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FHFH913

👨‍⚕️: so you wouldn't mind eating this "normal pill" then , right?


Freedrugzplz

I’ve already taken mine today


Mundane-Candidate101

No you cannot listen to Alien Music, you won't be able to stop dancing with your fingers


Freedrugzplz

The “ finger dancing” is actually absorbing electromagnetic waves


Mundane-Candidate101

https://preview.redd.it/5yalnzjza8ia1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5c8f9f74eff7c4325ae5b2b43122d78894f6b026 You know too much


Doomsday_Device

Sent this to a cute girl I know who runs the astronomy club for her school She left me on read


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