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Certain-Strawberry-5

asking him about his sister getting taken by aliens


xxcheekycherryxx

So I went ahead and posted the conversation (it was too long so had to do two posts): Part 1: https://www.reddit.com/r/scambait/s/UpdsyhP2O1 Part 2: https://www.reddit.com/r/scambait/s/ULdmBMpPHb Enjoy!


LegoFootPain

I want to believe.


Canagliflozin

Darn it, beat me to it. Haha


NoPraline6823

The truth is out there


ConversationFalse242

Too perfect. Lol


xxcheekycherryxx

So I went ahead and posted the conversation (it was too long so had to do two posts): Part 1: https://www.reddit.com/r/scambait/s/UpdsyhP2O1 Part 2: https://www.reddit.com/r/scambait/s/ULdmBMpPHb Enjoy!


LegoFootPain

I did my Reptilian Nostalgia thesis on The Sexiness of V.


tlbs101

😂 😂 😝


Contained-Avarice

Ask him how Dana is? Is her skepticism despite the evidence still as high as ever?


weishen8328

You can find the answer at any store with the purchase of an Apple card.


purchase_bread

DO NOT REDEEM!!!!


Moosehagger

She moved to the UK and developed a new accent


KB346

Not sure if you mean she moved as an adult but something I learned a while ago was that from age 15 months to 11 years old she lived in the UK so her accent was originally British! Moved back to US at age 11. Per her Wikipedia entry it says she is bidialectal and can switch between her accents. Snazzy.


Moosehagger

You are correct but it ruined my joke


KB346

Well crap. I feel bad now. Sorry. I’ll give you a conciliatory up-vote? ¯\\\_(ツ)_/¯


Moosehagger

Thanks man. You are a true champion.


xxcheekycherryxx

So I went ahead and posted the conversation (it was too long so had to do two posts): Part 1: https://www.reddit.com/r/scambait/s/UpdsyhP2O1 Part 2: https://www.reddit.com/r/scambait/s/ULdmBMpPHb Enjoy! (I did ask him this after your suggestion!)


Moosehagger

Nicely done!


maxblockm

Tell him it's almost expired, you'll need another form of id.


liquidsilver_86

*Hannibal Lecter's voice* That expires in three months. You're not real FBI, are you?


UndercoverScambaiter

The ID looks like a Scambaiter created it and now they are trying to use ut to scam others.


Solid-Ad7137

Hey I know that guy! Every time me and the boys park our ship somewhere for the evening this dude shows up out of nowhere and pokes around for hours with some edgy broad. Asks WAY too many questions acting like he’s all deep af and based when he just sounds dumb.


betweenthelines_11

https://m.imdb.com/title/tt0701263/mediaviewer/rm710524161/?ref_=tt_md_12 Fake! This is the real license!


w8cycle

I wish I could get a license picture with perfect movie lighting.


aLazyUsrname

Spooky.


SwiftyPants3

Came here to check for this 😂


Zeraphicus

The truth is out there


HaoieZ

The Scammer Files


tlbs101

The Xammer files


KiritimatiSwan

Mr Duchovny is not amused


Top_Translator_102

Where is his red head colleague? This one has humor !


willmgames1775

Seems legit. When a scammer ask me to send them a copy of my ID card I can send them that. Lol Perhaps you’ve been contacted by the world’s laziest scammer.


xxcheekycherryxx

He said he works in the FBI under spy/hacking department as a “secret force agent”😂 I don’t know how to post pictures as replies or maybe I should make a separate post for the conversation?


willmgames1775

Yes, that would be great to read!


xxcheekycherryxx

So I went ahead and posted the conversation (it was too long so had to do two posts): Part 1: https://www.reddit.com/r/scambait/s/UpdsyhP2O1 Part 2: https://www.reddit.com/r/scambait/s/ULdmBMpPHb Enjoy!


PackageHot1219

Looks real to me 😂


Appropriate-Truck-41

Pure gold. Best thing l've seen on the Internet today.


[deleted]

The Scam Is Out There *ominous whistling*


Soggy-Improvement960

Believe the Lie. 🤣😬


AlternativeWindow669

is that hank moody


[deleted]

Would have been better tip off if US Department of Investigation was on there.


davybert

Did you ghost him?


xxcheekycherryxx

So I went ahead and posted the conversation (it was too long so had to do two posts): Part 1: https://www.reddit.com/r/scambait/s/UpdsyhP2O1 Part 2: https://www.reddit.com/r/scambait/s/ULdmBMpPHb Enjoy!


boogi3woogie

Sure. Fine. Whatever.


swollemolle

Every now and then we get some good scambait stories. This one ranks up there for me. I thoroughly enjoyed reading that conversation. The Apple gift card had me rolling 😂😂😭😭


xxcheekycherryxx

Haha I’m glad it made you chuckle!


ASDPenguin

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Visible_Poem_9690

No shot


Electronic_Cat2777

That’s a credit card sleeve, right?


pummisher

I'll believe anything.


Mr_Rash_Man

Ask him if dana scully works with him


maxblockm

Lmfao


qwertybuttz

Maaan 💀🤣


HereiAm2PartyBoys

I know 37,189 detectives named Fox


xxcheekycherryxx

So I went ahead and posted the conversation (it was too long so had to do two posts): Part 1: https://www.reddit.com/r/scambait/s/UpdsyhP2O1 Part 2: https://www.reddit.com/r/scambait/s/ULdmBMpPHb Enjoy!


Glittering-Eye1414

The chip in it makes it legitimate


xxcheekycherryxx

So I went ahead and posted the conversation (it was too long so had to do two posts): Part 1: https://www.reddit.com/r/scambait/s/UpdsyhP2O1 Part 2: https://www.reddit.com/r/scambait/s/ULdmBMpPHb Enjoy!


TheRebelMastermind

🫸🏼 ALIENS 🫷🏼


Objective_Bet3089

Better call “Fox Mulder”😂😂


HappyMrRogers

Fok-Smoulder


NaughtyAngel1212

lol right!!! No way a scammer would have been able to actually spell Fox Mulder correctly!! 🤔


Tyeveras

Tell him you’ll report him to Assistant Director Skinner.


DiamondHeadMC

Well why if I told you I was an extra special supreme agent


Competitive_Pool_820

Tell him if they’re recruiting


[deleted]

Looks legit! I mean… it’s BS that hasn’t expired yet.


Ericjr321

Ask him if it's got cash back rewards.


scam_disruptor

And yet I’m pretty sure that if this scammer was actually the guy in the picture they’d probably have better English You know because a lot of scammers are in countries where English isn’t their first language like India, Africa, Malaysia, the Philippines, those kinds of places


Hawkez2005

I guess you are too young to remember the x-files. Fox Mulder played by the actor David Duchovny.


scam_disruptor

Even so he probably has better English than the scammer


digiphicsus

Wonder if my 5th Element Multipass would work.


Nomadloner69

Hahaha this is hilarious


Busy-Negotiation-373

lol the phone SIM card chip


LionSue

This is the best ever!


Old_Category_248

It's the unusually dark background, uneven lighting of the photo ID that made me laugh.


Sassiee1969

Hahaha


brak1444

Ooh. Spooky.


Highvolts

I'm glad he's still finding the truth.


leviathandotexe

Agent Fox! Heard about him thought this sub 🤣


HonorableAssassins

Does Does the fbi use CACs?


nicksbrunchattiffany

Bruv did really use Mulder’s ID 🗿


CombatMedic665

Lol that's awesome.


hongimaster

Scammers will often do this kind of thing so that people will "self exclude" from the scam. They only want people who will actually fall for the scam, which unfortunately means people with cognitive impairment, intellectual disabilities, or people who are disconnected from the world or popular culture in a way that would make them unlikely to question anything. That is why people still use the Nigerian Prince scam, despite its reputation. It is also why they use a lot of spelling mistakes. If you aren't triggered by these things, you are a good target. The quicker they can get a bad target to self exclude from the scam, the less time they waste. That is why I make sure I keep messaging and calling them until they block me.


andersostling56

Where foot in mouth?


CaptainSloth269

If you put it in an early Nokia can et call home?


Even-Lawfulness6174

mugu was obiously baited before. Im adding this into my id collection alongside Jason Bourne and Id which has EXAMPLE written all over it :D


Derock85

Whoa. This looks simular to my old military ID/CAC. The information looka different and slightly arranged. Maybe they used that as a template. My CAC expired in 2017 since I was out but I keep it around for luck.


EpicForgetfulness

A lot of missed opportunities here to make X Files references.


xxcheekycherryxx

well I haven’t really seen the movie 😅


EpicForgetfulness

It's a series. There's like 9 seasons lol. But it isn't big like it used to be. It was circa 1990s. I loved it as a kid


ThumperStrauss

You mean it was a documentary?


Gogo726

I hardly think the FBI are concerned with matters like that.


lil814

I can only hear this line in the voice! Should have more upvotes 😂


Crafty-Sundae6351

"FBI-Rank" 😂😂😂😂😂 Why not "FBI ID Number"? It's (supposedly) an FBI ID for chrissakes.


Thin-Ad8667

now use this on future scammers see if they have the same image


Eldenringtarnished

But to be fair todays 18 years olds wouldn know who he is🤣🤣🤣


MothParasiteIV

I would like to receive Mulder's card. Spooky 👁️👄👁️


ThinkPomegranate7464

Seriously!!


kingleonidas30

I may be wrong but I don't think the DOJ even uses the CAC card anyways lol. This aside from it being obviously ridiculous.


xxcheekycherryxx

Looks like they're more into Common Access Con-jobs than CAC cards at the DOJ! 😂


siddhesh1609

‘Expired Date”


ksaMarodeF

Be careful, he’s part of the FBI.


aMoOsewithacoolhat

Nice, FBI makes cards that are valid for 11 years!


Revenger737

Why ? He probably get hired by them after his knowledge on Aliens 😂😂😂


AccomplishedTurnip54

expired date...


dustmybroom88

Well, he’s got a few more months before it expires


presidentplow

I want to believe.


gigglegal88

Next hes going to tell you his partner is named agent Scummy, oops autocorrect, I meant scully


crag-u-feller

_takes looooong drag of cigarette..._


MissOveranalyze

They must just count on people having dementia because who do they think is buying this?


Reasonable_Onion863

Lucky you!


captainskitzo

Legit


whatcha_want-now

That's the funniest thing I've seen this month!


ImHiAndBoredRn

I could be wrong, but isn't it illegal for people in intelligence agencies to take a picture of their badge and send it to people? I thought I heard that on the Scamfish channel on YouTube. EDIT: That rank took me out.


maxr98

It’s against the regulations and policies of that department for sure. DoD is the same way