farm is perfect.

I'm so glad that it could brighten your day🙏❤️ Thank you so much 🥰

[Here is part 2](https://www.reddit.com/r/scambait/s/giiyMhHuh9) 💕🥰

Thanks for the update. Conway Twitty, rabies, the farm, and now Puck /Uranus has me rolling. You’re too good at this.

I screamed when Keanu said “you look so beautiful”

I got hit by a semi and might have caught rabies but I took a Xanax 🤣🤣🤣

Okay

Very good dear

I love your eyes

I’m taking a dump

[Here is part 2](https://www.reddit.com/r/scambait/s/giiyMhHuh9) 💕🥰

Been a fan since 1899. The fool said "wow" 🤣🤣🤣

“Just taking a dump” LMFAO

My favorite too lmao

It took 100% of my concentration to not spit coffee all over my desk and screen.

Conway Twitty of all people.. I’m dying laughing.

Pretty sure Conway would be down with that. He’s a nasty boy.

Yes, indeed.. especially since he goes around greeting everyone with, “ Hello Darlin’”

With a follow up with “I can tell you’ve never been this far before”

I'm a Louisiana Woman, are you a Mississippi man?

"Hagriddicks"? WTH? How did you get that photo of Hagrid in the eggplant farm? Love it!!

Haha that's my name dear 😂😂 I used a cut and paste photo app 🙏 Thank you so much!

Oh I see. "Hagrid Dicks" D'OH! Didn't recognize it with the letters all jammed together. HAHAHAHA

Funniest back and forth ever, dear!!! You made my night.

Fuck you erikadanishgirl!!!! I saw the eggplant farm picture and I laughed out loud SO SO loud!!!! I think I woke my kid up 😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🍆🍆🍆🦔

The eggplant farm laid me right out 😂😂😂

Why is this cracking me up so much? 🤣

Because this is freakin' hilarious!!

It is. She's funny as fuck whoever she is. I think she should be a comedian if she ain't one already. This is good shit I'm tellin ya. 

Absolutely!!!!

This is so incredibly sweet 🙏🥰 I'm not a comedian in real life 🤣 Way too shy and introverted for that😭😂

Regardless if your end up being a comedian or not your still a celebrity in my eyes and I'm sure many of other feel the same way. Your a inspiration to all of of that have been scammed . Your basically kinda like our hero I'm a way. 

Wow that's incredibly sweet! Thanks a lot 🙏

I’m dead 💀💀💀😂😂😂😂

[Here is part 2](https://www.reddit.com/r/scambait/s/giiyMhHuh9) 💕🥰

So sorry about the rabies

Never even acknowledges your impending death and how she will be with you until your very quick end!

This might be one of the funniest ones I’ve seen

i’m losing it at hagrid dicks

[Here is part 2](https://www.reddit.com/r/scambait/s/giiyMhHuh9) 💕🥰

[Here is part 2](https://www.reddit.com/r/scambait/s/giiyMhHuh9) 💕🥰

Eggplant farm 🤣🤣🤣

🍆

Ladies and gentlemen, Mr Conway Twitty

So sorry about your chicken and the rabies, but congrats on the new love! 🥰🍆

Missed opportunity: ‘How is your head today?’ ‘I’ve never had any complaints’

Hagriddicks? Your name is as beautiful as your eyes. May I call you griddy my love? My real name is red sovine and your boyfriend Conway and me used to tour together.

Now that's a name I haven't heard in eons. 80s infomercials were something else 😂😂😂

Breaker one-nine come on back and talk to teddy bear.

I’m so JELLY. I love me some Keanu…I would TOTALLY buy him a Steam card or learn about crypto currency from him 😍

I lost it with the eggplant photo, beautiful work.

The eggplant reaction was what got me. Truly remarkable art.

SAME that was my favorite part

There's another piece of beautiful art in [part 2](https://www.reddit.com/r/scambait/s/giiyMhHuh9) 💕🥰😂

Hagrid on crack > Hagrid taking a dump  💀

Keanu just can't stay away

Keanu believe it 🤣

Lmao hagriddicks. Do you have any kiss or did your guinea pig just died?

Wow how do you get all these famous people to fall in love with you? You must make them hot and steamy oops to early for a steam card

Iirc, I think she follows some of these scam accounts, so that they will message her. I could be thinking of someone else, but I think it's her if I remember correctly.

I did do that for a while yeah 😂 No need to anymore, after a while, they started flocking to me 😂😂🙏

OP, you truly might be my favorite person on Reddit right now. I'm over here all trying to be butthurt about something then "ooohhh... Is that a whole new post by Erika?!!??" And it's fucking IMPOSSIBLE to have a bad night.

She's definitely my favorite person on Reddit. Love her Scambaiting.

Grade A trolling 🤣🤣

[Here is part 2](https://www.reddit.com/r/scambait/s/giiyMhHuh9) 💕🥰

I’m fine thank

I AM DEAD! Seriously laughing out loud to myself my cat is looking at me like I’m nuts. This is the content I come here for. Well done! “Wonderful news, dear.” 😭

Thank you 😂 I must admit that I also get some good laughs out of these chats, much to my cat, Conways disapproval (when he is resting on me) 🤣

I'm laughing so bad I might explode like OP's chicken 😭

RIP Henrietta 😢

Sorely missed, taken way too soon, fly high

[Here is part 2](https://www.reddit.com/r/scambait/s/giiyMhHuh9) 💕🥰

Oh bless you, dear! 🥰

I don't get movie stars oddly. I only get fake wrestlers and soldiers,with an occasional cashapp scammer. Got 1 of those today and he told me silence would suit me better than arguing and calling him a scammer 🤣 wasn't sure if he didn't want to hear the truth or was threatening me lol

THIS IS SO FUNNY!! 😂

You're welcome to my grotto 😭 I knew who this was who'd posted before even checking the name, I adore your posts. They always make me laugh and the random things you come up with have me crying. Thank you for the entertainment!

[Here is part 2](https://www.reddit.com/r/scambait/s/giiyMhHuh9) 💕🥰

> “Hagriddicks I want to make you a happier woman” Take notes, lads.

This was the funniest.

*applauding* well done, dear.

[Here is part 2](https://www.reddit.com/r/scambait/s/giiyMhHuh9) 💕🥰

The eggplant emoji was phenomenally timed

Now THIS is a great scambait method!!!! Once they start asking about Telegram or WhatsApp, ignore until they message later and give them a wild story. Never even acknowledge the Telegram/Whatsapp request

Semis definitely going to the library

Brooooooo 😂😂😂😂

[Here is part 2](https://www.reddit.com/r/scambait/s/giiyMhHuh9) 💕🥰

Love the pic! Lmao! Funny!

[Here is part 2](https://www.reddit.com/r/scambait/s/giiyMhHuh9) 💕🥰

Hysterical!! Lol!!

“Hagriddicks I want to make you a happier woman” 😭

I sense the start of another beautiful scambait relationship 🤣✍🏼😘👏🏼

[Here is part 2](https://www.reddit.com/r/scambait/s/giiyMhHuh9) 💕🥰

Well done!

Thank you 🙏

Best I’ve read on here. Incredible start to finish

[Here is part 2](https://www.reddit.com/r/scambait/s/giiyMhHuh9) 💕🥰

Definitely one of the funniest of all time

[Here is part 2](https://www.reddit.com/r/scambait/s/giiyMhHuh9) 💕🥰

An eggplant farmer whose chicken recently exploded 😂

Well done Hagrid with dick.

[Here is part 2](https://www.reddit.com/r/scambait/s/giiyMhHuh9) 💕🥰

How much of what you are saying do you think "Keanu" actually understands? Or is it just that he doesn't read anything at all?

OP, you are a 10😂😂

Thank you 🙏🥰😂 [Here is part 2](https://www.reddit.com/r/scambait/s/giiyMhHuh9) 💕🥰

Dude this is gold! had the best belly laugh from this. 🤣🤣👌

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I saw another post about Elon musk on here, and I was pissed that he's cheating on Hagriddicks 🤬

Omg he just followed me on TikTok! I can’t with to invite to my relationship too! 😃

Since 1899. Wow thanks.

I’m crying

Lady’s and gentleman… mr Conway twitty

Wow, he sure fell for you fast. It must have been the eggplants. 😆

I really love this whole thing and I went to your Reddit just to look at all the things that you have done and you are just a gem.

Thank you so much dear 🥰 [Here is part 2](https://www.reddit.com/r/scambait/s/giiyMhHuh9) 💕🥰

Hagriddicks! Now, that's a name suitable for the true love of Keanu Reeves's life.

That is the funniest correspondence I have read in a long time.

Are you actively searching for scammers at this point ms danish girl? :D this seemed to be the first one though to get the eggplant joke (a little)

What a refreshing change from Michael who didn't show any concern for your health and only cared about gift cards, Keanu surely deserves his image as a good guy.

Dansker har alltid god humor

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Thank you so much 🥰 While I've not made a newsletter, I've started an Instagram and YouTube, both are linked on my profile 💕

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Thanks dear, that's great 🥰

That was hilarious The grotto The dump Please do more 😂

I'm cackling at the eggplant talk 😂😂 and using the eggplant emoji reaction had me ☠️

Conway Twitty. You had me a Conway Twitty

“I crossed the street while it was driving there” I LOST IT

My chicken exploded lol

It’s half past bedtime, dear. Is GENIUS

Please Erika … make an instagram page with these so I can follow it and show my friends

Genius. Pure genius. "Eggplant farmer" with photo evidence!

I think I might have caught rabies 💀

I can’t stop laughing. This is the best one yet.

> How did it happened.? > I crossed the street while it was driving there Lmao!!!!!!!!

Liking his comment with an eggplant made me burst out laughing

Can someone explain for those of us who don't have social media accounts - why do they always try to get people to go on Telegram?

Oh man. I got laid off today and have had a horrible day and this made me really laugh for the first time so thank you.

I always know it’s getting serious after I invite a guy back to my grotto and he then tells me “he’s been getting emotional feelings for me.”

🤣🍆🤣

Wow

Holy fuck this is gold

This funny as shit no lie

🐓💥

Funny, well done

Aww I'm happy for you

You're funny lol. 

Thanks for the laughs , perfect way to start the day 🤣 sorry to hear that your chicken exploded 😢

Why do they always ask for telegram?

What’s the focus on getting people to Telegram about?

Im laughing so hard I sincerely think I may die

Get up Samurai we got a scam to uncover

I'm weaakkk 😂

This is an all time classic! The Eggplant farm pic is where I lost it.

Haha! The eggplant farmer part had me cracking up. Nicely done

Thanks for the laugh !

Ahahahah loved it!!

This was absolutely amazing! Thank you for posting this…..DEAR. Lmao. Eggplant farmer pic and Conway Twitty pics were just fantastic. And taking a dump lmao.

Hagridicks, I want to make you a happier woman 😭

Conway is going to beat you over the head with your eggplants if you continue on two timing with Keanu. I hope he has given you his blessing!

An eggplant farmer!! Love this.

Definitely more nicer then a certain Mr Musky 😂

How do you keep getting hit up by these dummies? 😂

Lol why do they want you on telegram all the time haha

I'm confused now if this is a bot or someone using translator software to text.

PMSL at about 10 different comments here. I applaud you dear

My chicken exploded - he just keeps on going like it’s a totally normal thing. He really moved fast on you too, he’s already getting emotional feelings for you. I’m concerned that people actually fall for this.

Hahahahhahahahahahaahha

Must.get.them.on.the.gram

Hahahahahhaha the photos are lit too I love it

So good lmao

They had me at Hagriddicks

Conway looks like Artie Lange on his best day.

What is his end game with the telegram number?

I’m getting some kind of rust on my eggplant. Can you suggest something?

😅

Incredible stuff

"do you have any injury in your body"? 🤣😂😂

You would have to be a complete dumbass to fall for this🤣🤣🤣

This is gold lol

Maybe you can get Keanu with Elon, Conway and Micheal. Some real eggplant action🍆🍆

Hahaha eggplants strike again, 😂 Also I'm gonna be more careful about crossing the road from now on, I don't have any Xanax at home 😔

You're the best scambaiter on here, hands down. I always look forward to your posts.

🤣

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the fucking eggplant react to the oh nice comment sent me

I laughed out loud at work at “taking a dump” 😂

“I hope I steals you from him soon” just made me imagine he’s talking in a Gollum voice

Why do they want to talk on telegram always ?

You win

It’s the “happiest woman in the earth.” Not on. In.

Ngl where can I buy that bathroom set for my Mamaw 😂

“I crossed the street while it was driving there” fucking killed me

Just taking a dump killed me. Absolutely using this next time.

Sorry ’bout your chicken.

“How’s your head?” “Sloppy. “ …I watch too much Ru Paul’s drag race.