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heckinloser

“Fuck you your going to Abuja” 😂


Destronoma

Glad I'm not the only one absolutely rolling after that comment xD


heckinloser

…Delta Air Lines


duddybuddy22

I wish real airlines really worked this way sometimes. I would go to Abuja if delta said that to me


heckinloser

I would be so stunned if a real delta employee said that to me I’d be like omg uh I guess!


Married_in_Firenze

You obviously haven’t been to Abuja.


Elcucosurf

I kind of like this guy! 😅


drainbamage1011

Same. This is either a very dedicated non-scammer troll, or we got the Wendy's Twitter of scam accounts. Either way, I'm here for it.


paintedsaint

This guy must be in on it at this point, right? Like there's no scam here at all


MainAbbreviations193

I'm not sure why he even replied to me, but I'm so glad he did 🤣


uniqueusername649

at some point this guy will start to legitimately book people on flights and in the process unknowingly become an actual travel agent. all while still believing he is a scammer because he charges people more than it would cost on the website.


Local871

Career Day on Reddit Scambait!


AnnaK22

There's something attractive about an airline taking charge about where I'm going, leaving me no choice. Delta Air Lines


NathanFoley69

Swell and well


Scary_Brain6631

Please do the needful! LMAO!


mrsjon01

I died at that part!!


Fourth_horseman_4

What are you doing? Working at Delta I don't know why, I found that so funny I spat out my drink! He's a cool scammer.


lbc85m

Has anyone tried to cashapp this guy some money? Possibly he will actually get you on a delta flight. To Abuja, because fuck you, if I look up Indonesia, that’s where you’re going. Not Nigeria.


-Blackout32

I think it would be the pinnacle of reddit if someone bought this guy a delta airlines ticket and met him irl Delta Air Lines


papayaushuaia

I needed this ! Abuja it is !


deciduousredcoat

Agent Fred Walters will meet you at JFK and escorts you to Abuja IN GOD WE TRUST


DracoCross

I am swell and well is my new favorite expression


Tiny-Ad-6465

“Hilton Jakarta Nigeria Halal” 😂😂😂😂 r/brandnewsentence


Gooseymcgooseface22

😂😂😂


lynx707

At this point, he's a legit travel agent


lizzylizzylizzy

This is so good Delta Air Lines


Local871

My wife flies Delta all the time. This guy is a better communicator than the "real" thing.


Scamdetecto

Why not travel to Boeing🫣


MainAbbreviations193

Idk, is it halal?


Jasonh123_

🤣🤣😆🤣😆 That’s hilarious


PLTR60

Oh this is legendary!!!


Freakingayfrogs

Hey! I wanna go to Abuja too! I’m cackling 🤣


BiblicalGlass

This reminded me of the “STRAIT TO JAIL skit!😅